I am Bene Elohim, demigod of wonder. Please call me Ben. Nice to meet you moondrop.
*Fey, but aedwolf doesn't know*
I've never met a true demigod, what are you all about?
Um... being a god. What do you mean 'what are you all about'?
Like what are you the god of?
Wonder, childhood innocence, mischief, and more. If everything goes right, I will become a lesser god soon.
Cool, do you have any food? I'm a little hungry
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
Ben casts calm emotions on Crash
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Hello." *Oh, btw, Cyno gave me an armor description. Ots a black metal with skeletal dragons carved into it
Mithris stares at the armor for a few seconds. "Did you get what Enethia needed?"
"Not yet. I apologize. I was busy killing a demon lord with Atemos. This armor was a part if their hoard."
"It's okay. I just want her to be able to get better."
"I understand. Ill go soon."
"Thank you."
He nods, and looks around for Sarana
He sees her leaning against a wall.
(I think I have time to explain everything that happened now... And Mithris is asking for ichor again)
I'm listening. It's nice to see you again.
(Its nice to see you again, too. We started in a very cold tundra, heading towards a cave. We ran into some weaker demons on the way, and dispatched them easily)
What next?
(The companion we had needed to leave, but we arrived at its cave layer. We found it hanging from the ceiling, with a long stinger and tail hanging down prepared to fight. We were able to defeat it, with a few close calls. We just still needed its demonic amulet...)
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
At least the tavern blessing protects from boiling water harming you.
please, its a metaphor.
Hahahahaha.
who is this?
*xavian?*
*The voice is a little distorted.*
Hard to tell these days, isn't it?
hmm...really? really? okay, what in the hells? John, Xacdiz, I need telepathic tracing. now.
make a wis save
Unable to parse dice roll..
Actually: 17.
*that barely succeeds. *
what do you want from me? I will track you down eventually, you know.
Nothing, and besides YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED IT ALL OUT YET? ? The voice continues distorting until it's silent.
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
Ben casts calm emotions on Crash
Crash immediately calms. "Whoa, in this enlightened state I feel tootally normal. Come here, kid, and we can discuss laws and the meaning of life..."
"Hello." *Oh, btw, Cyno gave me an armor description. Ots a black metal with skeletal dragons carved into it
Mithris stares at the armor for a few seconds. "Did you get what Enethia needed?"
"Not yet. I apologize. I was busy killing a demon lord with Atemos. This armor was a part if their hoard."
"It's okay. I just want her to be able to get better."
"I understand. Ill go soon."
"Thank you."
He nods, and looks around for Sarana
He sees her leaning against a wall.
(I think I have time to explain everything that happened now... And Mithris is asking for ichor again)
I'm listening. It's nice to see you again.
(Its nice to see you again, too. We started in a very cold tundra, heading towards a cave. We ran into some weaker demons on the way, and dispatched them easily)
What next?
(The companion we had needed to leave, but we arrived at its cave layer. We found it hanging from the ceiling, with a long stinger and tail hanging down prepared to fight. We were able to defeat it, with a few close calls. We just still needed its demonic amulet...)
But you found it?
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
If you come here... won't that get his attention? Won't he care, then?
(.... Maybe... But wouldnt that be the wrong attention?)
Isn't it better than nothing at all?
... Youre right... Ill come soon)
Do you know how to get here?
(Yup!)
I'm going to put this away, for now. I'll take it out when you get here. Astara puts the ring in her dresser in her room. Then she walks over to Enethia.
"Hey... Did you break it?" (Alright... See you then!! And please be careful, this thing is my soul)
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
Ben casts calm emotions on Crash
Crash immediately calms. "Whoa, in this enlightened state I feel tootally normal. Come here, kid, and we can discuss laws and the meaning of life..."
Ben shurgs and walks over
"I think I am above the law since I am a god."
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
I'm going to say The Flail Snail leaves, and there will be a surprise soon...
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
At least the tavern blessing protects from boiling water harming you.
please, its a metaphor.
Hahahahaha.
who is this?
*xavian?*
*The voice is a little distorted.*
Hard to tell these days, isn't it?
hmm...really? really? okay, what in the hells? John, Xacdiz, I need telepathic tracing. now.
make a wis save
Unable to parse dice roll..
Actually: 17.
*that barely succeeds. *
what do you want from me? I will track you down eventually, you know.
Nothing, and besides YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED IT ALL OUT YET? ? The voice continues distorting until it's silent.
"no, sadly I have not. wait........wait a second..."
If you come here... won't that get his attention? Won't he care, then?
(.... Maybe... But wouldnt that be the wrong attention?)
Isn't it better than nothing at all?
... Youre right... Ill come soon)
Do you know how to get here?
(Yup!)
I'm going to put this away, for now. I'll take it out when you get here. Astara puts the ring in her dresser in her room. Then she walks over to Enethia.
"Hey... Did you break it?" (Alright... See you then!! And please be careful, this thing is my soul)
I will be.
"No, I... it belongs to a kid. I didn't tell him anything about you, but he's coming here. He doesn't know that you're a Manifestor, or what you look like. I need you to pretend to be someone else."
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
Ben casts calm emotions on Crash
Crash immediately calms. "Whoa, in this enlightened state I feel tootally normal. Come here, kid, and we can discuss laws and the meaning of life..."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
Caleb throws a bottle at him
Crash fails to dodge and is knocked out.
*Can't, tavern. Does no damage*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Hello." *Oh, btw, Cyno gave me an armor description. Ots a black metal with skeletal dragons carved into it
Mithris stares at the armor for a few seconds. "Did you get what Enethia needed?"
"Not yet. I apologize. I was busy killing a demon lord with Atemos. This armor was a part if their hoard."
"It's okay. I just want her to be able to get better."
"I understand. Ill go soon."
"Thank you."
He nods, and looks around for Sarana
He sees her leaning against a wall.
(I think I have time to explain everything that happened now... And Mithris is asking for ichor again)
I'm listening. It's nice to see you again.
(Its nice to see you again, too. We started in a very cold tundra, heading towards a cave. We ran into some weaker demons on the way, and dispatched them easily)
What next?
(The companion we had needed to leave, but we arrived at its cave layer. We found it hanging from the ceiling, with a long stinger and tail hanging down prepared to fight. We were able to defeat it, with a few close calls. We just still needed its demonic amulet...)
But you found it?
(We did... After freeing many prisoners there, and..... Sacrifice...)
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
Cool, do you have any food? I'm a little hungry
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Ben casts calm emotions on Crash
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Sure, where are you? *Is moondrop within 2 mile of the tavern?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
(The companion we had needed to leave, but we arrived at its cave layer. We found it hanging from the ceiling, with a long stinger and tail hanging down prepared to fight. We were able to defeat it, with a few close calls. We just still needed its demonic amulet...)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Nothing, and besides YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED IT ALL OUT YET? ? The voice continues distorting until it's silent.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
"???"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Crash immediately calms. "Whoa, in this enlightened state I feel tootally normal. Come here, kid, and we can discuss laws and the meaning of life..."
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
But you found it?
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Hey... Did you break it?" (Alright... See you then!! And please be careful, this thing is my soul)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Ben shurgs and walks over
"I think I am above the law since I am a god."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
I'm going to say The Flail Snail leaves, and there will be a surprise soon...
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Caleb throws a bottle at him
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"no, sadly I have not. wait........wait a second..."
zya groans
*plot? sorry, dumb me*
N/A
I will be.
"No, I... it belongs to a kid. I didn't tell him anything about you, but he's coming here. He doesn't know that you're a Manifestor, or what you look like. I need you to pretend to be someone else."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Crash fails to dodge and is knocked out.
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
"No, you're mean."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*GTG, bye!*
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
*Can't, tavern. Does no damage*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
(We did... After freeing many prisoners there, and..... Sacrifice...)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*I'm guessing that means you want to get off.*
"Wow, plastic bottles are dangerous"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND