Elayne looks at her. Her reaction is a lot less cool than the last time, almost friendly.
"What? Not going to glare at me this time?"
“No,” Elayne says simply. “Being slutty’s not a crime.”
"You're right, it isn't." Sarana smiles. "So why are you acting like it is?"
“Because I don’t like it.”
"Well that's perfect. Because I don't like you, either. You paladins are all the same."
“I disagree.”
"Of course you do, staring at me like you were."
“I haven’t seen a succubus except in old books. You are all dead where I come from.” He sounds like he thinks this should be obvious.
"Well, this isn't where you came from."
*Roll Insight.*
“I know that. Fairly obvious. This is an immoral den of licentiousness, filled with drunks and no-hopers who need the salvation of true courage..” His voice drips sarcasm.
"You keep believing that, good saint." Sarana's reply is equally sarcastic.
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Kinsley, "Yo, Atemos, you wanna use the card soon or something, because it's not that I'm impatient but I'm not patient."
“Wait it has a time limit?! I need more time to browse!”
"Yes, the limit is how long I can stay still and not brag about my hoard."
“Is there a catalog? What if I pick something and regret it? What if there’s too many cool items?!”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Elayne smiles again, confident she’s winning. “The gods of light and beauty define what is appropriate. This is why you’re not very popular and why you’re not winning this argument. You just don’t get it.” Elayne leans back, relaxed now, and looks around at her audience. She’s not super smart, INT 10, but she’s very charismatic, CHA 19.
Elayne smiles again, confident she’s winning. “The gods of light and beauty define what is appropriate. This is why you’re not very popular and why you’re not winning this argument. You just don’t get it.” Elayne leans back, relaxed now, and looks around at her audience. She’s not super smart, INT 10, but she’s very charismatic, CHA 19.
Atemos is a part of the audience and starts clapping. “Solanar’s daughter versus Sarana… this is a verbal battle of the century.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Elayne smiles again, confident she’s winning. “The gods of light and beauty define what is appropriate. This is why you’re not very popular and why you’re not winning this argument. You just don’t get it.” Elayne leans back, relaxed now, and looks around at her audience. She’s not super smart, INT 10, but she’s very charismatic, CHA 19.
Elayne looks at her. Her reaction is a lot less cool than the last time, almost friendly.
"What? Not going to glare at me this time?"
“No,” Elayne says simply. “Being slutty’s not a crime.”
"You're right, it isn't." Sarana smiles. "So why are you acting like it is?"
“Because I don’t like it.”
"Well that's perfect. Because I don't like you, either. You paladins are all the same."
“I disagree.”
"Of course you do, staring at me like you were."
“I haven’t seen a succubus except in old books. You are all dead where I come from.” He sounds like he thinks this should be obvious.
"Well, this isn't where you came from."
*Roll Insight.*
“I know that. Fairly obvious. This is an immoral den of licentiousness, filled with drunks and no-hopers who need the salvation of true courage..” His voice drips sarcasm.
"You keep believing that, good saint." Sarana's reply is equally sarcastic.
“If I believed that, would I be here?” He pauses. “I enjoy a good time as much as the next man.. often more than the next man.”
Elayne smiles again, confident she’s winning. “The gods of light and beauty define what is appropriate. This is why you’re not very popular and why you’re not winning this argument. You just don’t get it.” Elayne leans back, relaxed now, and looks around at her audience. She’s not super smart, INT 10, but she’s very charismatic, CHA 19.
“I know that. Fairly obvious. This is an immoral den of licentiousness, filled with drunks and no-hopers who need the salvation of true courage..” His voice drips sarcasm.
“Yep! That’s us!” Atemos finger guns. “You should show them some cool lightning tricks. I think you were the lightning guy, right?”
Elayne smiles again, confident she’s winning. “The gods of light and beauty define what is appropriate. This is why you’re not very popular and why you’re not winning this argument. You just don’t get it.” Elayne leans back, relaxed now, and looks around at her audience. She’s not super smart, INT 10, but she’s very charismatic, CHA 19.
