a demon ferret walks into the tavern. than another. and another. 2 minutes later, a total of 10 demon ferrets in studded leather are in the tavern.they look around, and one of them sticks with lulu. the rest troop into her room, and close the door
a demon ferret walks into the tavern. than another. and another. 2 minutes later, a total of 10 demon ferrets in studded leather are in the tavern.they look around, and one of them sticks with lulu. the rest troop into her room, and close the door
Q'ilbrith: "Okay....." he flop/scoots his way over to lulu. "What's with the demon-ferrets question?"
*Description?*
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
a demon ferret walks into the tavern. than another. and another. 2 minutes later, a total of 10 demon ferrets in studded leather are in the tavern.they look around, and one of them sticks with lulu. the rest troop into her room, and close the door
Q'ilbrith: "Okay....." he flop/scoots his way over to lulu. "What's with the demon-ferrets question?"
a demon ferret walks into the tavern. than another. and another. 2 minutes later, a total of 10 demon ferrets in studded leather are in the tavern.they look around, and one of them sticks with lulu. the rest troop into her room, and close the door
Q'ilbrith: "Okay....." he flop/scoots his way over to lulu. "What's with the demon-ferrets question?"
*Description?*
*of who?*
*lulu*
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
a demon ferret walks into the tavern. than another. and another. 2 minutes later, a total of 10 demon ferrets in studded leather are in the tavern.they look around, and one of them sticks with lulu. the rest troop into her room, and close the door
Q'ilbrith: "Okay....." he flop/scoots his way over to lulu. "What's with the demon-ferrets question?"
a demon ferret walks into the tavern. than another. and another. 2 minutes later, a total of 10 demon ferrets in studded leather are in the tavern.they look around, and one of them sticks with lulu. the rest troop into her room, and close the door
Q'ilbrith: "Okay....." he flop/scoots his way over to lulu. "What's with the demon-ferrets question?"
*Description?*
*of who?*
*lulu*
*she is a ferret with blond hair*
*...ok then*
"What's with the demon ferrets, question?"
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
a demon ferret walks into the tavern. than another. and another. 2 minutes later, a total of 10 demon ferrets in studded leather are in the tavern.they look around, and one of them sticks with lulu. the rest troop into her room, and close the door
Q'ilbrith: "Okay....." he flop/scoots his way over to lulu. "What's with the demon-ferrets question?"
a demon ferret walks into the tavern. than another. and another. 2 minutes later, a total of 10 demon ferrets in studded leather are in the tavern.they look around, and one of them sticks with lulu. the rest troop into her room, and close the door
Q'ilbrith: "Okay....." he flop/scoots his way over to lulu. "What's with the demon-ferrets question?"
*Description?*
*of who?*
*lulu*
*she is a ferret with blond hair*
*...ok then*
"What's with the demon ferrets, question?"
"who are you?"
"I am Q'ilbrith, psionic savant, Servant of Orvar, Scourge of the White Woods, scotch-connoisseur, and companion to the ever-blundering Krathian Hedara." Lulu gets the image of a formless humanoid sweeping the floor with its hat.
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
a demon ferret walks into the tavern. than another. and another. 2 minutes later, a total of 10 demon ferrets in studded leather are in the tavern.they look around, and one of them sticks with lulu. the rest troop into her room, and close the door
Q'ilbrith: "Okay....." he flop/scoots his way over to lulu. "What's with the demon-ferrets question?"
*Description?*
*of who?*
*lulu*
*she is a ferret with blond hair*
*...ok then*
"What's with the demon ferrets, question?"
"who are you?"
"I am Q'ilbrith, psionic savant, Servant of Orvar, Scourge of the White Woods, scotch-connoisseur, and companion to the ever-blundering Krathian Hedara." Lulu gets the image of a formless humanoid sweeping the floor with its hat.
"cool. do you like stealing things, or laws more? and.. I love meeting new people, maybe we can strike up a friendship?"
Jim mutters to himself unsettled, and walks out of the tavern into town.
As he passes the graveyard, he sees multiple police officers looking over dug up graves
He pulls his hat low over his eyes and his coat closer around him *Hey, he has astynomiaphobia*
*Fear of police, huh?*
The graves seem randomly dug up, women, men, children, old people, no pattern to it
*Yep, he's also afraid of some cheese*
Jim mutters to himself, having flashbacks of a raid made by the Xanathar guild for a hidden dungeon entrance, they never found the dungeon, and the bodies were piled fifteen feet high. Xanathar had let him take the fall for that one. A month later, a necromancer animated the corpses, he remembered. He still had nightmares about it.
