i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I, Minty, want to join. I don't just want to join. I want to promote a legacy of us, the arachnids! My best evil scheme? Ha. So many I can't remember. You want an evil scheme? Well, something funny to do is change the password to the Netflix subscription then log out on every device in the house. Let's say your brother goes and turns on the TV to watch some horrible old anime? "Hey, (insert your name), what's the Netflix password?" You call, "Youjustgotprankedbadanimefan." Now, ofc, that's stupid. Real evil plan? As a dnd DM, about two minutes in the game, throw a couple of vecnas in. Ha ha ha. All dead. Even stupider. The real one? Just keep on annoying you until you let me into the spider guild.
The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
I would also like to note that as soon as my rank is high enough, I will challenge the Spider Queen for the throne. Or right now. I don't care. I am a master of chaos. Anyhoo, that was my melodramatic entrance. Btw, has anybody else challenged Yvonne yet?
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
I would also like to note that as soon as my rank is high enough, I will challenge the Spider Queen for the throne. Or right now. I don't care. I am a master of chaos. Anyhoo, that was my melodramatic entrance. Btw, has anybody else challenged Yvonne yet?
No. No one has challenged me before, and no one has challenged me yet. I do not think of your frivolous attempts at overthrowing me a challenge, or even a threat.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Cool your jets. Minty and I have agreed that our groups are in a neutral state, and I don't intend on fighting with anyone. No need to declare war on everyone, Dndlover_2.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Plot: The ending of a planned campaign involves the players travelling through their characters most terrible memories, getting through means being able to fight the BBEG, failure means the BBEG gets stronger with each soul trapped. Soul trapping being equivalent to a spectre of the trapped PC to fight against the party, freeing the actual PC from the mindscape on defeat of the spectre.
Plot: The ending of a planned campaign involves the players travelling through their characters most terrible memories, getting through means being able to fight the BBEG, failure means the BBEG gets stronger with each soul trapped. Soul trapping being equivalent to a spectre of the trapped PC to fight against the party, freeing the actual PC from the mindscape on defeat of the spectre.
I like this. Evil, with the chance for glorious redemption.
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Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin'sFrom Dusk to Dawn Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
Plot: The ending of a planned campaign involves the players travelling through their characters most terrible memories, getting through means being able to fight the BBEG, failure means the BBEG gets stronger with each soul trapped. Soul trapping being equivalent to a spectre of the trapped PC to fight against the party, freeing the actual PC from the mindscape on defeat of the spectre.
I like this. Evil, with the chance for glorious redemption.
Cool your jets. Minty and I have agreed that our groups are in a neutral state, and I don't intend on fighting with anyone. No need to declare war on everyone, Dndlover_2.
*gasp* How dare you. When did I agree to such a thing? You liar. I never said we were neutral. We are very well enemies, Queen Yvonne.
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
*gasp* Wait a moment! CORRIN! Aren't you a member of the Cult? YOU WERE A SPY!
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Spider Queen Yvonne, I have had troubles with the nerds and dorks, and can not see why they want so badly to fight you. I suspect It is just Minty being power hungry though. *extends his arm for a hand shake* I offer an alliance, so that the Nerds and Dorks might see are way and stop the brewing war.
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Spider Queen Yvonne, I have had troubles with the nerds and dorks, and can not see why they want so badly to fight you. I suspect It is just Minty being power hungry though. *extends his arm for a hand shake* I offer an alliance, so that the Nerds and Dorks might see are way and stop the brewing war.
I accept this alliance: Any help in preventing this war is greatly appreciated. Welcome to the team, friend.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Spider Queen Yvonne, I have had troubles with the nerds and dorks, and can not see why they want so badly to fight you. I suspect It is just Minty being power hungry though. *extends his arm for a hand shake* I offer an alliance, so that the Nerds and Dorks might see are way and stop the brewing war.
