An white aarakocra wearing a lab coat, a small bowler hat, a bowtie and glasses bursts in "Everyone shut up! I just did something brilliant!"
Morto looks excitedly at him, already pulling out her book to write in it. "REALLY?!"
"What?! Who the hells are you?? Why are you in my lab?!"
"Lab? This is a tavern, silly!" She was already writing in her book excitedly. "Although, I would like to know the brilliant thing you claim you did!"
He looks around "What the?!! How did I get here??? ANd the amazing thing is my bulbinator...."
"Bulbinator? Please, tell me about it!"
"Its a clockwork tiny person, with a bulb head. It has many functions"
She writes some stuff down. "What is your name? Can I see this Bulbinator in person? What is your blood type? How well is your personal hygiene?"
"Geinzenshmirtz. I only have a prototype. O-. Not very good"
"I'm Dr. Morto Vivo! Wonderful to meet you!" After finishing up some writing she put her book in her coat and walked over.
"How did either of us get here? What are you a doctor in?"
"I walked here. I am a doctor in Thanatology!"
"You study... Death? What led you down that path?"
"I have always been interested in death! Since I was a little girl! Even my name, Morto, means death!" She smiled and offered her hand in a handshake. "What do you study? You seem like a scientist or doctor!"
"I dont have a degree, but I have extensive studies in the field of evil and mad science"
"Wonderful!" She smiled and continued to hold her hand out.
He seems to only now comprehend what the hand is for, and shakes it "So, what backstory led you to your career?"
Her hand felt... metallic under the glove. "Nothing spectacular, like watching my parents die. Just for as long as I can remember, I was always fascinated by death and the different variables leading to it, as well as after it!"
"... I see... So the drive is simply fascination? Also, can I study how your mechanical hand works?"
"Of course!" She pulls off her glove, revealing the robotic hand. "And, yes, I know my reason for it is simple, but that doesn't make it any less true!"
He begins carefully studying the mechanisms of the hand, and how it links up
It is connected at the elbow. It seems to be made up of a combination of titanium and carbon, with wires in it to act as nerves, connecting to her real nerves to let her control it easily. "Do you like it? A colleague of mine made it for me after I sawed my arm off!"
"... You experiment on yourself?"
She laughs. "Do I...?" She laughs some more. "I just wanted to know what the feeling was like!"
"I see.... I usually test my things on the town Im in, or a teal platypus"
"Oh, I don't make things! I sawed my arm off with a normal saw! Then I observed my arm in it's death throes, which was actually very boring."
"Alright... How long ago was this?"
"Just about 5 years ago. Give me one second." She pulled out her book and started flipping through it. After a minute, she stops on a page. "Here we go, 4 years and 8 months ago! Would you like to look at it?"
He shrugs, and reads
Paperclipped to the page is a picture of her severed arm next to a bone saw. Written on the black page in white ink is a very detailed explanation of how it felt during, before, and after sawing her arm off, as well as details of how the arm was afterwards.
"I see..... Whats been your most interesting study?"
"hmmm..." She takes her book back and starts flipping through it again, after another minute. "Here, I once got an oppurtunity to study a dead, adult red dragon!" She hands the book back, and written on the page is a description of the anatomy of the dragon, as well as the details of the condition of the body over a few months as it rotted.
"Ah, I see!"
She smiled. "What has been your most interesting experiment or study?" She puts her glove back on her robotic hand.
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An white aarakocra wearing a lab coat, a small bowler hat, a bowtie and glasses bursts in "Everyone shut up! I just did something brilliant!"
Morto looks excitedly at him, already pulling out her book to write in it. "REALLY?!"
"What?! Who the hells are you?? Why are you in my lab?!"
"Lab? This is a tavern, silly!" She was already writing in her book excitedly. "Although, I would like to know the brilliant thing you claim you did!"
He looks around "What the?!! How did I get here??? ANd the amazing thing is my bulbinator...."
"Bulbinator? Please, tell me about it!"
"Its a clockwork tiny person, with a bulb head. It has many functions"
She writes some stuff down. "What is your name? Can I see this Bulbinator in person? What is your blood type? How well is your personal hygiene?"
"Geinzenshmirtz. I only have a prototype. O-. Not very good"
"I'm Dr. Morto Vivo! Wonderful to meet you!" After finishing up some writing she put her book in her coat and walked over.
"How did either of us get here? What are you a doctor in?"
"I walked here. I am a doctor in Thanatology!"
