"I'm a human, just like *you if E is human, random human character if not*," Stephen says.
*Shes an elf* "Then how have you lived 700 years?"
"Living is easy when you get good at it."
"... Alright, then. Whats your favorite spell youve made?"
"The Holy Guacamole."
"... What does that do?"
"It summons a celestial spirit in the form of an explosive burst of guacamole that knocks back my enemies and blind them with avacado goop. It can also be used in a more constrained form to go with fajitas and is very popular at parties."
"Huh... Sounds like a fun one. What level spell?"
"What's a spell level?"
"If you had to rate it on how much magical energy it takes to cast, with 1 being bagic missile, 9 being wish, what would you give it?"
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"I'm afraid I'm a little slow today, could you be more specific?"
"I am a superior Lamia, and you are... a... squid... thing. You should not even be having the honors of speaking to me."
"Oh, one of those tiered society things. I'm the pinnacle of creation and child of two gods, does that help? I also run an orphanage, if that will get me extra points."
"I have come to rest with her. I can't bring her back... You can tell me stuff, I will listen." Lazarus says, hugging Brand back
Brand shrugs, "my life is a story for another day, today is special "
"Tis'. Let us gets a sandwich. Oh, and next time I become alive again, I will feed before hand."
"good, let me know where you hungry ok? Don't hide it" he said and took Laz's hand
"Well I am hungry right now, but not for you."
Brand made a taken-back noise to tease Laz then laughed
"Oh stop it. Well, maybe I will feed on you a bit." Lazarus leans in, mouth opening with no fangs
Brand blushes "okay okay, im sorry" he said "I don't think I would be able to handle that, my brain would die first" he said
"Well then I guess you would become my spawn. Anyway, what do you want to talk about? It is weird to blink and breath naturally."
"pft, I understand thats not normal to you but to me it is." He said he chuckled a bit
"I mean that I do it without thinking about it."
"every human does that love" he said and opened the door to the shop
"Love? So we are making it official?" Lazarus jokes
"Want me to get rings?"
Brand was dying in the floor now, his face was painted red with his blsuh
Lazarus is smiling, and leans into Brand, whispering: "Fine we can keep it secret." He stands up. "I would have a very different reaction if I were a vampire."
"whywhywhywhwywhwywhwyhwywhwywhwhhjm,,xjxjddmd,skks" he was so flustered now
Lazarus waits for Brand to calm down. When he does, Lazarus says: "Sorry, I guess I pushed it too far."
"nah im fine" he said, regaining his composure
"Sure..." Lazarus kisses brand and then hands his hand. "I enjoy seeing you blush, I wish I could all the time. Might as well enjoy it."
brand chuckled and kissed Laz. "gods, you make me feel stuff ive never felt before"
"I think I can return the feeling."
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"I'm a human, just like *you if E is human, random human character if not*," Stephen says.
*Shes an elf* "Then how have you lived 700 years?"
"Living is easy when you get good at it."
"... Alright, then. Whats your favorite spell youve made?"
"The Holy Guacamole."
"... What does that do?"
"It summons a celestial spirit in the form of an explosive burst of guacamole that knocks back my enemies and blind them with avacado goop. It can also be used in a more constrained form to go with fajitas and is very popular at parties."
"Huh... Sounds like a fun one. What level spell?"
"What's a spell level?"
"If you had to rate it on how much magical energy it takes to cast, with 1 being bagic missile, 9 being wish, what would you give it?"
"Oh! Maybe between a 3 and an 8 depending on how much effort I put in."
"I can't, but i think someone in the town would definatly pray to you. And you haven't been mean"
"I... I don't think I can leave the tavern... I will die. Call it survival instinct or something else but I don't think I can." Ben thinks for a second. "So, I haven't been mean and I am not a god... I still don't understand why no prayer... maybe I am missing something."
"You probably are"
"What?"
"What is it that I am missing? I want to be a good... divine power if I ever become one."
"You'll have to ask teferinn"
"For you to pray? Okay... I don't think I will ever convince him... maybe worship can come in different forms, via acts of kindness and not just prayer. Oh, and is it okay if I take the spell back?"
"You can keep it... just, it isn't right."
"You can take it back if you'd like"
Ben pauses "I might be able to make this work. To give you magic and me worship without prayer... if you are up for it."
