The cat gives the hellhound a look about as disdainful as the Far Realm is maddening.
One of the hellhounds' heads leans down to sniff the cat.
The head gets clawed on the nose and Nemo growls.
It bares its teeth and nips at Nemo.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Biggie walks in and explodes out of nowhere, literally, like his body explodes into pieces all over everyone in the area. After this biggie walks in again, normally like nothing happened. “My bad guys, what’s good in the hood I smelled some good cookin” he sniffs the fireball.
Stephany looks him over and offers him a teacake.
BIGGIE JUMPS FOR JOY!!! “OH MY GOD MY FAVORITE HOW DID YOU KNOW” He one shots it with his mouth, downing it in seconds.
As the Calm Emotions imbued in the teacake takes effect, Biggie feels at peace and relaxed. He can no longer use all caps in his posts.
*noooooo* Biggie looks so peaceful he could spontaneously combust. “Thanks for the cake, cuh, that slapped harder than my stepdad.”
He spontaneously combusts and re emerges from his ashes
*Heheheh.* "Your stepdad sleeps you?"
Stephany seems unsurprised by spontaneous combustion.
Biggie walks in and explodes out of nowhere, literally, like his body explodes into pieces all over everyone in the area. After this biggie walks in again, normally like nothing happened. “My bad guys, what’s good in the hood I smelled some good cookin” he sniffs the fireball.
Maki revs her chainsaw. "If I chop off your arm, will it grow back?"
Biggie stares her down. “I don’t know, maybe, but that doesn’t sound too fun so I’ll pass.” He continues to look at her with the “you got the dollar store haircut” stare.
Biggie can immediately identify her as an orphan with his orphan sensor racial trait
"Awwwwww you're boring. And you have dumb glasses. What does BL stand for? BL manga?"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Nah, she’s a dragon, she’ll be fine” complete and total confidence in his lil buddies abilities
“sure”
"I see... um... What cats are there to feed?"
*Are they mechanically a warforge?*
“The one’s wandering in the tavern of course” he smiles [[ aka Wednesday and Daybreak ]]
[[ dunno, she’s a robot, I decided she’s from a futuristic world, then her creator found a rift in space, made Ekko, and sent her through ]]
"Sure! You have the food?"
*If they are a PC, then I would guess they are a warforged for character sheet purposes* Ekko makes a CHAR save, or they can willingly fail
“Always”
Willing fail
"May I have some?"
Ekko is incapacitated and loses control of its body. The ghost now controls the body but doesn't deprive Ekko of awareness. Yacatl to Ekko: How is it? You okay?
Loki hands Ash sticks of fish meat
there’s a small whiring. Does Ghostcatl know Morse code?
Biggie walks in and explodes out of nowhere, literally, like his body explodes into pieces all over everyone in the area. After this biggie walks in again, normally like nothing happened. “My bad guys, what’s good in the hood I smelled some good cookin” he sniffs the fireball.
Stephany looks him over and offers him a teacake.
BIGGIE JUMPS FOR JOY!!! “OH MY GOD MY FAVORITE HOW DID YOU KNOW” He one shots it with his mouth, downing it in seconds.
As the Calm Emotions imbued in the teacake takes effect, Biggie feels at peace and relaxed. He can no longer use all caps in his posts.
*noooooo* Biggie looks so peaceful he could spontaneously combust. “Thanks for the cake, cuh, that slapped harder than my stepdad.”
He spontaneously combusts and re emerges from his ashes
*Heheheh.* "Your stepdad sleeps you?"
Stephany seems unsurprised by spontaneous combustion.
“No I actually don’t have a step dad, I just randomly lied to you my bad” He looks around the room and tips his glasses.
”I sense an orphan…”
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I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
She chuckles. "I enjoy explorin'. Additionally, not many of my people wanted to say 'no' to me when I could cut a card in half from a hunerd paces." She says with a grin. *Annie Oakley style character here. ;)*
He looks impressed. "You work any jobs? I'm Ghost, by the way."
"The name's Jade, and none right now."
"Same. I haven't been able to find any, or least any that I'm good at." He rubbed the back of his head. "I have the feeling I'd be a terrible telemarketer."
She chuckles. "I doubt either of us would be, hon."
He flips a coin at her. "Think fast-"
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Ekko is incapacitated and loses control of its body. The ghost now controls the body but doesn't deprive Ekko of awareness. Yacatl to Ekko: How is it? You okay?
Loki hands Ash sticks of fish meat
there’s a small whiring. Does Ghostcatl know Morse code?
"Thanks!" Ash says, looking for a cat. *perception?*
*Yep*
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
"Oh, oh, maybe protection from good and evil? Would that work?" They ask, looking through their pockets for the ingredients
He smiles. "We can try that."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Biggie walks in and explodes out of nowhere, literally, like his body explodes into pieces all over everyone in the area. After this biggie walks in again, normally like nothing happened. “My bad guys, what’s good in the hood I smelled some good cookin” he sniffs the fireball.
Stephany looks him over and offers him a teacake.
BIGGIE JUMPS FOR JOY!!! “OH MY GOD MY FAVORITE HOW DID YOU KNOW” He one shots it with his mouth, downing it in seconds.
As the Calm Emotions imbued in the teacake takes effect, Biggie feels at peace and relaxed. He can no longer use all caps in his posts.
*noooooo* Biggie looks so peaceful he could spontaneously combust. “Thanks for the cake, cuh, that slapped harder than my stepdad.”
He spontaneously combusts and re emerges from his ashes
*Heheheh.* "Your stepdad sleeps you?"
Stephany seems unsurprised by spontaneous combustion.
“No I actually don’t have a step dad, I just randomly lied to you my bad” He looks around the room and tips his glasses.
”I sense an orphan…”
Ashton [[technoblade inspired character]] looks over “did someone say orphan”
Biggie walks in and explodes out of nowhere, literally, like his body explodes into pieces all over everyone in the area. After this biggie walks in again, normally like nothing happened. “My bad guys, what’s good in the hood I smelled some good cookin” he sniffs the fireball.
Maki revs her chainsaw. "If I chop off your arm, will it grow back?"
Biggie stares her down. “I don’t know, maybe, but that doesn’t sound too fun so I’ll pass.” He continues to look at her with the “you got the dollar store haircut” stare.
Biggie can immediately identify her as an orphan with his orphan sensor racial trait
"Awwwwww you're boring. And you have dumb glasses. What does BL stand for? BL manga?"
“BL stands for boys love, fantastic genre btw you should check it out sometimes.” His eyes suddenly darken and his face turns into something similar to my pfp.
“Wait… what did you say about my glasses you aquavious jittlebob…” He pulls out his shotty.
”I wouldn’t let someone talk to me like that if I were me, and I’m me.”
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I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
The cat gives the hellhound a look about as disdainful as the Far Realm is maddening.
One of the hellhounds' heads leans down to sniff the cat.
The head gets clawed on the nose and Nemo growls.
It bares its teeth and nips at Nemo.
Nemo flies out of range and telepathically says, Dumb brute.
Both heads bark at the flying cat, and one charges up its fire breath.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Biggie walks in and explodes out of nowhere, literally, like his body explodes into pieces all over everyone in the area. After this biggie walks in again, normally like nothing happened. “My bad guys, what’s good in the hood I smelled some good cookin” he sniffs the fireball.
Stephany looks him over and offers him a teacake.
BIGGIE JUMPS FOR JOY!!! “OH MY GOD MY FAVORITE HOW DID YOU KNOW” He one shots it with his mouth, downing it in seconds.
As the Calm Emotions imbued in the teacake takes effect, Biggie feels at peace and relaxed. He can no longer use all caps in his posts.
*noooooo* Biggie looks so peaceful he could spontaneously combust. “Thanks for the cake, cuh, that slapped harder than my stepdad.”
He spontaneously combusts and re emerges from his ashes
*Heheheh.* "Your stepdad sleeps you?"
Stephany seems unsurprised by spontaneous combustion.
“No I actually don’t have a step dad, I just randomly lied to you my bad” He looks around the room and tips his glasses.
”I sense an orphan…”
Ashton [[technoblade inspired character]] looks over “did someone say orphan”
“Nope, don’t recall ever mentioning orphans ngl. Prob the wind or smth”
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I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
She chuckles. "I enjoy explorin'. Additionally, not many of my people wanted to say 'no' to me when I could cut a card in half from a hunerd paces." She says with a grin. *Annie Oakley style character here. ;)*
He looks impressed. "You work any jobs? I'm Ghost, by the way."
"The name's Jade, and none right now."
"Same. I haven't been able to find any, or least any that I'm good at." He rubbed the back of his head. "I have the feeling I'd be a terrible telemarketer."
She chuckles. "I doubt either of us would be, hon."
He flips a coin at her. "Think fast-"
She grins, and grabs it out of the air with ease. (Gotta love 20 in Dex and 31 passive perception...) "Gotta try harder than that to catch me off-guard, hon." She says with a grin.
“BL stands for boys love, fantastic genre btw you should check it out sometimes.” His eyes suddenly darken and his face turns into something similar to my pfp.
“Wait… what did you say about my glasses you aquavious jittlebob…” He pulls out his shotty.
”I wouldn’t let someone talk to me like that if I were me, and I’m me.”
"Oh yea? And what're you gonna do about it? You don't look like a shawty to me." she pulls out a machine gun.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
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It bares its teeth and nips at Nemo.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Heheheh.* "Your stepdad sleeps you?"
Stephany seems unsurprised by spontaneous combustion.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Biggie can immediately identify her as an orphan with his orphan sensor racial trait
"Awwwwww you're boring. And you have dumb glasses. What does BL stand for? BL manga?"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Meroving/Tohono waves at Nemo. Who are you?
*Description of Nemo? Meroving has truesight*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Loki hands Ash sticks of fish meat
there’s a small whiring. Does Ghostcatl know Morse code?
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
“No I actually don’t have a step dad, I just randomly lied to you my bad” He looks around the room and tips his glasses.
”I sense an orphan…”
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
He flips a coin at her. "Think fast-"
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*What kinda character class/subclass? Just curious.* "I'm mostly interested in enchantments, of course, but I dabble in all sorts of areas nowadays."
Chilling kinda vibe.
"Thanks!" Ash says, looking for a cat. *perception?*
*Yep*
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
He smiles. "We can try that."
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Nemo flies out of range and telepathically says, Dumb brute.
Chilling kinda vibe.
Ashton [[technoblade inspired character]] looks over “did someone say orphan”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*Wizard, enchantment school. You?*
"Ooo, how did you learn to cast spells?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
“BL stands for boys love, fantastic genre btw you should check it out sometimes.” His eyes suddenly darken and his face turns into something similar to my pfp.
“Wait… what did you say about my glasses you aquavious jittlebob…” He pulls out his shotty.
”I wouldn’t let someone talk to me like that if I were me, and I’m me.”
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
"Sure! You want to cast it here and now, or later?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Both heads bark at the flying cat, and one charges up its fire breath.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"Oh. Neither do I. I sense an idiot." She gives Biggie a pointed look.
Chilling kinda vibe.
“Nope, don’t recall ever mentioning orphans ngl. Prob the wind or smth”
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
She grins, and grabs it out of the air with ease. (Gotta love 20 in Dex and 31 passive perception...) "Gotta try harder than that to catch me off-guard, hon." She says with a grin.
"Oh yea? And what're you gonna do about it? You don't look like a shawty to me." she pulls out a machine gun.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • happily married to my lovely redpelt, minmaxer, microbiology undergrad, and lover of anything colored red • Φ