"Nia. Slightly blind. Detective bumblefoot. And you? I am told you are leaving. Quite a few are departing, aren't they?"
"Lysander. Exprisoner of Carceri. Currently living my third life. People leave all the time. What cases have you worked on?"
"Uh... The case of the villainous squirrel, the case of the elf who was hung, drawn and quartered just outside of Lesta while hanging upside down... you might have heard that one. I'm also known for investigating a halfling trafficking ring. Turns out ogres like a halfling version of onion bahji."
"Well I usually turn my mind to other, extra-planar matters. Want to tell me the specifics?"
"If you haven't heard, you don't want to. Let me just testify that it was the goriest case of my career."
"Eh, I have lived hundreds of thousands of millions of years in a vile plane of betrayal and treachery, I think I can handle it."
"Well, I honestly can't, but here goes...* *Nia then recounts in gobsmacking detail the exact description of chest contents.
"Interesting... So what brings you to the tavern?"
"It's my day off. Or so I say. You know, my father - the head of the detective agency - has been trying to get me to work on a case despite my leave. I might take it up sometime."
"Interesting... your father is demanding?"
"He can be a bit stuck-up, but he's not particularly demanding beyond the fact he's my boss."
"I see. I haven't had a family in ages so I am not great at family dynamics."
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Nia. Slightly blind. Detective bumblefoot. And you? I am told you are leaving. Quite a few are departing, aren't they?"
"Lysander. Exprisoner of Carceri. Currently living my third life. People leave all the time. What cases have you worked on?"
"Uh... The case of the villainous squirrel, the case of the elf who was hung, drawn and quartered just outside of Lesta while hanging upside down... you might have heard that one. I'm also known for investigating a halfling trafficking ring. Turns out ogres like a halfling version of onion bahji."
"Well I usually turn my mind to other, extra-planar matters. Want to tell me the specifics?"
"If you haven't heard, you don't want to. Let me just testify that it was the goriest case of my career."
"Eh, I have lived hundreds of thousands of millions of years in a vile plane of betrayal and treachery, I think I can handle it."
"Well, I honestly can't, but here goes...* *Nia then recounts in gobsmacking detail the exact description of chest contents.
"Interesting... So what brings you to the tavern?"
"It's my day off. Or so I say. You know, my father - the head of the detective agency - has been trying to get me to work on a case despite my leave. I might take it up sometime."
"Interesting... your father is demanding?"
"He can be a bit stuck-up, but he's not particularly demanding beyond the fact he's my boss."
"I see. I haven't had a family in ages so I am not great at family dynamics."
"Families are for basically people who want to have perpetual arguments. I wouldn't worry."
"It worked, but then I let Chit'ter out of the bag as a joke and someone accused me of selling drugs as well as demon squirrels so I decided to use my sock instead."
Huh. Well, do you want a disposable container? Might have one somewhere.
"I should be fine. I might purchase a cage later today."
A demon squirrel proof cage? Where do you get one of those?
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Oh hey Meroving! So uh... theoretically, how would you repair a sentient sword that's been destroyed?"
I can try. Mind if I see it?
"I only have some of the pieces. Is that alright?"
Sure. Yossele extends a hand. Where did you find it?
"A rival demon lord's cave." He hands some obsidian shards to Yossele, as well as a fractured hilt. "It used to be a khopesh."
Meroving telepathically contacts the hilt: Hello?
I see... Which demon lord?
*Roll arcana.*
8
*Any bonus from being a sentient sword?*
*Advantage.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I see. I haven't had a family in ages so I am not great at family dynamics."
"Families are for basically people who want to have perpetual arguments. I wouldn't worry."
"My experiences are different. The people you are talking about remind me of Carceri, but less direct."
"It's good fun if you have a demon squirrel on your side." Nia shows Lysander Chit'ter, who is struggling to get out of a firm grip.
Atemos tries to pet Chit'ter. "Maybe it'll like me since I'm a demon?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Meroving can feel a weak response, as if the being had been crippled to near death. It's whispering something in Sylvan.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"It worked, but then I let Chit'ter out of the bag as a joke and someone accused me of selling drugs as well as demon squirrels so I decided to use my sock instead."
Huh. Well, do you want a disposable container? Might have one somewhere.
"I should be fine. I might purchase a cage later today."
A demon squirrel proof cage? Where do you get one of those?
"The Invulnerable Vagrant? I dunno. Never looked."
"I see. I haven't had a family in ages so I am not great at family dynamics."
"Families are for basically people who want to have perpetual arguments. I wouldn't worry."
"My experiences are different. The people you are talking about remind me of Carceri, but less direct."
"It's good fun if you have a demon squirrel on your side." Nia shows Lysander Chit'ter, who is struggling to get out of a firm grip.
"Where did you get it? Is it similar to abyssal chickens?"
"No, I made it and then it was captured by a demon who implanted the soul of either a goat or chimera into it and now Chit'ter is insane."
Lysander casts idenfity and detect magic
*It's a steel defender with the soul of a... let me roll a d20. If the roll is 10 or below, the soul is a goat. Above that, it's a chimera. On a nat. 20, the soul is actually a tarrasque. 19*
"I see. I haven't had a family in ages so I am not great at family dynamics."
"Families are for basically people who want to have perpetual arguments. I wouldn't worry."
"My experiences are different. The people you are talking about remind me of Carceri, but less direct."
"It's good fun if you have a demon squirrel on your side." Nia shows Lysander Chit'ter, who is struggling to get out of a firm grip.
"Where did you get it? Is it similar to abyssal chickens?"
"No, I made it and then it was captured by a demon who implanted the soul of either a goat or chimera into it and now Chit'ter is insane."
Lysander casts idenfity and detect magic
*It's a steel defender with the soul of a... let me roll a d20. If the roll is 10 or below, the soul is a goat. Above that, it's a chimera. On a nat. 20, the soul is actually a tarrasque. 4*
"I see. I haven't had a family in ages so I am not great at family dynamics."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Families are for basically people who want to have perpetual arguments. I wouldn't worry."
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
*Is it just me and Yamana?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"My experiences are different. The people you are talking about remind me of Carceri, but less direct."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
A demon squirrel proof cage? Where do you get one of those?
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Advantage.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"It's good fun if you have a demon squirrel on your side." Nia shows Lysander Chit'ter, who is struggling to get out of a firm grip.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
*I'm back now sorry.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Where did you get it? Is it similar to abyssal chickens?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Atemos tries to pet Chit'ter. "Maybe it'll like me since I'm a demon?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Meroving can feel a weak response, as if the being had been crippled to near death. It's whispering something in Sylvan.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"The Invulnerable Vagrant? I dunno. Never looked."
"No, I made it and then it was captured by a demon who implanted the soul of either a goat or chimera into it and now Chit'ter is insane."
Chit'ter bites Atemos and is chewing, goat-like.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
*HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RECAP??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????*
Hi!!!! My pronouns are She/They!
Picture a halfling riding a flumph and be happy!!!!!
:)
*He knows slyvan*
To atemos: Which demon lord? Also, it... is weak
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Lysander casts idenfity and detect magic
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Meroving and Yossele are leaving today*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*It's a steel defender with the soul of a... let me roll a d20. If the roll is 10 or below, the soul is a goat. Above that, it's a chimera. On a nat. 20, the soul is actually a tarrasque. 19*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
*Nia the squirrel master is talking to Lysander.*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
*That so should have been a tarrasque.*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!