"That depends on the plan"
"Maybe worship can come in different forms. Maybe you don't have to find worship via prayer, maybe you can find it via doing good deads."
He shrugs, "I guess so"
Ben smiles. "Thanks... I guess you can keep it. Also, I might be able to give you more spells if you... do good a lot in my name."
"Caleb... Do good for yourself, not others. Worship in any form ca be very bad"
Caleb nods "Ok"
Ben looks betrayed. They turn to Tefeerinn, "What did I do to annoy you so much?" He then turns to Caleb, "Well, I guess I will take the spell back... I... I am just annoyed." Ben puts his hand on Caleb's forehead, he can no longer cast mending
"Im not annoyed with you. Im trying to keep there from being more gods. Theyre destroying my kind"
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"A bunch of deceived half elves and reactionaries as well as a circle of cultists intent on bringing greater suffering to the world. But I suspect that they had a greater reason than that. Some kind of bigger plan."
"Interesting... Well I am looking for worshipers but I don't think they are right for me."
"Mate, I don't think they'd worship you even if you wanted them to."
"Also I can't leave the tavern..."
"Why ever not?"
*Ben requires the divine energy of yondalla to exist without worshipers*
"I just have a feeling that something bad will happen will I do."
"Whatever floats your boat, mate. Lotsa good stuff in here, lotsa bad stuff too."
"It is annoying, but I guess I will have to find some worshipers here in the tavern... Got any suggestions?"
"Become a good of complete and utter chaos."
"Sure, you want to worship me for that?"
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"I'm a human, just like *you if E is human, random human character if not*," Stephen says.
*Shes an elf* "Then how have you lived 700 years?"
"Living is easy when you get good at it."
"... Alright, then. Whats your favorite spell youve made?"
"The Holy Guacamole."
"... What does that do?"
"It summons a celestial spirit in the form of an explosive burst of guacamole that knocks back my enemies and blind them with avacado goop. It can also be used in a more constrained form to go with fajitas and is very popular at parties."
"Huh... Sounds like a fun one. What level spell?"
"What's a spell level?"
"If you had to rate it on how much magical energy it takes to cast, with 1 being bagic missile, 9 being wish, what would you give it?"
"Oh! Maybe between a 3 and an 8 depending on how much effort I put in."
"I see. Could I copy it, sometime?"
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"I can't, but i think someone in the town would definatly pray to you. And you haven't been mean"
"I... I don't think I can leave the tavern... I will die. Call it survival instinct or something else but I don't think I can." Ben thinks for a second. "So, I haven't been mean and I am not a god... I still don't understand why no prayer... maybe I am missing something."
"You probably are"
"What?"
"What is it that I am missing? I want to be a good... divine power if I ever become one."
"You'll have to ask teferinn"
"For you to pray? Okay... I don't think I will ever convince him... maybe worship can come in different forms, via acts of kindness and not just prayer. Oh, and is it okay if I take the spell back?"
"You can keep it... just, it isn't right."
"You can take it back if you'd like"
Ben pauses "I might be able to make this work. To give you magic and me worship without prayer... if you are up for it."
"That depends on the plan"
"Maybe worship can come in different forms. Maybe you don't have to find worship via prayer, maybe you can find it via doing good deads."
He shrugs, "I guess so"
Ben smiles. "Thanks... I guess you can keep it. Also, I might be able to give you more spells if you... do good a lot in my name."
"Caleb... Do good for yourself, not others. Worship in any form ca be very bad"
Caleb nods "Ok"
Ben looks betrayed. They turn to Tefeerinn, "What did I do to annoy you so much?" He then turns to Caleb, "Well, I guess I will take the spell back... I... I am just annoyed." Ben puts his hand on Caleb's forehead, he can no longer cast mending
"I'm afraid I'm a little slow today, could you be more specific?"
"I am a superior Lamia, and you are... a... squid... thing. You should not even be having the honors of speaking to me."
"Oh, one of those tiered society things. I'm the pinnacle of creation and child of two gods, does that help? I also run an orphanage, if that will get me extra points."
"None of that excuses your behavior." She crossed her arms.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
"I can't, but i think someone in the town would definatly pray to you. And you haven't been mean"
"I... I don't think I can leave the tavern... I will die. Call it survival instinct or something else but I don't think I can." Ben thinks for a second. "So, I haven't been mean and I am not a god... I still don't understand why no prayer... maybe I am missing something."
