I don’t know what I expected to be posted on this thread, but it wasn’t a debate about whether guinea pigs killed the dinosaurs.
Yeah, I don't know how it's debatable. Guinea pigs obviously drove dinosaurs extinct.
Don't be dumb
Did you ever get ringworm?
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Guinea pigs erased the dinosaurs out of existence.
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Nice!!!
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Good to see some folks coming over to the side of irrefutable scientific fact!
Honestly, Guinea pigs are to blame for some of the worst things out there. Here's an example - Dinosaurs were driven down the evolutionary route towards birds by excessive competition and direct attacks by guinea pigs and their ruling caste, Rabbits. One such bird to come from this evolution is Ducks. And ducks, as we all know, are the most dangerous animals on the planet (moreso even than guinea pigs).
If it weren't for the great guinea pig invasion of m65BC, we wouldn't have Ducks. What further proof of the evil of guinea pigs do you need?
Angela from Eragon (think Tasha from D&D) proved without a doubt that all frogs are toads, so I can prove that all Guinea Pigs are in fact (potentially Mini Giant Space) hamsters.
Think about the boons this would give us! We wouldn't have to be nitpicky and selective when determining how many hamsters / other now-hamster beings we'll need to power the entirety of London!
Once this endeavor has succeeded, I will prove all Porcupines are Hedgehogs. Just you see.
Angela from Eragon (think Tasha from D&D) proved without a doubt that all frogs are toads, so I can prove that all Guinea Pigs are in fact (potentially Mini Giant Space) hamsters.
Think about the boons this would give us! We wouldn't have to be nitpicky and selective when determining how many hamsters / other now-hamster beings we'll need to power the entirety of London!
Once this endeavor has succeeded, I will prove all Porcupines are Hedgehogs. Just you see.
I like Angela. She’s funny.
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Angela from Eragon (think Tasha from D&D) proved without a doubt that all frogs are toads, so I can prove that all Guinea Pigs are in fact (potentially Mini Giant Space) hamsters.
Think about the boons this would give us! We wouldn't have to be nitpicky and selective when determining how many hamsters / other now-hamster beings we'll need to power the entirety of London!
Once this endeavor has succeeded, I will prove all Porcupines are Hedgehogs. Just you see.
I like Angela. She’s funny.
And also evil. Not in a good way. You know the Elva fiasco? I have my own stance on that, and it is very much different from hers.
Angela from Eragon (think Tasha from D&D) proved without a doubt that all frogs are toads, so I can prove that all Guinea Pigs are in fact (potentially Mini Giant Space) hamsters.
Think about the boons this would give us! We wouldn't have to be nitpicky and selective when determining how many hamsters / other now-hamster beings we'll need to power the entirety of London!
Once this endeavor has succeeded, I will prove all Porcupines are Hedgehogs. Just you see.
I like Angela. She’s funny.
And also evil. Not in a good way. You know the Elva fiasco? I have my own stance on that, and it is very much different from hers.
I suppose. I haven’t read the books in a while, so I’m probably forgetting stuff.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Elva is given a blessing from Eragon, but he mis-worded the blessing so Elva became a shield from pain. Angela took the mistake as a malicious act and actively torturously (and in fact, in my opinion evilly) placed sole blame and responsibility on Eragon and made him basically Elva's slave.
I believe that Eragon's mistake was a mistake, and as such is forgivable (Angela didn't think so). I also believe that Eragon was under mountains of pressure (Angela ignored that fact), was still learning (Angela overlooked this too), and had a pure intent and wanted to help when he accidentally cursed Elva (Angela basically takes Eragon's mistake as being a wholly malicious act from step one and makes a slave of him because of it).
Actually, I don't believe in a lot of Paolini's story politics, though he's still an okay writer.
Elva is given a blessing from Eragon, but he mis-worded the blessing so Elva became a shield from pain. Angela took the mistake as a malicious act and actively torturously (and in fact, in my opinion evilly) placed sole blame and responsibility on Eragon and made him basically Elva's slave.
I believe that Eragon's mistake was a mistake, and as such is forgivable (Angela didn't think so). I also believe that Eragon was under mountains of pressure (Angela ignored that fact), was still learning (Angela overlooked this too), and had a pure intent and wanted to help when he accidentally cursed Elva (Angela basically takes Eragon's mistake as being a wholly malicious act from step one and makes a slave of him because of it).
Actually, I don't believe in a lot of Paolini's story politics, though he's still an okay writer.
Well, Angela is Angela. She spends a lot of time around mushrooms. Overall, I really like Eragon and the series is one of my favorites. Arya and Roran are probably my favorite major characters, but I have a weird liking for random side ones.
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You like ARYA and RORAN? I must rethink your opinion's relevance!
I'm mostly a Murtagh fan (I disagree with Paolini's politiking around him too, but he's cool), although Thorn is boring.
Oh, yeah, Murtagh. I forgot him, but he trumps Roran for my favorite character.
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Oh no, they merely killed the dinosaurs, and then forced them to evolve into Ducks, which is inarguably much worse than dinosaurs. They also forced tortoises into hiding (in their shells). If guinea pigs were strong swimmers ,there would probably be a form of guinea pig in place of sharks by now. Luckily the only swimming guinea pig is confined to loch ness, for now.
Did you ever get ringworm?
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
What else could I be?
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
I am not wasting my 1,000th post on a mere channel for random mortal thoughts! Bah. Back to our cave, kitten...
- A digital caveman villain
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Guinea pigs erased the dinosaurs out of existence.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Nice!!!
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Good to see some folks coming over to the side of irrefutable scientific fact!
Honestly, Guinea pigs are to blame for some of the worst things out there. Here's an example - Dinosaurs were driven down the evolutionary route towards birds by excessive competition and direct attacks by guinea pigs and their ruling caste, Rabbits. One such bird to come from this evolution is Ducks. And ducks, as we all know, are the most dangerous animals on the planet (moreso even than guinea pigs).
If it weren't for the great guinea pig invasion of m65BC, we wouldn't have Ducks. What further proof of the evil of guinea pigs do you need?
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All Guinea Pigs are, in fact, Hamsters.
Angela from Eragon (think Tasha from D&D) proved without a doubt that all frogs are toads, so I can prove that all Guinea Pigs are in fact (potentially Mini Giant Space) hamsters.
Think about the boons this would give us! We wouldn't have to be nitpicky and selective when determining how many hamsters / other now-hamster beings we'll need to power the entirety of London!
Once this endeavor has succeeded, I will prove all Porcupines are Hedgehogs. Just you see.
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Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Porcupines are just hedgehogs that have held their noses and blown really hard to push their spikes out!
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I like Angela. She’s funny.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
And also evil. Not in a good way. You know the Elva fiasco? I have my own stance on that, and it is very much different from hers.
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I suppose. I haven’t read the books in a while, so I’m probably forgetting stuff.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Elva is given a blessing from Eragon, but he mis-worded the blessing so Elva became a shield from pain. Angela took the mistake as a malicious act and actively torturously (and in fact, in my opinion evilly) placed sole blame and responsibility on Eragon and made him basically Elva's slave.
I believe that Eragon's mistake was a mistake, and as such is forgivable (Angela didn't think so). I also believe that Eragon was under mountains of pressure (Angela ignored that fact), was still learning (Angela overlooked this too), and had a pure intent and wanted to help when he accidentally cursed Elva (Angela basically takes Eragon's mistake as being a wholly malicious act from step one and makes a slave of him because of it).
Actually, I don't believe in a lot of Paolini's story politics, though he's still an okay writer.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Well, Angela is Angela. She spends a lot of time around mushrooms. Overall, I really like Eragon and the series is one of my favorites. Arya and Roran are probably my favorite major characters, but I have a weird liking for random side ones.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
You like ARYA and RORAN? I must rethink your opinion's relevance!
I'm mostly a Murtagh fan (I disagree with Paolini's politiking around him too, but he's cool), although Thorn is boring.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Oh, yeah, Murtagh. I forgot him, but he trumps Roran for my favorite character.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Marisa Ray and Rhiannon Gower should master debate over which of them should become next President of D&D Beyond.
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Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Also, did guinea pigs invent life on earth?
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Oh no, they merely killed the dinosaurs, and then forced them to evolve into Ducks, which is inarguably much worse than dinosaurs. They also forced tortoises into hiding (in their shells). If guinea pigs were strong swimmers ,there would probably be a form of guinea pig in place of sharks by now. Luckily the only swimming guinea pig is confined to loch ness, for now.
Make your Artificer work with any other class with 174 Multiclassing Feats for your Artificer Multiclass Character!
DM's Guild Releases on This Thread Or check them all out on DMs Guild!
DrivethruRPG Releases on This Thread - latest release: My Character is a Werewolf: balanced rules for Lycanthropy!
I have started discussing/reviewing 3rd party D&D content on Substack - stay tuned for semi-regular posts!
Guinea pigs did not kill the dinosaurs.
We've presented conclusive evidence to the contrary.
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)