"You can shapeshift into a crocodile?? Thats awesome!"
"It is! And, just a question, is that guy an incubus?" Onyx pointed at Atemos.
"Nope! Hes a demon lord! Whyd you think he was a incubus?"
"Demon lord? He kind of...feels like one for some reason? I don't know how to explain it.. divine sense of some kind?"
"Huh.... Interesting... Are you a cleric? Or a paladin? Or something else?"
"No way. Those guys are boring. I dunno.. I guess I was just born with that kind of thing. To help me with my job."
"Huh... Cool! How old are you, by the way?"
"I'm gonna be 420 in two months, which is awesome."
"420?!? *Nice* Thats a lot older than I thought... What are you?"
"I don't know... I don't think I have a mom." She seemed to be confused now that she thought about it.
"Thats... Thats a bit strange....Do you know what your dad is?"
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"Thats... Thats a bit strange....Do you know what your dad is?"
"He's a big crocodile."
"How big?'
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"Thats... Thats a bit strange....Do you know what your dad is?"
"He's a big crocodile."
"How big?'
"Uhm... bigger than this building I think."
His eyes widen "Have you been drinking?"
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"I don't know the name of my world, but I live in the large swamp in the north. And you?" She smiled, showing her sharpened teeth.
"When I was fleshy and handsome, I lived in a place called Jaarl." Eddie lit another blunt to smoke. "So...you some sort of lizardfolk or a dragon?" The skeleton chuckled.
Onyx took the blunt and extinguished it. "Neither, but I've lived with lizardfolk my entire life. They're awesome."
"Hey!" Eddie complained and folded his arms. "I'm already dead!"
"Yea, but you're gonna kill everyone around you. And set something on fire if you're not careful." She raised an eyebrow. "Why would a skeleton need a blunt anyway?"
"Why are you hiding in plain sight?"
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Thats... Thats a bit strange....Do you know what your dad is?"
"He's a big crocodile."
"How big?'
"Uhm... bigger than this building I think."
His eyes widen "Have you been drinking?"
Onyx looked offended. "I don't drink! It's awful for your health and everything becomes blurry and stuff."
"I agree, its just... Thats crazy... Thatd be huge..."
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"Valhalla? I think I have an item named something like that, back home.... How do you keep it secret?"
"The same way you healed my wounds." Artemis noted. Then she whipped around swung her axe down hard against something the grunted and growled. A strange creature garbed in strange armor appeared seemingly out of nowhere and quickly bounced back to it's feet as two-foot long claws lashed out of it's wrist gauntlets. It roared and slashed at Artemis, who was able to block the attacks with her shield, but when she tried to retaliate, the creature used her shield against her and twisted it- hard -creating the sound of a loud crack that came from Artemis' arm. She yelled in anger and agony as she swung her axe again, but the agile creature avoided the attack and disappeared shortly, reappearing from behind as it delivered a corkscrew kick to the back of her head. When Artemis attempted to attack again, the creature barreled her into a tree before disappearing again. Artemis gasped for air and gazed over at Muse (I'm calling him that for short if that's alright).
"Run!"
"Not yet!" He attempts to pick her up, and run towards the tavern, casting haste on himself for an action *How much does she weigh?*
*180 lbs.* "No!" Artemis shook herself off of Muse and tightened the straps on her shield. "Get out of here! Now!"
"If Im going, youre going to come with me! Rumors say nothing can hurt someone inside that tavern! I can go pretty fast. Allow me to get us both to safety! You need a plan before fighting that thing!"
Artemis narrowed her eyes and then nodded. As she limped over to Muse, she winced and froze. A metal arrowhead now appeared poking out of her stomach, blood dripping down her armor. Behind her, a metal cord attached to the arrowhead violently reeled her in, causing her to disappear suddenly into the dark.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"Valhalla? I think I have an item named something like that, back home.... How do you keep it secret?"
"The same way you healed my wounds." Artemis noted. Then she whipped around swung her axe down hard against something the grunted and growled. A strange creature garbed in strange armor appeared seemingly out of nowhere and quickly bounced back to it's feet as two-foot long claws lashed out of it's wrist gauntlets. It roared and slashed at Artemis, who was able to block the attacks with her shield, but when she tried to retaliate, the creature used her shield against her and twisted it- hard -creating the sound of a loud crack that came from Artemis' arm. She yelled in anger and agony as she swung her axe again, but the agile creature avoided the attack and disappeared shortly, reappearing from behind as it delivered a corkscrew kick to the back of her head. When Artemis attempted to attack again, the creature barreled her into a tree before disappearing again. Artemis gasped for air and gazed over at Muse (I'm calling him that for short if that's alright).
"Run!"
"Not yet!" He attempts to pick her up, and run towards the tavern, casting haste on himself for an action *How much does she weigh?*
*180 lbs.* "No!" Artemis shook herself off of Muse and tightened the straps on her shield. "Get out of here! Now!"