"You probably are"
"What?"
"What is it that I am missing? I want to be a good... divine power if I ever become one."
"You'll have to ask teferinn"
"For you to pray? Okay... I don't think I will ever convince him... maybe worship can come in different forms, via acts of kindness and not just prayer. Oh, and is it okay if I take the spell back?"
"You can keep it... just, it isn't right."
"You can take it back if you'd like"
Ben pauses "I might be able to make this work. To give you magic and me worship without prayer... if you are up for it."
"That depends on the plan"
"Maybe worship can come in different forms. Maybe you don't have to find worship via prayer, maybe you can find it via doing good deads."
He shrugs, "I guess so"
Ben smiles. "Thanks... I guess you can keep it. Also, I might be able to give you more spells if you... do good a lot in my name."
"Caleb... Do good for yourself, not others. Worship in any form ca be very bad"
Caleb nods "Ok"
Ben looks betrayed. They turn to Tefeerinn, "What did I do to annoy you so much?" He then turns to Caleb, "Well, I guess I will take the spell back... I... I am just annoyed." Ben puts his hand on Caleb's forehead, he can no longer cast mending
"Im not annoyed with you. Im trying to keep there from being more gods. Theyre destroying my kind"
"Then I will become the higher being you talked about... Is that good?"
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"A bunch of deceived half elves and reactionaries as well as a circle of cultists intent on bringing greater suffering to the world. But I suspect that they had a greater reason than that. Some kind of bigger plan."
"Interesting... Well I am looking for worshipers but I don't think they are right for me."
"Mate, I don't think they'd worship you even if you wanted them to."
"Also I can't leave the tavern..."
"Why ever not?"
*Ben requires the divine energy of yondalla to exist without worshipers*
"I just have a feeling that something bad will happen will I do."
"Whatever floats your boat, mate. Lotsa good stuff in here, lotsa bad stuff too."
"It is annoying, but I guess I will have to find some worshipers here in the tavern... Got any suggestions?"
"Become a good of complete and utter chaos."
"Sure, you want to worship me for that?"
"I don't worship anything except... well no, I don't worship anything."
"I can't, but i think someone in the town would definatly pray to you. And you haven't been mean"
"I... I don't think I can leave the tavern... I will die. Call it survival instinct or something else but I don't think I can." Ben thinks for a second. "So, I haven't been mean and I am not a god... I still don't understand why no prayer... maybe I am missing something."
"You probably are"
"What?"
"What is it that I am missing? I want to be a good... divine power if I ever become one."
"You'll have to ask teferinn"
"For you to pray? Okay... I don't think I will ever convince him... maybe worship can come in different forms, via acts of kindness and not just prayer. Oh, and is it okay if I take the spell back?"
"You can keep it... just, it isn't right."
"You can take it back if you'd like"
Ben pauses "I might be able to make this work. To give you magic and me worship without prayer... if you are up for it."
"That depends on the plan"
"Maybe worship can come in different forms. Maybe you don't have to find worship via prayer, maybe you can find it via doing good deads."
He shrugs, "I guess so"
Ben smiles. "Thanks... I guess you can keep it. Also, I might be able to give you more spells if you... do good a lot in my name."
"Caleb... Do good for yourself, not others. Worship in any form ca be very bad"
Caleb nods "Ok"
Ben looks betrayed. They turn to Tefeerinn, "What did I do to annoy you so much?" He then turns to Caleb, "Well, I guess I will take the spell back... I... I am just annoyed." Ben puts his hand on Caleb's forehead, he can no longer cast mending
"Im not annoyed with you. Im trying to keep there from being more gods. Theyre destroying my kind"
"Then I will become the higher being you talked about... Is that good?"
"..It can really depend"
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"I have come to rest with her. I can't bring her back... You can tell me stuff, I will listen." Lazarus says, hugging Brand back
Brand shrugs, "my life is a story for another day, today is special "
"Tis'. Let us gets a sandwich. Oh, and next time I become alive again, I will feed before hand."
"good, let me know where you hungry ok? Don't hide it" he said and took Laz's hand
"Well I am hungry right now, but not for you."
