I am Bene Elohim, demigod of wonder. Please call me Ben. Nice to meet you moondrop.
*Fey, but aedwolf doesn't know*
I've never met a true demigod, what are you all about?
Um... being a god. What do you mean 'what are you all about'?
Like what are you the god of?
Wonder, childhood innocence, mischief, and more. If everything goes right, I will become a lesser god soon.
Cool, do you have any food? I'm a little hungry
Sure, where are you? *Is moondrop within 2 mile of the tavern?*
*She's inside the tavern*
Right now I'm sitting on a table
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
At least the tavern blessing protects from boiling water harming you.
please, its a metaphor.
Hahahahaha.
who is this?
*xavian?*
*The voice is a little distorted.*
Hard to tell these days, isn't it?
hmm...really? really? okay, what in the hells? John, Xacdiz, I need telepathic tracing. now.
make a wis save
Unable to parse dice roll..
Actually: 17.
*that barely succeeds. *
what do you want from me? I will track you down eventually, you know.
Nothing, and besides YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED IT ALL OUT YET? ? The voice continues distorting until it's silent.
"no, sadly I have not. wait........wait a second..."
zya groans
*plot? sorry, dumb me*
*Nope.*
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The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
If you come here... won't that get his attention? Won't he care, then?
(.... Maybe... But wouldnt that be the wrong attention?)
Isn't it better than nothing at all?
... Youre right... Ill come soon)
Do you know how to get here?
(Yup!)
I'm going to put this away, for now. I'll take it out when you get here. Astara puts the ring in her dresser in her room. Then she walks over to Enethia.
"Hey... Did you break it?" (Alright... See you then!! And please be careful, this thing is my soul)
I will be.
"No, I... it belongs to a kid. I didn't tell him anything about you, but he's coming here. He doesn't know that you're a Manifestor, or what you look like. I need you to pretend to be someone else."
".. Alright... Any idea of who I should act like?"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
Caleb throws a bottle at him
Crash fails to dodge and is knocked out.
*I'm guessing that means you want to get off.*
"Wow, plastic bottles are dangerous"
Want me to wake him up?
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
At least the tavern blessing protects from boiling water harming you.
please, its a metaphor.
Hahahahaha.
who is this?
*xavian?*
*The voice is a little distorted.*
Hard to tell these days, isn't it?
hmm...really? really? okay, what in the hells? John, Xacdiz, I need telepathic tracing. now.
make a wis save
Unable to parse dice roll..
Actually: 17.
*that barely succeeds. *
what do you want from me? I will track you down eventually, you know.
Nothing, and besides YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FIGURED IT ALL OUT YET? ? The voice continues distorting until it's silent.
"no, sadly I have not. wait........wait a second..."
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
Caleb throws a bottle at him
Crash fails to dodge and is knocked out.
*Can't, tavern. Does no damage*
*To PCs. Crash is an NPC.*
*It appiles to everyone*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
Caleb throws a bottle at him
Crash fails to dodge and is knocked out.
*Can't, tavern. Does no damage*
*To PCs. Crash is an NPC.*
*It appiles to everyone*
*In the land of Retconnia, Crash starts attempting to calmly throttle Caleb.*
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
Caleb throws a bottle at him
Crash fails to dodge and is knocked out.
*Can't, tavern. Does no damage*
*To PCs. Crash is an NPC.*
*... No. The blessing applies yo every creature. Also, anything is considered a PC, no matter what stats it may use)
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
Caleb throws a bottle at him
Crash fails to dodge and is knocked out.
*I'm guessing that means you want to get off.*
"Wow, plastic bottles are dangerous"
Want me to wake him up?
"Uhhh sure?"
Ben walks over to Crash, and tries to wake him up
Ummm.... are you okay? Need some healing?
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
Caleb throws a bottle at him
Crash fails to dodge and is knocked out.
*Can't, tavern. Does no damage*
*To PCs. Crash is an NPC.*
*It appiles to everyone*
*In the land of Retconnia, Crash starts attempting to calmly throttle Caleb.*
Bounces off a wall of force summoned by Ben
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
Caleb throws a bottle at him
Crash fails to dodge and is knocked out.
*Can't, tavern. Does no damage*
*To PCs. Crash is an NPC.*
*It appiles to everyone*
*In the land of Retconnia, Crash starts attempting to calmly throttle Caleb.*
Due to caleb being unable to defend himself from an adult, he is being throttled
I am Bene Elohim, demigod of wonder. Please call me Ben. Nice to meet you moondrop.
*Fey, but aedwolf doesn't know*
I've never met a true demigod, what are you all about?
Um... being a god. What do you mean 'what are you all about'?
Like what are you the god of?
Wonder, childhood innocence, mischief, and more. If everything goes right, I will become a lesser god soon.
Cool, do you have any food? I'm a little hungry
Sure, where are you? *Is moondrop within 2 mile of the tavern?*
*She's inside the tavern*
Right now I'm sitting on a table
Ben teleports over a casts heroic feast
"Eat."
Oh wow, thanks!
she begins eating
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
"Clearly you are insane, you baby-faced brute. I've been around since before you were born! Now, out of my way, or I will have you arrested, or worse, EXECUTED!"
"the death penalty only applies to extreme cases in lesta. you realize that by abusing your power(if you even have any) you could get yourself in hot water?"
zya says this all very calmly, while magically scribing the dialogue
*Sorry for the wait, life issues, all fine.*
Crash dies, head exploding. Above his dead corpse, an angry ghost rises. "Come back, you little nerd!"
*is that a joke? or not? cant tell. also, thats ic. ooc, no one cares if he acts above the law, as long as its fun*
*Not a joke. It's a mythic action: Enraged Policeman*
Crash lets loose a bolt of lightning. Misses by default.
Ben resurrects Crash
"Are you okay?"
Crash starts to swell, his face reddening. "CATCH THE KIDDD......."
Caleb throws a bottle at him
Crash fails to dodge and is knocked out.
*Can't, tavern. Does no damage*
*To PCs. Crash is an NPC.*
*It appiles to everyone*
*In the land of Retconnia, Crash starts attempting to calmly throttle Caleb.*
Bounces off a wall of force summoned by Ben
* Caleb moves directly next to crash to throw the bottle at him*
*She's inside the tavern*
Right now I'm sitting on a table
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
*To PCs. Crash is an NPC.*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
*Nope.*
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
".. Alright... Any idea of who I should act like?"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
*Incorrect.*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Want me to wake him up?
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*wait... I is confused*
*super confused*
N/A
Ben teleports over a casts heroic feast
"Eat."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*It appiles to everyone*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Uhhh sure?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*In the land of Retconnia, Crash starts attempting to calmly throttle Caleb.*
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
Caleb pokes his face
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
*... No. The blessing applies yo every creature. Also, anything is considered a PC, no matter what stats it may use)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
Ben walks over to Crash, and tries to wake him up
Ummm.... are you okay? Need some healing?
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Bounces off a wall of force summoned by Ben
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Due to caleb being unable to defend himself from an adult, he is being throttled
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Oh wow, thanks!
she begins eating
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
* Caleb moves directly next to crash to throw the bottle at him*
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
You're welcome... Tell me when you are finished and we can continue to talk
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*GTG for a bit. Ben defends Caleb if anything happens*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now