*Is he also afraid of peanut butter being stuck to the roof of his mouth?*
The police don't notice him, more focused on the missing bodies.
He recalls that damien had a shovel on him when he entered the tavern, along with what seems to be a bag of holding
He curses under his breath and walks into town to buy a weapon.
He walks back in later with a blunderbuss hanging from one hip and a satchel from the other. He seems visibly calmer, but keeps an eye on Damien
*No he does not, he's never tasted peanut butter, but I'm sure if he did, he would. He does have necrophobia and hemophobia. (Do not look up hemophobia, there are some disturbing images...)*
Damien is cleaning the shovel when they enter
Jim takes a deep breath as if steeling himself, and asks, "What's with the shovel, mate."
"What do you mean? Its a shovel."
"There are more'n twenty freshly dug up graves in th' local cemetery. Ye're shovel is freshly dirty, an' ye seem ta have a bag o' holdin' on ye, so I really hope that ye ain't the grave robber they're lookin' for."
Jim mutters to himself unsettled, and walks out of the tavern into town.
As he passes the graveyard, he sees multiple police officers looking over dug up graves
He pulls his hat low over his eyes and his coat closer around him *Hey, he has astynomiaphobia*
*Fear of police, huh?*
The graves seem randomly dug up, women, men, children, old people, no pattern to it
*Yep, he's also afraid of some cheese*
Jim mutters to himself, having flashbacks of a raid made by the Xanathar guild for a hidden dungeon entrance, they never found the dungeon, and the bodies were piled fifteen feet high. Xanathar had let him take the fall for that one. A month later, a necromancer animated the corpses, he remembered. He still had nightmares about it.
*Is he also afraid of peanut butter being stuck to the roof of his mouth?*
The police don't notice him, more focused on the missing bodies.
He recalls that damien had a shovel on him when he entered the tavern, along with what seems to be a bag of holding
He curses under his breath and walks into town to buy a weapon.
He walks back in later with a blunderbuss hanging from one hip and a satchel from the other. He seems visibly calmer, but keeps an eye on Damien
*No he does not, he's never tasted peanut butter, but I'm sure if he did, he would. He does have necrophobia and hemophobia. (Do not look up hemophobia, there are some disturbing images...)*
Damien is cleaning the shovel when they enter
Jim takes a deep breath as if steeling himself, and asks, "What's with the shovel, mate."
"What do you mean? Its a shovel."
"There are more'n twenty freshly dug up graves in th' local cemetery. Ye're shovel is freshly dirty, an' ye seem ta have a bag o' holdin' on ye, so I really hope that ye ain't the grave robber they're lookin' for."
Damien shrugs, "Perhaps, perhaps"
Jim seems unsure what to do at this point. "w well... what d'ye plan on doin' with th' corpses," he says, shaken
"You know the food bank that needs more meat?"
"Eh, experiments probably"
*I DIED WHEN I SAW THAT XD*
Jim breathes shudderingly and backs away into his corner booth, and lights up an extra-large cigar, head in hands and jumping at the slightest noise
"You alright dude?" Damien asks
He jumps what looks like a foot and backs into his booth, "S-s-stay back Mr. Damien, d-don't try anything funny now..." He's shaking and sweat is pouring down his face
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*I am*
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
*alright*
a demon ferret walks into the tavern. than another. and another. 2 minutes later, a total of 10 demon ferrets in studded leather are in the tavern.they look around, and one of them sticks with lulu. the rest troop into her room, and close the door
N/A
Q'ilbrith: "Okay....." he flop/scoots his way over to lulu. "What's with the demon-ferrets question?"
*Description?*
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
*of who?*
N/A
*lulu*
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
*she is a ferret with blond hair*
N/A
*...ok then*
"What's with the demon ferrets, question?"
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
"who are you?"
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Elise walks into the tavern "hey guys"
"I am Q'ilbrith, psionic savant, Servant of Orvar, Scourge of the White Woods, scotch-connoisseur, and companion to the ever-blundering Krathian Hedara." Lulu gets the image of a formless humanoid sweeping the floor with its hat.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
"cool. do you like stealing things, or laws more? and.. I love meeting new people, maybe we can strike up a friendship?"
N/A
Elise clears her throat
".....I'm not a clown, i'm a scientist."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Damian looks over, "Hello."
Caleb waves from the rafters
Sik looks if they have anything valuable
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Elise waves to Caleb "What are you doing"
"I'm sitting in the rafters. There are birds up here too"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Ok can I join you"
"If you can get up here sure" (the rafters are about 10ft off the ground)
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
Tries to climb to the rafters, slips, and falls "Ahhhh"