Elendon chuckles. "I'll let you get some sleep, Atemos. And those were honest compliments, take them. You did do a surprisingly good job at being a woman, and that is not me being flirty or anything, just pure honesty."
“I don’t sleep. But thanks I guess. This was not the reaction I was expecting. The last almost-deity I hung out with stabbed me to death afterwards.”
"Well, I'll let you rest, then." He chuckles a little. "I'm not your normal deity, and I thought you knew that already, considering how I didn't stop your advances all that much."
“Well that’s just a normal deity thing. Usually they’re pretty easy to get at if you know what to say.”
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Elendon chuckles. "I'll let you get some sleep, Atemos. And those were honest compliments, take them. You did do a surprisingly good job at being a woman, and that is not me being flirty or anything, just pure honesty."
“I don’t sleep. But thanks I guess. This was not the reaction I was expecting. The last almost-deity I hung out with stabbed me to death afterwards.”
Yorac saunters past downstairs. “It’s not too late. You can still stab him.” He whistles merrily as he moves away.
Elendon chuckles. "I'll let you get some sleep, Atemos. And those were honest compliments, take them. You did do a surprisingly good job at being a woman, and that is not me being flirty or anything, just pure honesty."
“I don’t sleep. But thanks I guess. This was not the reaction I was expecting. The last almost-deity I hung out with stabbed me to death afterwards.”
Yorac saunters past downstairs. “It’s not too late. You can still stab him.” He whistles merrily as he moves away.
*They’re in his room.*
You singlehandedly make me homophobic.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Elendon chuckles. "I'll let you get some sleep, Atemos. And those were honest compliments, take them. You did do a surprisingly good job at being a woman, and that is not me being flirty or anything, just pure honesty."
“I don’t sleep. But thanks I guess. This was not the reaction I was expecting. The last almost-deity I hung out with stabbed me to death afterwards.”
Yorac saunters past downstairs. “It’s not too late. You can still stab him.” He whistles merrily as he moves away.
*They’re in his room.*
You singlehandedly make me homophobic.
*Ohhhh. I though they were in the corridor. We could just say he heard them through the door or something.*
Elendon chuckles. "I'll let you get some sleep, Atemos. And those were honest compliments, take them. You did do a surprisingly good job at being a woman, and that is not me being flirty or anything, just pure honesty."
“I don’t sleep. But thanks I guess. This was not the reaction I was expecting. The last almost-deity I hung out with stabbed me to death afterwards.”
"Well, I'll let you rest, then." He chuckles a little. "I'm not your normal deity, and I thought you knew that already, considering how I didn't stop your advances all that much."
“Well that’s just a normal deity thing. Usually they’re pretty easy to get at if you know what to say.”
Elendon smiles, a little sadly. "Unfortunately, you're right, although, like I said, I'm still not your usual deity."
Elendon chuckles. "I'll let you get some sleep, Atemos. And those were honest compliments, take them. You did do a surprisingly good job at being a woman, and that is not me being flirty or anything, just pure honesty."
“I don’t sleep. But thanks I guess. This was not the reaction I was expecting. The last almost-deity I hung out with stabbed me to death afterwards.”
Yorac saunters past downstairs. “It’s not too late. You can still stab him.” He whistles merrily as he moves away.
*They’re in his room.*
You singlehandedly make me homophobic.
*Ohhhh. I though they were in the corridor. We could just say he heard them through the door or something.*
Rude.
Jump off the nearest bridge and die.
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Elendon chuckles. "I'll let you get some sleep, Atemos. And those were honest compliments, take them. You did do a surprisingly good job at being a woman, and that is not me being flirty or anything, just pure honesty."
“I don’t sleep. But thanks I guess. This was not the reaction I was expecting. The last almost-deity I hung out with stabbed me to death afterwards.”
"Well, I'll let you rest, then." He chuckles a little. "I'm not your normal deity, and I thought you knew that already, considering how I didn't stop your advances all that much."
“Well that’s just a normal deity thing. Usually they’re pretty easy to get at if you know what to say.”
Elendon smiles, a little sadly. "Unfortunately, you're true, although, like I said, I'm still not your usual deity."
“Yea? How so?”
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Elendon chuckles. "I'll let you get some sleep, Atemos. And those were honest compliments, take them. You did do a surprisingly good job at being a woman, and that is not me being flirty or anything, just pure honesty."
“I don’t sleep. But thanks I guess. This was not the reaction I was expecting. The last almost-deity I hung out with stabbed me to death afterwards.”
Yorac saunters past downstairs. “It’s not too late. You can still stab him.” He whistles merrily as he moves away.
*They’re in his room.*
You singlehandedly make me homophobic.