I accept this alliance: Any help in preventing this war is greatly appreciated. Welcome to the team, friend.
It is good to finally be here, Queen Yvonne. May are alliance always stay strong, my friend. call upon me whenever you need help, and come worship Jhon the tabaxi in my thread when ever you wish. all your subjects may do so too.
First of all, you said "May are alliance always stay strong my friend." It should have been "May our alliance always stay strong, my friend." And secondly, what "troubles" have you had with the nerds and dorks to cause you to ally yourself with this unsavory guild?
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*GASP* A NEWCOMER
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
I, Minty, want to join.
I don't just want to join.
I want to promote a legacy of us, the arachnids!
My best evil scheme?
Ha.
So many I can't remember.
You want an evil scheme?
Well, something funny to do is change the password to the Netflix subscription then log out on every device in the house. Let's say your brother goes and turns on the TV to watch some horrible old anime? "Hey, (insert your name), what's the Netflix password?" You call, "Youjustgotprankedbadanimefan." Now, ofc, that's stupid.
Real evil plan?
As a dnd DM, about two minutes in the game, throw a couple of vecnas in. Ha ha ha. All dead.
Even stupider.
The real one?
Just keep on annoying you until you let me into the spider guild.
Edit: oh crud I interrupted a Turning
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
I would also like to note that as soon as my rank is high enough, I will challenge the Spider Queen for the throne. Or right now. I don't care. I am a master of chaos. Anyhoo, that was my melodramatic entrance. Btw, has anybody else challenged Yvonne yet?
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Check out this thread on why I should be the new spider queen where you can question me and chat with me. https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/147363-yes-i-do-indeed-want-to-become-the-spider-queen
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
No. No one has challenged me before, and no one has challenged me yet. I do not think of your frivolous attempts at overthrowing me a challenge, or even a threat.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I will vote against minty, queen Yvonne.
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
*gasp*
i am a human being.
"Try it, I dare you." -supreme nerd Dndlover_2
Cool your jets. Minty and I have agreed that our groups are in a neutral state, and I don't intend on fighting with anyone. No need to declare war on everyone, Dndlover_2.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
I can tell you're compensating 💀🥶
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Thought I'd hop on and claim a membership
Plot: The ending of a planned campaign involves the players travelling through their characters most terrible memories, getting through means being able to fight the BBEG, failure means the BBEG gets stronger with each soul trapped. Soul trapping being equivalent to a spectre of the trapped PC to fight against the party, freeing the actual PC from the mindscape on defeat of the spectre.
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
I like this. Evil, with the chance for glorious redemption.
Jack, a Changeling Artificer/Bard/Cleric/Fighter/Rogue---RynnElocin's From Dusk to Dawn
Amon, a Fairy Arcane Trickster---ShieldHero_'s Fractum
I'M BACK
PFP credit goes to Mo Willems
Thanks, took me a while to think it up.
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
*gasp* How dare you. When did I agree to such a thing? You liar. I never said we were neutral. We are very well enemies, Queen Yvonne.
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
*gasp* Wait a moment! CORRIN! Aren't you a member of the Cult? YOU WERE A SPY!
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
Spider Queen Yvonne, I have had troubles with the nerds and dorks, and can not see why they want so badly to fight you. I suspect It is just Minty being power hungry though. *extends his arm for a hand shake* I offer an alliance, so that the Nerds and Dorks might see are way and stop the brewing war.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I accept this alliance: Any help in preventing this war is greatly appreciated. Welcome to the team, friend.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
It is good to finally be here, Queen Yvonne. May are alliance always stay strong, my friend. call upon me whenever you need help, and come worship Jhon the tabaxi in my thread when ever you wish. all your subjects may do so too.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
First of all, you said "May are alliance always stay strong my friend." It should have been "May our alliance always stay strong, my friend." And secondly, what "troubles" have you had with the nerds and dorks to cause you to ally yourself with this unsavory guild?