"You study... Death? What led you down that path?"
"I have always been interested in death! Since I was a little girl! Even my name, Morto, means death!" She smiled and offered her hand in a handshake. "What do you study? You seem like a scientist or doctor!"
"I dont have a degree, but I have extensive studies in the field of evil and mad science"
"Wonderful!" She smiled and continued to hold her hand out.
He seems to only now comprehend what the hand is for, and shakes it "So, what backstory led you to your career?"
Her hand felt... metallic under the glove. "Nothing spectacular, like watching my parents die. Just for as long as I can remember, I was always fascinated by death and the different variables leading to it, as well as after it!"
"... I see... So the drive is simply fascination? Also, can I study how your mechanical hand works?"
"Of course!" She pulls off her glove, revealing the robotic hand. "And, yes, I know my reason for it is simple, but that doesn't make it any less true!"
He begins carefully studying the mechanisms of the hand, and how it links up
It is connected at the elbow. It seems to be made up of a combination of titanium and carbon, with wires in it to act as nerves, connecting to her real nerves to let her control it easily. "Do you like it? A colleague of mine made it for me after I sawed my arm off!"
"... You experiment on yourself?"
She laughs. "Do I...?" She laughs some more. "I just wanted to know what the feeling was like!"
"I see.... I usually test my things on the town Im in, or a teal platypus"
"Oh, I don't make things! I sawed my arm off with a normal saw! Then I observed my arm in it's death throes, which was actually very boring."
"Alright... How long ago was this?"
"Just about 5 years ago. Give me one second." She pulled out her book and started flipping through it. After a minute, she stops on a page. "Here we go, 4 years and 8 months ago! Would you like to look at it?"
He shrugs, and reads
Paperclipped to the page is a picture of her severed arm next to a bone saw. Written on the black page in white ink is a very detailed explanation of how it felt during, before, and after sawing her arm off, as well as details of how the arm was afterwards.
"I see..... Whats been your most interesting study?"
"hmmm..." She takes her book back and starts flipping through it again, after another minute. "Here, I once got an oppurtunity to study a dead, adult red dragon!" She hands the book back, and written on the page is a description of the anatomy of the dragon, as well as the details of the condition of the body over a few months as it rotted.
"Ah, I see!"
She smiled. "What has been your most interesting experiment or study?" She puts her glove back on her robotic hand.
"Oh, itd have to be my pool-inator!! It starts with 7, large DEADLY LASERS!!"
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An white aarakocra wearing a lab coat, a small bowler hat, a bowtie and glasses bursts in "Everyone shut up! I just did something brilliant!"
Morto looks excitedly at him, already pulling out her book to write in it. "REALLY?!"
"What?! Who the hells are you?? Why are you in my lab?!"
"Lab? This is a tavern, silly!" She was already writing in her book excitedly. "Although, I would like to know the brilliant thing you claim you did!"
He looks around "What the?!! How did I get here??? ANd the amazing thing is my bulbinator...."
"Bulbinator? Please, tell me about it!"
"Its a clockwork tiny person, with a bulb head. It has many functions"
She writes some stuff down. "What is your name? Can I see this Bulbinator in person? What is your blood type? How well is your personal hygiene?"
"Geinzenshmirtz. I only have a prototype. O-. Not very good"
"I'm Dr. Morto Vivo! Wonderful to meet you!" After finishing up some writing she put her book in her coat and walked over.
"How did either of us get here? What are you a doctor in?"
"I walked here. I am a doctor in Thanatology!"
"You study... Death? What led you down that path?"
"I have always been interested in death! Since I was a little girl! Even my name, Morto, means death!" She smiled and offered her hand in a handshake. "What do you study? You seem like a scientist or doctor!"
"I dont have a degree, but I have extensive studies in the field of evil and mad science"
"Wonderful!" She smiled and continued to hold her hand out.
He seems to only now comprehend what the hand is for, and shakes it "So, what backstory led you to your career?"
Her hand felt... metallic under the glove. "Nothing spectacular, like watching my parents die. Just for as long as I can remember, I was always fascinated by death and the different variables leading to it, as well as after it!"
"... I see... So the drive is simply fascination? Also, can I study how your mechanical hand works?"
"Of course!" She pulls off her glove, revealing the robotic hand. "And, yes, I know my reason for it is simple, but that doesn't make it any less true!"