Brand made a taken-back noise to tease Laz then laughed
"Oh stop it. Well, maybe I will feed on you a bit." Lazarus leans in, mouth opening with no fangs
Brand blushes "okay okay, im sorry" he said "I don't think I would be able to handle that, my brain would die first" he said
"Well then I guess you would become my spawn. Anyway, what do you want to talk about? It is weird to blink and breath naturally."
"pft, I understand thats not normal to you but to me it is." He said he chuckled a bit
"I mean that I do it without thinking about it."
"every human does that love" he said and opened the door to the shop
"Love? So we are making it official?" Lazarus jokes
"Want me to get rings?"
Brand was dying in the floor now, his face was painted red with his blsuh
Lazarus is smiling, and leans into Brand, whispering: "Fine we can keep it secret." He stands up. "I would have a very different reaction if I were a vampire."
"whywhywhywhwywhwywhwyhwywhwywhwhhjm,,xjxjddmd,skks" he was so flustered now
Lazarus waits for Brand to calm down. When he does, Lazarus says: "Sorry, I guess I pushed it too far."
"nah im fine" he said, regaining his composure
"Sure..." Lazarus kisses brand and then hands his hand. "I enjoy seeing you blush, I wish I could all the time. Might as well enjoy it."
brand chuckled and kissed Laz. "gods, you make me feel stuff ive never felt before"
"I think I can return the feeling."
Brand smiles and keep walking.
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"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
"I can't, but i think someone in the town would definatly pray to you. And you haven't been mean"
"I... I don't think I can leave the tavern... I will die. Call it survival instinct or something else but I don't think I can." Ben thinks for a second. "So, I haven't been mean and I am not a god... I still don't understand why no prayer... maybe I am missing something."
"You probably are"
"What?"
"What is it that I am missing? I want to be a good... divine power if I ever become one."
"You'll have to ask teferinn"
"For you to pray? Okay... I don't think I will ever convince him... maybe worship can come in different forms, via acts of kindness and not just prayer. Oh, and is it okay if I take the spell back?"
"You can keep it... just, it isn't right."
"You can take it back if you'd like"
Ben pauses "I might be able to make this work. To give you magic and me worship without prayer... if you are up for it."
"That depends on the plan"
"Maybe worship can come in different forms. Maybe you don't have to find worship via prayer, maybe you can find it via doing good deads."
He shrugs, "I guess so"
Ben smiles. "Thanks... I guess you can keep it. Also, I might be able to give you more spells if you... do good a lot in my name."
"Caleb... Do good for yourself, not others. Worship in any form ca be very bad"
Caleb nods "Ok"
Ben looks betrayed. They turn to Tefeerinn, "What did I do to annoy you so much?" He then turns to Caleb, "Well, I guess I will take the spell back... I... I am just annoyed." Ben puts his hand on Caleb's forehead, he can no longer cast mending
Caleb looks at ben apologetically
"I... I forgive you, but I can't just give away spells willy nilly... I... I don't want to just waste away. I can grant you amazing powers, just believe in me." Ben says, not really know what to do
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"If you had to rate it on how much magical energy it takes to cast, with 1 being bagic missile, 9 being wish, what would you give it?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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"quite sorry" he said
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Oh, one of those tiered society things. I'm the pinnacle of creation and child of two gods, does that help? I also run an orphanage, if that will get me extra points."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"I think I can return the feeling."
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"Oh! Maybe between a 3 and an 8 depending on how much effort I put in."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Im not annoyed with you. Im trying to keep there from being more gods. Theyre destroying my kind"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Sure, you want to worship me for that?"
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"let me down or ill bop you again jason" he said and picked up the bottle again.
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"I see. Could I copy it, sometime?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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Caleb looks at ben apologetically
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Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
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"None of that excuses your behavior." She crossed her arms.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Then I will become the higher being you talked about... Is that good?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I don't worship anything except... well no, I don't worship anything."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"..It can really depend"
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Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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Brand smiles and keep walking.
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
Jason takes the bottle from him: 2
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Well, I could spare some time to talk, since you are willing to apologize for your shortcomings."
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I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Angry cat noises
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"I... I forgive you, but I can't just give away spells willy nilly... I... I don't want to just waste away. I can grant you amazing powers, just believe in me." Ben says, not really know what to do
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Jason reaches into his pocket, pulling out a gag, "Quiet," he says, threatening to gag kelipso with one hand
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND