[[ I’m off to play mc. Aka get a techno skin and say “technoblade never dies” and “blood for the blood god” in chat to commemorate the blade ]]
*I gotta make a techno god character istg*
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Biggie takes 46.5. "Hmm? most people would have been dead by now. You have potential. I like you. We should play basketball sometime." He says cheerfully as he plunges his sword through Caiman's heart and cuts off his legs. Attack: 44 + 18 Damage: 17 slashing 1 necrotic 4 radiant Attack: 38 + 12 Damage: 18 slashing 6 necrotic 8 radiant Attack: 30 + 18 Damage: 21 slashing 5 necrotic 10 radiant For good measure he pops caiman in the head with a single cero shot as a bonus action. Attack: 49 + 5 Damage: 23 force
The armor stops the sword from cutting off any of his limbs, but the stab goes straight through his heart. He lets out a strangled gasp and falls to the ground, blood pouring from his wounds. Death save: 17
Medicine: 16 + 11 "Yknow I may have failed medical school but I feel like I still got it in me." He attempts to stabilize the dying berserker.
The armor helmet retreats and Caiman's breathing returns, though it's heavily labored. His bones look completely shattered, and he is unlikely to walk again for a while. He's barely clinging to life.
Biggie lets out a sigh of disappointment. "Yknow it really didn't have to be this way. It could have been so much easier, but you just had to get mad. I mean I did talk about your dead parents and all...kindaaaaaaa see why you reacted like this but gah damn!" He takes a portable campfire out, places it down, and lights it just like it was deepwoken. It looks really stupid in contrast with the pure white floor. He takes out his amalgamate of a guitar and begins to play a calming tune while singing about the industrial revolution and its consequences. He begins to heal Caiman, by casting healing word. Heal for 14.
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I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
Biggie lets out a sigh of disappointment. "Yknow it really didn't have to be this way. It could have been so much easier, but you just had to get mad. I mean I did talk about your dead parents and all...kindaaaaaaa see why you reacted like this but gah damn!" He takes a portable campfire out, places it down, and lights it just like it was deepwoken. It looks really stupid in contrast with the pure white floor. He takes out his amalgamate of a guitar and begins to play a calming tune while singing about the industrial revolution and its consequences. He begins to heal Caiman, by casting healing word. Heal for 18.
He sits up, coughing up blood. Caiman cries out in pain as he shifted slightly, eyes going up to Biggie. "Why... why am I still here? Why am I alive?"
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Alric is sitting at the bar tinkering with metal, occasionally drinking some ale.
Albwin is napping by a tree.
Osmar is writing in his journal at a table.
A large two headed hellhound leaps on him. It starts sniffing him for food.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Biggie lets out a sigh of disappointment. "Yknow it really didn't have to be this way. It could have been so much easier, but you just had to get mad. I mean I did talk about your dead parents and all...kindaaaaaaa see why you reacted like this but gah damn!" He takes a portable campfire out, places it down, and lights it just like it was deepwoken. It looks really stupid in contrast with the pure white floor. He takes out his amalgamate of a guitar and begins to play a calming tune while singing about the industrial revolution and its consequences. He begins to heal Caiman, by casting healing word. Heal for 18.
He sits up, coughing up blood. Caiman cries out in pain as he shifted slightly, eyes going up to Biggie. "Why... why am I still here? Why am I alive?"
Biggie laughs. "Don't you remember? I still need you! I cant stay here forever yknow! I still have things I need to know as well!"
He stops laughing and starts speaking in a more somber tone. "Yknow kid, you're stil young. You still have things to accomplish, I can tell. What ever happened to getting your parents back? Don't throw your life away just to kill someone like me." He begins to cook some delicious curry after pulling various ingredients out of his pockets. Biggie casts healing word on Caiman for 15 hitpoints.
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I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
Alric is sitting at the bar tinkering with metal, occasionally drinking some ale.
Albwin is napping by a tree.
Osmar is writing in his journal at a table.
[[ by the pope ]]
Ashton is drinking coffee
Loki is running around
[open slot]
*hey wheres kurapika*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Biggie lets out a sigh of disappointment. "Yknow it really didn't have to be this way. It could have been so much easier, but you just had to get mad. I mean I did talk about your dead parents and all...kindaaaaaaa see why you reacted like this but gah damn!" He takes a portable campfire out, places it down, and lights it just like it was deepwoken. It looks really stupid in contrast with the pure white floor. He takes out his amalgamate of a guitar and begins to play a calming tune while singing about the industrial revolution and its consequences. He begins to heal Caiman, by casting healing word. Heal for 18.
He sits up, coughing up blood. Caiman cries out in pain as he shifted slightly, eyes going up to Biggie. "Why... why am I still here? Why am I alive?"
Biggie laughs. "Don't you remember? I still need you! I cant stay here forever yknow! I still have things I need to know as well!"
He stops laughing and starts speaking in a more somber tone. "Yknow kid, you're stil young. You still have things to accomplish, I can tell. What ever happened to getting your parents back? Don't throw your life away just to kill someone like me." He begins to cook some delicious curry after pulling various ingredients out of his pockets. Biggie casts healing word on Caiman for 14 hitpoints.
He lets out another gasp as the closes some of the surface wounds. "I... I don't know where they are... they.. don't want me.." Caiman closes his eyes, tearing up from the pain.
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Alric is sitting at the bar tinkering with metal, occasionally drinking some ale.
Albwin is napping by a tree.
Osmar is writing in his journal at a table.
A large two headed hellhound leaps on him. It starts sniffing him for food.
Albwin wakes up and lets out a cry of fear.
*Can you describe him?* One of the heads, a pitbull, starts licking his face.
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"Magic stones. Want to talk about something else?"
"Oh, um can I see the stones?"
They pull Meroving from Meroving's shadow sheath. The Black Iron sword has a watch around the handle, which glows green. "It's in the watch, but I wouldn't touch it. The Infinity stones tend to kill people."
He takes a step back. "How did you get those..?"
"From some being that goes by Gravedigger. Something wrong?"
"They tend to kill people? That sounds.. exceedingly dangerous."
"No, but they dig the graves... he is a weird person. And may you answer my question?"
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Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
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"Magic stones. Want to talk about something else?"
"Oh, um can I see the stones?"
They pull Meroving from Meroving's shadow sheath. The Black Iron sword has a watch around the handle, which glows green. "It's in the watch, but I wouldn't touch it. The Infinity stones tend to kill people."
He takes a step back. "How did you get those..?"
"From some being that goes by Gravedigger. Something wrong?"
"They tend to kill people? That sounds.. exceedingly dangerous."
"No, but they dig the graves... he is a weird person. And may you answer my question?"
"Nothing is wrong. You are just.. mildly intimidating."
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Alric is sitting at the bar tinkering with metal, occasionally drinking some ale.
Albwin is napping by a tree.
Osmar is writing in his journal at a table.
A large two headed hellhound leaps on him. It starts sniffing him for food.
Albwin wakes up and lets out a cry of fear.
*Can you describe him?* One of the heads, a pitbull, starts licking his face.
*Sure. Albwin is a half-elf child. He stands at about 3'4", has brown hair and brown eyes. He wears dark green robes and carries a wooden staff that seems to move on its own*
Albwin tries to back away while giggling. "Hey! Your not so bad." Albwin then tries to scratch the pitbull's ears to see if it behaves like a dog.
*I gotta make a techno god character istg*
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Biggie lets out a sigh of disappointment. "Yknow it really didn't have to be this way. It could have been so much easier, but you just had to get mad. I mean I did talk about your dead parents and all...kindaaaaaaa see why you reacted like this but gah damn!" He takes a portable campfire out, places it down, and lights it just like it was deepwoken. It looks really stupid in contrast with the pure white floor. He takes out his amalgamate of a guitar and begins to play a calming tune while singing about the industrial revolution and its consequences. He begins to heal Caiman, by casting healing word. Heal for 14.
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
[[ aaaand WiFi went out and I can’t play on servers on cellular data so! I’m back ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*Wassup people*
Alric is sitting at the bar tinkering with metal, occasionally drinking some ale.
Albwin is napping by a tree.
Osmar is writing in his journal at a table.
This is my alt account from the Theren_Dotsk one.
I play the Gladiator Goliath Harveil Stormbreaker, the half-elf ranger Theren Dotsk, and the half-elf Warlock Albwin Greengrass in the Tavern at the End of the World.
"Know your enemy, know yourself." Sun Tzu, Art of War.
He sits up, coughing up blood. Caiman cries out in pain as he shifted slightly, eyes going up to Biggie. "Why... why am I still here? Why am I alive?"
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A large two headed hellhound leaps on him. It starts sniffing him for food.
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[[ by the pope ]]
Ashton is drinking coffee
Loki is running around
[open slot]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Biggie laughs. "Don't you remember? I still need you! I cant stay here forever yknow! I still have things I need to know as well!"
He stops laughing and starts speaking in a more somber tone. "Yknow kid, you're stil young. You still have things to accomplish, I can tell. What ever happened to getting your parents back? Don't throw your life away just to kill someone like me." He begins to cook some delicious curry after pulling various ingredients out of his pockets.
Biggie casts healing word on Caiman for 15 hitpoints.
I LOVE MONKEYS!!!!!! and geometry dash.
tax evasion on discord, thats where i talk to all the ddb people.
Albwin wakes up and lets out a cry of fear.
This is my alt account from the Theren_Dotsk one.
I play the Gladiator Goliath Harveil Stormbreaker, the half-elf ranger Theren Dotsk, and the half-elf Warlock Albwin Greengrass in the Tavern at the End of the World.
"Know your enemy, know yourself." Sun Tzu, Art of War.
*hey wheres kurapika*
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[[ gtg feed myself ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ Kurapika or Lilith, my female version of Kurapika ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*Hello, I am back*
Asherah is looking for Caimen or his dog(s)
Gwen is thinking about which tiefling to talk to
Meroving is wrapping time
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
He lets out another gasp as the closes some of the surface wounds. "I... I don't know where they are... they.. don't want me.." Caiman closes his eyes, tearing up from the pain.
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*Can you describe him?* One of the heads, a pitbull, starts licking his face.
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"No, but they dig the graves... he is a weird person. And may you answer my question?"
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
Caiman's dog is outside, harassing random people.
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"Nothing is wrong. You are just.. mildly intimidating."
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Asherah walks over to Caiman and is petting them
Hi everyone! I'm working up the will to finalize my signature, so... I guess this will be the signature for now
*Sure. Albwin is a half-elf child. He stands at about 3'4", has brown hair and brown eyes. He wears dark green robes and carries a wooden staff that seems to move on its own*
Albwin tries to back away while giggling. "Hey! Your not so bad." Albwin then tries to scratch the pitbull's ears to see if it behaves like a dog.
This is my alt account from the Theren_Dotsk one.
I play the Gladiator Goliath Harveil Stormbreaker, the half-elf ranger Theren Dotsk, and the half-elf Warlock Albwin Greengrass in the Tavern at the End of the World.
"Know your enemy, know yourself." Sun Tzu, Art of War.