A teenage girl with bright red hair tied into a messy ponytail and crimson red eyes strutted into the tavern. "Helllloooooooo~!" She orders an apple juice cheerfully.
Bob (a suit of animated armor) waves "Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The name is Bob. What is your name?"
"Oooo, I love the look, darling! I'm Ria, a pleasure to meet you!" She held out a hand to shake.
He shakes her hand. "Nice to meet you, Ria. And thank you."
"An excellent name, Bob! Man, I wish my parents were that creative.." She sipped her apple juice.
Bob sips from their drink (Yes, they successfully do it like a normal person). "Again, thank you."
"Whatchu got there?" She leaned over to see what he was drinking.
"I don't think you're supposed to drink that kind of drink."
"Well that makes me want to drink it more.. what is it?"
"I... don't know the exact name. Probably something alcoholic or something you're probably underage for."
"Nonsense! Lemme try it first!"
"No." Jerry, the head bouncer and waiter of the helmed horrors intervenes. "How old are you, little girl?"
"Thank you, Jerry."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
A teenage girl with bright red hair tied into a messy ponytail and crimson red eyes strutted into the tavern. "Helllloooooooo~!" She orders an apple juice cheerfully.
Bob (a suit of animated armor) waves "Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The name is Bob. What is your name?"
"Oooo, I love the look, darling! I'm Ria, a pleasure to meet you!" She held out a hand to shake.
He shakes her hand. "Nice to meet you, Ria. And thank you."
"An excellent name, Bob! Man, I wish my parents were that creative.." She sipped her apple juice.
Bob sips from their drink (Yes, they successfully do it like a normal person). "Again, thank you."
"Whatchu got there?" She leaned over to see what he was drinking.
"I don't think you're supposed to drink that kind of drink."
"Well that makes me want to drink it more.. what is it?"
"I... don't know the exact name. Probably something alcoholic or something you're probably underage for."
"Nonsense! Lemme try it first!"
"Wait, drinking a drink like that at your age could have bad side effects."
She rolled her eyes. "C'mon. Lighten up a bit. You're a suit of armor gosh darn it!"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A man walks into the tavern. He has a timeless face with cold grey eyes and dark hair. A dark grey cloak flows off of his shoulders, over a cool green tunic embellished with elegant rose gold designs. His left pointer finger is twisted and black.
Ria made an oooooo sound. "Mysterious! I absolutely love it! What's your name Mr.?"
The man cocks his head, looking down at Ria with interest. "Paraz." He speaks with a crisp and cold accent, his speech almost having a physical bite. "And yours?"
*Does he have truesight?*
"Ria! Paraz is such a fabulous name. Sooo jealous. And I'm loving the accent!" She beamed up at him.
*Yes.*
"Why, thank you... Ria. If I might ask... why are you here alone?"
*She's a red dragon. A very large red dragon.*
"Well, it looked fun! So I wanted to see what kinds of fun people would hang out here! Sometimes I get lost on purpose! How about you?"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Chralie walks up to Paraz holding the grape smoothie, "You wanted a Bite-r grape wine yes?"
Paraz curls the fingers on his left hand. "I ordered bitter wine."
"Yes, wine is made with grapes yes? And it's Bite-r."
"I'm starting to believe that you're not just an idiot, and that you're irritating me on purpose."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Chralie walks up to Paraz holding the grape smoothie, "You wanted a Bite-r grape wine yes?"
Paraz curls the fingers on his left hand. "I ordered bitter wine."
Arjhan steps in before things get weird, handing Paraz the wine he asked for- which he had to make up a brand new recipe for on the spot. It tastes...bitter. So bitter your jaw would lock in place for weeks while suffered from the vibrant taste of sour grapes and alcohol. "Here you are." He delivered the drink and ushered Charlie away to take him aside.
"He seems...different. Be careful, alright? You're doing great!"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
A man walks into the tavern. He has a timeless face with cold grey eyes and dark hair. A dark grey cloak flows off of his shoulders, over a cool green tunic embellished with elegant rose gold designs. His left pointer finger is twisted and black.
Ria made an oooooo sound. "Mysterious! I absolutely love it! What's your name Mr.?"
The man cocks his head, looking down at Ria with interest. "Paraz." He speaks with a crisp and cold accent, his speech almost having a physical bite. "And yours?"
*Does he have truesight?*
"Ria! Paraz is such a fabulous name. Sooo jealous. And I'm loving the accent!" She beamed up at him.
*Yes.*
"Why, thank you... Ria. If I might ask... why are you here alone?"
*She's a red dragon. A very large red dragon.*
"Well, it looked fun! So I wanted to see what kinds of fun people would hang out here! Sometimes I get lost on purpose! How about you?"
"I came here because I wished to." He narrows his eyes. "You're not just what you appear to be."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"No." Jerry, the head bouncer and waiter of the helmed horrors intervenes. "How old are you, little girl?"
She tried to count on her fingers, but gave up. "Umm.....I forgot.."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Chralie walks up to Paraz holding the grape smoothie, "You wanted a Bite-r grape wine yes?"
Paraz curls the fingers on his left hand. "I ordered bitter wine."
Arjhan steps in before things get weird, handing Paraz the wine he asked for- which he had to make up a brand new recipe for on the spot. It tastes...bitter. So bitter your jaw would lock in place for weeks while suffered from the vibrant taste of sour grapes and alcohol. "Here you are." He delivered the drink and ushered Charlie away to take him aside.
