"fine... anyways, I think painting the rooms is a great idea"
"Not just paint... Did you see what Atemos did in the last tavern?"
"he never let me in... so no"
"Not in his room. In mine. He made it look like a whole magical forest scene"
I could paint your room for you.
(What would you paint it as?)
I dunno. Something.
(Eris... Having a plan is a good idea)
Eh. Plans are for other people.
(Fair enough. Sometimes no plan is a great plan...)
Exactly.
(Got any non plans today?)
Nope.
(Alright. Good luck in whatever chaos that may cause!)
Thanks! I probably need luck. I got impaled on a mongoose last week.
(... How?)
I tripped on a beaver.
(Where can you trip on a beaver to get impaled on a mongoose?)
A beaver dam diverting water from a mongoose city, which has led them to attack the dam.
(.. What plan and/or world was this on?)
I dunno.
(.. Do you know if they were awakened?)
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"did you use magic? or Eris logic? orange is not the color of the far realm at least 13.82 percent of the time"
"I didn't use any fruits."
"Orange the color."
"Huh?"
"never mind. thanks eris"
"You're welcome."
"how about this. if you can find a way to imbue my room with pure far realm chaos, I will get you some sushi. deal?"
"How much sushi?"
"10 pounds of fish with 10 of rice per day, for the next month. sushi is expensive"
"Sounds good." Eris freezes for a minute, then speaks. "I made an exact duplicate of your room by my house. Now it's as chaotic as part of the Far Realm in your room. Gimme."
"did you use magic? or Eris logic? orange is not the color of the far realm at least 13.82 percent of the time"
"I didn't use any fruits."
"Orange the color."
"Huh?"
"never mind. thanks eris"
"You're welcome."
"how about this. if you can find a way to imbue my room with pure far realm chaos, I will get you some sushi. deal?"
"How much sushi?"
"10 pounds of fish with 10 of rice per day, for the next month. sushi is expensive"
"Sounds good." Eris freezes for a minute, then speaks. "I made an exact duplicate of your room by my house. Now it's as chaotic as part of the Far Realm in your room. Gimme."
"nope. we made no contract, so loopholes are not applicable. I am not that dumb yet. yet"
"did you use magic? or Eris logic? orange is not the color of the far realm at least 13.82 percent of the time"
"I didn't use any fruits."
"Orange the color."
"Huh?"
"never mind. thanks eris"
"You're welcome."
"how about this. if you can find a way to imbue my room with pure far realm chaos, I will get you some sushi. deal?"
"How much sushi?"
"10 pounds of fish with 10 of rice per day, for the next month. sushi is expensive"
"Sounds good." Eris freezes for a minute, then speaks. "I made an exact duplicate of your room by my house. Now it's as chaotic as part of the Far Realm in your room. Gimme."
"nope. we made no contract, so loopholes are not applicable. I am not that dumb yet. yet"
"It wasn't a loophole. I did exactly what you said."
"did you use magic? or Eris logic? orange is not the color of the far realm at least 13.82 percent of the time"
"I didn't use any fruits."
"Orange the color."
"Huh?"
"never mind. thanks eris"
"You're welcome."
"how about this. if you can find a way to imbue my room with pure far realm chaos, I will get you some sushi. deal?"
"How much sushi?"
"10 pounds of fish with 10 of rice per day, for the next month. sushi is expensive"
"Sounds good." Eris freezes for a minute, then speaks. "I made an exact duplicate of your room by my house. Now it's as chaotic as part of the Far Realm in your room. Gimme."
"nope. we made no contract, so loopholes are not applicable. I am not that dumb yet. yet"
"It wasn't a loophole. I did exactly what you said."
"it violated the spirit of said agreement, which is generally considered a type of loophole. If you attempted to make a formal agreement, I would have specified requirements more clearly"
"did you use magic? or Eris logic? orange is not the color of the far realm at least 13.82 percent of the time"
"I didn't use any fruits."
"Orange the color."
"Huh?"
"never mind. thanks eris"
"You're welcome."
"how about this. if you can find a way to imbue my room with pure far realm chaos, I will get you some sushi. deal?"
"How much sushi?"
"10 pounds of fish with 10 of rice per day, for the next month. sushi is expensive"
"Sounds good." Eris freezes for a minute, then speaks. "I made an exact duplicate of your room by my house. Now it's as chaotic as part of the Far Realm in your room. Gimme."
