"There are many ways drinking a beverage like that could harm you. I'm only trying to help you, Ria."
"Puh-lease. It's not gonna hurt me. It's just a drink."
"It's not an ordinary drink. And as far as I know, you're underage."
"I'm not underage! I'm probably older than you are! I just don't remember my exact age.."
"I don't either, but finding random people and not remembering much might mean otherwise. And I think you're a teenager."
"Okay, fine.."
"But trust me, drinking is bad at your age."
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"I came here because I wished to." He narrows his eyes. "You're not just what you appear to be."
"Huh? I mean, no one is, right?" She continued to smile, albeit a bit more creepily.
Paraz returns the smile with no hint of concern. "Few are."
"But not me, right? I'm very interesting. Almost as interesting as you, Mr Paraz."
"You are intriguing... yes."
"Mind if I ask again then? What brings you here?"
"I came here because I wished to."
"Finee.. How's your.. 'wine'?" She laughed quietly.
"A touch too sweet for my tastes, but it'll do."
"Oh well- I tried, at least." Arjhan tells himself.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"I came here because I wished to." He narrows his eyes. "You're not just what you appear to be."
"Huh? I mean, no one is, right?" She continued to smile, albeit a bit more creepily.
Paraz returns the smile with no hint of concern. "Few are."
"But not me, right? I'm very interesting. Almost as interesting as you, Mr Paraz."
"You are intriguing... yes."
"Mind if I ask again then? What brings you here?"
"I came here because I wished to."
"Finee.. How's your.. 'wine'?" She laughed quietly.
"A touch too sweet for my tastes, but it'll do."
"A touch too sweet?.." Arjhan sighs. "Yeah, you really have that acquired taste, don't you?"
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"I came here because I wished to." He narrows his eyes. "You're not just what you appear to be."
"Huh? I mean, no one is, right?" She continued to smile, albeit a bit more creepily.
Paraz returns the smile with no hint of concern. "Few are."
"But not me, right? I'm very interesting. Almost as interesting as you, Mr Paraz."
"You are intriguing... yes."
"Mind if I ask again then? What brings you here?"
"I came here because I wished to."
"Finee.. How's your.. 'wine'?" She laughed quietly.
"A touch too sweet for my tastes, but it'll do."
"A touch too sweet?.." Arjhan sighs. "Yeah, you really have that acquired taste, don't you?"
"You call it that only because you don't have it."
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"I came here because I wished to." He narrows his eyes. "You're not just what you appear to be."
"Huh? I mean, no one is, right?" She continued to smile, albeit a bit more creepily.
Paraz returns the smile with no hint of concern. "Few are."
"But not me, right? I'm very interesting. Almost as interesting as you, Mr Paraz."
"You are intriguing... yes."
"Mind if I ask again then? What brings you here?"
"I came here because I wished to."
"Finee.. How's your.. 'wine'?" She laughed quietly.
"A touch too sweet for my tastes, but it'll do."
"A touch too sweet?.." Arjhan sighs. "Yeah, you really have that acquired taste, don't you?"
"You call it that only because you don't have it."
"That is the truth, sir." Arjhan bows. "Arjhan Norixious, at your service."
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Is it a drink or a really good comeback?" Arjhan asked.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
A ball of light that looks almost like a will-o-‘wisp floats in.
Warner waves hello, "Welcome, friend! You have a very pretty light, did you know that?"
“Why thank you, may I have something to drink?”
Back.
*Welcome back!*
"Yes you can! What would you like, glowing buddy?" Arjhan asked curiously.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Is it a drink or a really good comeback?" Arjhan asked.
"Nope."
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
A ball of light that looks almost like a will-o-‘wisp floats in.
Warner waves hello, "Welcome, friend! You have a very pretty light, did you know that?"
“Why thank you, may I have something to drink?”
Back.
*Welcome back!*
"Yes you can! What would you like, glowing buddy?" Arjhan asked curiously.
