i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Nice to meet you, 'The Clicker'. I am Lysander." They say, offering a hand
The tilt of the clicker’s head implies it is staring at his hand. It makes no move to shake it. “Greetings, Lysander. You were at the other tavern.”
"I do, yet I sadly don't remember it."
*Lysander the third (original Lysander) was an old man, this lysander looks a lot younger*
“Interesting. You died and were resurrected?”
"I believe so, but I didn't keep my memories."
“Unfortunate. Knowledge in that line is not something of my possession, however. For aid a restoration spell or perhaps an angel’s intervention would be most effective.”
"Agreed... If I may ask, what knowledge do you have?"
“A vast amount.” The clicker clicks several times. *English tourist: Do you know what side of the Liffey we are on? Me: Yes.*
*???*
"May I know of them?"
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Outside, there's a loud crash sound as Althas is thrown through the nearest tree. She's in angellic form, trying to stand while one of her four wings is bent at an odd shape. Silver blood drips down her dress and she's clutching a beautiful golden longbow tightly. On the other side is a 10 foot tall gnoll with massive fangs that hang out of its mouth and tusks like a boar. It lets out a malevolent cackle, its axe headed flail at its side. Althas stands slowly, facing off the gnoll with a look of fear.
Raphael flies out, trying to be put in between the two. After getting in the middle, they transform into a T-Rex.
Both of you two STOP!
The gnoll bares its teeth, grinning. You're ruining the fun. Don't make me eat you too.
Althas draws her bow. Out of the way.. I don't want to hit you..
*Can those in the tavern see this?*
*Yes. They're loud.*
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Outside the tavern, dust collects and swirls, flashing white hot and burning black as it settles into the shape of a vaguely humanoid figure, nearly nine feet tall, wearing a wide-brimmed hat and long greatcoat that hides most of its appearance. It pulls a long, stained chain, ending in a cruel hook seemingly out of thin air, which it then slips into its coat, and walks steadily forward into the tavern, more dust collecting and following it in an ominous cloud, swirling around it and seeing out questing little tendrils before the black dust all disappears into its coat, timed perfectly as it ducks through the threshold into the tavern.
*HE'S BACK he can finally teach Atemos some more expletives in clicker language*
*Nope. You’d have to roll over 50 on a persuasion check.*
"Nice to meet you, 'The Clicker'. I am Lysander." They say, offering a hand
The tilt of the clicker’s head implies it is staring at his hand. It makes no move to shake it. “Greetings, Lysander. You were at the other tavern.”
"I do, yet I sadly don't remember it."
*Lysander the third (original Lysander) was an old man, this lysander looks a lot younger*
“Interesting. You died and were resurrected?”
"I believe so, but I didn't keep my memories."
“Unfortunate. Knowledge in that line is not something of my possession, however. For aid a restoration spell or perhaps an angel’s intervention would be most effective.”
"Agreed... If I may ask, what knowledge do you have?"
“A vast amount.” The clicker clicks several times. *English tourist: Do you know what side of the Liffey we are on? Me: Yes.*
Outside, there's a loud crash sound as Althas is thrown through the nearest tree. She's in angellic form, trying to stand while one of her four wings is bent at an odd shape. Silver blood drips down her dress and she's clutching a beautiful golden longbow tightly. On the other side is a 10 foot tall gnoll with massive fangs that hang out of its mouth and tusks like a boar. It lets out a malevolent cackle, its axe headed flail at its side. Althas stands slowly, facing off the gnoll with a look of fear.
Shardia watches them,.seeming conflicted
Echowyn looks over, with a pure rage in her eyes
The gnoll sinks its teeth into Althas's wing, swinging his head and almost tearing it clean off. Althas teleports up and out of the way, looking exhausted.
"Take this somewhere else, extraplanars. This is your warning."
The gnoll uses its flail like a whip, dragging Althas back down. She attempts to strike back, her bow transforming into a golden sword and glowijg with radiant light.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Outside, there's a loud crash sound as Althas is thrown through the nearest tree. She's in angellic form, trying to stand while one of her four wings is bent at an odd shape. Silver blood drips down her dress and she's clutching a beautiful golden longbow tightly. On the other side is a 10 foot tall gnoll with massive fangs that hang out of its mouth and tusks like a boar. It lets out a malevolent cackle, its axe headed flail at its side. Althas stands slowly, facing off the gnoll with a look of fear.
