Committing mail fraud? Well maybe after checking who they're for.
'Anyone who seeks a large reward'
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"I will go get the stuff from my room, just give me a sec."
"Alright," They put a few items into a bag
Lysander comes down, maps and books and notes in his hand + Unseen servant. Lysander finds a free table in a corner and sets down the items.
"Okay, so we are going to raid candlekeep. I got this map of the structure," Lysander points at a map *shocker*, "and the stuff we are looking for is basements, a place called 'Chamber of Lost Lore' and the main library, I want to say 23AX-45 is the shelf number... Anyway, Candlekeep is protected by numerous wards, which I have listed here." Lysander says, motioning to a piece of paper sticking out of a book *Do you have Candlekeep mysteries?*. "Polymorph will allow us to sneak in, some careful cutting will alow us to sneak it out and I have someone to get around the Sheild... Any questions?"
*No.... i'm broke*
"I think so. Go in, get book, grab anything that they may like after we have secured the book, get out."
"A bit more complicated but yes, basically. Oh, and there is a undead dragon guarding the basement, where the chamber is. Just prepare yourself."
*Relevant quote:*
Magic Restriction. Wards prevent anyone from entering Candlekeep by any route other than through the front gates. Any attempt to magically bypass these gates fails. These wards do not prevent creatures from using magic to exit Candlekeep.
Anyone who tries to fly over the wall into Candlekeep is stopped short. Magical flight is dispelled, and the subject floats slowly to the ground fifty feet outside the gates. An intangible ward forces creatures that can fly naturally to either land or circumnavigate Candlekeep altogether. Ordinary birds are unaffected by this ward, and a clever wizard or other individual can bypass the ward by assuming the form of a Tiny bird. The Avowed don’t discuss this flaw with outsiders, but anyone who can see the gulls flying over Candlekeep can easily reach the conclusion that certain creatures are exempt from this magical restriction.
Fire Suppression. Flames larger than a candle are suppressed within the keep. (The fireplace in the Hearth, Candlekeep’s tavern, is an exception.) Thus, any spell that creates fire is wasted if it is cast within the keep.
Theft Protection. Every book, scroll, and other work considered part of Candlekeep’s collection is magically protected against theft. Any such work that is removed from the keep disappears and immediately returns to its proper place in the library.
This ward also has a flaw that the Avowed don’t discuss with outsiders. If pages from a book or parts of a scroll are torn away, these fragments can be removed from Candlekeep as long as the bulk of the work remains in the library. Similarly, if a work is split into pieces and entirely removed from Candlekeep, only the largest piece disappears and returns to its proper place in the library.
Shielding Mythal.From any location in Candlekeep, the Keeper of Tomes (see “The Avowed” later in this section) can activate a mythal—an exceptional, unbreakable magical effect—that envelops all of Candlekeep in a protective shield through which nothing but air and sound can pass.
*That'll be difficult to get past.*
"Undead dragons? Can i take it?"
*See bolded stuff. Also, Ted can get around the Mythal*
"Hopefully you won't need to. The worst thing would be if you lost your will halfway through the mission."
*I may have a way around it as well*
"Noted."
*What is that? It is no fun when you have all the answers and no one has any of them*
"So... I will lend you to these, tell me if you make any plans or connection that I haven't seen."
"I can copy the books in the library if we need to."
"That... I completely forgot about. Technically it is illegal to copy anything, so you want to just your perfect memory to just memorize stuff?"
"Technically its not illegal as long as i don't attempt to publish it as my own work."
"The monks are surprisingly protetive."
*No copying. Visitors are permitted to take notes while studying the library’s works, but anyone who wants to make a full copy of a work must pay to have the manuscript created by scribes at the House of the Binder.*
"We wouldn't get caught."
"Even then, the dragon wants the stuff returns to her hoard, not copies of it."
"Do you know how to do that?"
"To reclaim is our mission."
"Ok, but if we can't take things, how do we reclaim?"
"We can. We break them up and then cast mending."
