[[ if bill cipher entered my mind he’d want to organize it ]]
*He'd run screaming if he entered mine.*
*he would immediately incinerate himself if he entered mine.* (fun fact, muppet birds sound like guns and decapitation is their main method of alligator genocide*
*I actually already knew that...Also already knew what beach apples were. Now, would you rather stand under one of those in a rainstorm, or under a sandbox tree with 20 ripe fruit?*
[[ don’t go close to a sandbox tree if you got trypophobia]]
*or suriname toads*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Soldaer smiles and leads her to the top floor. "Still quite a bit of work that needs to be done, but would you believe that I grew this place?" He asks with a smile.
"That can't be right. You don't look that old!"
Soldaer laughs. "If this had grown naturally, you'd be correct. What if I told you that this is only about five days old?" He asks, gesturing to the entire thing, including the lake, willow trees, and the tree house itself.
[[ if bill cipher entered my mind he’d want to organize it ]]
*He'd run screaming if he entered mine.*
*he would immediately incinerate himself if he entered mine.* (fun fact, muppet birds sound like guns and decapitation is their main method of alligator genocide*
*I actually already knew that...Also already knew what beach apples were. Now, would you rather stand under one of those in a rainstorm, or under a sandbox tree with 20 ripe fruit?*
[[ don’t go close to a sandbox tree if you got trypophobia]]
*Nah...trypophobia isn't a problem, not unless you stick your hand on its trunk.*
[[ if bill cipher entered my mind he’d want to organize it ]]
*He'd run screaming if he entered mine.*
*he would immediately incinerate himself if he entered mine.* (fun fact, muppet birds sound like guns and decapitation is their main method of alligator genocide*
*I actually already knew that...Also already knew what beach apples were. Now, would you rather stand under one of those in a rainstorm, or under a sandbox tree with 20 ripe fruit?*
[[ don’t go close to a sandbox tree if you got trypophobia]]
Soldaer smiles and leads her to the top floor. "Still quite a bit of work that needs to be done, but would you believe that I grew this place?" He asks with a smile.
"That can't be right. You don't look that old!"
Soldaer laughs. "If this had grown naturally, you'd be correct. What if I told you that this is only about five days old?" He asks, gesturing to the entire thing, including the lake, willow trees, and the tree house itself.
"I wouldn't believe you."
Soldaer grins. "It's the truth."
Aja touches the bark. "Is the tree tired from all its growing?"
[[ if bill cipher entered my mind he’d want to organize it ]]
*He'd run screaming if he entered mine.*
*he would immediately incinerate himself if he entered mine.* (fun fact, muppet birds sound like guns and decapitation is their main method of alligator genocide*
*I actually already knew that...Also already knew what beach apples were. Now, would you rather stand under one of those in a rainstorm, or under a sandbox tree with 20 ripe fruit?*
*hmmmm. a very dark lightshow or a very painful sting..... I'd go with sandbox tree, it probably wouldn't hurt as much as a few hundred blisters on your eyelids. but, WHO KNOWS? also, why do people always name deadly things very innocent names, like beach apple, sandbox tree and (insert other example i can't bother to put in, water hemlock or somethin*
*You know what the Sandbox Tree's nickname is, right?*
*unless it is possumwood, i do not. but i do know that Manchineel (beach apple) is also known as the little apple of death*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Soldaer smiles and leads her to the top floor. "Still quite a bit of work that needs to be done, but would you believe that I grew this place?" He asks with a smile.
"That can't be right. You don't look that old!"
Soldaer laughs. "If this had grown naturally, you'd be correct. What if I told you that this is only about five days old?" He asks, gesturing to the entire thing, including the lake, willow trees, and the tree house itself.
"I wouldn't believe you."
Soldaer grins. "It's the truth."
Aja touches the bark. "Is the tree tired from all its growing?"
Soldaer shakes his head. "Use magic and a touch of my own energy to speed it's growth, and channel it into a song to shape it the way I desire it to grow."
[[ if bill cipher entered my mind he’d want to organize it ]]
*He'd run screaming if he entered mine.*
*he would immediately incinerate himself if he entered mine.* (fun fact, muppet birds sound like guns and decapitation is their main method of alligator genocide*
*I actually already knew that...Also already knew what beach apples were. Now, would you rather stand under one of those in a rainstorm, or under a sandbox tree with 20 ripe fruit?*
[[ don’t go close to a sandbox tree if you got trypophobia]]
*or suriname toads*
*There ya go. That'll trigger that for sure.*
*i have a feeling you just looked up what a suriname toad looks like.*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ if bill cipher entered my mind he’d want to organize it ]]
*He'd run screaming if he entered mine.*
*he would immediately incinerate himself if he entered mine.* (fun fact, muppet birds sound like guns and decapitation is their main method of alligator genocide*
*I actually already knew that...Also already knew what beach apples were. Now, would you rather stand under one of those in a rainstorm, or under a sandbox tree with 20 ripe fruit?*
*hmmmm. a very dark lightshow or a very painful sting..... I'd go with sandbox tree, it probably wouldn't hurt as much as a few hundred blisters on your eyelids. but, WHO KNOWS? also, why do people always name deadly things very innocent names, like beach apple, sandbox tree and (insert other example i can't bother to put in, water hemlock or somethin*
*You know what the Sandbox Tree's nickname is, right?*
*unless it is possumwood, i do not. but i do know that Manchineel (beach apple) is also known as the little apple of death*
*It's better known as the "Dynamite Tree." Here's why:*
[[ if bill cipher entered my mind he’d want to organize it ]]
*He'd run screaming if he entered mine.*
*he would immediately incinerate himself if he entered mine.* (fun fact, muppet birds sound like guns and decapitation is their main method of alligator genocide*
*I actually already knew that...Also already knew what beach apples were. Now, would you rather stand under one of those in a rainstorm, or under a sandbox tree with 20 ripe fruit?*
[[ don’t go close to a sandbox tree if you got trypophobia]]
*or suriname toads*
*There ya go. That'll trigger that for sure.*
*i have a feeling you just looked up what a suriname toad looks like.*
[[ if bill cipher entered my mind he’d want to organize it ]]
*He'd run screaming if he entered mine.*
*he would immediately incinerate himself if he entered mine.* (fun fact, muppet birds sound like guns and decapitation is their main method of alligator genocide*
*I actually already knew that...Also already knew what beach apples were. Now, would you rather stand under one of those in a rainstorm, or under a sandbox tree with 20 ripe fruit?*
[[ don’t go close to a sandbox tree if you got trypophobia]]
*or suriname toads*
*There ya go. That'll trigger that for sure.*
*i have a feeling you just looked up what a suriname toad looks like.*
*Nope. Already knew what they where, lol.*
*bit suspish*
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ if bill cipher entered my mind he’d want to organize it ]]
*He'd run screaming if he entered mine.*
*he would immediately incinerate himself if he entered mine.* (fun fact, muppet birds sound like guns and decapitation is their main method of alligator genocide*
*I actually already knew that...Also already knew what beach apples were. Now, would you rather stand under one of those in a rainstorm, or under a sandbox tree with 20 ripe fruit?*
*hmmmm. a very dark lightshow or a very painful sting..... I'd go with sandbox tree, it probably wouldn't hurt as much as a few hundred blisters on your eyelids. but, WHO KNOWS? also, why do people always name deadly things very innocent names, like beach apple, sandbox tree and (insert other example i can't bother to put in, water hemlock or somethin*
*You know what the Sandbox Tree's nickname is, right?*
*unless it is possumwood, i do not. but i do know that Manchineel (beach apple) is also known as the little apple of death*
*It's better known as the "Dynamite Tree." Here's why:*
*ah, wonderful. did you know wolfsbane is also known as Womansbane. and the most common nickname for manchineel is literally "the tree of death" *
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ if bill cipher entered my mind he’d want to organize it ]]
*He'd run screaming if he entered mine.*
*he would immediately incinerate himself if he entered mine.* (fun fact, muppet birds sound like guns and decapitation is their main method of alligator genocide*
*I actually already knew that...Also already knew what beach apples were. Now, would you rather stand under one of those in a rainstorm, or under a sandbox tree with 20 ripe fruit?*
[[ don’t go close to a sandbox tree if you got trypophobia]]
*or suriname toads*
*There ya go. That'll trigger that for sure.*
*i have a feeling you just looked up what a suriname toad looks like.*
*Nope. Already knew what they where, lol.*
*bit suspish*
*I have a book that's over 500 pages long on reptiles, amphibians, and land-dwelling arthropods. Of course I know what the Suriname Toad is.*
[[ if bill cipher entered my mind he’d want to organize it ]]
*He'd run screaming if he entered mine.*
*he would immediately incinerate himself if he entered mine.* (fun fact, muppet birds sound like guns and decapitation is their main method of alligator genocide*
*I actually already knew that...Also already knew what beach apples were. Now, would you rather stand under one of those in a rainstorm, or under a sandbox tree with 20 ripe fruit?*
[[ don’t go close to a sandbox tree if you got trypophobia]]
*or suriname toads*
*There ya go. That'll trigger that for sure.*
*i have a feeling you just looked up what a suriname toad looks like.*
*Nope. Already knew what they where, lol.*
*bit suspish*
*I have a book that's over 500 pages long on reptiles, amphibians, and land-dwelling arthropods. Of course I know what the Suriname Toad is.*
*Bit sketch. also, i must leave for the night. CHAOTIC GOOD NIGHT WITHER SKELETONS ARE JUST DEAD ENDERMEN AND SNEAK ATTACK DOES SNEAK DAMAGE AND TOPAZ DRAGONS ARE THE BEST NO QUESTIONS ASKED.* (CHAOTIC EVIL NIGHT)
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ if bill cipher entered my mind he’d want to organize it ]]
*He'd run screaming if he entered mine.*
*he would immediately incinerate himself if he entered mine.* (fun fact, muppet birds sound like guns and decapitation is their main method of alligator genocide*
*I actually already knew that...Also already knew what beach apples were. Now, would you rather stand under one of those in a rainstorm, or under a sandbox tree with 20 ripe fruit?*
*hmmmm. a very dark lightshow or a very painful sting..... I'd go with sandbox tree, it probably wouldn't hurt as much as a few hundred blisters on your eyelids. but, WHO KNOWS? also, why do people always name deadly things very innocent names, like beach apple, sandbox tree and (insert other example i can't bother to put in, water hemlock or somethin*
*You know what the Sandbox Tree's nickname is, right?*
*unless it is possumwood, i do not. but i do know that Manchineel (beach apple) is also known as the little apple of death*
*It's better known as the "Dynamite Tree." Here's why:*
*ah, wonderful. did you know wolfsbane is also known as Womansbane. and the most common nickname for manchineel is literally "the tree of death" *
*Yep! Now, did you know that there is a plant that is actually called the suicide plant because of how much pain it causes? You may know it batter as Gympie Gympie, the actual name for it.*
Soldaer smiles and leads her to the top floor. "Still quite a bit of work that needs to be done, but would you believe that I grew this place?" He asks with a smile.
"That can't be right. You don't look that old!"
Soldaer laughs. "If this had grown naturally, you'd be correct. What if I told you that this is only about five days old?" He asks, gesturing to the entire thing, including the lake, willow trees, and the tree house itself.
"I wouldn't believe you."
Soldaer grins. "It's the truth."
Aja touches the bark. "Is the tree tired from all its growing?"
Soldaer shakes his head. "Use magic and a touch of my own energy to speed it's growth, and channel it into a song to shape it the way I desire it to grow."
"That's incredible. So if you're not a god, are you a dryad?"
*or suriname toads*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Soldaer grins. "It's the truth."
[[ True ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*There ya go. That'll trigger that for sure.*
https://music.amazon.com/albums/B07CBPGYPG?do=play&trackAsin=B07C1CHBH1&ref=dm_sh_8a2OjWRyvXK2Coa5U2tshrT3q
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
[[ song nobody asked for ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Aja touches the bark. "Is the tree tired from all its growing?"
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!
*unless it is possumwood, i do not. but i do know that Manchineel (beach apple) is also known as the little apple of death*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Soldaer shakes his head. "Use magic and a touch of my own energy to speed it's growth, and channel it into a song to shape it the way I desire it to grow."
*i have a feeling you just looked up what a suriname toad looks like.*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
[[ should Aja meet Apifite ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*It's better known as the "Dynamite Tree." Here's why:*
*Nope. Already knew what they where, lol.*
*bit suspish*
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*ah, wonderful. did you know wolfsbane is also known as Womansbane. and the most common nickname for manchineel is literally "the tree of death" *
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*I have a book that's over 500 pages long on reptiles, amphibians, and land-dwelling arthropods. Of course I know what the Suriname Toad is.*
[[ all I’ve ever known before were clusters of holes ]] [[ an eye for an eye that’s how the game works, loosing my autonomy, a mutilated part of me ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
*Bit sketch. also, i must leave for the night. CHAOTIC GOOD NIGHT WITHER SKELETONS ARE JUST DEAD ENDERMEN AND SNEAK ATTACK DOES SNEAK DAMAGE AND TOPAZ DRAGONS ARE THE BEST NO QUESTIONS ASKED.* (CHAOTIC EVIL NIGHT)
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*Yep! Now, did you know that there is a plant that is actually called the suicide plant because of how much pain it causes? You may know it batter as Gympie Gympie, the actual name for it.*
"That's incredible. So if you're not a god, are you a dryad?"
Frequent Eladrin || They/Them, but accept all pronouns
Luz Noceda would like to remind you that you're worth loving!