*picks up Mr stealy and goes over to a keg of powder*
Don't blow that up.
But *makes a pleading face*
No
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
*teleports directly behind corrin in a burst of mist*
Alright so — stop screaming, it’s just me — alright, so if any of you want to gain a level in Archfey Warlock, now is the time.
*No need to refer to me as corrin, you can also call me the kingpin*
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Boss, I have a few options on who we’re selling to.
I know a few street gangs, they’ll pay top dollar and will owe us some favors, but people might catch wind of our operations. There’s a few bandits I know, It’ll take some time for the sale to be hashed out but they have a good amount to spend and a thirst for powder and ammo like you wouldn’t believe. I don’t think we have enough for any pirates to be interested but I could check my contracts. Other then those I could have have them in my shop and they’ll get sold, maybe not at top price through
Boss, I have a few options on who we’re selling to.
I know a few street gangs, they’ll pay top dollar and will owe us some favors, but people might catch wind of our operations. There’s a few bandits I know, It’ll take some time for the sale to be hashed out but they have a good amount to spend and a thirst for powder and ammo like you wouldn’t believe. I don’t think we have enough for any pirates to be interested but I could check my contracts. Other then those I could have have them in my shop and they’ll get sold, maybe not at top price through
Do you think you could find some more respectable byers? I don't want a reputation of selling to street thugs.
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Boss, I have a few options on who we’re selling to.
I know a few street gangs, they’ll pay top dollar and will owe us some favors, but people might catch wind of our operations. There’s a few bandits I know, It’ll take some time for the sale to be hashed out but they have a good amount to spend and a thirst for powder and ammo like you wouldn’t believe. I don’t think we have enough for any pirates to be interested but I could check my contracts. Other then those I could have have them in my shop and they’ll get sold, maybe not at top price through
Ah! *sticks hand in the air and gets up out of easy chair* I know some pirates we could sell to. They're technically privateers (Employed by the government, yadda yadda yadda) but they're in no way inclined to report our activity.
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
Boss, I have a few options on who we’re selling to.
I know a few street gangs, they’ll pay top dollar and will owe us some favors, but people might catch wind of our operations. There’s a few bandits I know, It’ll take some time for the sale to be hashed out but they have a good amount to spend and a thirst for powder and ammo like you wouldn’t believe. I don’t think we have enough for any pirates to be interested but I could check my contracts. Other then those I could have have them in my shop and they’ll get sold, maybe not at top price through
Do you think you could find some more respectable byers? I don't want a reputation of selling to street thugs.
“Well we have to start somewhere, I know a few groups on the other side of the law, but all it takes is somebody looking to deeply and we may have some trouble. I’ll need to gain more contacts before I can sell to more official groups”
Boss, I have a few options on who we’re selling to.
I know a few street gangs, they’ll pay top dollar and will owe us some favors, but people might catch wind of our operations. There’s a few bandits I know, It’ll take some time for the sale to be hashed out but they have a good amount to spend and a thirst for powder and ammo like you wouldn’t believe. I don’t think we have enough for any pirates to be interested but I could check my contracts. Other then those I could have have them in my shop and they’ll get sold, maybe not at top price through
Ah! *sticks hand in the air and gets up out of easy chair* I know some pirates we could sell to. They're technically privateers (Employed by the government, yadda yadda yadda) but they're in no way inclined to report our activity.
Boss, I have a few options on who we’re selling to.
I know a few street gangs, they’ll pay top dollar and will owe us some favors, but people might catch wind of our operations. There’s a few bandits I know, It’ll take some time for the sale to be hashed out but they have a good amount to spend and a thirst for powder and ammo like you wouldn’t believe. I don’t think we have enough for any pirates to be interested but I could check my contracts. Other then those I could have have them in my shop and they’ll get sold, maybe not at top price through
Ah! *sticks hand in the air and gets up out of easy chair* I know some pirates we could sell to. They're technically privateers (Employed by the government, yadda yadda yadda) but they're in no way inclined to report our activity.
Boss, I have a few options on who we’re selling to.
I know a few street gangs, they’ll pay top dollar and will owe us some favors, but people might catch wind of our operations. There’s a few bandits I know, It’ll take some time for the sale to be hashed out but they have a good amount to spend and a thirst for powder and ammo like you wouldn’t believe. I don’t think we have enough for any pirates to be interested but I could check my contracts. Other then those I could have have them in my shop and they’ll get sold, maybe not at top price through
Ah! *sticks hand in the air and gets up out of easy chair* I know some pirates we could sell to. They're technically privateers (Employed by the government, yadda yadda yadda) but they're in no way inclined to report our activity.
“I’m interested, are they in port right now?”
No, but send out a hay ship and they'll be real easy to find
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
Boss, I have a few options on who we’re selling to.
I know a few street gangs, they’ll pay top dollar and will owe us some favors, but people might catch wind of our operations. There’s a few bandits I know, It’ll take some time for the sale to be hashed out but they have a good amount to spend and a thirst for powder and ammo like you wouldn’t believe. I don’t think we have enough for any pirates to be interested but I could check my contracts. Other then those I could have have them in my shop and they’ll get sold, maybe not at top price through
Ah! *sticks hand in the air and gets up out of easy chair* I know some pirates we could sell to. They're technically privateers (Employed by the government, yadda yadda yadda) but they're in no way inclined to report our activity.
“I’m interested, are they in port right now?”
No, but send out a hay ship and they'll be real easy to find
Boss, I have a few options on who we’re selling to.
I know a few street gangs, they’ll pay top dollar and will owe us some favors, but people might catch wind of our operations. There’s a few bandits I know, It’ll take some time for the sale to be hashed out but they have a good amount to spend and a thirst for powder and ammo like you wouldn’t believe. I don’t think we have enough for any pirates to be interested but I could check my contracts. Other then those I could have have them in my shop and they’ll get sold, maybe not at top price through
Ah! *sticks hand in the air and gets up out of easy chair* I know some pirates we could sell to. They're technically privateers (Employed by the government, yadda yadda yadda) but they're in no way inclined to report our activity.
“I’m interested, are they in port right now?”
No, but send out a hay ship and they'll be real easy to find
“Maybe not them then, ships are pricey”
He's right, they are
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“So boss what do you think about selling to militia”
Sure, we don't care about politics
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“So boss what do you think about selling to militia”
Sure, we don't care about politics
“They have a tendency to work with or become police”
As long as the don't impede our further operations, we should be fine
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Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Boss, I have a few options on who we’re selling to.
I know a few street gangs, they’ll pay top dollar and will owe us some favors, but people might catch wind of our operations. There’s a few bandits I know, It’ll take some time for the sale to be hashed out but they have a good amount to spend and a thirst for powder and ammo like you wouldn’t believe. I don’t think we have enough for any pirates to be interested but I could check my contracts. Other then those I could have have them in my shop and they’ll get sold, maybe not at top price through
Ah! *sticks hand in the air and gets up out of easy chair* I know some pirates we could sell to. They're technically privateers (Employed by the government, yadda yadda yadda) but they're in no way inclined to report our activity.
“I’m interested, are they in port right now?”
No, but send out a hay ship and they'll be real easy to find
“Maybe not them then, ships are pricey”
He's right, they are
They’ll leave us alone once they find out we’re selling them weapons - I can use my ship
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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
But *makes a pleading face*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
No
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
*teleports directly behind corrin in a burst of mist*
Alright so — stop screaming, it’s just me — alright, so if any of you want to gain a level in Archfey Warlock, now is the time.
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Definitely not
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
*No need to refer to me as corrin, you can also call me the kingpin*
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Boss, I have a few options on who we’re selling to.
I know a few street gangs, they’ll pay top dollar and will owe us some favors, but people might catch wind of our operations. There’s a few bandits I know, It’ll take some time for the sale to be hashed out but they have a good amount to spend and a thirst for powder and ammo like you wouldn’t believe. I don’t think we have enough for any pirates to be interested but I could check my contracts. Other then those I could have have them in my shop and they’ll get sold, maybe not at top price through
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
Do you think you could find some more respectable byers? I don't want a reputation of selling to street thugs.
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
Ah! *sticks hand in the air and gets up out of easy chair* I know some pirates we could sell to. They're technically privateers (Employed by the government, yadda yadda yadda) but they're in no way inclined to report our activity.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
“Well we have to start somewhere, I know a few groups on the other side of the law, but all it takes is somebody looking to deeply and we may have some trouble. I’ll need to gain more contacts before I can sell to more official groups”
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
“I’m interested, are they in port right now?”
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
No, but send out a hay ship and they'll be real easy to find
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
“Maybe not them then, ships are pricey”
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
He's right, they are
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“So boss what do you think about selling to militia”
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
Sure, we don't care about politics
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“They have a tendency to work with or become police”
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
As long as the don't impede our further operations, we should be fine
Naibs of Dune, I'm the supreme meowster of the cult of cats!, Head lobotomizer of the OIADSB cult, I've got a thieves guild, come join, Warlock main in D2.
Don't forget to love each other!
I play characters at taverns.
[ He/him ] [Shout out to my 11 followers] [ If you think I haven't responded to something check my posts.]
Join Calius & Kothar industries. We have good pay, plus dental! see tavern for details
“I’d give it about 12% chance it’ll come back to bite us”
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here
They’ll leave us alone once they find out we’re selling them weapons - I can use my ship
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
”well it’s up to the boss”
Mostly nocturnal
help build a world here