"I came here because I wished to." He narrows his eyes. "You're not just what you appear to be."
"Huh? I mean, no one is, right?" She continued to smile, albeit a bit more creepily.
Paraz returns the smile with no hint of concern. "Few are."
"But not me, right? I'm very interesting. Almost as interesting as you, Mr Paraz."
"You are intriguing... yes."
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"There are many ways drinking a beverage like that could harm you. I'm only trying to help you, Ria."
"Puh-lease. It's not gonna hurt me. It's just a drink."
"It's not an ordinary drink. And as far as I know, you're underage."
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"There are many ways drinking a beverage like that could harm you. I'm only trying to help you, Ria."
"Puh-lease. It's not gonna hurt me. It's just a drink."
"It's not an ordinary drink. And as far as I know, you're underage."
"I agree with the armor-brother." Jerry said, sounding very displeased.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"No." Jerry, the head bouncer and waiter of the helmed horrors intervenes. "How old are you, little girl?"
She tried to count on her fingers, but gave up. "Umm.....I forgot.."
"You...forgot?" Jerry didn't have a face, but he looked like he wasn't buying it. "Where do you come from, traveler?"
"Far, far away in a distant land?" She continued to smile at him.
Jerry folded his arms. "Which province? We're in Delsavis, currently- but you know that already, right?" This was obviously a test.
"Nope! I'm not from this world at all." Ria innocently drank her apple juice.
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"I came here because I wished to." He narrows his eyes. "You're not just what you appear to be."
"Huh? I mean, no one is, right?" She continued to smile, albeit a bit more creepily.
Paraz returns the smile with no hint of concern. "Few are."
"But not me, right? I'm very interesting. Almost as interesting as you, Mr Paraz."
"You are intriguing... yes."
"Mind if I ask again then? What brings you here?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"There are many ways drinking a beverage like that could harm you. I'm only trying to help you, Ria."
"Puh-lease. It's not gonna hurt me. It's just a drink."
"It's not an ordinary drink. And as far as I know, you're underage."
"I'm not underage! I'm probably older than you are! I just don't remember my exact age.."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"There are many ways drinking a beverage like that could harm you. I'm only trying to help you, Ria."
"Puh-lease. It's not gonna hurt me. It's just a drink."
"It's not an ordinary drink. And as far as I know, you're underage."
"I agree with the armor-brother." Jerry said, sounding very displeased.
"Sorry.... "
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"No." Jerry, the head bouncer and waiter of the helmed horrors intervenes. "How old are you, little girl?"
She tried to count on her fingers, but gave up. "Umm.....I forgot.."
"You...forgot?" Jerry didn't have a face, but he looked like he wasn't buying it. "Where do you come from, traveler?"
"Far, far away in a distant land?" She continued to smile at him.
Jerry folded his arms. "Which province? We're in Delsavis, currently- but you know that already, right?" This was obviously a test.
"Nope! I'm not from this world at all." Ria innocently drank her apple juice.
If Jerry had eyes, they'd be narrow slits ready to incarcerate every living thing in a fifty mile radius. "Yeah...you better watch yourself, missy. No funny business. No underage drinking. You look and act thirteen- so that's how you're gonna be treated."
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"No." Jerry, the head bouncer and waiter of the helmed horrors intervenes. "How old are you, little girl?"
She tried to count on her fingers, but gave up. "Umm.....I forgot.."
"You...forgot?" Jerry didn't have a face, but he looked like he wasn't buying it. "Where do you come from, traveler?"
"Far, far away in a distant land?" She continued to smile at him.
Jerry folded his arms. "Which province? We're in Delsavis, currently- but you know that already, right?" This was obviously a test.
"Nope! I'm not from this world at all." Ria innocently drank her apple juice.
Charlie walks over with a new Grape Smoothie, "What world then?"
"Draxa! Very fun place to be."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I came here because I wished to." He narrows his eyes. "You're not just what you appear to be."
"Huh? I mean, no one is, right?" She continued to smile, albeit a bit more creepily.
Paraz returns the smile with no hint of concern. "Few are."
"But not me, right? I'm very interesting. Almost as interesting as you, Mr Paraz."
"You are intriguing... yes."
"Mind if I ask again then? What brings you here?"
"I came here because I wished to."
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"No." Jerry, the head bouncer and waiter of the helmed horrors intervenes. "How old are you, little girl?"
She tried to count on her fingers, but gave up. "Umm.....I forgot.."
"You...forgot?" Jerry didn't have a face, but he looked like he wasn't buying it. "Where do you come from, traveler?"
"Far, far away in a distant land?" She continued to smile at him.
