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#43691 Apr 9, 2022
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Biggie casts polymorph. Make a wiz save of 17

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Biggie casts polymorph. Make a wiz save of 17

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The lorax tries to smack him.

Attack: 9 Damage: 6 + 28
Attack: 23 Damage: 7 + 23

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"Deck wizard," he says matter-of-factly, "Of the glorious MacCleaver's Revenge"

“That’s so cool..” Atemos grins. “What’s your name?”

"Per Landsraad." he says, pretending not to notice that this is the second time he's introduced himself. "Technically I'm an apprentice, but that's just a title. I'm as good as or likely better than most in me field, th' captain just happens to have a better wizard on crew as well."

*He introduced himself to Atemos already? Sorry I didn't see it :,)*

"Really? What level of spells do you use?"

*Its fine, I actually do that in real life.*

He flexes his fingers, "I picked up a spell that can freeze time a little while ago, if that helps give you an idea."

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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.

I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.

I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items

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Biggie casts polymorph. Make a wiz save of 17

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The lorax tries to smack him.

Attack: 25 Damage: 7 + 27
Attack: 17 Damage: 8 + 31

Both hit.

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*Hello!*

*Hi!*

*Yo hey chris! Actives?*

*Kalnor, Naivaeliania Ecliren, and Tikalae*

*Can you describe the last two?*

*Naivaeliania Ecliren is in a blue robe, with a white mask that has red accents. Tikale has a heroforge Ill post*

Nessa waves to Naivaelin.

*BTW, she was the one thinking Nessa was an oblex before* She waves back slowly

“Are you alright now..?”

She nods "Better, I think.... Whats your name?"

“Lady Nessa Smalls of the Holy Chain Knights. And you?”

"Naivaeliania Ecliren"

"What were you worried about earlier?"

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*Looks like everyone else is gone bro, though if you're still in the mood I'm down for rp.*

Krathian is focusing on a small, potted birch tree in front of him like yesterday. The leafless tree's gray knots stare out over the tavern like unblinking eyes as its branches appear to have grown in strangely sharp patterns. Sweat stands out on Krathian's brow as he stares intently at the glorified shrub. Slowly, but still much more fast than is normal, another branch grows out of the base at a perfect 45 degree angle, on which the same eerie knots are present. Krathian sits back in his chair, with a satisfied look on his face. Q'ilbrith notices from across the bar and claps both hands and all eight tentacles together in triumph, which results in a strange slap/squish sound. "Nice job, Krathian." Krathian nods by way of response, he appears to have experienced serious exertion.

Jim is chilling with Scrum, petting him gently and singing softly.

The golden-eyed man has ceased stalking the grounds and is currently writing on a piece of hide parchment in the main room.

*Timewarp time, lol!*

Soldaer walks over to Krathian. "I don't believe we've properly met. The name's Soldaer Torrae, Ranger of Mielikki and Druid of Eilistraee. Couldn't help but notice this rather...unique piece of...shrubbery you're working on. What exactly is it you are doing to that tree?"

He mops sweat off of his brow, and doesn't bother to look at or greet Soldaer. "Krathian." he says abruptly (He's going through a tough time,) "It's a mathas tree, growth responds to psychic energy. This one was tough to direct. I'm exercising."

"Interesting. Can't say I've heard of a mathas tree, but I am familiar with psionics. I myself am not that much of a practitioner, although I do have the ability to speak telepathically," He says, switching over fluidly in mid sentence.

"Fascinating. Not many are able to do so fluidly, all I get from most who try to communicate is jumbled sensations, and most are only able to do so in short bursts."

Indeed. It took many years of practice to master this, but considering I'm a full elf, I've had the time. Soldaer chuckles quietly at this. It also help me communicate with Shade, my companion. Speaking of whom... SHADE! Come on over here!

Krathian patiently awaits the arrival of Shade.

Shortly, a large panther-like beast comes sprinting over, weaving between the various patrons and furniture deftly. Shade is about 5 ft tall at the shoulder, and 14 feet long from snout to tail. Two foot-long saber teeth protrude from her mouth, a mane of quills extend from behind her head to just above her shoulders, and single wicked barb that looks like some sort of stinger extends from the tip of her tail.

Krathian nods respectfully, "Hello Shade."

Greetings Krathian. Shade's voice is deep, but obviously feminine, as she pads over towards Krathian, gently (for a 900 lb feline) bumping into him affectionately.

Seems that she likes you, Krathian. Soldaer is smiling.

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*Hello!*

*Hi!*

*Yo hey chris! Actives?*

*Kalnor, Naivaeliania Ecliren, and Tikalae*

*Can you describe the last two?*

*Naivaeliania Ecliren is in a blue robe, with a white mask that has red accents. Tikale has a heroforge Ill post*

Nessa waves to Naivaelin.

*BTW, she was the one thinking Nessa was an oblex before* She waves back slowly

“Are you alright now..?”

She nods "Better, I think.... Whats your name?"

“Lady Nessa Smalls of the Holy Chain Knights. And you?”

"Naivaeliania Ecliren"

"What were you worried about earlier?"

"A ceetain ooze I was near before I apparently went through a portal to here. A face-stealer"

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Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
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*Looks like everyone else is gone bro, though if you're still in the mood I'm down for rp.*

Krathian is focusing on a small, potted birch tree in front of him like yesterday. The leafless tree's gray knots stare out over the tavern like unblinking eyes as its branches appear to have grown in strangely sharp patterns. Sweat stands out on Krathian's brow as he stares intently at the glorified shrub. Slowly, but still much more fast than is normal, another branch grows out of the base at a perfect 45 degree angle, on which the same eerie knots are present. Krathian sits back in his chair, with a satisfied look on his face. Q'ilbrith notices from across the bar and claps both hands and all eight tentacles together in triumph, which results in a strange slap/squish sound. "Nice job, Krathian." Krathian nods by way of response, he appears to have experienced serious exertion.

Jim is chilling with Scrum, petting him gently and singing softly.

The golden-eyed man has ceased stalking the grounds and is currently writing on a piece of hide parchment in the main room.

*Timewarp time, lol!*

Soldaer walks over to Krathian. "I don't believe we've properly met. The name's Soldaer Torrae, Ranger of Mielikki and Druid of Eilistraee. Couldn't help but notice this rather...unique piece of...shrubbery you're working on. What exactly is it you are doing to that tree?"

He mops sweat off of his brow, and doesn't bother to look at or greet Soldaer. "Krathian." he says abruptly (He's going through a tough time,) "It's a mathas tree, growth responds to psychic energy. This one was tough to direct. I'm exercising."

"Interesting. Can't say I've heard of a mathas tree, but I am familiar with psionics. I myself am not that much of a practitioner, although I do have the ability to speak telepathically," He says, switching over fluidly in mid sentence.

"Fascinating. Not many are able to do so fluidly, all I get from most who try to communicate is jumbled sensations, and most are only able to do so in short bursts."

Indeed. It took many years of practice to master this, but considering I'm a full elf, I've had the time. Soldaer chuckles quietly at this. It also help me communicate with Shade, my companion. Speaking of whom... SHADE! Come on over here!

Krathian patiently awaits the arrival of Shade.

Shortly, a large panther-like beast comes sprinting over, weaving between the various patrons and furniture deftly. Shade is about 5 ft tall at the shoulder, and 14 feet long from snout to tail. Two foot-long saber teeth protrude from her mouth, a mane of quills extend from behind her head to just above her shoulders, and single wicked barb that looks like some sort of stinger extends from the tip of her tail.

Krathian nods respectfully, "Hello Shade."

Greetings Krathian. Shade's voice is deep, but obviously feminine, as she pads over towards Krathian, gently (for a 900 lb feline) bumping into him affectionately.

Seems that she likes you, Krathian. Soldaer is smiling.

"Good to hear." he says without any real mirth. A black-skinned Illithid with white eyes walks over.

"Who's the fur-walker?"

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I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.

I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items

"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
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"I speak for the trees." The lorax goes into a speech about trees.

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*back for now!*

*Hiii, what are your characters doing?*

*I think Phantom was in the middle of a convo with Oval and Albwin.*

Soldaer is sitting at the bar, drink his usual: Feywine.

Shade is walking throughout the crowd, enjoying the occasional pat on the head or scratch behind the ears.

(1. Can he sense unusual things?)

2. Avery grabs a mug, singing with a bunch of other people

*Like what? He has a 25 passive perception, so possibly*

*Something like the paladin's divine sense*

*Nope. Just very observant, without the observant feat, lol*

*Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, i can work with that*'

Soldaer can feel something, unattural, outside the tavern towards the back

A chill goes down Soldaer's spine, but he seems more curious and cautious than anything. Shade, come with me. He says telepathically so as to not disturb the other patrons. Shade comes bounding over, and they exit the tavern to investigate.

Investigation/religion check

*alright. Investigation: 27*

Its eerily quiet, like all the life outside the tavern has been silenced. The only noises coming from anywhere other than back inside, is the sound of metal against metal behind the tavern

Soldaer looks over at Shade. Be ready for anything, he says, drawing his weapons, but keeping the light from his rapier off. He and Shade then walk cautiously around back behind the tavern.

If they try and go stealthly, make a stealth check. If not: They see someone attacking a metal creature with a warpick. They seem to be doing a basic training, but something seems off about them

*For stealth check, Soldaer cast Pass Without Trace using his innate magic, so an additional +10 to both of them. Stealth: 33 for Soldaer, and 36 for Shade.*

*Yep, that passes their max possible*

The person doesn't notice them as they continue beating the automaton

Soldaer and Shade approach the person cautiously, observing them for any signs of instability.

They seem like a normal human besides the unnatural purple glow coming from their eyes, which reflect in the robot's bronze carapace.

Soldaer finally breaks the silence. "You seem rather intent on beating the crap out of the automaton."

They freeze up for a moment, "Jesus-" They quickly turn around, "Who the heck are you??" They ask. Their eyes are black, except for their pupils, which are purple

Soldaer sheathes his weapons. "The name's Soldaer, and this is Shade." Shade gives a semi-friendly growl, as though she's still not entirely sure what to make of this new person.

"Um.... i'm" They look down at their hand for a moment, "Ah, right, i'm Azazel." He says, nodding

"It's a pleasure to meet you Azazel." Soldaer nods politely. "My question does remain though, why were you so intent on beating the crap out of that automaton? It won't take any damage while it's in range of the blessing."

"Makes a good punching bag. Never know when you'll need to kill someone who attacks you in this place."

Soldaer nods. "I understand the need to practice, although I usually use the target dummies out front."

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"I speak for the trees." The lorax goes into a speech about trees.

Biggie, fearing for his life, begins to bargain with the Lorax. "Sorry, that was only an accident, you see. I thought my rockets would not do any damage within the tavern. In fact, they shouldn't have. Would you mind letting me off the hook just this once?"

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"I speak for the trees." The lorax goes into a speech about trees.

Biggie, fearing for his life, begins to bargain with the Lorax. "Sorry, that was only an accident, you see. I thought my rockets would not do any damage within the tavern. In fact, they shouldn't have. Would you mind letting me off the hook just this once?"

"Kitkat's descendants demand judgement." Roll persuasion.

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"I speak for the trees." The lorax goes into a speech about trees.

Biggie, fearing for his life, begins to bargain with the Lorax. "Sorry, that was only an accident, you see. I thought my rockets would not do any damage within the tavern. In fact, they shouldn't have. Would you mind letting me off the hook just this once?"

"Kitkat's descendants demand judgement." Roll persuasion.

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"Deck wizard," he says matter-of-factly, "Of the glorious MacCleaver's Revenge"

“That’s so cool..” Atemos grins. “What’s your name?”

"Per Landsraad." he says, pretending not to notice that this is the second time he's introduced himself. "Technically I'm an apprentice, but that's just a title. I'm as good as or likely better than most in me field, th' captain just happens to have a better wizard on crew as well."

*He introduced himself to Atemos already? Sorry I didn't see it :,)*

"Really? What level of spells do you use?"

*Its fine, I actually do that in real life.*

He flexes his fingers, "I picked up a spell that can freeze time a little while ago, if that helps give you an idea."

"Could you teach me? I'm trying to learn more spells.."

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"I speak for the trees." The lorax goes into a speech about trees.

Biggie, fearing for his life, begins to bargain with the Lorax. "Sorry, that was only an accident, you see. I thought my rockets would not do any damage within the tavern. In fact, they shouldn't have. Would you mind letting me off the hook just this once?"

"Kitkat's descendants demand judgement." Roll persuasion.

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The lorax looks very serious. "Do you worship Kitkat?"

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*Hello!*

*Hi!*

*Yo hey chris! Actives?*

*Kalnor, Naivaeliania Ecliren, and Tikalae*

*Can you describe the last two?*

*Naivaeliania Ecliren is in a blue robe, with a white mask that has red accents. Tikale has a heroforge Ill post*

Nessa waves to Naivaelin.

*BTW, she was the one thinking Nessa was an oblex before* She waves back slowly

“Are you alright now..?”

She nods "Better, I think.... Whats your name?"

“Lady Nessa Smalls of the Holy Chain Knights. And you?”

"Naivaeliania Ecliren"

"What were you worried about earlier?"

"A ceetain ooze I was near before I apparently went through a portal to here. A face-stealer"

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NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
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"I speak for the trees." The lorax goes into a speech about trees.

Biggie, fearing for his life, begins to bargain with the Lorax. "Sorry, that was only an accident, you see. I thought my rockets would not do any damage within the tavern. In fact, they shouldn't have. Would you mind letting me off the hook just this once?"

"Kitkat's descendants demand judgement." Roll persuasion.

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The lorax looks very serious. "Do you worship Kitkat?"

*THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?*

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Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.

I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.

I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items

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"A ceetain ooze I was near before I apparently went through a portal to here. A face-stealer"

"Ah.. I understand the suspicion. Can I do anything to prove I'm real?"

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*Looks like everyone else is gone bro, though if you're still in the mood I'm down for rp.*

Krathian is focusing on a small, potted birch tree in front of him like yesterday. The leafless tree's gray knots stare out over the tavern like unblinking eyes as its branches appear to have grown in strangely sharp patterns. Sweat stands out on Krathian's brow as he stares intently at the glorified shrub. Slowly, but still much more fast than is normal, another branch grows out of the base at a perfect 45 degree angle, on which the same eerie knots are present. Krathian sits back in his chair, with a satisfied look on his face. Q'ilbrith notices from across the bar and claps both hands and all eight tentacles together in triumph, which results in a strange slap/squish sound. "Nice job, Krathian." Krathian nods by way of response, he appears to have experienced serious exertion.

Jim is chilling with Scrum, petting him gently and singing softly.

The golden-eyed man has ceased stalking the grounds and is currently writing on a piece of hide parchment in the main room.

*Timewarp time, lol!*

Soldaer walks over to Krathian. "I don't believe we've properly met. The name's Soldaer Torrae, Ranger of Mielikki and Druid of Eilistraee. Couldn't help but notice this rather...unique piece of...shrubbery you're working on. What exactly is it you are doing to that tree?"

He mops sweat off of his brow, and doesn't bother to look at or greet Soldaer. "Krathian." he says abruptly (He's going through a tough time,) "It's a mathas tree, growth responds to psychic energy. This one was tough to direct. I'm exercising."

"Interesting. Can't say I've heard of a mathas tree, but I am familiar with psionics. I myself am not that much of a practitioner, although I do have the ability to speak telepathically," He says, switching over fluidly in mid sentence.

"Fascinating. Not many are able to do so fluidly, all I get from most who try to communicate is jumbled sensations, and most are only able to do so in short bursts."

Indeed. It took many years of practice to master this, but considering I'm a full elf, I've had the time. Soldaer chuckles quietly at this. It also help me communicate with Shade, my companion. Speaking of whom... SHADE! Come on over here!

Krathian patiently awaits the arrival of Shade.

Shortly, a large panther-like beast comes sprinting over, weaving between the various patrons and furniture deftly. Shade is about 5 ft tall at the shoulder, and 14 feet long from snout to tail. Two foot-long saber teeth protrude from her mouth, a mane of quills extend from behind her head to just above her shoulders, and single wicked barb that looks like some sort of stinger extends from the tip of her tail.

Krathian nods respectfully, "Hello Shade."

Greetings Krathian. Shade's voice is deep, but obviously feminine, as she pads over towards Krathian, gently (for a 900 lb feline) bumping into him affectionately.

Seems that she likes you, Krathian. Soldaer is smiling.

"Good to hear." he says without any real mirth. A black-skinned Illithid with white eyes walks over.

"Who's the fur-walker?"

Soldaer's eye widen temporarily at the sight of an illithid, although he quickly recovers. Greetings, Illithid. It has been a long time since I last saw one of your kind.

Before Soldaer has time to explain who she is, Shade turns to the mind flayer, a low growl coming from deep in her throat. I choose to ignore the insult. My name is Shade. I'm a Saberbeast from the Feywild, and Soldaer's companion for many years.

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