*Ohhhh. I though they were in the corridor. We could just say he heard them through the door or something.*
Elendon chuckles. "I'll let you get some sleep, Atemos. And those were honest compliments, take them. You did do a surprisingly good job at being a woman, and that is not me being flirty or anything, just pure honesty."
“I don’t sleep. But thanks I guess. This was not the reaction I was expecting. The last almost-deity I hung out with stabbed me to death afterwards.”
Yorac saunters past downstairs. “It’s not too late. You can still stab him.” He whistles merrily as he moves away.
*They’re in his room.*
You singlehandedly make me homophobic.
*Ohhhh. I though they were in the corridor. We could just say he heard them through the door or something.*
Rude.
Jump off the nearest bridge and die.
We can hold hands and go together.
I’m not holding your crusty man hands, go find a whore to do that with.
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Elendon chuckles. "I'll let you get some sleep, Atemos. And those were honest compliments, take them. You did do a surprisingly good job at being a woman, and that is not me being flirty or anything, just pure honesty."
“I don’t sleep. But thanks I guess. This was not the reaction I was expecting. The last almost-deity I hung out with stabbed me to death afterwards.”
"Well, I'll let you rest, then." He chuckles a little. "I'm not your normal deity, and I thought you knew that already, considering how I didn't stop your advances all that much."
“Well that’s just a normal deity thing. Usually they’re pretty easy to get at if you know what to say.”
Elendon smiles, a little sadly. "Unfortunately, you're true, although, like I said, I'm still not your usual deity."
“Yea? How so?”
"One. Mercy. Two. I still have all the emotions I did form when I was mortal. Three. I once WAS a mortal."
Elendon chuckles. "I'll let you get some sleep, Atemos. And those were honest compliments, take them. You did do a surprisingly good job at being a woman, and that is not me being flirty or anything, just pure honesty."
“I don’t sleep. But thanks I guess. This was not the reaction I was expecting. The last almost-deity I hung out with stabbed me to death afterwards.”
"Well, I'll let you rest, then." He chuckles a little. "I'm not your normal deity, and I thought you knew that already, considering how I didn't stop your advances all that much."
“Well that’s just a normal deity thing. Usually they’re pretty easy to get at if you know what to say.”
Elendon smiles, a little sadly. "Unfortunately, you're true, although, like I said, I'm still not your usual deity."
“Yea? How so?”
"One. Mercy. Two. I still have all the emotions I did form when I was mortal. Three. I once WAS a mortal."
“So you still find women super hot? Wish I could relate.”
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*I don’t have a filter right now, apologizing in advance but only to Elendon.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Elendon chuckles. "I'll let you get some sleep, Atemos. And those were honest compliments, take them. You did do a surprisingly good job at being a woman, and that is not me being flirty or anything, just pure honesty."
“I don’t sleep. But thanks I guess. This was not the reaction I was expecting. The last almost-deity I hung out with stabbed me to death afterwards.”
"Well, I'll let you rest, then." He chuckles a little. "I'm not your normal deity, and I thought you knew that already, considering how I didn't stop your advances all that much."
“Well that’s just a normal deity thing. Usually they’re pretty easy to get at if you know what to say.”
Elendon smiles, a little sadly. "Unfortunately, you're true, although, like I said, I'm still not your usual deity."
“Yea? How so?”
"One. Mercy. Two. I still have all the emotions I did form when I was mortal. Three. I once WAS a mortal."
“So you still find women super hot? Wish I could relate.”
Elendon nods. "Usually because the women are more...level-headed, I guess." He chuckles. "The male deities are usually too aggressive for me to be attracted to."
Elendon chuckles. "I'll let you get some sleep, Atemos. And those were honest compliments, take them. You did do a surprisingly good job at being a woman, and that is not me being flirty or anything, just pure honesty."
“I don’t sleep. But thanks I guess. This was not the reaction I was expecting. The last almost-deity I hung out with stabbed me to death afterwards.”
"Well, I'll let you rest, then." He chuckles a little. "I'm not your normal deity, and I thought you knew that already, considering how I didn't stop your advances all that much."
“Well that’s just a normal deity thing. Usually they’re pretty easy to get at if you know what to say.”
Elendon smiles, a little sadly. "Unfortunately, you're true, although, like I said, I'm still not your usual deity."
“Yea? How so?”
"One. Mercy. Two. I still have all the emotions I did form when I was mortal. Three. I once WAS a mortal."
“So you still find women super hot? Wish I could relate.”
Elendon nods. "Usually because the women are more...level-headed, I guess." He chuckles. "The male deities are usually too aggressive for me to be attracted to."
“I’m not that aggressive. And what about femboy deities?”
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*I don’t have a filter right now, apologizing in advance but only to Elendon.*
*Heh, I relate. Been up since 8:30 AM yesterday, and it's currently 4 AM. 20 hours awake...And still not tired, lol.*
*Yeaaa fellow no sleeper 💥💥💥 summer time.*
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— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fanδ — making a smoothie for meta ——————| EXTENDED SIG |—————— Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Elendon chuckles. "I'll let you get some sleep, Atemos. And those were honest compliments, take them. You did do a surprisingly good job at being a woman, and that is not me being flirty or anything, just pure honesty."
“I don’t sleep. But thanks I guess. This was not the reaction I was expecting. The last almost-deity I hung out with stabbed me to death afterwards.”
"Well, I'll let you rest, then." He chuckles a little. "I'm not your normal deity, and I thought you knew that already, considering how I didn't stop your advances all that much."
“Well that’s just a normal deity thing. Usually they’re pretty easy to get at if you know what to say.”
Elendon smiles, a little sadly. "Unfortunately, you're true, although, like I said, I'm still not your usual deity."
“Yea? How so?”
"One. Mercy. Two. I still have all the emotions I did form when I was mortal. Three. I once WAS a mortal."
“So you still find women super hot? Wish I could relate.”
Elendon nods. "Usually because the women are more...level-headed, I guess." He chuckles. "The male deities are usually too aggressive for me to be attracted to."
“I’m not that aggressive. And what about femboy deities?”
Elendon shrugs. "Meh. Some of them are just as aggressive as the males, and some are just as kind and level-headed as the women."
Elendon shrugs. "Meh. Some of them are just as aggressive as the males, and some are just as kind and level-headed as the women."
“Mhm.” Atemos pulled the ring off of his finger and placed it on the counter. “And aren’t you one of those aggressive male deities?”
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Elendon shrugs. "Meh. Some of them are just as aggressive as the males, and some are just as kind and level-headed as the women."
“Mhm.” Atemos pulled the ring off of his finger and placed it on the counter. “And aren’t you one of those aggressive male deities?”
Elendon laughs. "When I need to be. I'm a warrior, but, like most true warriors, I have a gentler side that is usually reserved for friends and those I need to care for."
Elendon shrugs. "Meh. Some of them are just as aggressive as the males, and some are just as kind and level-headed as the women."
“Mhm.” Atemos pulled the ring off of his finger and placed it on the counter. “And aren’t you one of those aggressive male deities?”
Elendon laughs. "When I need to be. I'm a warrior, but, like most true warriors, I have a gentler side that is usually reserved for friends and those I need to care for."
Atemos shut his eyes. “Yea. You sound like you’d be fun. I’m still considering.”
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“Well that’s just a normal deity thing. Usually they’re pretty easy to get at if you know what to say.”
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Yorac saunters past downstairs. “It’s not too late. You can still stab him.” He whistles merrily as he moves away.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
*They’re in his room.*
You singlehandedly make me homophobic.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Ohhhh. I though they were in the corridor. We could just say he heard them through the door or something.*
Rude.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
Elendon smiles, a little sadly. "Unfortunately, you're right, although, like I said, I'm still not your usual deity."
Jump off the nearest bridge and die.
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
“Yea? How so?”
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We can hold hands and go together.
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
I’m not holding your crusty man hands, go find a whore to do that with.
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
"One. Mercy. Two. I still have all the emotions I did form when I was mortal. Three. I once WAS a mortal."
“So you still find women super hot? Wish I could relate.”
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*I don’t have a filter right now, apologizing in advance but only to Elendon.*
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making a smoothie for meta
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Elendon nods. "Usually because the women are more...level-headed, I guess." He chuckles. "The male deities are usually too aggressive for me to be attracted to."
*Heh, I relate. Been up since 8:30 AM yesterday, and it's currently 4 AM. 20 hours awake...And still not tired, lol.*
“I’m not that aggressive. And what about femboy deities?”
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
*Yeaaa fellow no sleeper 💥💥💥 summer time.*
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making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Elendon shrugs. "Meh. Some of them are just as aggressive as the males, and some are just as kind and level-headed as the women."
“Mhm.” Atemos pulled the ring off of his finger and placed it on the counter. “And aren’t you one of those aggressive male deities?”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ
Elendon laughs. "When I need to be. I'm a warrior, but, like most true warriors, I have a gentler side that is usually reserved for friends and those I need to care for."
Atemos shut his eyes. “Yea. You sound like you’d be fun. I’m still considering.”
— δ cyno • he/him • number one paladin fan δ —
making a smoothie for meta
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Φ • redpelt’s biggest fan :) DM, minmaxer, microbiology student, and lover of anything colored red • Φ