Jerry folded his arms. "Which province? We're in Delsavis, currently- but you know that already, right?" This was obviously a test.
"Nope! I'm not from this world at all." Ria innocently drank her apple juice.
If Jerry had eyes, they'd be narrow slits ready to incarcerate every living thing in a fifty mile radius. "Yeah...you better watch yourself, missy. No funny business. No underage drinking. You look and act thirteen- so that's how you're gonna be treated."
"Okie dokie!"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"There are many ways drinking a beverage like that could harm you. I'm only trying to help you, Ria."
"Puh-lease. It's not gonna hurt me. It's just a drink."
"It's not an ordinary drink. And as far as I know, you're underage."
"I'm not underage! I'm probably older than you are! I just don't remember my exact age.."
"I don't either, but finding random people and not remembering much might mean otherwise. And I think you're a teenager."
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"No." Jerry, the head bouncer and waiter of the helmed horrors intervenes. "How old are you, little girl?"
She tried to count on her fingers, but gave up. "Umm.....I forgot.."
"You...forgot?" Jerry didn't have a face, but he looked like he wasn't buying it. "Where do you come from, traveler?"
"Far, far away in a distant land?" She continued to smile at him.
Jerry folded his arms. "Which province? We're in Delsavis, currently- but you know that already, right?" This was obviously a test.
"Nope! I'm not from this world at all." Ria innocently drank her apple juice.
Charlie walks over with a new Grape Smoothie, "What world then?"
"Draxa! Very fun place to be."
"Drax-ah? Fun? Is it like a festival always there?"
"Well in some places, yes! It's very colorful/. Like your world's version of the uh.... what's it called...... Oh! Feywild!"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Warner wonders off and then disappears into the kitchen.
Arjhan is multitasking cooking several meals at once while making sure his fellow chefs are doing the same.
Jerry is on patrol.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"I came here because I wished to." He narrows his eyes. "You're not just what you appear to be."
"Huh? I mean, no one is, right?" She continued to smile, albeit a bit more creepily.
Paraz returns the smile with no hint of concern. "Few are."
"But not me, right? I'm very interesting. Almost as interesting as you, Mr Paraz."
"You are intriguing... yes."
"Mind if I ask again then? What brings you here?"
"I came here because I wished to."
"Finee.. How's your.. 'wine'?" She laughed quietly.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"There are many ways drinking a beverage like that could harm you. I'm only trying to help you, Ria."
"Puh-lease. It's not gonna hurt me. It's just a drink."
"It's not an ordinary drink. And as far as I know, you're underage."
"I'm not underage! I'm probably older than you are! I just don't remember my exact age.."
"I don't either, but finding random people and not remembering much might mean otherwise. And I think you're a teenager."
"Okay, fine.."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I came here because I wished to." He narrows his eyes. "You're not just what you appear to be."
"Huh? I mean, no one is, right?" She continued to smile, albeit a bit more creepily.
Paraz returns the smile with no hint of concern. "Few are."
"But not me, right? I'm very interesting. Almost as interesting as you, Mr Paraz."
"You are intriguing... yes."
"Mind if I ask again then? What brings you here?"
"I came here because I wished to."
"Finee.. How's your.. 'wine'?" She laughed quietly.
"A touch too sweet for my tastes, but it'll do."
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"You are intriguing... yes."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"It's not an ordinary drink. And as far as I know, you're underage."
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"I agree with the armor-brother." Jerry said, sounding very displeased.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Nope! I'm not from this world at all." Ria innocently drank her apple juice.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Mind if I ask again then? What brings you here?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Charlie walks over with a new Grape Smoothie, "What world then?"
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"I'm not underage! I'm probably older than you are! I just don't remember my exact age.."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Sorry.... "
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
If Jerry had eyes, they'd be narrow slits ready to incarcerate every living thing in a fifty mile radius. "Yeah...you better watch yourself, missy. No funny business. No underage drinking. You look and act thirteen- so that's how you're gonna be treated."
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Draxa! Very fun place to be."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I came here because I wished to."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Okie dokie!"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Drax-ah? Fun? Is it like a festival always there?"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"I don't either, but finding random people and not remembering much might mean otherwise. And I think you're a teenager."
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"Well in some places, yes! It's very colorful/. Like your world's version of the uh.... what's it called...... Oh! Feywild!"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Warner wonders off and then disappears into the kitchen.
Arjhan is multitasking cooking several meals at once while making sure his fellow chefs are doing the same.
Jerry is on patrol.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Finee.. How's your.. 'wine'?" She laughed quietly.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Okay, fine.."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Feywild is a frightening place. Don't bring it up."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"A touch too sweet for my tastes, but it'll do."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.