“Got anything from another world? I’ve been trying to get ahold of some stuff from back home, but so far I haven’t found anything...”
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
A ball of light that looks almost like a will-o-‘wisp floats in.
Warner waves hello, "Welcome, friend! You have a very pretty light, did you know that?"
“Why thank you, may I have something to drink?”
Back.
*Welcome back!*
"Yes you can! What would you like, glowing buddy?" Arjhan asked curiously.
“Got anything from another world? I’ve been trying to get ahold of some stuff from back home, but so far I haven’t found anything...”
"Other worldly, huh?" Arjhan thinks for a moment before smiling. "I've got a beholder eyestock-soup if you're into that!"
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
A ball of light that looks almost like a will-o-‘wisp floats in.
Warner waves hello, "Welcome, friend! You have a very pretty light, did you know that?"
“Why thank you, may I have something to drink?”
Back.
*Welcome back!*
"Yes you can! What would you like, glowing buddy?" Arjhan asked curiously.
“Got anything from another world? I’ve been trying to get ahold of some stuff from back home, but so far I haven’t found anything...”
"Other worldly, huh?" Arjhan thinks for a moment before smiling. "I've got a beholder eyestock-soup if you're into that!"
“I’m thinking of something, less otherworldly. I might as well try it, though.”
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
A ball of light that looks almost like a will-o-‘wisp floats in.
Warner waves hello, "Welcome, friend! You have a very pretty light, did you know that?"
“Why thank you, may I have something to drink?”
Back.
*Welcome back!*
"Yes you can! What would you like, glowing buddy?" Arjhan asked curiously.
“Got anything from another world? I’ve been trying to get ahold of some stuff from back home, but so far I haven’t found anything...”
"Other worldly, huh?" Arjhan thinks for a moment before smiling. "I've got a beholder eyestock-soup if you're into that!"
“I’m thinking of something, less otherworldly. I might as well try it, though.”
"Coming right up!" Arjhan dashes into the kitchen and begins making the meal. He then comes out of it with a bowl of...well it's pretty self explanatory; beholder eyestock-soup.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Warner wonders off and then disappears into the kitchen.
Arjhan is multitasking cooking several meals at once while making sure his fellow chefs are doing the same.
Jerry is on patrol.
Ria is drinking apple juice and smooshing lizards outside.
Atemos is- oops, wrong tavern.
Cyno has many character ideas but for some reason they're all evil.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Feywild is a frightening place. Don't bring it up."
"But frightening is fun!"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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"But trust me, drinking is bad at your age."
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"Oh well- I tried, at least." Arjhan tells himself.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"A touch too sweet?.." Arjhan sighs. "Yeah, you really have that acquired taste, don't you?"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Bob walks to Paraz. "I have something bitter."
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"You call it that only because you don't have it."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"That is the truth, sir." Arjhan bows. "Arjhan Norixious, at your service."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Is it a drink or a really good comeback?" Arjhan asked.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*Back.*
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
*This place is growing fast.*
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
*Welcome back!*
"Yes you can! What would you like, glowing buddy?" Arjhan asked curiously.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Nope."
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
*I know! I'm so happy!*
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
“Got anything from another world? I’ve been trying to get ahold of some stuff from back home, but so far I haven’t found anything...”
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
"Other worldly, huh?" Arjhan thinks for a moment before smiling. "I've got a beholder eyestock-soup if you're into that!"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
“I’m thinking of something, less otherworldly. I might as well try it, though.”
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
"Coming right up!" Arjhan dashes into the kitchen and begins making the meal. He then comes out of it with a bowl of...well it's pretty self explanatory; beholder eyestock-soup.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*I’ve got to go for a bit, bye!”
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
*Bye, Friend!*
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Ria is drinking apple juice and smooshing lizards outside.
Atemos is- oops, wrong tavern.
Cyno has many character ideas but for some reason they're all evil.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"But frightening is fun!"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