Kinsley, "Yo, Atemos, you wanna use the card soon or something, because it's not that I'm impatient but I'm not patient."
“Wait it has a time limit?! I need more time to browse!”
"Yes, the limit is how long I can stay still and not brag about my hoard."
“Is there a catalog? What if I pick something and regret it? What if there’s too many cool items?!”
"Easy, you tell me what you really want I'll tell you if I have it."
“Magic sword that kills someone in one hit?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Elayne looks at her. Her reaction is a lot less cool than the last time, almost friendly.
"What? Not going to glare at me this time?"
“No,” Elayne says simply. “Being slutty’s not a crime.”
"You're right, it isn't." Sarana smiles. "So why are you acting like it is?"
“Because I don’t like it.”
"Well that's perfect. Because I don't like you, either. You paladins are all the same."
Elayne smiles briefly at the masked figure, then shakes her head. “We are not all the same. But we do all have morals. We don’t revel in our desires the way a succubus does.”
Sarana smirks. "You don't have any room to enjoy yourself? Well, that's just sad. Maybe it's why so many of you die, in the end. The Nine Hells has more cohesion and purpose then a gnat like you ever could."
“I enjoy myself,” Elayne says with a smile. “I just do it in a just and moral way, without inappropriate behavior or manipulation.”
"Inappropriate? Who defines what's "appropriate," anyway? A do-gooder paladin like you?"
Elayne smiles again, confident she’s winning. “The gods of light and beauty define what is appropriate. This is why you’re not very popular and why you’re not winning this argument. You just don’t get it.” Elayne leans back, relaxed now, and looks around at her audience. She’s not super smart, INT 10, but she’s very charismatic, CHA 19.
"Oooh, I'm not popular! Teacher, teacher, she hurt my feelings!" Sarana grins. "You have no clue, do you? The gods of light and beauty? Light isn't all perfect. Have you ever wondered why you shouldn't stare at the sun? Because you'll go blind. Your stupid ideas of right and wrong are childish. The universe isn't black and white. And even if it was, what makes you so certain that you aren't blind to which color is which? Your arrogance disgusts me."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Elayne smiles again, confident she’s winning. “The gods of light and beauty define what is appropriate. This is why you’re not very popular and why you’re not winning this argument. You just don’t get it.” Elayne leans back, relaxed now, and looks around at her audience. She’s not super smart, INT 10, but she’s very charismatic, CHA 19.
Damien gives a small thumbs up
Kinsley looks confused.
Elayne grins at Kinsley.
"I don't understand, shouldn't what is defined as appropriate differ from person to person, place to place based on cultural norms and how a person was raised?"
Elayne looks at her. Her reaction is a lot less cool than the last time, almost friendly.
"What? Not going to glare at me this time?"
“No,” Elayne says simply. “Being slutty’s not a crime.”
"You're right, it isn't." Sarana smiles. "So why are you acting like it is?"
“Because I don’t like it.”
"Well that's perfect. Because I don't like you, either. You paladins are all the same."
Elayne smiles briefly at the masked figure, then shakes her head. “We are not all the same. But we do all have morals. We don’t revel in our desires the way a succubus does.”
Sarana smirks. "You don't have any room to enjoy yourself? Well, that's just sad. Maybe it's why so many of you die, in the end. The Nine Hells has more cohesion and purpose then a gnat like you ever could."
“I enjoy myself,” Elayne says with a smile. “I just do it in a just and moral way, without inappropriate behavior or manipulation.”
"Inappropriate? Who defines what's "appropriate," anyway? A do-gooder paladin like you?"
Elayne smiles again, confident she’s winning. “The gods of light and beauty define what is appropriate. This is why you’re not very popular and why you’re not winning this argument. You just don’t get it.” Elayne leans back, relaxed now, and looks around at her audience. She’s not super smart, INT 10, but she’s very charismatic, CHA 19.
"Oooh, I'm not popular! Teacher, teacher, she hurt my feelings!" Sarana grins. "You have no clue, do you? The gods of light and beauty? Light isn't all perfect. Have you ever wondered why you shouldn't stare at the sun? Because you'll go blind. Your stupid ideas of right and wrong are childish. The universe isn't black and white. And even if it was, what makes you so certain that you aren't blind to which color is which? Your arrogance disgusts me."
“Oooooohhh a good comeback…”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Elayne looks at her. Her reaction is a lot less cool than the last time, almost friendly.
"What? Not going to glare at me this time?"
“No,” Elayne says simply. “Being slutty’s not a crime.”
"You're right, it isn't." Sarana smiles. "So why are you acting like it is?"
“Because I don’t like it.”
"Well that's perfect. Because I don't like you, either. You paladins are all the same."
“I disagree.”
"Of course you do, staring at me like you were."
“I haven’t seen a succubus except in old books. You are all dead where I come from.” He sounds like he thinks this should be obvious.
"Well, this isn't where you came from."
*Roll Insight.*
“I know that. Fairly obvious. This is an immoral den of licentiousness, filled with drunks and no-hopers who need the salvation of true courage..” His voice drips sarcasm.
"You keep believing that, good saint." Sarana's reply is equally sarcastic.
“If I believed that, would I be here?” He pauses. “I enjoy a good time as much as the next man.. often more than the next man.”
"Then there might be hope for you yet."
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All stars fade. Some stars forever fall. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Homebrew (Mostly Outdated):Magic Items,Monsters,Spells,Subclasses ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
Elayne smiles again, confident she’s winning. “The gods of light and beauty define what is appropriate. This is why you’re not very popular and why you’re not winning this argument. You just don’t get it.” Elayne leans back, relaxed now, and looks around at her audience. She’s not super smart, INT 10, but she’s very charismatic, CHA 19.
Damien gives a small thumbs up
Elayne gives him a small smile.
*Damien has 20 intelligence, but also 17 cha. So he knows she has no grasp on this, but also just refuses to comment on that*
Kinsley, "Yo, Atemos, you wanna use the card soon or something, because it's not that I'm impatient but I'm not patient."
“Wait it has a time limit?! I need more time to browse!”
"Yes, the limit is how long I can stay still and not brag about my hoard."
“Is there a catalog? What if I pick something and regret it? What if there’s too many cool items?!”
"Easy, you tell me what you really want I'll tell you if I have it."
“Magic sword that kills someone in one hit?”
"Done. I'll go get them." Kinsley disappears then comes back with some pitch black weapons
“You weren’t joking? Cool!” Atemos looks through them to find a longsword. “How do these work exactly?”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"You keep believing that, good saint." Sarana's reply is equally sarcastic.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
“Is there a catalog? What if I pick something and regret it? What if there’s too many cool items?!”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Damien gives a small thumbs up
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"Easy, you tell me what you really want I'll tell you if I have it."
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Atemos is a part of the audience and starts clapping. “Solanar’s daughter versus Sarana… this is a verbal battle of the century.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Kinsley looks confused.
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“If I believed that, would I be here?” He pauses. “I enjoy a good time as much as the next man.. often more than the next man.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Elayne gives him a small smile.
“That’s my boss.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Elayne grins at Kinsley.
“Magic sword that kills someone in one hit?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Oooh, I'm not popular! Teacher, teacher, she hurt my feelings!" Sarana grins. "You have no clue, do you? The gods of light and beauty? Light isn't all perfect. Have you ever wondered why you shouldn't stare at the sun? Because you'll go blind. Your stupid ideas of right and wrong are childish. The universe isn't black and white. And even if it was, what makes you so certain that you aren't blind to which color is which? Your arrogance disgusts me."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
"Done. I'll go get them." Kinsley disappears then comes back with some pitch black weapons
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
“Then what are you going here?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"I don't understand, shouldn't what is defined as appropriate differ from person to person, place to place based on cultural norms and how a person was raised?"
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
“Oooooohhh a good comeback…”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Then there might be hope for you yet."
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
*Damien has 20 intelligence, but also 17 cha. So he knows she has no grasp on this, but also just refuses to comment on that*
He returns the smile, sipping more cocoa
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
“You weren’t joking? Cool!” Atemos looks through them to find a longsword. “How do these work exactly?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“I’m on leave.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.