Myrn is sitting at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple
Ursula Enters the tavern, selling Web hats. she scuttles over to Torrin, before saying, "you look like you would want A Very special hat!"
*description?*
“Sure, how much is one?” Torinn is a 5’10 satyr, with white hair and goat legs, silver/blue eyes, and a strawberry birthmark on his neck. He’s wearing a black trench-coat and a loose white shirt, with two ornate crossbows and a very detailed dagger, his outfit would look normal if not for the gears and grease smudges
*ah, you got a case of the Goat Mechanic.*
"4 copper pieces."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Iralias smiles, and sits down next to her. Orchid has vanished at this point, although there is a faerie dragon-sized knot hole in the tree she was perched on.
She falls sideways onto him, giggling. "Weeeee.. bonk."
He chuckles. Deciding to give in, he loops on of his arms around her shoulders, smiling.
"You're warm. Boop." She pokes him on the nose.
He laughs, and pokes her on the nose right back. "And you're very drunk." He says, chuckling.
"Nooo.. only a little.."
He chuckles. "You were having trouble walking even with my help." He says, a bit teasingly.
"Cause I have short legs... woooooff.."
He laughs. "That may be partly true, but you nearly fell off your seat at the bar." He chuckles, his eyes twinkling a little. "Also, why do you keep saying 'woof?'"
“If I wanted to inhale your breath, I would have brought a gas mask.”
It stares. Stay out of this.
“No. Attacking of celestials unprovoked or at all by fiends is forbidden under the Spelljammer Accord of circa 1573, Vedsan Standard Calendar.”
You're speaking gibberish. Who are you?
“The Clicker.”
The gnoll immediately takes a step back. Evil buzzy guy?
“If you want. My reputation appears to have spread.” It tilts its head. “I haven’t eaten flind in months.”
Kill me, and you'll have much worse on your tail. How about we call this a truce?
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“In case I need to shift in a fight.” He closes the case.
Roran's wounds have almost fully healed. "That's.. probably a good idea. You sure this is free?" He looks suspicious. "I don't want to be in some kind of debt."
“Of course it’s free. Just keep it. I have plenty of clothes.”
"Mhm. I'm going to go get a drink. And keep the tail far away from me."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Myrn is sitting at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple
Ursula Enters the tavern, selling Web hats. she scuttles over to Torrin, before saying, "you look like you would want A Very special hat!"
*description?*
“Sure, how much is one?” Torinn is a 5’10 satyr, with white hair and goat legs, silver/blue eyes, and a strawberry birthmark on his neck. He’s wearing a black trench-coat and a loose white shirt, with two ornate crossbows and a very detailed dagger, his outfit would look normal if not for the gears and grease smudges
Myrn is sitting at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple
Ursula Enters the tavern, selling Web hats. she scuttles over to Torrin, before saying, "you look like you would want A Very special hat!"
*description?*
“Sure, how much is one?” Torinn is a 5’10 satyr, with white hair and goat legs, silver/blue eyes, and a strawberry birthmark on his neck. He’s wearing a black trench-coat and a loose white shirt, with two ornate crossbows and a very detailed dagger, his outfit would look normal if not for the gears and grease smudges
*ah, you got a case of the Goat Mechanic.*
"4 copper pieces."
[[ I like goat mechanic :] ]]
he hands her four copper pieces
"and here is a definitely not cursed hat made out of spider webs. NO REFUNDS."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Myrn is sitting at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple
Ursula Enters the tavern, selling Web hats. she scuttles over to Torrin, before saying, "you look like you would want A Very special hat!"
*description?*
“Sure, how much is one?” Torinn is a 5’10 satyr, with white hair and goat legs, silver/blue eyes, and a strawberry birthmark on his neck. He’s wearing a black trench-coat and a loose white shirt, with two ornate crossbows and a very detailed dagger, his outfit would look normal if not for the gears and grease smudges
*ah, you got a case of the Goat Mechanic.*
"4 copper pieces."
[[ I like goat mechanic :] ]]
he hands her four copper pieces
"and here is a definitely not cursed hat made out of spider webs. NO REFUNDS."
“what would happen if said not cursed hat was actually cursed? Hypothetically”
Myrn is sitting at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple
Ursula Enters the tavern, selling Web hats. she scuttles over to Torrin, before saying, "you look like you would want A Very special hat!"
*description?*
“Sure, how much is one?” Torinn is a 5’10 satyr, with white hair and goat legs, silver/blue eyes, and a strawberry birthmark on his neck. He’s wearing a black trench-coat and a loose white shirt, with two ornate crossbows and a very detailed dagger, his outfit would look normal if not for the gears and grease smudges
*ah, you got a case of the Goat Mechanic.*
"4 copper pieces."
[[ I like goat mechanic :] ]]
he hands her four copper pieces
"and here is a definitely not cursed hat made out of spider webs. NO REFUNDS."
“what would happen if said not cursed hat was actually cursed? Hypothetically”
"hmm. in thirteen days your eyes would turn into spiders. as i said, NO REFUNDS."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*ah, you got a case of the Goat Mechanic.*
"4 copper pieces."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
He laughs. "That may be partly true, but you nearly fell off your seat at the bar." He chuckles, his eyes twinkling a little. "Also, why do you keep saying 'woof?'"
They use healing touch. She is "freed from any curse, disease, poison, blindness, or deafness" and healed 23 points of health
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Kill me, and you'll have much worse on your tail. How about we call this a truce?
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Stop that."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Yes, but people like the looks of campfires & such right? they're not pyromaniacs."
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
*Hoodbye*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Do they like to burn stuff? No, they like the heat and the warmth and community. Are you an arsonist?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Hmph." He seems upset before, "Hey do you want a drink?"
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
"Sure. I would like some orange juice. And you?" They say, putting the flower on their head
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
[[ I like goat mechanic :] ]]
he hands her four copper pieces
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
He deals with it for the moment, and hands them one of his flasks, "I'm good."
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
"and here is a definitely not cursed hat made out of spider webs. NO REFUNDS."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"What is this?" They say, examining it
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Eh-Orange juice, doesn't look like it because I added some flavour boosters." Deception: 21
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
20
"Mmm... interesting. What did you add?" They say, setting a flower crown on their own head
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
“what would happen if said not cursed hat was actually cursed? Hypothetically”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*that was a 12, not eighteen, he can just tell that Rāxern is lying.*
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
"hmm. in thirteen days your eyes would turn into spiders. as i said, NO REFUNDS."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Mmm... I will drink it later. Mind telling me what it actually is?"
*That and Raphael can sense lies*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now