Raphael flies out, trying to be put in between the two. After getting in the middle, they transform into a T-Rex.
Both of you two STOP!
The gnoll bares its teeth, grinning. You're ruining the fun. Don't make me eat you too.
Althas draws her bow. Out of the way.. I don't want to hit you..
What fun? Your fighting
Look, I don't want you to be hurt. Can you make it to the tavern zone?
Exactly. Now run along.
I can't. He keeps dragging me back.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Nice to meet you, 'The Clicker'. I am Lysander." They say, offering a hand
The tilt of the clicker’s head implies it is staring at his hand. It makes no move to shake it. “Greetings, Lysander. You were at the other tavern.”
"I do, yet I sadly don't remember it."
*Lysander the third (original Lysander) was an old man, this lysander looks a lot younger*
“Interesting. You died and were resurrected?”
"I believe so, but I didn't keep my memories."
“Unfortunate. Knowledge in that line is not something of my possession, however. For aid a restoration spell or perhaps an angel’s intervention would be most effective.”
"Agreed... If I may ask, what knowledge do you have?"
“A vast amount.” The clicker clicks several times. *English tourist: Do you know what side of the Liffey we are on? Me: Yes.*
*???*
"May I know of them?"
*The clicker is deliberately snubbing Lysander.*
”Is there any specifics you wish to ask?”
*Of course*
"Mmm... Any healing spells?"
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Outside, there's a loud crash sound as Althas is thrown through the nearest tree. She's in angellic form, trying to stand while one of her four wings is bent at an odd shape. Silver blood drips down her dress and she's clutching a beautiful golden longbow tightly. On the other side is a 10 foot tall gnoll with massive fangs that hang out of its mouth and tusks like a boar. It lets out a malevolent cackle, its axe headed flail at its side. Althas stands slowly, facing off the gnoll with a look of fear.
Shardia watches them,.seeming conflicted
Echowyn looks over, with a pure rage in her eyes
The gnoll sinks its teeth into Althas's wing, swinging his head and almost tearing it clean off. Althas teleports up and out of the way, looking exhausted.
"Take this somewhere else, extraplanars. This is your warning."
The gnoll uses its flail like a whip, dragging Althas back down. She attempts to strike back, her bow transforming into a golden sword and glowijg with radiant light.
The clicker buzzes, irritated, and appears between them. “Leave, carcass-crawler. Before you must be cleansed.”
“Oh. Sorry.” Quarrel winces. “Want to borrow one of mine?”
"For free? Yes please.. Thank you."
“Of course for free.” Quarrel pulls a briefcase out and opens it. “Any preferences?”
Roran looks at it. "Anything that's not flashy. Or tight."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Outside the tavern, dust collects and swirls, flashing white hot and burning black as it settles into the shape of a vaguely humanoid figure, nearly nine feet tall, wearing a wide-brimmed hat and long greatcoat that hides most of its appearance. It pulls a long, stained chain, ending in a cruel hook seemingly out of thin air, which it then slips into its coat, and walks steadily forward into the tavern, more dust collecting and following it in an ominous cloud, swirling around it and seeing out questing little tendrils before the black dust all disappears into its coat, timed perfectly as it ducks through the threshold into the tavern.
Lysander waves to them. "Need some help?"
“With..?” It makes a strange clicking noise, followed by a buzz.
"Nice to meet you, 'The Clicker'. I am Lysander." They say, offering a hand
The tilt of the clicker’s head implies it is staring at his hand. It makes no move to shake it. “Greetings, Lysander. You were at the other tavern.”
"I do, yet I sadly don't remember it."
*Lysander the third (original Lysander) was an old man, this lysander looks a lot younger*
“Interesting. You died and were resurrected?”
"I believe so, but I didn't keep my memories."
“Unfortunate. Knowledge in that line is not something of my possession, however. For aid a restoration spell or perhaps an angel’s intervention would be most effective.”
"Agreed... If I may ask, what knowledge do you have?"