"nope. we made no contract, so loopholes are not applicable. I am not that dumb yet. yet"
"It wasn't a loophole. I did exactly what you said."
"it violated the spirit of said agreement, which is generally considered a type of loophole. If you attempted to make a formal agreement, I would have specified requirements more clearly"
"Yes, well it only violated your half of the spirit of the agreement. Half a violation isn't a violation, so I used no loopholes."
"did you use magic? or Eris logic? orange is not the color of the far realm at least 13.82 percent of the time"
"I didn't use any fruits."
"Orange the color."
"Huh?"
"never mind. thanks eris"
"You're welcome."
"how about this. if you can find a way to imbue my room with pure far realm chaos, I will get you some sushi. deal?"
"How much sushi?"
"10 pounds of fish with 10 of rice per day, for the next month. sushi is expensive"
"Sounds good." Eris freezes for a minute, then speaks. "I made an exact duplicate of your room by my house. Now it's as chaotic as part of the Far Realm in your room. Gimme."
"nope. we made no contract, so loopholes are not applicable. I am not that dumb yet. yet"
"It wasn't a loophole. I did exactly what you said."
"it violated the spirit of said agreement, which is generally considered a type of loophole. If you attempted to make a formal agreement, I would have specified requirements more clearly"
"Yes, well it only violated your half of the spirit of the agreement. Half a violation isn't a violation, so I used no loopholes."
"half a violation is to be rounded up, making it a full violation. you used a loophole"
"did you use magic? or Eris logic? orange is not the color of the far realm at least 13.82 percent of the time"
"I didn't use any fruits."
"Orange the color."
"Huh?"
"never mind. thanks eris"
"You're welcome."
"how about this. if you can find a way to imbue my room with pure far realm chaos, I will get you some sushi. deal?"
"How much sushi?"
"10 pounds of fish with 10 of rice per day, for the next month. sushi is expensive"
"Sounds good." Eris freezes for a minute, then speaks. "I made an exact duplicate of your room by my house. Now it's as chaotic as part of the Far Realm in your room. Gimme."
"nope. we made no contract, so loopholes are not applicable. I am not that dumb yet. yet"
"It wasn't a loophole. I did exactly what you said."
"it violated the spirit of said agreement, which is generally considered a type of loophole. If you attempted to make a formal agreement, I would have specified requirements more clearly"
"Yes, well it only violated your half of the spirit of the agreement. Half a violation isn't a violation, so I used no loopholes."
"half a violation is to be rounded up, making it a full violation. you used a loophole"
"did you use magic? or Eris logic? orange is not the color of the far realm at least 13.82 percent of the time"
"I didn't use any fruits."
"Orange the color."
"Huh?"
"never mind. thanks eris"
"You're welcome."
"how about this. if you can find a way to imbue my room with pure far realm chaos, I will get you some sushi. deal?"
"How much sushi?"
"10 pounds of fish with 10 of rice per day, for the next month. sushi is expensive"
"Sounds good." Eris freezes for a minute, then speaks. "I made an exact duplicate of your room by my house. Now it's as chaotic as part of the Far Realm in your room. Gimme."
"nope. we made no contract, so loopholes are not applicable. I am not that dumb yet. yet"
"It wasn't a loophole. I did exactly what you said."
"it violated the spirit of said agreement, which is generally considered a type of loophole. If you attempted to make a formal agreement, I would have specified requirements more clearly"
"Yes, well it only violated your half of the spirit of the agreement. Half a violation isn't a violation, so I used no loopholes."
"half a violation is to be rounded up, making it a full violation. you used a loophole"
zya is enjoying himself immensely
"This is fifth edition. We always round down."
"this is math, we always round up when dealing with decimals"
"this is math, we always round up when dealing with decimals"
"Yes, but it's half, not 0.50. This is either fractions or percentages. Furthermore, specific beats general, and rounding down in D&D is more specific than rounding up with all decimals."
"this is math, we always round up when dealing with decimals"
"Yes, but it's half, not 0.50. This is either fractions or percentages. Furthermore, specific beats general, and rounding down in D&D is more specific than rounding up with all decimals."
"I dont use fractions,as most of the scientific world does not. specific may beat general, but laws of dnd to not apply to non dnd rules related debates, only mechanics. as writing sushi based contracts is not part of the game mechanics, that does not apply."
"this is math, we always round up when dealing with decimals"
"Yes, but it's half, not 0.50. This is either fractions or percentages. Furthermore, specific beats general, and rounding down in D&D is more specific than rounding up with all decimals."
"I dont use fractions,as most of the scientific world does not. specific may beat general, but laws of dnd to not apply to non dnd rules related debates, only mechanics. as writing sushi based contracts is not part of the game mechanics, that does not apply."
"Zya.... Check the paragraph on page 1 of the tavern above the rules. Wait........ What??"
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"this is math, we always round up when dealing with decimals"
"Yes, but it's half, not 0.50. This is either fractions or percentages. Furthermore, specific beats general, and rounding down in D&D is more specific than rounding up with all decimals."
"I dont use fractions,as most of the scientific world does not. specific may beat general, but laws of dnd to not apply to non dnd rules related debates, only mechanics. as writing sushi based contracts is not part of the game mechanics, that does not apply."
"Zya.... Check the paragraph on page 1 of the tavern above the rules. Wait........ What??"
"This would not technically be considered a contest as contest refers to skill challenge or debate, not unnecessary Eris logic. And as a character, I can not read the tavern rules, so that argument is completely invalid... wait, what? I have the same question. maybe half tabaxi?"
"this is math, we always round up when dealing with decimals"
"Yes, but it's half, not 0.50. This is either fractions or percentages. Furthermore, specific beats general, and rounding down in D&D is more specific than rounding up with all decimals."
"I dont use fractions,as most of the scientific world does not. specific may beat general, but laws of dnd to not apply to non dnd rules related debates, only mechanics. as writing sushi based contracts is not part of the game mechanics, that does not apply."
"Zya.... Check the paragraph on page 1 of the tavern above the rules. Wait........ What??"
"This would not technically be considered a contest as contest refers to skill challenge or debate, not unnecessary Eris logic. And as a character, I can not read the tavern rules, so that argument is completely invalid... wait, what? I have the same question. maybe half tabaxi?"
"... Definitely. But this IS actually a debate... It may be about EL, but it is a debate"
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(.. Do you know if they were awakened?)
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"never mind. thanks eris"
N/A
I don't think so. I'm pretty sure they were just very intelligent mongeese. Or is it mongooses? Or mongeeses?
"You're welcome."
"how about this. if you can find a way to imbue my room with pure far realm chaos, I will get you some sushi. deal?"
N/A
"How much sushi?"
"10 pounds of fish with 10 of rice per day, for the next month. sushi is expensive"
N/A
"Sounds good." Eris freezes for a minute, then speaks. "I made an exact duplicate of your room by my house. Now it's as chaotic as part of the Far Realm in your room. Gimme."
"nope. we made no contract, so loopholes are not applicable. I am not that dumb yet. yet"
N/A
"It wasn't a loophole. I did exactly what you said."
"it violated the spirit of said agreement, which is generally considered a type of loophole. If you attempted to make a formal agreement, I would have specified requirements more clearly"
N/A
"Yes, well it only violated your half of the spirit of the agreement. Half a violation isn't a violation, so I used no loopholes."
"half a violation is to be rounded up, making it a full violation. you used a loophole"
zya is enjoying himself immensely
N/A
"This is fifth edition. We always round down."
"this is math, we always round up when dealing with decimals"
N/A
"Yes, but it's half, not 0.50. This is either fractions or percentages. Furthermore, specific beats general, and rounding down in D&D is more specific than rounding up with all decimals."
"I dont use fractions,as most of the scientific world does not. specific may beat general, but laws of dnd to not apply to non dnd rules related debates, only mechanics. as writing sushi based contracts is not part of the game mechanics, that does not apply."
N/A
"Zya.... Check the paragraph on page 1 of the tavern above the rules. Wait........ What??"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)
"This would not technically be considered a contest as contest refers to skill challenge or debate, not unnecessary Eris logic. And as a character, I can not read the tavern rules, so that argument is completely invalid... wait, what? I have the same question. maybe half tabaxi?"
N/A
"... Definitely. But this IS actually a debate... It may be about EL, but it is a debate"
NNCHRIS: SOUL THIEF, MASTER OF THE ARCANE, AND KING OF NEW YORKNN
Gdl Creator of Ilheia and her Knights of the Fallen Stars ldG
Lesser Student of Technomancy [undergrad student in computer science]
Supporter of the 2014 rules, and a MASSIVE Homebrewer. Come to me all ye who seek salvation in wording thy brews!
Open to homebrew trades at any time!! Or feel free to request HB, and Ill see if I can get it done for ya!
Characters (Outdated)