Myrn is sitting at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple
Ursula Enters the tavern, selling Web hats. she scuttles over to Torrin, before saying, "you look like you would want A Very special hat!"
*description?*
“Sure, how much is one?” Torinn is a 5’10 satyr, with white hair and goat legs, silver/blue eyes, and a strawberry birthmark on his neck. He’s wearing a black trench-coat and a loose white shirt, with two ornate crossbows and a very detailed dagger, his outfit would look normal if not for the gears and grease smudges
*ah, you got a case of the Goat Mechanic.*
"4 copper pieces."
[[ I like goat mechanic :] ]]
he hands her four copper pieces
"and here is a definitely not cursed hat made out of spider webs. NO REFUNDS."
“what would happen if said not cursed hat was actually cursed? Hypothetically”
"hmm. in thirteen days your eyes would turn into spiders. as i said, NO REFUNDS."
Myrn is sitting at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple
Ursula Enters the tavern, selling Web hats. she scuttles over to Torrin, before saying, "you look like you would want A Very special hat!"
*description?*
“Sure, how much is one?” Torinn is a 5’10 satyr, with white hair and goat legs, silver/blue eyes, and a strawberry birthmark on his neck. He’s wearing a black trench-coat and a loose white shirt, with two ornate crossbows and a very detailed dagger, his outfit would look normal if not for the gears and grease smudges
*ah, you got a case of the Goat Mechanic.*
"4 copper pieces."
[[ I like goat mechanic :] ]]
he hands her four copper pieces
"and here is a definitely not cursed hat made out of spider webs. NO REFUNDS."
“what would happen if said not cursed hat was actually cursed? Hypothetically”
"hmm. in thirteen days your eyes would turn into spiders. as i said, NO REFUNDS."
“How could I get rid of the hypothetical curse”
"hmm. destroying the hat. that or, i would be able to remove it, for a price."
*CAPITALISM*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Myrn is sitting at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple
Ursula Enters the tavern, selling Web hats. she scuttles over to Torrin, before saying, "you look like you would want A Very special hat!"
*description?*
“Sure, how much is one?” Torinn is a 5’10 satyr, with white hair and goat legs, silver/blue eyes, and a strawberry birthmark on his neck. He’s wearing a black trench-coat and a loose white shirt, with two ornate crossbows and a very detailed dagger, his outfit would look normal if not for the gears and grease smudges
*ah, you got a case of the Goat Mechanic.*
"4 copper pieces."
[[ I like goat mechanic :] ]]
he hands her four copper pieces
"and here is a definitely not cursed hat made out of spider webs. NO REFUNDS."
“what would happen if said not cursed hat was actually cursed? Hypothetically”
"hmm. in thirteen days your eyes would turn into spiders. as i said, NO REFUNDS."
“How could I get rid of the hypothetical curse”
"hmm. destroying the hat. that or, i would be able to remove it, for a price."
Myrn is sitting at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple
Ursula Enters the tavern, selling Web hats. she scuttles over to Torrin, before saying, "you look like you would want A Very special hat!"
*description?*
“Sure, how much is one?” Torinn is a 5’10 satyr, with white hair and goat legs, silver/blue eyes, and a strawberry birthmark on his neck. He’s wearing a black trench-coat and a loose white shirt, with two ornate crossbows and a very detailed dagger, his outfit would look normal if not for the gears and grease smudges
*ah, you got a case of the Goat Mechanic.*
"4 copper pieces."
[[ I like goat mechanic :] ]]
he hands her four copper pieces
"and here is a definitely not cursed hat made out of spider webs. NO REFUNDS."
“what would happen if said not cursed hat was actually cursed? Hypothetically”
"hmm. in thirteen days your eyes would turn into spiders. as i said, NO REFUNDS."
“How could I get rid of the hypothetical curse”
"hmm. destroying the hat. that or, i would be able to remove it, for a price."
*CAPITALISM*
“What would the price be?”
"hmm. 2 gold?"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Myrn is sitting at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple
Ursula Enters the tavern, selling Web hats. she scuttles over to Torrin, before saying, "you look like you would want A Very special hat!"
*description?*
“Sure, how much is one?” Torinn is a 5’10 satyr, with white hair and goat legs, silver/blue eyes, and a strawberry birthmark on his neck. He’s wearing a black trench-coat and a loose white shirt, with two ornate crossbows and a very detailed dagger, his outfit would look normal if not for the gears and grease smudges
*ah, you got a case of the Goat Mechanic.*
"4 copper pieces."