“A vast amount.” The clicker clicks several times. *English tourist: Do you know what side of the Liffey we are on? Me: Yes.*
*Is this another bad joke I don't understand*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Nice to meet you, 'The Clicker'. I am Lysander." They say, offering a hand
The tilt of the clicker’s head implies it is staring at his hand. It makes no move to shake it. “Greetings, Lysander. You were at the other tavern.”
"I do, yet I sadly don't remember it."
*Lysander the third (original Lysander) was an old man, this lysander looks a lot younger*
“Interesting. You died and were resurrected?”
"I believe so, but I didn't keep my memories."
“Unfortunate. Knowledge in that line is not something of my possession, however. For aid a restoration spell or perhaps an angel’s intervention would be most effective.”
"Agreed... If I may ask, what knowledge do you have?"
“A vast amount.” The clicker clicks several times. *English tourist: Do you know what side of the Liffey we are on? Me: Yes.*
*???*
"May I know of them?"
*The clicker is deliberately snubbing Lysander.*
”Is there any specifics you wish to ask?”
*Of course*
"Mmm... Any healing spells?"
“Yes. Aura of Vitality is by far the most efficient.”
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Outside, there's a loud crash sound as Althas is thrown through the nearest tree. She's in angellic form, trying to stand while one of her four wings is bent at an odd shape. Silver blood drips down her dress and she's clutching a beautiful golden longbow tightly. On the other side is a 10 foot tall gnoll with massive fangs that hang out of its mouth and tusks like a boar. It lets out a malevolent cackle, its axe headed flail at its side. Althas stands slowly, facing off the gnoll with a look of fear.
Raphael flies out, trying to be put in between the two. After getting in the middle, they transform into a T-Rex.
Both of you two STOP!
The gnoll bares its teeth, grinning. You're ruining the fun. Don't make me eat you too.
Althas draws her bow. Out of the way.. I don't want to hit you..
What fun? Your fighting
Look, I don't want you to be hurt. Can you make it to the tavern zone?
Exactly. Now run along.
I can't. He keeps dragging me back.
Let me just do something, okay?
I will try to help, okay? Can't you fly super high?
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Outside the tavern, dust collects and swirls, flashing white hot and burning black as it settles into the shape of a vaguely humanoid figure, nearly nine feet tall, wearing a wide-brimmed hat and long greatcoat that hides most of its appearance. It pulls a long, stained chain, ending in a cruel hook seemingly out of thin air, which it then slips into its coat, and walks steadily forward into the tavern, more dust collecting and following it in an ominous cloud, swirling around it and seeing out questing little tendrils before the black dust all disappears into its coat, timed perfectly as it ducks through the threshold into the tavern.
*HE'S BACK he can finally teach Atemos some more expletives in clicker language*
*Nope. You’d have to roll over 50 on a persuasion check.*
*all you have to do is irritate him enough and then copy what he says afterwards on kazoo*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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*ello, hows everyone doin today?*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*???*
"May I know of them?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Yes. They're loud.*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Nope. You’d have to roll over 50 on a persuasion check.*
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"Yes, why did you ask that?"
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
*The clicker is deliberately snubbing Lysander.*
”Is there any specifics you wish to ask?”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
The gnoll uses its flail like a whip, dragging Althas back down. She attempts to strike back, her bow transforming into a golden sword and glowijg with radiant light.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
[[ Ello, we doing gud :] ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"You seem a bit of a pyromaniac."
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Exactly. Now run along.
I can't. He keeps dragging me back.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Of course*
"Mmm... Any healing spells?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
The clicker buzzes, irritated, and appears between them. “Leave, carcass-crawler. Before you must be cleansed.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Roran looks at it. "Anything that's not flashy. Or tight."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Exactly. Personal favourite.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*Is this another bad joke I don't understand*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Yes. Aura of Vitality is by far the most efficient.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*great.*
Methuselah is sitting under a tree.
Ariadne is Animating Dead Birds.
(open slot)
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Let me just do something, okay?
I will try to help, okay? Can't you fly super high?
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
He pulls out a simple black t-shirt. “This?”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*all you have to do is irritate him enough and then copy what he says afterwards on kazoo*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