An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
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An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"What do you mean?"
"What do I mean? No one really understands what they're saying, do they?"
"No. This is like when I talk about Ulgar, except I am at the other end."
"Well, tell me about this Ulgar fellow. He seems interesting."
"Well... I am a lesser vampire *Blood Drinker Vampire*, but I can shift into a greater vampire *Vampire*. I become more powerful but I... care less and feel less about stuff. That is all to tell."
"Ah, well, that's quite amusing, if I do say so myself. Which I do."
"So do you have any... quirks."
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"What do you mean?"
"What do I mean? No one really understands what they're saying, do they?"
"No. This is like when I talk about Ulgar, except I am at the other end."
"Well, tell me about this Ulgar fellow. He seems interesting."
"Well... I am a lesser vampire *Blood Drinker Vampire*, but I can shift into a greater vampire *Vampire*. I become more powerful but I... care less and feel less about stuff. That is all to tell."
"Ah, well, that's quite amusing, if I do say so myself. Which I do."
"So do you have any... quirks."
"Oh, plenty. I'd be boring without them."
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"What do you mean?"
"What do I mean? No one really understands what they're saying, do they?"
"No. This is like when I talk about Ulgar, except I am at the other end."
"Well, tell me about this Ulgar fellow. He seems interesting."
"Well... I am a lesser vampire *Blood Drinker Vampire*, but I can shift into a greater vampire *Vampire*. I become more powerful but I... care less and feel less about stuff. That is all to tell."
"Ah, well, that's quite amusing, if I do say so myself. Which I do."
"So do you have any... quirks."
"Oh, plenty. I'd be boring without them."
"Want to tell me about them?"
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"What do you mean?"
"What do I mean? No one really understands what they're saying, do they?"
"No. This is like when I talk about Ulgar, except I am at the other end."
"Well, tell me about this Ulgar fellow. He seems interesting."
"Well... I am a lesser vampire *Blood Drinker Vampire*, but I can shift into a greater vampire *Vampire*. I become more powerful but I... care less and feel less about stuff. That is all to tell."
"Ah, well, that's quite amusing, if I do say so myself. Which I do."
"So do you have any... quirks."
"Oh, plenty. I'd be boring without them."
"Want to tell me about them?"
"It's more fun if you guess."
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"What do you mean?"
"What do I mean? No one really understands what they're saying, do they?"
"No. This is like when I talk about Ulgar, except I am at the other end."
"Well, tell me about this Ulgar fellow. He seems interesting."
"Well... I am a lesser vampire *Blood Drinker Vampire*, but I can shift into a greater vampire *Vampire*. I become more powerful but I... care less and feel less about stuff. That is all to tell."
"Ah, well, that's quite amusing, if I do say so myself. Which I do."
"So do you have any... quirks."
"Oh, plenty. I'd be boring without them."
"Want to tell me about them?"
"It's more fun if you guess."
"You can.. manipulate time?"
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"What do you mean?"
"What do I mean? No one really understands what they're saying, do they?"
"No. This is like when I talk about Ulgar, except I am at the other end."
"Well, tell me about this Ulgar fellow. He seems interesting."
"Well... I am a lesser vampire *Blood Drinker Vampire*, but I can shift into a greater vampire *Vampire*. I become more powerful but I... care less and feel less about stuff. That is all to tell."
"Ah, well, that's quite amusing, if I do say so myself. Which I do."
"So do you have any... quirks."
"Oh, plenty. I'd be boring without them."
"Want to tell me about them?"
"It's more fun if you guess."
"You can.. manipulate time?"
The Ringmaster claps his hands. "What an educated guess! Try again."
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"What do you mean?"
"What do I mean? No one really understands what they're saying, do they?"
"No. This is like when I talk about Ulgar, except I am at the other end."
"Well, tell me about this Ulgar fellow. He seems interesting."
"Well... I am a lesser vampire *Blood Drinker Vampire*, but I can shift into a greater vampire *Vampire*. I become more powerful but I... care less and feel less about stuff. That is all to tell."
"Ah, well, that's quite amusing, if I do say so myself. Which I do."
"So do you have any... quirks."
"Oh, plenty. I'd be boring without them."
"Want to tell me about them?"
"It's more fun if you guess."
"You can.. manipulate time?"
The Ringmaster claps his hands. "What an educated guess! Try again."
"You can... Summon Fey? You seem to me like an Archfey."
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
An odd-looking man walks into the tavern. He has a black overcoat with an orange trim, and and top hat with a similar fiery color, goggles resting around it. He holds a glass wand in one hand, and walks with an extravagant flair that demands attention. The upper half of his face is hidden by the shadow of his hat.
The humaniod walks over
"Hello, what is your name?"
"Ah, names are such silly things. Meaningless, yet we cherish them so. I go by Ringmaster."
"Nice to meet you 'Ringmaster' I go by Lazarus... How is it going?"
"It's definitely going. You can't stop time." He grins. "Of course, unless you're me."
"You're amazing."
"I always appreciate a little sarcasm. It keeps things lively."
"Does it?"
"Since I said so, of course it does."
"Did you?"
"Yes, indeed I did."
"Then prove it."
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
Lazarus walks over to the bar, and looks around for Warner Tolk
Warner is adding notes to his spell book and then smiles and waves at Lazarus. "Hello, good sir!"
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Lazarus walks over to the bar, and looks around for Warner Tolk
Warner is adding notes to his spell book and then smiles and waves at Lazarus. "Hello, good sir!"
"Hello, you are the manager of this fine establishment? I have some labor that I can lend to it and I was wondering who to ask."
"I am the owner of The Lonely Horde. What do you wish to do here?"
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Lazarus walks over to the bar, and looks around for Warner Tolk
Warner is adding notes to his spell book and then smiles and waves at Lazarus. "Hello, good sir!"
"Hello, you are the manager of this fine establishment? I have some labor that I can lend to it and I was wondering who to ask."
"I am the owner of The Lonely Horde. What do you wish to do here?"
"Ever heard of the determination of vampire spawn? They make great workers. No paying for food, they work 24/7 and you can just put them in a room when you don't want them."
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"Since I said so, of course it does."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"So do you have any... quirks."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Did you?"
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"Yes, indeed I did."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Oh, plenty. I'd be boring without them."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Then prove it."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"Want to tell me about them?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Prove that I said what I did? Well, either I am a being capable of speech, or I'm a figment of your imagination. If I were a hallucination, I couldn't do this," he pokes them, "And therefore I am a material being that spoke those words."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"It's more fun if you guess."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"You can.. manipulate time?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Hallucinations do that to me all the time. And how this prove that you spoke those exact words? Even if you are real, all you've proven is that you are capable of speech."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
"Let's test your memory, shall we? What color are my eyes?"
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
The Ringmaster claps his hands. "What an educated guess! Try again."
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"You can... Summon Fey? You seem to me like an Archfey."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I dunno. I've never seen them."
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
Lazarus walks over to the bar, and looks around for Warner Tolk
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Warner is adding notes to his spell book and then smiles and waves at Lazarus. "Hello, good sir!"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Hello, you are the manager of this fine establishment? I have some labor that I can lend to it and I was wondering who to ask."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I am the owner of The Lonely Horde. What do you wish to do here?"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Ever heard of the determination of vampire spawn? They make great workers. No paying for food, they work 24/7 and you can just put them in a room when you don't want them."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now