[[ I like goat mechanic :] ]]
he hands her four copper pieces
"and here is a definitely not cursed hat made out of spider webs. NO REFUNDS."
“what would happen if said not cursed hat was actually cursed? Hypothetically”
"hmm. in thirteen days your eyes would turn into spiders. as i said, NO REFUNDS."
“How could I get rid of the hypothetical curse”
"hmm. destroying the hat. that or, i would be able to remove it, for a price."
*CAPITALISM*
“What would the price be?”
"hmm. 2 gold?"
“No strings attached? Other than the curse being removed”
"Mmm... interesting. What did you add?" They say, setting a flower crown on their own head
*that was a 12, not eighteen, he can just tell that Rāxern is lying.*
"Mmm... I will drink it later. Mind telling me what it actually is?"
*That and Raphael can sense lies*
"Fine then." He shakes off the flower crown & slams the flask into the table they're at, but it just clinks it because the safety zone.
"Mmm... Does it start fires?" They say, healing the flower crown
"Its... supposed... to... if.. it.. could... break.." He says slamming it again inbetween words before stopping, "I KNOW I CAN BREAK THIS, WHAT IN THE ABYSS!?!?"
Myrn is sitting at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple
Ursula Enters the tavern, selling Web hats. she scuttles over to Torrin, before saying, "you look like you would want A Very special hat!"
*description?*
“Sure, how much is one?” Torinn is a 5’10 satyr, with white hair and goat legs, silver/blue eyes, and a strawberry birthmark on his neck. He’s wearing a black trench-coat and a loose white shirt, with two ornate crossbows and a very detailed dagger, his outfit would look normal if not for the gears and grease smudges
*ah, you got a case of the Goat Mechanic.*
"4 copper pieces."
[[ I like goat mechanic :] ]]
he hands her four copper pieces
"and here is a definitely not cursed hat made out of spider webs. NO REFUNDS."
“what would happen if said not cursed hat was actually cursed? Hypothetically”
"hmm. in thirteen days your eyes would turn into spiders. as i said, NO REFUNDS."
“How could I get rid of the hypothetical curse”
"hmm. destroying the hat. that or, i would be able to remove it, for a price."
*CAPITALISM*
“What would the price be?”
"hmm. 2 gold?"
“No strings attached? Other than the curse being removed”
"???"
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Myrn is sitting at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple
Ursula Enters the tavern, selling Web hats. she scuttles over to Torrin, before saying, "you look like you would want A Very special hat!"
*description?*
“Sure, how much is one?” Torinn is a 5’10 satyr, with white hair and goat legs, silver/blue eyes, and a strawberry birthmark on his neck. He’s wearing a black trench-coat and a loose white shirt, with two ornate crossbows and a very detailed dagger, his outfit would look normal if not for the gears and grease smudges
*ah, you got a case of the Goat Mechanic.*
"4 copper pieces."
[[ I like goat mechanic :] ]]
he hands her four copper pieces
"and here is a definitely not cursed hat made out of spider webs. NO REFUNDS."
“what would happen if said not cursed hat was actually cursed? Hypothetically”
"hmm. in thirteen days your eyes would turn into spiders. as i said, NO REFUNDS."
“How could I get rid of the hypothetical curse”
"hmm. destroying the hat. that or, i would be able to remove it, for a price."
*CAPITALISM*
“What would the price be?”
"hmm. 2 gold?"
“No strings attached? Other than the curse being removed”
Myrn is sitting at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple
Ursula Enters the tavern, selling Web hats. she scuttles over to Torrin, before saying, "you look like you would want A Very special hat!"
*description?*
“Sure, how much is one?” Torinn is a 5’10 satyr, with white hair and goat legs, silver/blue eyes, and a strawberry birthmark on his neck. He’s wearing a black trench-coat and a loose white shirt, with two ornate crossbows and a very detailed dagger, his outfit would look normal if not for the gears and grease smudges
*ah, you got a case of the Goat Mechanic.*
"4 copper pieces."
[[ I like goat mechanic :] ]]
he hands her four copper pieces
"and here is a definitely not cursed hat made out of spider webs. NO REFUNDS."
“what would happen if said not cursed hat was actually cursed? Hypothetically”
"hmm. in thirteen days your eyes would turn into spiders. as i said, NO REFUNDS."