He begins carefully studying the mechanisms of the hand, and how it links up
It is connected at the elbow. It seems to be made up of a combination of titanium and carbon, with wires in it to act as nerves, connecting to her real nerves to let her control it easily. "Do you like it? A colleague of mine made it for me after I sawed my arm off!"
"... You experiment on yourself?"
She laughs. "Do I...?" She laughs some more. "I just wanted to know what the feeling was like!"
"I see.... I usually test my things on the town Im in, or a teal platypus"
"Oh, I don't make things! I sawed my arm off with a normal saw! Then I observed my arm in it's death throes, which was actually very boring."
"Alright... How long ago was this?"
"Just about 5 years ago. Give me one second." She pulled out her book and started flipping through it. After a minute, she stops on a page. "Here we go, 4 years and 8 months ago! Would you like to look at it?"
He shrugs, and reads
Paperclipped to the page is a picture of her severed arm next to a bone saw. Written on the black page in white ink is a very detailed explanation of how it felt during, before, and after sawing her arm off, as well as details of how the arm was afterwards.
"I see..... Whats been your most interesting study?"
"hmmm..." She takes her book back and starts flipping through it again, after another minute. "Here, I once got an oppurtunity to study a dead, adult red dragon!" She hands the book back, and written on the page is a description of the anatomy of the dragon, as well as the details of the condition of the body over a few months as it rotted.
"Ah, I see!"
She smiled. "What has been your most interesting experiment or study?" She puts her glove back on her robotic hand.
"Oh, itd have to be my pool-inator!! It starts with 7, large DEADLY LASERS!!"
She seems to get excited and listens intently, taking her book back and flipping to an empty page, preparing to write.
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An white aarakocra wearing a lab coat, a small bowler hat, a bowtie and glasses bursts in "Everyone shut up! I just did something brilliant!"
Morto looks excitedly at him, already pulling out her book to write in it. "REALLY?!"
"What?! Who the hells are you?? Why are you in my lab?!"
"Lab? This is a tavern, silly!" She was already writing in her book excitedly. "Although, I would like to know the brilliant thing you claim you did!"
He looks around "What the?!! How did I get here??? ANd the amazing thing is my bulbinator...."
"Bulbinator? Please, tell me about it!"
"Its a clockwork tiny person, with a bulb head. It has many functions"
She writes some stuff down. "What is your name? Can I see this Bulbinator in person? What is your blood type? How well is your personal hygiene?"
"Geinzenshmirtz. I only have a prototype. O-. Not very good"
"I'm Dr. Morto Vivo! Wonderful to meet you!" After finishing up some writing she put her book in her coat and walked over.
"How did either of us get here? What are you a doctor in?"
"I walked here. I am a doctor in Thanatology!"
"You study... Death? What led you down that path?"
"I have always been interested in death! Since I was a little girl! Even my name, Morto, means death!" She smiled and offered her hand in a handshake. "What do you study? You seem like a scientist or doctor!"
"I dont have a degree, but I have extensive studies in the field of evil and mad science"
"Wonderful!" She smiled and continued to hold her hand out.
He seems to only now comprehend what the hand is for, and shakes it "So, what backstory led you to your career?"
Her hand felt... metallic under the glove. "Nothing spectacular, like watching my parents die. Just for as long as I can remember, I was always fascinated by death and the different variables leading to it, as well as after it!"
"... I see... So the drive is simply fascination? Also, can I study how your mechanical hand works?"
"Of course!" She pulls off her glove, revealing the robotic hand. "And, yes, I know my reason for it is simple, but that doesn't make it any less true!"
He begins carefully studying the mechanisms of the hand, and how it links up
It is connected at the elbow. It seems to be made up of a combination of titanium and carbon, with wires in it to act as nerves, connecting to her real nerves to let her control it easily. "Do you like it? A colleague of mine made it for me after I sawed my arm off!"
"... You experiment on yourself?"
She laughs. "Do I...?" She laughs some more. "I just wanted to know what the feeling was like!"
"I see.... I usually test my things on the town Im in, or a teal platypus"
"Oh, I don't make things! I sawed my arm off with a normal saw! Then I observed my arm in it's death throes, which was actually very boring."
"Alright... How long ago was this?"
"Just about 5 years ago. Give me one second." She pulled out her book and started flipping through it. After a minute, she stops on a page. "Here we go, 4 years and 8 months ago! Would you like to look at it?"
He shrugs, and reads
Paperclipped to the page is a picture of her severed arm next to a bone saw. Written on the black page in white ink is a very detailed explanation of how it felt during, before, and after sawing her arm off, as well as details of how the arm was afterwards.