"If Im going, youre going to come with me! Rumors say nothing can hurt someone inside that tavern! I can go pretty fast. Allow me to get us both to safety! You need a plan before fighting that thing!"
Artemis narrowed her eyes and then nodded. As she limped over to Muse, she winced and froze. A metal arrowhead now appeared poking out of her stomach, blood dripping down her armor. Behind her, a metal cord attached to the arrowhead violently reeled her in, causing her to disappear suddenly into the dark.
"[1 GP]!!" He runs after her, 120 feet a turn(40 ft a base speed+ 2x dash)
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"Valhalla? I think I have an item named something like that, back home.... How do you keep it secret?"
"The same way you healed my wounds." Artemis noted. Then she whipped around swung her axe down hard against something the grunted and growled. A strange creature garbed in strange armor appeared seemingly out of nowhere and quickly bounced back to it's feet as two-foot long claws lashed out of it's wrist gauntlets. It roared and slashed at Artemis, who was able to block the attacks with her shield, but when she tried to retaliate, the creature used her shield against her and twisted it- hard -creating the sound of a loud crack that came from Artemis' arm. She yelled in anger and agony as she swung her axe again, but the agile creature avoided the attack and disappeared shortly, reappearing from behind as it delivered a corkscrew kick to the back of her head. When Artemis attempted to attack again, the creature barreled her into a tree before disappearing again. Artemis gasped for air and gazed over at Muse (I'm calling him that for short if that's alright).
"Run!"
"Not yet!" He attempts to pick her up, and run towards the tavern, casting haste on himself for an action *How much does she weigh?*
*180 lbs.* "No!" Artemis shook herself off of Muse and tightened the straps on her shield. "Get out of here! Now!"
"If Im going, youre going to come with me! Rumors say nothing can hurt someone inside that tavern! I can go pretty fast. Allow me to get us both to safety! You need a plan before fighting that thing!"
Artemis narrowed her eyes and then nodded. As she limped over to Muse, she winced and froze. A metal arrowhead now appeared poking out of her stomach, blood dripping down her armor. Behind her, a metal cord attached to the arrowhead violently reeled her in, causing her to disappear suddenly into the dark.
"[1 GP]!!" He runs after her, 120 feet a turn(40 ft a base speed+ 2x dash)
He finds Artemis' bloody body hung limply from the trees, her weapons on the ground below her.
Eight of Swords, was carved into her chest.
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
*Was that a lil too mature for anyone??? I'll dial it down if needed.*
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The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that... "Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent* "Eliksni must rise...yes?" _________ When it comes to pronouns I preferVariks-Senpai(But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"I don't know... I don't think I have a mom." She seemed to be confused now that she thought about it.
Here's the real cyno: https://www.dndbeyond.com/members/cynophobia_
Definitely not an alt account I promise.
"Thats... Thats a bit strange....Do you know what your dad is?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"He's a big crocodile."
Here's the real cyno: https://www.dndbeyond.com/members/cynophobia_
Definitely not an alt account I promise.
"How big?'
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"I guess, im just tired" he said and smiled.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Uhm... bigger than this building I think."
Here's the real cyno: https://www.dndbeyond.com/members/cynophobia_
Definitely not an alt account I promise.
His eyes widen "Have you been drinking?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Yeah, being tired happens alot"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Onyx looked offended. "I don't drink! It's awful for your health and everything becomes blurry and stuff."
Here's the real cyno: https://www.dndbeyond.com/members/cynophobia_
Definitely not an alt account I promise.
"Why are you hiding in plain sight?"
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"I agree, its just... Thats crazy... Thatd be huge..."
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"I guess" he stood up and smiled. Gordon walked over and snuggled against kelipso
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*I am one with the swamp, and the swamp is with me :)*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Artemis narrowed her eyes and then nodded. As she limped over to Muse, she winced and froze. A metal arrowhead now appeared poking out of her stomach, blood dripping down her armor. Behind her, a metal cord attached to the arrowhead violently reeled her in, causing her to disappear suddenly into the dark.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
"[1 GP]!!" He runs after her, 120 feet a turn(40 ft a base speed+ 2x dash)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Jason pets gordon and hugs kelipso
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
He finds Artemis' bloody body hung limply from the trees, her weapons on the ground below her.
Eight of Swords, was carved into her chest.
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
kelipso hugs back and smiles. "so whatcha wanna do today? hunt? bathe gordon for the 15th time?" he stares at gordon who gad a stupid look on his face
Gordon: BUT MUD PUDDLES
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Was that a lil too mature for anyone??? I'll dial it down if needed.*
The Tavern Mother (Trust me, it's not as weird as it sounds!)
I am the God-Queen of Trickery, Cunning, Lies, and Gaslighting- but you already knew that...
"Moon's Haunted." *Cocks shotgun with malicious intent*
"Eliksni must rise...yes?"
_________
When it comes to pronouns I prefer Variks-Senpai (But I'm a dude. Pronouns are weird.)
Jason laughs, "Gordon does need a bath, but i think we could also hunt."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND