"That was amazing," Lucius says, "I feel i should pay you for that."
Paige laughs quietly. “No, no it’s fine. I’m not a professional or anything. Thank you for listening. It’s nice to have a more approving audience.” She smiled gratefully.
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Elendon keeps chuckling. "Being an avatar is kinda boring though, you were right about that." He smiles, shaking his head. "Anyways, you never actually introduced yourself." He says smirking as he pulls back fully, leaning casually against the wall across from Atemos' room.
Atemos dramatically bows. “Atemos Astley, Demon Lord of Carnage.”
"And apparently a very attractive woman when he wants to be." Elendon continues chuckling and shakes his head. "You sure do love messing with people, don't you, Atemos?" He says smiling.
“I do. It’s a character flaw of mine.” He makes a mack offended face. “I’m also a very attractive man, thank you very much. Being a woman is mentally exhausting.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"sadly, no. but isn't the waning woods like, walking distance from here?"
“I didn’t want to cut down trees just in case we were assaulted by environmentalists or if it was illegal here.. but we could go there.”
"i don't know if anything is illegal here. seriously, wheres the closest civilization?"
“I’m.. not quite sure.” Paige looked sheepish. “But I don’t have an axe to chop down trees.”
"i have an ax. i have 3 axes. don't ask why."
She smiles in a kind of concerned way but doesn’t question it. “Let’s go chop down some trees.”
"okay, let me grab my axes." Bolehs climbs onto the ceiling into a web hammock thing, and comes back with three axes. *she can hold them all at the same time is what concerns me*
Paige takes one and heads out into the forest. She attempts to chop down a tree, but doesn’t seem super physically strong.
Bolehs starts to rapidly chop at a large tree with both axes, and in a minute she was removing the leaves. *casual 19 in strength*
Paige watches, a bit dumbfounded. “You’re.. very strong..” She strips off the bark and begins to cut the wood into planks.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"sadly, no. but isn't the waning woods like, walking distance from here?"
“I didn’t want to cut down trees just in case we were assaulted by environmentalists or if it was illegal here.. but we could go there.”
"i don't know if anything is illegal here. seriously, wheres the closest civilization?"
“I’m.. not quite sure.” Paige looked sheepish. “But I don’t have an axe to chop down trees.”
"i have an ax. i have 3 axes. don't ask why."
She smiles in a kind of concerned way but doesn’t question it. “Let’s go chop down some trees.”
"okay, let me grab my axes." Bolehs climbs onto the ceiling into a web hammock thing, and comes back with three axes. *she can hold them all at the same time is what concerns me*
Paige takes one and heads out into the forest. She attempts to chop down a tree, but doesn’t seem super physically strong.
Bolehs starts to rapidly chop at a large tree with both axes, and in a minute she was removing the leaves. *casual 19 in strength*
Paige watches, a bit dumbfounded. “You’re.. very strong..” She strips off the bark and begins to cut the wood into planks.
"thank you. its very impressive what happens when you spend half your life catching flies and the other killing them."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"thank you. its very impressive what happens when you spend half your life catching flies and the other killing them."
“Do you have a family or anything? Not that I’m trying to pry or anything! I was just curious.”
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"thank you. its very impressive what happens when you spend half your life catching flies and the other killing them."
“Do you have a family or anything? Not that I’m trying to pry or anything! I was just curious.”
"lets see... my father is dead, my mother lives in the edge of delirium. my..." Bolehs starts counting for a second, before saying, "237 brothers and sisters live in the underdark or the waning woods."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Soldaer grins. "Follow me." He says, sheathing his swords. He starts heading north form the tavern, where Kite can see a single, massive tree rising in the distance nearly a mile and a half away.
She follows on her antelope-like mount.
After about 20 minutes, they reach a beautiful, tranquil scene. A small lake, about 70 feet across, dominates the scene. The shores have cattails and reeds, and even a few small weeping willows. Further in, and within the safety field, are several plots of flowers and vegetable- and fruit-bearing plants. About 30 feet from the shore is a massive hybrid tree, looking like a beautiful cross between willow and birch. 6 large rooms are visible, having been grown right out of the tree, one about 50 feet up with a large wraparound balcony, two more, connected by a bridge made from thinner branches and vines, about 75 feet up, and the final three up at around 100 feet up. Every room is connected to the trunk, with a spiral staircase running up through the trunk. The top floor is the terminating point of the trunk, ending in a 40 ft triangular platform with slightly curved sides, and a roof over it, but open-air otherwise. A room sits at each corner of the triangle, all of them so cunningly hidden by the branches and leaves that they are nearly invisible.
Soldaer stops and smiles. "Like I said, I grew the house."
Elendon keeps chuckling. "Being an avatar is kinda boring though, you were right about that." He smiles, shaking his head. "Anyways, you never actually introduced yourself." He says smirking as he pulls back fully, leaning casually against the wall across from Atemos' room.
Atemos dramatically bows. “Atemos Astley, Demon Lord of Carnage.”
"And apparently a very attractive woman when he wants to be." Elendon continues chuckling and shakes his head. "You sure do love messing with people, don't you, Atemos?" He says smiling.
“I do. It’s a character flaw of mine.” He makes a mack offended face. “I’m also a very attractive man, thank you very much. Being a woman is mentally exhausting.”
Elendon chuckles. "Well, you did a great job at it. As for being an attractive man," He shrugs. "possibly, if I went that way." He says with a smile.
Elendon keeps chuckling. "Being an avatar is kinda boring though, you were right about that." He smiles, shaking his head. "Anyways, you never actually introduced yourself." He says smirking as he pulls back fully, leaning casually against the wall across from Atemos' room.
Atemos dramatically bows. “Atemos Astley, Demon Lord of Carnage.”
"And apparently a very attractive woman when he wants to be." Elendon continues chuckling and shakes his head. "You sure do love messing with people, don't you, Atemos?" He says smiling.
“I do. It’s a character flaw of mine.” He makes a mack offended face. “I’m also a very attractive man, thank you very much. Being a woman is mentally exhausting.”
Elendon chuckles. "Well, you did a great job at it. As for being an attractive man," He shrugs. "possibly, if I went that way." He says with a smile.
[[ did he just say “maybe if I were gay” but smarter ]]
Elendon keeps chuckling. "Being an avatar is kinda boring though, you were right about that." He smiles, shaking his head. "Anyways, you never actually introduced yourself." He says smirking as he pulls back fully, leaning casually against the wall across from Atemos' room.
Atemos dramatically bows. “Atemos Astley, Demon Lord of Carnage.”
"And apparently a very attractive woman when he wants to be." Elendon continues chuckling and shakes his head. "You sure do love messing with people, don't you, Atemos?" He says smiling.
“I do. It’s a character flaw of mine.” He makes a mack offended face. “I’m also a very attractive man, thank you very much. Being a woman is mentally exhausting.”
Elendon chuckles. "Well, you did a great job at it. As for being an attractive man," He shrugs. "possibly, if I went that way." He says with a smile.
[[ did he just say “maybe if I were gay” but smarter ]]
Soldaer grins. "Follow me." He says, sheathing his swords. He starts heading north form the tavern, where Kite can see a single, massive tree rising in the distance nearly a mile and a half away.
She follows on her antelope-like mount.
After about 20 minutes, they reach a beautiful, tranquil scene. A small lake, about 70 feet across, dominates the scene. The shores have cattails and reeds, and even a few small weeping willows. Further in, and within the safety field, are several plots of flowers and vegetable- and fruit-bearing plants. About 30 feet from the shore is a massive hybrid tree, looking like a beautiful cross between willow and birch. 6 large rooms are visible, having been grown right out of the tree, one about 50 feet up with a large wraparound balcony, two more, connected by a bridge made from thinner branches and vines, about 75 feet up, and the final three up at around 100 feet up. Every room is connected to the trunk, with a spiral staircase running up through the trunk. The top floor is the terminating point of the trunk, ending in a 40 ft triangular platform with slightly curved sides, and a roof over it, but open-air otherwise. A room sits at each corner of the triangle, all of them so cunningly hidden by the branches and leaves that they are nearly invisible.
Soldaer stops and smiles. "Like I said, I grew the house."
*also probably the hole where danger foliage was. also, i hope you copy & paste that stuff because otherwise i feel bad for you*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Soldaer grins. "Follow me." He says, sheathing his swords. He starts heading north form the tavern, where Kite can see a single, massive tree rising in the distance nearly a mile and a half away.
She follows on her antelope-like mount.
After about 20 minutes, they reach a beautiful, tranquil scene. A small lake, about 70 feet across, dominates the scene. The shores have cattails and reeds, and even a few small weeping willows. Further in, and within the safety field, are several plots of flowers and vegetable- and fruit-bearing plants. About 30 feet from the shore is a massive hybrid tree, looking like a beautiful cross between willow and birch. 6 large rooms are visible, having been grown right out of the tree, one about 50 feet up with a large wraparound balcony, two more, connected by a bridge made from thinner branches and vines, about 75 feet up, and the final three up at around 100 feet up. Every room is connected to the trunk, with a spiral staircase running up through the trunk. The top floor is the terminating point of the trunk, ending in a 40 ft triangular platform with slightly curved sides, and a roof over it, but open-air otherwise. A room sits at each corner of the triangle, all of them so cunningly hidden by the branches and leaves that they are nearly invisible.
Soldaer stops and smiles. "Like I said, I grew the house."
*also probably the hole where danger foliage was. also, i hope you copy & paste that stuff because otherwise i feel bad for you*
*Bookmarks, and yes, although this time it was all typed normally, lol.*
Paige laughs quietly. “No, no it’s fine. I’m not a professional or anything. Thank you for listening. It’s nice to have a more approving audience.” She smiled gratefully.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“I do. It’s a character flaw of mine.” He makes a mack offended face. “I’m also a very attractive man, thank you very much. Being a woman is mentally exhausting.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Paige watches, a bit dumbfounded. “You’re.. very strong..” She strips off the bark and begins to cut the wood into planks.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"thank you. its very impressive what happens when you spend half your life catching flies and the other killing them."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
“Do you have a family or anything? Not that I’m trying to pry or anything! I was just curious.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"lets see... my father is dead, my mother lives in the edge of delirium. my..." Bolehs starts counting for a second, before saying, "237 brothers and sisters live in the underdark or the waning woods."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*GTG. Chaotic neutral night*
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
——————| EXTENDED SIG |——————
Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*CHAOTIC EVIL NIGHT*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
After about 20 minutes, they reach a beautiful, tranquil scene. A small lake, about 70 feet across, dominates the scene. The shores have cattails and reeds, and even a few small weeping willows. Further in, and within the safety field, are several plots of flowers and vegetable- and fruit-bearing plants. About 30 feet from the shore is a massive hybrid tree, looking like a beautiful cross between willow and birch. 6 large rooms are visible, having been grown right out of the tree, one about 50 feet up with a large wraparound balcony, two more, connected by a bridge made from thinner branches and vines, about 75 feet up, and the final three up at around 100 feet up. Every room is connected to the trunk, with a spiral staircase running up through the trunk. The top floor is the terminating point of the trunk, ending in a 40 ft triangular platform with slightly curved sides, and a roof over it, but open-air otherwise. A room sits at each corner of the triangle, all of them so cunningly hidden by the branches and leaves that they are nearly invisible.
Soldaer stops and smiles. "Like I said, I grew the house."
[[ chaos chaos ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Elendon chuckles. "Well, you did a great job at it. As for being an attractive man," He shrugs. "possibly, if I went that way." He says with a smile.
[[ I have a problem :,] ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ did he just say “maybe if I were gay” but smarter ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*Yeah, basically, lol.*
*Yes....???*
*also probably the hole where danger foliage was. also, i hope you copy & paste that stuff because otherwise i feel bad for you*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*we all do*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Bookmarks, and yes, although this time it was all typed normally, lol.*
[[ the only thing I finished today was ice cream and studio ghibli movies :,] ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ wanna eat some buttercups then turn into a soulless being hell bent on genocide? ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger