“Oh, yes. His music can aid me or hurt my enemies. He is known for his disorienting Jazz, which reverses the movements of my opponents.” *just like that one boss in every game, he makes left right and right left, etc.*
With a start, detective Crash awakes, alongside the others. "Goh blimey. Where was I? KID! CALL-Calleb! KID! Come right back here this instant or I will press LEGAL ACTION!"
Ben manifests on a sofa, eating grapes.
"Oh, you again [yawn]. I wouldn't do anything to him if I were you."
Crash narrows his eyes. "You. Why, you little brute. ARREST THAT MAN, and LOCK HIM AWAY!" Crash lurches forwards. 7 to hit.
Ben becomes intangible. "Oh no, whatever shall I do... How about we come to a truce? I tell Caleb not to drink and you don't hurt him? Oh, and you get saved from my wrath. A win-win, if I am correct."
Crash's eyes start to pop from his head. His small brain is ticking hard.
"This is a matter of PUBLIC SECURITY! This place is a veritable DRUG DEN and I will SHUT IT DOWN!"
Crash starts getting out fantasy yellow "Crime Scene" tape and putting it on everything.
"I wouldn't do that either, lest you upset the demon lord, god, and angels that live here."
"Shut up, ghost! Trying to cow me, you insolent morons. I am the LAW, and the law is MORE POWERFUL than you!"
Ben laughs hysterically. After a while, he calms down
"You think I am but a simple ghost? But a poltergeist? How about you try to guess and I will let you off easy."
Crash shakes his head. "Nonchalant fool! This is a matter of public safety!"
"No one can get hurt here, everything is safe. If you want to, I can show you." A cartoonishly large hammer appears in Ben's hand
Ben laughs and looks around for the other detectives
Ben to Nia: Hello, I am getting the feeling that you hate the detectives just as much as me... enemy of my enemy is my friend right?
Nia shrugs. "I don't hate them. Sure, they're dimwits and dunderheads, but they do their jobs well enough. What's this Capleb that they're talking about?" Nia appears to have knocked the other detectives out cold and tied them in a rug in the corner.
Ben is annoyed that he could play with the other detectives
Caleb is my friend and thus under my protection. Apparently they thought he was drinking... oh and what is your name?
"Nia. Now detective Crash may be an incompetent ignoramus, but he certainly knows when something's feeling... off. Is Caleb alright?"
Nice to meet you, I am Bene Elohim, demigod of wonder. Please call me Ben... Caleb is fine, he is currently snuggling with Chester, my cleric.
Nia nods. "I'll attempt to deal with the detectives, thanks. Can't promise they won't try and return, Crash can be thick."
“Thank you greatly. After I eat, I will tell you another story. You’ve clearly paid for it!” [gestures at the feast]
"You're welcome... Oh, and where are my manners, I am Ben which is short for..." Ben stops, debating two options in his head
“Hello Ben! I am Mweep. Is there somewhere to stay in here? Any available rooms…?”
"Oh yes. You should talk to one of the bartenders... Say, have you ever met a god?"
“It’s been a bit, but yes, I have. I hope to ascend to that level of power at some point.”
"Cool, which ones?"
“Sunny the Sun God and Meiliekki.”
"Haven't met them yet... Maybe one day you will ascend to godhood..." Ben pauses, smirks and then adds, "Like me."
“Are you one of those minor gods?” [obviously goading him, for fun.]
"Maybe... who knows..." Ben is grinning, and trying to not just blurt out the truth
“I’d rank you as… one of the lowest of the low, but still more powerful than I. Simple old me, with no true powers whatsoever,”
"Hey, I do have power. I am the god of wonder... maybe a minor one but much better then... say the wyvernspire guy... Also you have power, words have power, songs have power."
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“Oh, yes. His music can aid me or hurt my enemies. He is known for his disorienting Jazz, which reverses the movements of my opponents.” *just like that one boss in every game, he makes left right and right left, etc.*
"Woah."
“Yeah. I created him while learning Prestidigitation, but he has moved beyond that, and is now his own entity. He is sentient, and can talk telepathically.”
Ben waits for astara to finish her sentence. *this technically isn’t telepathy*
"Please don't talk to me."
Sure I won’t. Ben thinks, being completely silent
May I at least know why?
"It's... it's not something you did. It's what you are."
A god? Are you a forsaken like Tefeerinn?
"No, I... it's just bad memories."
Okay… anything I can do to help?
"No, you... you can't. I'm sorry."
Ben shrugs. Would it be easier if I left?
"I... I... don't do that just for me."
Eh, I can return whenever I want… a better way to put it would be ‘do you want me to be out of sight, and thus out of mind’?
"That... only if you're okay with it."
Ben shrugs and turns invisible. Better?
"Thank... thank you."
You are welcome… I truly mean you no harm and I am sorry for whatever some deities did to you
They... they didn't do anything.
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“Oh, yes. His music can aid me or hurt my enemies. He is known for his disorienting Jazz, which reverses the movements of my opponents.” *just like that one boss in every game, he makes left right and right left, etc.*
"Woah."
*Bold=Fren* “I can hear yoooouuuu….”
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(Well... From what Ive been told the 'E' person is one of those people...)
She isn't. I promise. She's actually really nice.
(... Maybe.... But...... Then... Then Ill never matter....)
You will. I promise.
(I... I cant... If I dont even matter to a parent... Then I could never matter...)
You can matter to other people. To friends. Even aquaintences.
(If... Even a parent could never care... Then how could I ever matter to them? Its... Its just not possible.... Mom left because of me.... And Dad doesn't care because I dont matter.... I... I could never matter to anyone unless I do this ...)
Your father not caring is his fault, not yours. How are you so sure that he wasn't the one that caused her to leave?
(... She left a letter...)
I'm sorry you had to go through that.
(You dont have to apologize... Its my fault... I dont matter...)
You do matter.
(.... I dont... I... I will...)
You already do.
(I really dont... Nothing about me matters... I just drive people away...)
You haven't driven me away, yet.
(... Its bound to happen at some point... Until I actually matter.... Im sorry... But I cant believe that shes a nice person... If thats true... Then Ill just keep driving people away... Ill never matter)
Or maybe you'll matter more. She'll know that you did what was right, and so will I.
(But... Everyone else.....)
Who else?
(... Everyone like me... Everyone who can make these objects...)
Manifestors?
(Yeah.....)
Have they ever cared about you?
(No one ever fully has... But them more than most...)
Would you consider them friends?
(... A couple)
So people do care about you already.
(... No... We hang out... But they dont care about me. They wouldnt care if I disappeared)
So you should find people who would. Don't keep following them if they don't care about you.
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“Oh, yes. His music can aid me or hurt my enemies. He is known for his disorienting Jazz, which reverses the movements of my opponents.” *just like that one boss in every game, he makes left right and right left, etc.*
"Woah."
“Yeah. I created him while learning Prestidigitation, but he has moved beyond that, and is now his own entity. He is sentient, and can talk telepathically.”
With a start, detective Crash awakes, alongside the others. "Goh blimey. Where was I? KID! CALL-Calleb! KID! Come right back here this instant or I will press LEGAL ACTION!"
Ben manifests on a sofa, eating grapes.
"Oh, you again [yawn]. I wouldn't do anything to him if I were you."
Crash narrows his eyes. "You. Why, you little brute. ARREST THAT MAN, and LOCK HIM AWAY!" Crash lurches forwards. 7 to hit.
Ben becomes intangible. "Oh no, whatever shall I do... How about we come to a truce? I tell Caleb not to drink and you don't hurt him? Oh, and you get saved from my wrath. A win-win, if I am correct."
Crash's eyes start to pop from his head. His small brain is ticking hard.
"This is a matter of PUBLIC SECURITY! This place is a veritable DRUG DEN and I will SHUT IT DOWN!"
Crash starts getting out fantasy yellow "Crime Scene" tape and putting it on everything.
"I wouldn't do that either, lest you upset the demon lord, god, and angels that live here."
"Shut up, ghost! Trying to cow me, you insolent morons. I am the LAW, and the law is MORE POWERFUL than you!"
Ben laughs hysterically. After a while, he calms down
"You think I am but a simple ghost? But a poltergeist? How about you try to guess and I will let you off easy."
Crash shakes his head. "Nonchalant fool! This is a matter of public safety!"
"No one can get hurt here, everything is safe. If you want to, I can show you." A cartoonishly large hammer appears in Ben's hand
Ben laughs and looks around for the other detectives
Ben to Nia: Hello, I am getting the feeling that you hate the detectives just as much as me... enemy of my enemy is my friend right?
Nia shrugs. "I don't hate them. Sure, they're dimwits and dunderheads, but they do their jobs well enough. What's this Capleb that they're talking about?" Nia appears to have knocked the other detectives out cold and tied them in a rug in the corner.
Ben is annoyed that he could play with the other detectives
Caleb is my friend and thus under my protection. Apparently they thought he was drinking... oh and what is your name?
"Nia. Now detective Crash may be an incompetent ignoramus, but he certainly knows when something's feeling... off. Is Caleb alright?"
Nice to meet you, I am Bene Elohim, demigod of wonder. Please call me Ben... Caleb is fine, he is currently snuggling with Chester, my cleric.
Nia nods. "I'll attempt to deal with the detectives, thanks. Can't promise they won't try and return, Crash can be thick."
*Gtg*
*BYE*
If they do, I can deal with them
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Ben waits for astara to finish her sentence. *this technically isn’t telepathy*
"Please don't talk to me."
Sure I won’t. Ben thinks, being completely silent
May I at least know why?
"It's... it's not something you did. It's what you are."
A god? Are you a forsaken like Tefeerinn?
"No, I... it's just bad memories."
Okay… anything I can do to help?
"No, you... you can't. I'm sorry."
Ben shrugs. Would it be easier if I left?
"I... I... don't do that just for me."
Eh, I can return whenever I want… a better way to put it would be ‘do you want me to be out of sight, and thus out of mind’?
"That... only if you're okay with it."
Ben shrugs and turns invisible. Better?
"Thank... thank you."
You are welcome… I truly mean you no harm and I am sorry for whatever some deities did to you
They... they didn't do anything.
Then I apologize for whatever is the reason that I... I unsettle you.
You... you don't need to apologize for it. It's not your... your fault.
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“Oh, yes. His music can aid me or hurt my enemies. He is known for his disorienting Jazz, which reverses the movements of my opponents.” *just like that one boss in every game, he makes left right and right left, etc.*
(Well... From what Ive been told the 'E' person is one of those people...)
She isn't. I promise. She's actually really nice.
(... Maybe.... But...... Then... Then Ill never matter....)
You will. I promise.
(I... I cant... If I dont even matter to a parent... Then I could never matter...)
You can matter to other people. To friends. Even aquaintences.
(If... Even a parent could never care... Then how could I ever matter to them? Its... Its just not possible.... Mom left because of me.... And Dad doesn't care because I dont matter.... I... I could never matter to anyone unless I do this ...)
Your father not caring is his fault, not yours. How are you so sure that he wasn't the one that caused her to leave?
(... She left a letter...)
I'm sorry you had to go through that.
(You dont have to apologize... Its my fault... I dont matter...)
You do matter.
(.... I dont... I... I will...)
You already do.
(I really dont... Nothing about me matters... I just drive people away...)
You haven't driven me away, yet.
(... Its bound to happen at some point... Until I actually matter.... Im sorry... But I cant believe that shes a nice person... If thats true... Then Ill just keep driving people away... Ill never matter)
Or maybe you'll matter more. She'll know that you did what was right, and so will I.
(But... Everyone else.....)
Who else?
(... Everyone like me... Everyone who can make these objects...)
Manifestors?
(Yeah.....)
Have they ever cared about you?
(No one ever fully has... But them more than most...)
Would you consider them friends?
(... A couple)
So people do care about you already.
(... No... We hang out... But they dont care about me. They wouldnt care if I disappeared)
So you should find people who would. Don't keep following them if they don't care about you.
(B-but... Theyre the only 3 people I ever talk to... And... Without them theres no one like me I can be atound...)
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“I’d rank you as… one of the lowest of the low, but still more powerful than I. Simple old me, with no true powers whatsoever,”
Please take a look at my D&D art compilation!
*Random and maniacal evil laughter*
"Woah."
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Nia nods. "I'll attempt to deal with the detectives, thanks. Can't promise they won't try and return, Crash can be thick."
*Gtg*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
"Hey, I do have power. I am the god of wonder... maybe a minor one but much better then... say the wyvernspire guy... Also you have power, words have power, songs have power."
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“Yeah. I created him while learning Prestidigitation, but he has moved beyond that, and is now his own entity. He is sentient, and can talk telepathically.”
Please take a look at my D&D art compilation!
*Random and maniacal evil laughter*
They... they didn't do anything.
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"I see... being someone who has been alive for more than 3 weeks... what would you recommend I do concerning angels?"
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*Bold=Fren* “I can hear yoooouuuu….”
Please take a look at my D&D art compilation!
*Random and maniacal evil laughter*
So you should find people who would. Don't keep following them if they don't care about you.
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*Hello!*
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"So that's how you make sentient items..."
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*BYE*
If they do, I can deal with them
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*Summary of the past ten pages?*
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You... you don't need to apologize for it. It's not your... your fault.
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"Keep them around, but don't go to their parties. It's so boring."
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"IT SPEAKS!"
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( u u)
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(B-but... Theyre the only 3 people I ever talk to... And... Without them theres no one like me I can be atound...)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*Ben annoyed some detectives and defended Caleb. Also, new person who plays a dwarf bard*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Well, I haven't made or recruited any yet."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now