"He seems...different. Be careful, alright? You're doing great!"
Paraz sips it slowly, seeming to barely taste the bitterness.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"I came here because I wished to." He narrows his eyes. "You're not just what you appear to be."
"Huh? I mean, no one is, right?" She continued to smile, albeit a bit more creepily.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
A teenage girl with bright red hair tied into a messy ponytail and crimson red eyes strutted into the tavern. "Helllloooooooo~!" She orders an apple juice cheerfully.
Bob (a suit of animated armor) waves "Hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The name is Bob. What is your name?"
"Oooo, I love the look, darling! I'm Ria, a pleasure to meet you!" She held out a hand to shake.
He shakes her hand. "Nice to meet you, Ria. And thank you."
"An excellent name, Bob! Man, I wish my parents were that creative.." She sipped her apple juice.
Bob sips from their drink (Yes, they successfully do it like a normal person). "Again, thank you."
"Whatchu got there?" She leaned over to see what he was drinking.
"I don't think you're supposed to drink that kind of drink."
"Well that makes me want to drink it more.. what is it?"
"I... don't know the exact name. Probably something alcoholic or something you're probably underage for."
"Nonsense! Lemme try it first!"
"Wait, drinking a drink like that at your age could have bad side effects."
She rolled her eyes. "C'mon. Lighten up a bit. You're a suit of armor gosh darn it!"
"There are many ways drinking a beverage like that could harm you. I'm only trying to help you, Ria."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"No." Jerry, the head bouncer and waiter of the helmed horrors intervenes. "How old are you, little girl?"
She tried to count on her fingers, but gave up. "Umm.....I forgot.."
"You...forgot?" Jerry didn't have a face, but he looked like he wasn't buying it. "Where do you come from, traveler?"
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"I came here because I wished to." He narrows his eyes. "You're not just what you appear to be."
"Huh? I mean, no one is, right?" She continued to smile, albeit a bit more creepily.
Paraz returns the smile with no hint of concern. "Few are."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Chralie walks up to Paraz holding the grape smoothie, "You wanted a Bite-r grape wine yes?"
Paraz curls the fingers on his left hand. "I ordered bitter wine."
"Yes, wine is made with grapes yes? And it's Bite-r."
"I'm starting to believe that you're not just an idiot, and that you're irritating me on purpose."
"I'm... Sorry, first day on the job. Would anyone else like Bite-r wine?"
Ria raises a hand.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"There are many ways drinking a beverage like that could harm you. I'm only trying to help you, Ria."
"Puh-lease. It's not gonna hurt me. It's just a drink."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"No." Jerry, the head bouncer and waiter of the helmed horrors intervenes. "How old are you, little girl?"
She tried to count on her fingers, but gave up. "Umm.....I forgot.."
"You...forgot?" Jerry didn't have a face, but he looked like he wasn't buying it. "Where do you come from, traveler?"
"Far, far away in a distant land?" She continued to smile at him.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I came here because I wished to." He narrows his eyes. "You're not just what you appear to be."
"Huh? I mean, no one is, right?" She continued to smile, albeit a bit more creepily.
Paraz returns the smile with no hint of concern. "Few are."
"But not me, right? I'm very interesting. Almost as interesting as you, Mr Paraz."
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
"Thank you, Jerry."
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
She rolled her eyes. "C'mon. Lighten up a bit. You're a suit of armor gosh darn it!"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Yes, wine is made with grapes yes? And it's Bite-r."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*She's a red dragon. A very large red dragon.*
"Well, it looked fun! So I wanted to see what kinds of fun people would hang out here! Sometimes I get lost on purpose! How about you?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I'm starting to believe that you're not just an idiot, and that you're irritating me on purpose."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Arjhan steps in before things get weird, handing Paraz the wine he asked for- which he had to make up a brand new recipe for on the spot. It tastes...bitter. So bitter your jaw would lock in place for weeks while suffered from the vibrant taste of sour grapes and alcohol. "Here you are." He delivered the drink and ushered Charlie away to take him aside.
"He seems...different. Be careful, alright? You're doing great!"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"I came here because I wished to." He narrows his eyes. "You're not just what you appear to be."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
She tried to count on her fingers, but gave up. "Umm.....I forgot.."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Paraz sips it slowly, seeming to barely taste the bitterness.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Huh? I mean, no one is, right?" She continued to smile, albeit a bit more creepily.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I'm... Sorry, first day on the job. Would anyone else like Bite-r wine?"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"There are many ways drinking a beverage like that could harm you. I'm only trying to help you, Ria."
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"You...forgot?" Jerry didn't have a face, but he looked like he wasn't buying it. "Where do you come from, traveler?"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Paraz returns the smile with no hint of concern. "Few are."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Homebrew (Mostly Outdated): Magic Items, Monsters, Spells, Subclasses
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Ria raises a hand.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Puh-lease. It's not gonna hurt me. It's just a drink."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Far, far away in a distant land?" She continued to smile at him.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Charlie completely ignores Ria and walks over to the commoner to give it to them, "Too slow. Want me to make you another?"
Judging from the face of the commoner it's bitter, and somehow hurts due to some ice chunks.
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"But not me, right? I'm very interesting. Almost as interesting as you, Mr Paraz."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Jerry folded his arms. "Which province? We're in Delsavis, currently- but you know that already, right?" This was obviously a test.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)