"But the biggest pieces stay in the library."
"So we tear the book into... say 31 pieces, 30, 32nds and 1 16th
"...Why not just tear all its pages out, leave two stuck together, then when we're far enough away from the library, mend the rest back together?"
"This is why I need you, I tend to overthink stuff."
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Lazarus. Nice to meet you." Lazarus extends his hand to shake, which is dead cold
He shakes, and as he does, Lazarus gets a feeling of dread and calm mixed
"Nice aura."
*Lazarus is an aasimar if that changes anything*
"Thanks. Nice effect." *Maybe a bit from the angelic guide thing*
"Well when you are a vampire, you don't generate your own body heat."
Meanwhile, Lazarus' conscience/Angelic guide is freaking out
*What is the deal with Tefeerinn and the forsaken again?*
*Celestials get an unshakable urge to kill them* "Ah, I see"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Committing mail fraud? Well maybe after checking who they're for.
'Anyone who seeks a large reward'
"Reward! Well, that's me then." opens it up
'Dear taverngoer.
A mansion of great fortune approaches. Enter and face its dangers to receive the large sum at the end. Details to come if youre interested. If you are, say Chills 3 times in a row'
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Terminus closes their eyes and says, "Chills. Chills. Chills." They open their eyes and inhale.
New words appear 'You have chosen a path. Pray it isnt your demise. Prepare for the night's spine tingling frights!'
"Cool haunted house!"
Thanks!! I mean... uhh... umm.... You heard nothing!!
I heard something, telepathic voice. Hello! Nice to meet you!
Um.... Hi.. Im you. This is you thoughts. Yup
They telepathically laugh. Well, technically, yes! You're talking through my mind. Are you the ghost?
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Committing mail fraud? Well maybe after checking who they're for.
'Anyone who seeks a large reward'
"Reward! Well, that's me then." opens it up
'Dear taverngoer.
A mansion of great fortune approaches. Enter and face its dangers to receive the large sum at the end. Details to come if youre interested. If you are, say Chills 3 times in a row'
"Gasp, I feel like this is a trap but the promise of much treasures allures me. Chills Chills Chills."
"Lazarus. Nice to meet you." Lazarus extends his hand to shake, which is dead cold
He shakes, and as he does, Lazarus gets a feeling of dread and calm mixed
"Nice aura."
*Lazarus is an aasimar if that changes anything*
"Thanks. Nice effect." *Maybe a bit from the angelic guide thing*
"Well when you are a vampire, you don't generate your own body heat."
Meanwhile, Lazarus' conscience/Angelic guide is freaking out
*What is the deal with Tefeerinn and the forsaken again?*
*Celestials get an unshakable urge to kill them* "Ah, I see"
"So, what is your deal? My Conscience is uncharacteristically angry."
*Why?*
*They dont really know, unless theyre a god* "Conscience?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Lysander walks out and see who they are addressed to
'To any interested in a large reward'
Lysander shrugs and opens one
'Dear taverngoer.
A mansion of great fortune approaches. Enter and face its dangers to receive the large sum at the end. Details to come if youre interested. If you are, say Chills 3 times in a row'
"Okay, so the ghost's name is Chills?"
"What ghost?"
"There's a ghost who's acting like a jerk. I know who to call, though."
(Im not trying to be... I have to...)
Look, you didn't have to do anything. You chose to desecrate the memory of the person I cared about most. And now you're going to pay for it.
(I.. That wasnt what I was trying to do... Sorry. I just... Need... Ill disappear if I dont)
Disappear?
(Yes... I cant explain why, or you wouldnt have a chance of counting..)
Then I'm going to have to hunt you down.
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Committing mail fraud? Well maybe after checking who they're for.
'Anyone who seeks a large reward'
"Reward! Well, that's me then." opens it up
'Dear taverngoer.
A mansion of great fortune approaches. Enter and face its dangers to receive the large sum at the end. Details to come if youre interested. If you are, say Chills 3 times in a row'
"Gasp, I feel like this is a trap but the promise of much treasures allures me. Chills Chills Chills."
New words appear 'The door is locked behind you. Youre sealed in. Get ready for some frightful fun!!'
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Terminus closes their eyes and says, "Chills. Chills. Chills." They open their eyes and inhale.
New words appear 'You have chosen a path. Pray it isnt your demise. Prepare for the night's spine tingling frights!'
"Cool haunted house!"
Thanks!! I mean... uhh... umm.... You heard nothing!!
I heard something, telepathic voice. Hello! Nice to meet you!
Um.... Hi.. Im you. This is you thoughts. Yup
They telepathically laugh. Well, technically, yes! You're talking through my mind. Are you the ghost?
.....Noyesmaybe
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
Lysander walks out and see who they are addressed to
'To any interested in a large reward'
Lysander shrugs and opens one
'Dear taverngoer.
A mansion of great fortune approaches. Enter and face its dangers to receive the large sum at the end. Details to come if youre interested. If you are, say Chills 3 times in a row'
"Okay, so the ghost's name is Chills?"
"What ghost?"
"There's a ghost who's acting like a jerk. I know who to call, though."
(Im not trying to be... I have to...)
Look, you didn't have to do anything. You chose to desecrate the memory of the person I cared about most. And now you're going to pay for it.
(I.. That wasnt what I was trying to do... Sorry. I just... Need... Ill disappear if I dont)
Disappear?
(Yes... I cant explain why, or you wouldnt have a chance of counting..)
Then I'm going to have to hunt you down.
Please no...... I can explain in time... If I dont disappear and fade from reality...
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Lazarus. Nice to meet you." Lazarus extends his hand to shake, which is dead cold
He shakes, and as he does, Lazarus gets a feeling of dread and calm mixed
"Nice aura."
*Lazarus is an aasimar if that changes anything*
"Thanks. Nice effect." *Maybe a bit from the angelic guide thing*
"Well when you are a vampire, you don't generate your own body heat."
Meanwhile, Lazarus' conscience/Angelic guide is freaking out
*What is the deal with Tefeerinn and the forsaken again?*
*Celestials get an unshakable urge to kill them* "Ah, I see"
"So, what is your deal? My Conscience is uncharacteristically angry."
*Why?*
*They dont really know, unless theyre a god* "Conscience?"
*And if they are a god?*
"Thing that tells me not to do bad stuff, others have called it my angelic guide. Anyway..."
*Redacted secret stuff* "Ah, the angelic explains it"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
'Anyone who seeks a large reward'
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"This is why I need you, I tend to overthink stuff."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Celestials get an unshakable urge to kill them* "Ah, I see"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Reward! Well, that's me then." opens it up
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
"So, what is your deal? My Conscience is uncharacteristically angry."
*Why?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"No, i just think things through"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
'Dear taverngoer.
A mansion of great fortune approaches. Enter and face its dangers to receive the large sum at the end. Details to come if youre interested. If you are, say Chills 3 times in a row'
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
They telepathically laugh. Well, technically, yes! You're talking through my mind. Are you the ghost?
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"Well, I got other stuff I need to do. Can't wait to go."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Gasp, I feel like this is a trap but the promise of much treasures allures me. Chills Chills Chills."
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*They dont really know, unless theyre a god* "Conscience?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Then I'm going to have to hunt you down.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
New words appear 'The door is locked behind you. Youre sealed in. Get ready for some frightful fun!!'
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*And if they are a god?*
"Thing that tells me not to do bad stuff, others have called it my angelic guide. Anyway..."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
.....Noyesmaybe
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Please no...... I can explain in time... If I dont disappear and fade from reality...
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Wait but I'm still in the tavern... Right? Konyan if I'm about to disappear I'm not going to steal something! Probably! Maybe!"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*Redacted secret stuff* "Ah, the angelic explains it"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"We can go now if you want"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"You want to explain it to me?"
*Your no fun*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now