“How could I get rid of the hypothetical curse”
"hmm. destroying the hat. that or, i would be able to remove it, for a price."
*CAPITALISM*
“What would the price be?”
"hmm. 2 gold?"
“No strings attached? Other than the curse being removed”
"???"
He sighs and gives her two gold
She takes the gold, and leaves. there is no curse on the hat.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Mmm... interesting. What did you add?" They say, setting a flower crown on their own head
*that was a 12, not eighteen, he can just tell that Rāxern is lying.*
"Mmm... I will drink it later. Mind telling me what it actually is?"
*That and Raphael can sense lies*
"Fine then." He shakes off the flower crown & slams the flask into the table they're at, but it just clinks it because the safety zone.
"Mmm... Does it start fires?" They say, healing the flower crown
"Its... supposed... to... if.. it.. could... break.." He says slamming it again inbetween words before stopping, "I KNOW I CAN BREAK THIS, WHAT IN THE ABYSS!?!?"
They stifle a laugh and take the flask. "Well may I keep it? I need a fire starter anyway."
*I just forgot a very important thing concerning the encounter, which now I am very embarrassed about... the others are lvl 13*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Mmm... interesting. What did you add?" They say, setting a flower crown on their own head
*that was a 12, not eighteen, he can just tell that Rāxern is lying.*
"Mmm... I will drink it later. Mind telling me what it actually is?"
*That and Raphael can sense lies*
"Fine then." He shakes off the flower crown & slams the flask into the table they're at, but it just clinks it because the safety zone.
"Mmm... Does it start fires?" They say, healing the flower crown
"Its... supposed... to... if.. it.. could... break.." He says slamming it again inbetween words before stopping, "I KNOW I CAN BREAK THIS, WHAT IN THE ABYSS!?!?"
They stifle a laugh and take the flask. "Well may I keep it? I need a fire starter anyway."
*I just forgot a very important thing concerning the encounter, which now I am very embarrassed about... the others are lvl 13*
Myrn is sitting at the bar drinking a Shirley Temple
Ursula Enters the tavern, selling Web hats. she scuttles over to Torrin, before saying, "you look like you would want A Very special hat!"
*description?*
“Sure, how much is one?” Torinn is a 5’10 satyr, with white hair and goat legs, silver/blue eyes, and a strawberry birthmark on his neck. He’s wearing a black trench-coat and a loose white shirt, with two ornate crossbows and a very detailed dagger, his outfit would look normal if not for the gears and grease smudges
*ah, you got a case of the Goat Mechanic.*
"4 copper pieces."
[[ I like goat mechanic :] ]]
he hands her four copper pieces
"and here is a definitely not cursed hat made out of spider webs. NO REFUNDS."
“what would happen if said not cursed hat was actually cursed? Hypothetically”
"hmm. in thirteen days your eyes would turn into spiders. as i said, NO REFUNDS."
“How could I get rid of the hypothetical curse”
"hmm. destroying the hat. that or, i would be able to remove it, for a price."
*CAPITALISM*
“What would the price be?”
"hmm. 2 gold?"
“No strings attached? Other than the curse being removed”
"???"
He sighs and gives her two gold
She takes the gold, and leaves. there is no curse on the hat.
He somehow folds up the hat and puts it in a leather bag. He now has spider silk
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I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
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“How could I get rid of the hypothetical curse”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"hmm. destroying the hat. that or, i would be able to remove it, for a price."
*CAPITALISM*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Fine then." He shakes off the flower crown & slams the flask into the table they're at, but it just clinks it because the safety zone.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
"Mmm... Does it start fires?" They say, healing the flower crown
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
“What would the price be?”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*GTG*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"hmm. 2 gold?"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
“No strings attached? Other than the curse being removed”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
"Its... supposed... to... if.. it.. could... break.." He says slamming it again inbetween words before stopping, "I KNOW I CAN BREAK THIS, WHAT IN THE ABYSS!?!?"
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
"???"
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ bye bye ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*bye!*
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
He sighs and gives her two gold
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
She takes the gold, and leaves. there is no curse on the hat.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
They stifle a laugh and take the flask. "Well may I keep it? I need a fire starter anyway."
*I just forgot a very important thing concerning the encounter, which now I am very embarrassed about... the others are lvl 13*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*GTG*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*BYE*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Which characters are active?*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*um, well [1gp]*
"No! It's mine!"
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
He somehow folds up the hat and puts it in a leather bag. He now has spider silk
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger