"I'm a human, just like *you if E is human, random human character if not*," Stephen says.
*Shes an elf* "Then how have you lived 700 years?"
"Living is easy when you get good at it."
"... Alright, then. Whats your favorite spell youve made?"
"The Holy Guacamole."
"... What does that do?"
"It summons a celestial spirit in the form of an explosive burst of guacamole that knocks back my enemies and blind them with avacado goop. It can also be used in a more constrained form to go with fajitas and is very popular at parties."
"Huh... Sounds like a fun one. What level spell?"
"What's a spell level?"
"If you had to rate it on how much magical energy it takes to cast, with 1 being bagic missile, 9 being wish, what would you give it?"
"Oh! Maybe between a 3 and an 8 depending on how much effort I put in."
"I see. Could I copy it, sometime?"
"Well, I'm afraid I sort of use it as my trademark. If someone sees a guardhouse covered in guacamole, they know that I've been paying my taxes. So, if I lend it to someone, it could cause all sorts of problems with my finances. Are there any other spells you were curious to have? I probably made it sometime and it wouldn't take too long to create if I haven't."
"A bunch of deceived half elves and reactionaries as well as a circle of cultists intent on bringing greater suffering to the world. But I suspect that they had a greater reason than that. Some kind of bigger plan."
"Interesting... Well I am looking for worshipers but I don't think they are right for me."
"Mate, I don't think they'd worship you even if you wanted them to."
"Also I can't leave the tavern..."
"Why ever not?"
*Ben requires the divine energy of yondalla to exist without worshipers*
"I just have a feeling that something bad will happen will I do."
"Whatever floats your boat, mate. Lotsa good stuff in here, lotsa bad stuff too."
"It is annoying, but I guess I will have to find some worshipers here in the tavern... Got any suggestions?"
"Become a good of complete and utter chaos."
"Sure, you want to worship me for that?"
"I don't worship anything except... well no, I don't worship anything."
"Oh well... tell me if you change your mind... What is your favorite flower?"
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"I can't, but i think someone in the town would definatly pray to you. And you haven't been mean"
"I... I don't think I can leave the tavern... I will die. Call it survival instinct or something else but I don't think I can." Ben thinks for a second. "So, I haven't been mean and I am not a god... I still don't understand why no prayer... maybe I am missing something."
"You probably are"
"What?"
"What is it that I am missing? I want to be a good... divine power if I ever become one."
"You'll have to ask teferinn"
"For you to pray? Okay... I don't think I will ever convince him... maybe worship can come in different forms, via acts of kindness and not just prayer. Oh, and is it okay if I take the spell back?"
"You can keep it... just, it isn't right."
"You can take it back if you'd like"
Ben pauses "I might be able to make this work. To give you magic and me worship without prayer... if you are up for it."
"That depends on the plan"
"Maybe worship can come in different forms. Maybe you don't have to find worship via prayer, maybe you can find it via doing good deads."
He shrugs, "I guess so"
Ben smiles. "Thanks... I guess you can keep it. Also, I might be able to give you more spells if you... do good a lot in my name."
"Caleb... Do good for yourself, not others. Worship in any form ca be very bad"
Caleb nods "Ok"
Ben looks betrayed. They turn to Tefeerinn, "What did I do to annoy you so much?" He then turns to Caleb, "Well, I guess I will take the spell back... I... I am just annoyed." Ben puts his hand on Caleb's forehead, he can no longer cast mending
Caleb looks at ben apologetically
"I... I forgive you, but I can't just give away spells willy nilly... I... I don't want to just waste away. I can grant you amazing powers, just believe in me." Ben says, not really know what to do
"I'm a human, just like *you if E is human, random human character if not*," Stephen says.
*Shes an elf* "Then how have you lived 700 years?"
"Living is easy when you get good at it."
"... Alright, then. Whats your favorite spell youve made?"
"The Holy Guacamole."
"... What does that do?"
"It summons a celestial spirit in the form of an explosive burst of guacamole that knocks back my enemies and blind them with avacado goop. It can also be used in a more constrained form to go with fajitas and is very popular at parties."
"Huh... Sounds like a fun one. What level spell?"
"What's a spell level?"
"If you had to rate it on how much magical energy it takes to cast, with 1 being bagic missile, 9 being wish, what would you give it?"
"Oh! Maybe between a 3 and an 8 depending on how much effort I put in."
"I see. Could I copy it, sometime?"
"Well, I'm afraid I sort of use it as my trademark. If someone sees a guardhouse covered in guacamole, they know that I've been paying my taxes. So, if I lend it to someone, it could cause all sorts of problems with my finances. Are there any other spells you were curious to have? I probably made it sometime and it wouldn't take too long to create if I haven't."
She shrugs "Im interested in most spells. I take whatever I can get. Beggars cant be choosers"
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"I'm afraid I'm a little slow today, could you be more specific?"
"I am a superior Lamia, and you are... a... squid... thing. You should not even be having the honors of speaking to me."
"Oh, one of those tiered society things. I'm the pinnacle of creation and child of two gods, does that help? I also run an orphanage, if that will get me extra points."
"None of that excuses your behavior." She crossed her arms.
Tom chuckles, "You really have a huge ego, don't you?"
"I have come to rest with her. I can't bring her back... You can tell me stuff, I will listen." Lazarus says, hugging Brand back
Brand shrugs, "my life is a story for another day, today is special "
"Tis'. Let us gets a sandwich. Oh, and next time I become alive again, I will feed before hand."
"good, let me know where you hungry ok? Don't hide it" he said and took Laz's hand
"Well I am hungry right now, but not for you."
Brand made a taken-back noise to tease Laz then laughed
"Oh stop it. Well, maybe I will feed on you a bit." Lazarus leans in, mouth opening with no fangs
Brand blushes "okay okay, im sorry" he said "I don't think I would be able to handle that, my brain would die first" he said
"Well then I guess you would become my spawn. Anyway, what do you want to talk about? It is weird to blink and breath naturally."
"pft, I understand thats not normal to you but to me it is." He said he chuckled a bit
"I mean that I do it without thinking about it."
"every human does that love" he said and opened the door to the shop
"Love? So we are making it official?" Lazarus jokes
"Want me to get rings?"
Brand was dying in the floor now, his face was painted red with his blsuh
Lazarus is smiling, and leans into Brand, whispering: "Fine we can keep it secret." He stands up. "I would have a very different reaction if I were a vampire."
"whywhywhywhwywhwywhwyhwywhwywhwhhjm,,xjxjddmd,skks" he was so flustered now
Lazarus waits for Brand to calm down. When he does, Lazarus says: "Sorry, I guess I pushed it too far."
"nah im fine" he said, regaining his composure
"Sure..." Lazarus kisses brand and then hands his hand. "I enjoy seeing you blush, I wish I could all the time. Might as well enjoy it."
brand chuckled and kissed Laz. "gods, you make me feel stuff ive never felt before"
"I think I can return the feeling."
Brand smiles and keep walking.
Lazarus follows
"So..."
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"I can't, but i think someone in the town would definatly pray to you. And you haven't been mean"
"I... I don't think I can leave the tavern... I will die. Call it survival instinct or something else but I don't think I can." Ben thinks for a second. "So, I haven't been mean and I am not a god... I still don't understand why no prayer... maybe I am missing something."
"You probably are"
"What?"
"What is it that I am missing? I want to be a good... divine power if I ever become one."
"You'll have to ask teferinn"
"For you to pray? Okay... I don't think I will ever convince him... maybe worship can come in different forms, via acts of kindness and not just prayer. Oh, and is it okay if I take the spell back?"
"You can keep it... just, it isn't right."
"You can take it back if you'd like"
Ben pauses "I might be able to make this work. To give you magic and me worship without prayer... if you are up for it."
"That depends on the plan"
"Maybe worship can come in different forms. Maybe you don't have to find worship via prayer, maybe you can find it via doing good deads."
He shrugs, "I guess so"
Ben smiles. "Thanks... I guess you can keep it. Also, I might be able to give you more spells if you... do good a lot in my name."
"Caleb... Do good for yourself, not others. Worship in any form ca be very bad"
Caleb nods "Ok"
Ben looks betrayed. They turn to Tefeerinn, "What did I do to annoy you so much?" He then turns to Caleb, "Well, I guess I will take the spell back... I... I am just annoyed." Ben puts his hand on Caleb's forehead, he can no longer cast mending
Caleb looks at ben apologetically
"I... I forgive you, but I can't just give away spells willy nilly... I... I don't want to just waste away. I can grant you amazing powers, just believe in me." Ben says, not really know what to do
Caleb shakes his head, moving behind teferinn
"Sorry..."
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"I have come to rest with her. I can't bring her back... You can tell me stuff, I will listen." Lazarus says, hugging Brand back
Brand shrugs, "my life is a story for another day, today is special "
"Tis'. Let us gets a sandwich. Oh, and next time I become alive again, I will feed before hand."
"good, let me know where you hungry ok? Don't hide it" he said and took Laz's hand
"Well I am hungry right now, but not for you."
Brand made a taken-back noise to tease Laz then laughed
"Oh stop it. Well, maybe I will feed on you a bit." Lazarus leans in, mouth opening with no fangs
Brand blushes "okay okay, im sorry" he said "I don't think I would be able to handle that, my brain would die first" he said
"Well then I guess you would become my spawn. Anyway, what do you want to talk about? It is weird to blink and breath naturally."
"pft, I understand thats not normal to you but to me it is." He said he chuckled a bit
"I mean that I do it without thinking about it."
"every human does that love" he said and opened the door to the shop
"Love? So we are making it official?" Lazarus jokes
"Want me to get rings?"
Brand was dying in the floor now, his face was painted red with his blsuh
Lazarus is smiling, and leans into Brand, whispering: "Fine we can keep it secret." He stands up. "I would have a very different reaction if I were a vampire."
"whywhywhywhwywhwywhwyhwywhwywhwhhjm,,xjxjddmd,skks" he was so flustered now
Lazarus waits for Brand to calm down. When he does, Lazarus says: "Sorry, I guess I pushed it too far."
"nah im fine" he said, regaining his composure
"Sure..." Lazarus kisses brand and then hands his hand. "I enjoy seeing you blush, I wish I could all the time. Might as well enjoy it."
brand chuckled and kissed Laz. "gods, you make me feel stuff ive never felt before"
"I think I can return the feeling."
Brand smiles and keep walking.
Lazarus follows
"So..."
"so..." He said and stuffed his hands in his pockets
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"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
"Well, I'm afraid I sort of use it as my trademark. If someone sees a guardhouse covered in guacamole, they know that I've been paying my taxes. So, if I lend it to someone, it could cause all sorts of problems with my finances. Are there any other spells you were curious to have? I probably made it sometime and it wouldn't take too long to create if I haven't."
She shrugs "Im interested in most spells. I take whatever I can get. Beggars cant be choosers"
"Just so long as you aren't one of those combat mages who only cares about blasting their enemies in the biggest explosion possible. They give spellcasting a bad name."
"Well, I'm afraid I sort of use it as my trademark. If someone sees a guardhouse covered in guacamole, they know that I've been paying my taxes. So, if I lend it to someone, it could cause all sorts of problems with my finances. Are there any other spells you were curious to have? I probably made it sometime and it wouldn't take too long to create if I haven't."
She shrugs "Im interested in most spells. I take whatever I can get. Beggars cant be choosers"
"Just so long as you aren't one of those combat mages who only cares about blasting their enemies in the biggest explosion possible. They give spellcasting a bad name."
"I mostly focus on support and utility. Wall of Force is a favorite of mine. Haste and Blink also tend to be helpful. And Point of Obsession"
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"Well, I'm afraid I sort of use it as my trademark. If someone sees a guardhouse covered in guacamole, they know that I've been paying my taxes. So, if I lend it to someone, it could cause all sorts of problems with my finances. Are there any other spells you were curious to have? I probably made it sometime and it wouldn't take too long to create if I haven't."
She shrugs "Im interested in most spells. I take whatever I can get. Beggars cant be choosers"
"Just so long as you aren't one of those combat mages who only cares about blasting their enemies in the biggest explosion possible. They give spellcasting a bad name."
"I mostly focus on support and utility. Wall of Force is a favorite of mine. Haste and Blink also tend to be helpful. And Point of Obsession"
"A, decent selection. I don't have many of those types of spells, but I know one that makes carrots grow to twice the normal size, if you're interested."
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Chilling kinda vibe.
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Lyra's face lit up instantly "thank you! You seem intresting"
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Well, I'm afraid I sort of use it as my trademark. If someone sees a guardhouse covered in guacamole, they know that I've been paying my taxes. So, if I lend it to someone, it could cause all sorts of problems with my finances. Are there any other spells you were curious to have? I probably made it sometime and it wouldn't take too long to create if I haven't."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Oh well... tell me if you change your mind... What is your favorite flower?"
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*Alaric and Lawrence (and everyone else) could you cut your quote chains?*
Chilling kinda vibe.
Caleb shakes his head, moving behind teferinn
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*Jason just has that in his pocket for any reason XD*
Kelipso became silently and squirmed fiercely
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
She shrugs "Im interested in most spells. I take whatever I can get. Beggars cant be choosers"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Tom chuckles, "You really have a huge ego, don't you?"
Chilling kinda vibe.
Lazarus follows
"So..."
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Stephany conjures him an iris.
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Sorry..."
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"so..." He said and stuffed his hands in his pockets
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Jason keeps a bunch of things on him, specifically to mess with kelipso*
Jason puts the gag away, "Stop squirming so much," he asks, rubbing their ears
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Just so long as you aren't one of those combat mages who only cares about blasting their enemies in the biggest explosion possible. They give spellcasting a bad name."
Chilling kinda vibe.
He purrs and stops. He was like cat in so many ways, but he didn't like meat.
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"Cool, I have never seen it before."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"I mostly focus on support and utility. Wall of Force is a favorite of mine. Haste and Blink also tend to be helpful. And Point of Obsession"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Why are you so adorable?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Always time to learn something new. Well, for most of us."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"A, decent selection. I don't have many of those types of spells, but I know one that makes carrots grow to twice the normal size, if you're interested."
Chilling kinda vibe.