"I see..... Whats been your most interesting study?"
"hmmm..." She takes her book back and starts flipping through it again, after another minute. "Here, I once got an oppurtunity to study a dead, adult red dragon!" She hands the book back, and written on the page is a description of the anatomy of the dragon, as well as the details of the condition of the body over a few months as it rotted.
"Ah, I see!"
She smiled. "What has been your most interesting experiment or study?" She puts her glove back on her robotic hand.
"Oh, itd have to be my pool-inator!! It starts with 7, large DEADLY LASERS!!"
She seems to get excited and listens intently, taking her book back and flipping to an empty page, preparing to write.
"Then I take the large, DEADLY LASERS!! And attach them to 1 switch, aiming to the same point, I then point it into someones backyard..."
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An white aarakocra wearing a lab coat, a small bowler hat, a bowtie and glasses bursts in "Everyone shut up! I just did something brilliant!"
Morto looks excitedly at him, already pulling out her book to write in it. "REALLY?!"
"What?! Who the hells are you?? Why are you in my lab?!"
"Lab? This is a tavern, silly!" She was already writing in her book excitedly. "Although, I would like to know the brilliant thing you claim you did!"
He looks around "What the?!! How did I get here??? ANd the amazing thing is my bulbinator...."
"Bulbinator? Please, tell me about it!"
"Its a clockwork tiny person, with a bulb head. It has many functions"
She writes some stuff down. "What is your name? Can I see this Bulbinator in person? What is your blood type? How well is your personal hygiene?"
"Geinzenshmirtz. I only have a prototype. O-. Not very good"
"I'm Dr. Morto Vivo! Wonderful to meet you!" After finishing up some writing she put her book in her coat and walked over.
"How did either of us get here? What are you a doctor in?"
"I walked here. I am a doctor in Thanatology!"
"You study... Death? What led you down that path?"
"I have always been interested in death! Since I was a little girl! Even my name, Morto, means death!" She smiled and offered her hand in a handshake. "What do you study? You seem like a scientist or doctor!"
"I dont have a degree, but I have extensive studies in the field of evil and mad science"
"Wonderful!" She smiled and continued to hold her hand out.
He seems to only now comprehend what the hand is for, and shakes it "So, what backstory led you to your career?"
Her hand felt... metallic under the glove. "Nothing spectacular, like watching my parents die. Just for as long as I can remember, I was always fascinated by death and the different variables leading to it, as well as after it!"
"... I see... So the drive is simply fascination? Also, can I study how your mechanical hand works?"
"Of course!" She pulls off her glove, revealing the robotic hand. "And, yes, I know my reason for it is simple, but that doesn't make it any less true!"
He begins carefully studying the mechanisms of the hand, and how it links up
It is connected at the elbow. It seems to be made up of a combination of titanium and carbon, with wires in it to act as nerves, connecting to her real nerves to let her control it easily. "Do you like it? A colleague of mine made it for me after I sawed my arm off!"
"... You experiment on yourself?"
She laughs. "Do I...?" She laughs some more. "I just wanted to know what the feeling was like!"
"I see.... I usually test my things on the town Im in, or a teal platypus"
"Oh, I don't make things! I sawed my arm off with a normal saw! Then I observed my arm in it's death throes, which was actually very boring."
"Alright... How long ago was this?"
"Just about 5 years ago. Give me one second." She pulled out her book and started flipping through it. After a minute, she stops on a page. "Here we go, 4 years and 8 months ago! Would you like to look at it?"
He shrugs, and reads
Paperclipped to the page is a picture of her severed arm next to a bone saw. Written on the black page in white ink is a very detailed explanation of how it felt during, before, and after sawing her arm off, as well as details of how the arm was afterwards.
"I see..... Whats been your most interesting study?"
"hmmm..." She takes her book back and starts flipping through it again, after another minute. "Here, I once got an oppurtunity to study a dead, adult red dragon!" She hands the book back, and written on the page is a description of the anatomy of the dragon, as well as the details of the condition of the body over a few months as it rotted.
"Ah, I see!"
She smiled. "What has been your most interesting experiment or study?" She puts her glove back on her robotic hand.
"Oh, itd have to be my pool-inator!! It starts with 7, large DEADLY LASERS!!"
She seems to get excited and listens intently, taking her book back and flipping to an empty page, preparing to write.
"Then I take the large, DEADLY LASERS!! And attach them to 1 switch, aiming to the same point, I then point it into someones backyard..."
She is writing very fast as he talks, not missing a word.
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An white aarakocra wearing a lab coat, a small bowler hat, a bowtie and glasses bursts in "Everyone shut up! I just did something brilliant!"
Morto looks excitedly at him, already pulling out her book to write in it. "REALLY?!"
"What?! Who the hells are you?? Why are you in my lab?!"
"Lab? This is a tavern, silly!" She was already writing in her book excitedly. "Although, I would like to know the brilliant thing you claim you did!"
He looks around "What the?!! How did I get here??? ANd the amazing thing is my bulbinator...."
"Bulbinator? Please, tell me about it!"
"Its a clockwork tiny person, with a bulb head. It has many functions"
She writes some stuff down. "What is your name? Can I see this Bulbinator in person? What is your blood type? How well is your personal hygiene?"
"Geinzenshmirtz. I only have a prototype. O-. Not very good"
"I'm Dr. Morto Vivo! Wonderful to meet you!" After finishing up some writing she put her book in her coat and walked over.
"How did either of us get here? What are you a doctor in?"
"I walked here. I am a doctor in Thanatology!"
"You study... Death? What led you down that path?"
"I have always been interested in death! Since I was a little girl! Even my name, Morto, means death!" She smiled and offered her hand in a handshake. "What do you study? You seem like a scientist or doctor!"
"I dont have a degree, but I have extensive studies in the field of evil and mad science"
"Wonderful!" She smiled and continued to hold her hand out.
He seems to only now comprehend what the hand is for, and shakes it "So, what backstory led you to your career?"
Her hand felt... metallic under the glove. "Nothing spectacular, like watching my parents die. Just for as long as I can remember, I was always fascinated by death and the different variables leading to it, as well as after it!"
"... I see... So the drive is simply fascination? Also, can I study how your mechanical hand works?"
"Of course!" She pulls off her glove, revealing the robotic hand. "And, yes, I know my reason for it is simple, but that doesn't make it any less true!"
He begins carefully studying the mechanisms of the hand, and how it links up
It is connected at the elbow. It seems to be made up of a combination of titanium and carbon, with wires in it to act as nerves, connecting to her real nerves to let her control it easily. "Do you like it? A colleague of mine made it for me after I sawed my arm off!"
"... You experiment on yourself?"
She laughs. "Do I...?" She laughs some more. "I just wanted to know what the feeling was like!"
"I see.... I usually test my things on the town Im in, or a teal platypus"
"Oh, I don't make things! I sawed my arm off with a normal saw! Then I observed my arm in it's death throes, which was actually very boring."
"Alright... How long ago was this?"
"Just about 5 years ago. Give me one second." She pulled out her book and started flipping through it. After a minute, she stops on a page. "Here we go, 4 years and 8 months ago! Would you like to look at it?"
He shrugs, and reads
Paperclipped to the page is a picture of her severed arm next to a bone saw. Written on the black page in white ink is a very detailed explanation of how it felt during, before, and after sawing her arm off, as well as details of how the arm was afterwards.
"I see..... Whats been your most interesting study?"
"hmmm..." She takes her book back and starts flipping through it again, after another minute. "Here, I once got an oppurtunity to study a dead, adult red dragon!" She hands the book back, and written on the page is a description of the anatomy of the dragon, as well as the details of the condition of the body over a few months as it rotted.
"Ah, I see!"
She smiled. "What has been your most interesting experiment or study?" She puts her glove back on her robotic hand.
"Oh, itd have to be my pool-inator!! It starts with 7, large DEADLY LASERS!!"
She seems to get excited and listens intently, taking her book back and flipping to an empty page, preparing to write.
"Then I take the large, DEADLY LASERS!! And attach them to 1 switch, aiming to the same point, I then point it into someones backyard..."
She is writing very fast as he talks, not missing a word.
"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
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"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
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"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
She writes some stuff down and waits for more.
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"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
She writes some stuff down and waits for more.
"Then, I use the money to run my mayoral campaign, beating out my brother, and ruling the entire TRI-STATE AREA!!!!" He does a long insane laugh
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
She writes some stuff down and waits for more.
"Then, I use the money to run my mayoral campaign, beating out my brother, and ruling the entire TRI-STATE AREA!!!!" He does a long insane laugh
She finishes writing. "Is that all?"
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"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
She writes some stuff down and waits for more.
