"NO!!! THE PRAWNS ARE GETTING STODGY!" Klei shrieks. "If only someone would come and buy some food, maybe that Theren fellow or his kobold friend..."
*ill bite, this is time shift galax*
"hello there"
"Ah, hello! Welcome to the Stewpot, a true taste of Tilokan half-elf culture! What can I get you?" A dark-skinned half-elf with one eye missing and long fingers stands behind the counter, attempting to stir in three prawns to a soup bowl.
"NO!!! THE PRAWNS ARE GETTING STODGY!" Klei shrieks. "If only someone would come and buy some food, maybe that Theren fellow or his kobold friend..."
*ill bite, this is time shift galax*
"hello there"
"Ah, hello! Welcome to the Stewpot, a true taste of Tilokan half-elf culture! What can I get you?" A dark-skinned half-elf with one eye missing and long fingers stands behind the counter, attempting to stir in three prawns to a soup bowl.
"NO!!! THE PRAWNS ARE GETTING STODGY!" Klei shrieks. "If only someone would come and buy some food, maybe that Theren fellow or his kobold friend..."
*ill bite, this is time shift galax*
"hello there"
"Ah, hello! Welcome to the Stewpot, a true taste of Tilokan half-elf culture! What can I get you?" A dark-skinned half-elf with one eye missing and long fingers stands behind the counter, attempting to stir in three prawns to a soup bowl.
"ill take some soup"
"What kind? We have gazpacho, rabbit stew, vegetarian soup, meat-lovers' soup, or our famous Seven Nation Soup, which incorporates sustainably sourced ingredients from the seven half-elven tribes native to Tiloka."
"NO!!! THE PRAWNS ARE GETTING STODGY!" Klei shrieks. "If only someone would come and buy some food, maybe that Theren fellow or his kobold friend..."
*ill bite, this is time shift galax*
"hello there"
"Ah, hello! Welcome to the Stewpot, a true taste of Tilokan half-elf culture! What can I get you?" A dark-skinned half-elf with one eye missing and long fingers stands behind the counter, attempting to stir in three prawns to a soup bowl.
"ill take some soup"
"What kind? We have gazpacho, rabbit stew, vegetarian soup, meat-lovers' soup, or our famous Seven Nation Soup, which incorporates sustainably sourced ingredients from the seven half-elven tribes native to Tiloka."
"no clue what tiloka is, but ill take the meatlover soup"
"NO!!! THE PRAWNS ARE GETTING STODGY!" Klei shrieks. "If only someone would come and buy some food, maybe that Theren fellow or his kobold friend..."
*ill bite, this is time shift galax*
"hello there"
"Ah, hello! Welcome to the Stewpot, a true taste of Tilokan half-elf culture! What can I get you?" A dark-skinned half-elf with one eye missing and long fingers stands behind the counter, attempting to stir in three prawns to a soup bowl.
"ill take some soup"
"What kind? We have gazpacho, rabbit stew, vegetarian soup, meat-lovers' soup, or our famous Seven Nation Soup, which incorporates sustainably sourced ingredients from the seven half-elven tribes native to Tiloka."
"no clue what tiloka is, but ill take the meatlover soup"
"Nation to the southeast, it's where I'm from. Please take a seat, would you like mild, medium, spicy, or this-would-kill-Tiamat spice level in your soup?"
"NO!!! THE PRAWNS ARE GETTING STODGY!" Klei shrieks. "If only someone would come and buy some food, maybe that Theren fellow or his kobold friend..."
*ill bite, this is time shift galax*
"hello there"
"Ah, hello! Welcome to the Stewpot, a true taste of Tilokan half-elf culture! What can I get you?" A dark-skinned half-elf with one eye missing and long fingers stands behind the counter, attempting to stir in three prawns to a soup bowl.
"ill take some soup"
"What kind? We have gazpacho, rabbit stew, vegetarian soup, meat-lovers' soup, or our famous Seven Nation Soup, which incorporates sustainably sourced ingredients from the seven half-elven tribes native to Tiloka."
"no clue what tiloka is, but ill take the meatlover soup"
"Nation to the southeast, it's where I'm from. Please take a seat, would you like mild, medium, spicy, or this-would-kill-Tiamat spice level in your soup?"
galax laughs, "this would kill tiamat spice please":)
"NO!!! THE PRAWNS ARE GETTING STODGY!" Klei shrieks. "If only someone would come and buy some food, maybe that Theren fellow or his kobold friend..."
*ill bite, this is time shift galax*
"hello there"
"Ah, hello! Welcome to the Stewpot, a true taste of Tilokan half-elf culture! What can I get you?" A dark-skinned half-elf with one eye missing and long fingers stands behind the counter, attempting to stir in three prawns to a soup bowl.
"ill take some soup"
"What kind? We have gazpacho, rabbit stew, vegetarian soup, meat-lovers' soup, or our famous Seven Nation Soup, which incorporates sustainably sourced ingredients from the seven half-elven tribes native to Tiloka."
"no clue what tiloka is, but ill take the meatlover soup"
"Nation to the southeast, it's where I'm from. Please take a seat, would you like mild, medium, spicy, or this-would-kill-Tiamat spice level in your soup?"
galax laughs, "this would kill tiamat spice please":)
"Okay, but you're fixing the toilet" Klei laughs too. He goes back into the kitchen, and loud screaming in Elvish and the sound of daggers being thrown can be heard through the door.
"NO!!! THE PRAWNS ARE GETTING STODGY!" Klei shrieks. "If only someone would come and buy some food, maybe that Theren fellow or his kobold friend..."
*ill bite, this is time shift galax*
"hello there"
"Ah, hello! Welcome to the Stewpot, a true taste of Tilokan half-elf culture! What can I get you?" A dark-skinned half-elf with one eye missing and long fingers stands behind the counter, attempting to stir in three prawns to a soup bowl.
"ill take some soup"
"What kind? We have gazpacho, rabbit stew, vegetarian soup, meat-lovers' soup, or our famous Seven Nation Soup, which incorporates sustainably sourced ingredients from the seven half-elven tribes native to Tiloka."
"no clue what tiloka is, but ill take the meatlover soup"
"Nation to the southeast, it's where I'm from. Please take a seat, would you like mild, medium, spicy, or this-would-kill-Tiamat spice level in your soup?"
galax laughs, "this would kill tiamat spice please":)
"Okay, but you're fixing the toilet" Klei laughs too. He goes back into the kitchen, and loud screaming in Elvish and the sound of daggers being thrown can be heard through the door.
galax is slightly conserned, and walks towrds the kitchen, one hand resting on his sunblade
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The fisherman smirks. "I know what you said and yes I do. Your gonna have to rent a boat."
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galax tries to intimidate the fisherman
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the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*I gtg. I'll be back after Spring Break*
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"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
*why does the fisherman know infernal?*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*He studied it*
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Check out my photography on Flickr. ----> LINK
"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken." - Oscar Wilde
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"how much"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*bye!, i guess i wont be doing anything till you get back*
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
*Since thread advanced very fast, I am know leaving, anyone my run character in my absence if they wish*
My homebrew content: Monsters, subclasses, Magic items, Feats, spells, races, backgrounds
*WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING?????*
Business is slow at the Stewpot, and Klei is struggling to keep a large serving of his famous Seven Nation Soup warm, waiting for customers.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"NO!!! THE PRAWNS ARE GETTING STODGY!" Klei shrieks. "If only someone would come and buy some food, maybe that Theren fellow or his kobold friend..."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
*ill bite, this is time shift galax*
"hello there"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"Ah, hello! Welcome to the Stewpot, a true taste of Tilokan half-elf culture! What can I get you?" A dark-skinned half-elf with one eye missing and long fingers stands behind the counter, attempting to stir in three prawns to a soup bowl.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"ill take some soup"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"What kind? We have gazpacho, rabbit stew, vegetarian soup, meat-lovers' soup, or our famous Seven Nation Soup, which incorporates sustainably sourced ingredients from the seven half-elven tribes native to Tiloka."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"no clue what tiloka is, but ill take the meatlover soup"
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"Nation to the southeast, it's where I'm from. Please take a seat, would you like mild, medium, spicy, or this-would-kill-Tiamat spice level in your soup?"
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
galax laughs, "this would kill tiamat spice please":)
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"Okay, but you're fixing the toilet" Klei laughs too. He goes back into the kitchen, and loud screaming in Elvish and the sound of daggers being thrown can be heard through the door.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
galax is slightly conserned, and walks towrds the kitchen, one hand resting on his sunblade
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented