I've been wondering, has anyone able to get a Tarrasque drunk? I could imagine the scenario playing out with a lucky roll with a bag of beans to make a geyser of wine shoot straight into its mouth, yet I'm not sure if the metabolism of a Tarrasque would even make a giant drunk dinosaur happen.
On the off chance that this has happened, I would love to hear that story.
Immune to Poison. Sadly. But I would picture it being a larger version of something that happens in Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss.
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"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
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In our campaign we achieved the bag of beans trick, and would have got away with it too if it hadn't been for that darned flying ranger peppering it with arrows from his non-magical bow. The alcohol just kept spouting out of the arrow holes likes a giant hedgehog fountain.
Disclaimer: this may not have actually happened but who cares?
I've been wondering, has anyone able to get a Tarrasque drunk? I could imagine the scenario playing out with a lucky roll with a bag of beans to make a geyser of wine shoot straight into its mouth, yet I'm not sure if the metabolism of a Tarrasque would even make a giant drunk dinosaur happen.
On the off chance that this has happened, I would love to hear that story.
Immune to Poison. Sadly. But I would picture it being a larger version of something that happens in Name of the Wind by Patrick Rothfuss.
"Where words fail, swords prevail. Where blood is spilled, my cup is filled" -Cartaphilus
"I have found the answer to the meaning of life. You ask me what the answer is? You already know what the answer to life is. You fear it more than the strike of a viper, the ravages of disease, the ire of a lover. The answer is always death. But death is a gentle mistress with a sweet embrace, and you owe her a debt of restitution. Life is not a gift, it is a loan."
In our campaign we achieved the bag of beans trick, and would have got away with it too if it hadn't been for that darned flying ranger peppering it with arrows from his non-magical bow. The alcohol just kept spouting out of the arrow holes likes a giant hedgehog fountain.
Disclaimer: this may not have actually happened but who cares?
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