"Then, I use the money to run my mayoral campaign, beating out my brother, and ruling the entire TRI-STATE AREA!!!!" He does a long insane laugh
She finishes writing. "Is that all?"
He calms down a bit "Yep!"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
She writes some stuff down and waits for more.
"Then, I use the money to run my mayoral campaign, beating out my brother, and ruling the entire TRI-STATE AREA!!!!" He does a long insane laugh
She finishes writing. "Is that all?"
He calms down a bit "Yep!"
"That didn't really sound like an experiment or study. It kind of sounded like you just wanted to become mayor, so you made a plan to do so." She sounded lightly disappointed.
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"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
She writes some stuff down and waits for more.
"Then, I use the money to run my mayoral campaign, beating out my brother, and ruling the entire TRI-STATE AREA!!!!" He does a long insane laugh
She finishes writing. "Is that all?"
He calms down a bit "Yep!"
"That didn't really sound like an experiment or study. It kind of sounded like you just wanted to become mayor, so you made a plan to do so." She sounded lightly disappointed.
"Eh, that as the plan. But, the experiments were the large DEADLY LASER!! tests. They, as usual, got platypus-ed"
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
She writes some stuff down and waits for more.
"Then, I use the money to run my mayoral campaign, beating out my brother, and ruling the entire TRI-STATE AREA!!!!" He does a long insane laugh
She finishes writing. "Is that all?"
He calms down a bit "Yep!"
"That didn't really sound like an experiment or study. It kind of sounded like you just wanted to become mayor, so you made a plan to do so." She sounded lightly disappointed.
"Eh, that as the plan. But, the experiments were the large DEADLY LASER!! tests. They, as usual, got platypus-ed"
"Platypus-ed?"
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
She waits.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
She writes some stuff down and waits for more.
"Then, I use the money to run my mayoral campaign, beating out my brother, and ruling the entire TRI-STATE AREA!!!!" He does a long insane laugh
She finishes writing. "Is that all?"
He calms down a bit "Yep!"
"That didn't really sound like an experiment or study. It kind of sounded like you just wanted to become mayor, so you made a plan to do so." She sounded lightly disappointed.
"Eh, that as the plan. But, the experiments were the large DEADLY LASER!! tests. They, as usual, got platypus-ed"
"Platypus-ed?"
"Yrrep the Platypus destroyed my big lasers..."
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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science] Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews! Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya! Characters (Outdated)
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"I... have my reasons. I'm Teruo Takehiko."
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I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
“…I get it. Many steange people in this tavern. I’m Alia. Nice to meet you.”
She smiled. "What has been your most interesting experiment or study?" She puts her glove back on her robotic hand.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Your tea seems to have gotten cold, want me to warm it up for you?"
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Oh, itd have to be my pool-inator!! It starts with 7, large DEADLY LASERS!!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
She seems to get excited and listens intently, taking her book back and flipping to an empty page, preparing to write.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Then I take the large, DEADLY LASERS!! And attach them to 1 switch, aiming to the same point, I then point it into someones backyard..."
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
She is writing very fast as he talks, not missing a word.
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Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
Yuri is over with Teruo, flustering him by complimenting him,
Kelipso went back upstairs for a nap, he was feeling sick.
Yule was vibin
"I am the white deer, I am the flowers blooming in the moonlight, I am the blue moon, I am the Feywild."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
"I fire the large, DEADLY LASERS!! into someones backyard, creating a large pit! They then decide to put a pool there, because what else do you do with a pit in your backyard? Heres where the TRUELY EVIL part comes in"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
She waits.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Before I did this I bought ALL THE CHLORINE IN THE CITY!! If they want to swim safely, they had to pay me at MONOPOLY PRICES!!!!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
She writes some stuff down and waits for more.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Then, I use the money to run my mayoral campaign, beating out my brother, and ruling the entire TRI-STATE AREA!!!!" He does a long insane laugh
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
She finishes writing. "Is that all?"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
He calms down a bit "Yep!"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"That didn't really sound like an experiment or study. It kind of sounded like you just wanted to become mayor, so you made a plan to do so." She sounded lightly disappointed.
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Eh, that as the plan. But, the experiments were the large DEADLY LASER!! tests. They, as usual, got platypus-ed"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"Platypus-ed?"
Want a place to roleplay in your spare time? Here: Lord's Rest Inn
Please don't hide your imperfections, if one part is beautiful, it all is.
I don't like rp-heavy games, I LOVE them.
"Yrrep the Platypus destroyed my big lasers..."
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)