Do you really think that Stargazer and Elendon will put up with a war between Jerry and those of you unfortunate enough to be blinded to the amazingness that is Jerry? Do not resist, or they shall destroy you as they attempted to do to Jerry.
I'll have you know, Elendon and his fellow deities helping us in the battle against Jerry. The Jerry don't stand a chance against the R.A.A.I.Es and Anahita!
Prove that they're against Jerry now, then.
You want your proof? Check out the Spider Guild's Lair, and there's your proof. *heh*
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Help us! Jerry has threatened adohand’s kitchen for too long! With his mind controlling manipulative ways he has corrupted many of the members of this community. But never fear, the cult of Anti-Jerry is here! We are working on a great project to defeat Jerry and he shall be defeated once and for all!
Do you really think that Stargazer and Elendon will put up with a war between Jerry and those of you unfortunate enough to be blinded to the amazingness that is Jerry? Do not resist, or they shall destroy you as they attempted to do to Jerry.
I'll have you know, Elendon and his fellow deities helping us in the battle against Jerry. The Jerry don't stand a chance against the R.A.A.I.Es and Anahita!
Prove that they're against Jerry now, then.
You want your proof? Check out the Spider Guild's Lair, and there's your proof. *heh*
As well as everything I now know you need (*sinister laugh*)
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Helmut's sacrifice will NOT be in VAIN. Not today, not tommorrow, NOT EVER. If anyone is reading this and truly doesn't want jerry to die, consider joining forces with us. In the past jerry made MANY mistakes, but NOW the Spider Queen is making some of the same mistakes and we cannot let it happen twice.
Helmut's sacrifice will NOT be in VAIN. Not today, not tommorrow, NOT EVER. If anyone is reading this and truly doesn't want jerry to die, consider joining forces with us. In the past jerry made MANY mistakes, but NOW the Spider Queen is making some of the same mistakes and we cannot let it happen twice.
As you say that, a large slime materializes behind you. The slime shifts as magical energy surrounds you, and soon, you are floating in the Void.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Helmut's sacrifice will NOT be in VAIN. Not today, not tomorrow, NOT EVER. If anyone is reading this and truly doesn't want jerry to die, consider joining forces with us. In the past jerry made MANY mistakes, but NOW the Spider Queen is making some of the same mistakes and we cannot let it happen twice.
As you say that, a large slime materializes behind you. The slime shifts as magical energy surrounds you, and soon, you are floating in the Void.
"Stop!" I say. "You are queen of the Spider Guild, yes, but I am creator of the ANTI-JERRY Cult. This is needlessly violent!" I wave my hand and GL0P reappears. "They shall be a prisoner of my Mantises and Striders. Even those who are one with Jerry deserve equity. I am lawful neutral, and I stand by my principles."
Helmut's sacrifice will NOT be in VAIN. Not today, not tomorrow, NOT EVER. If anyone is reading this and truly doesn't want jerry to die, consider joining forces with us. In the past jerry made MANY mistakes, but NOW the Spider Queen is making some of the same mistakes and we cannot let it happen twice.
As you say that, a large slime materializes behind you. The slime shifts as magical energy surrounds you, and soon, you are floating in the Void.
"Stop!" I say. "You are queen of the Spider Guild, yes, but I am creator of the ANTI-JERRY Cult. This is needlessly violent!" I wave my hand and GL0P reappears. "They shall be a prisoner of my Mantises and Striders. Even those who are one with Jerry deserve equity. I am lawful neutral, and I stand by my principles."
Helmut's sacrifice will NOT be in VAIN. Not today, not tomorrow, NOT EVER. If anyone is reading this and truly doesn't want jerry to die, consider joining forces with us. In the past jerry made MANY mistakes, but NOW the Spider Queen is making some of the same mistakes and we cannot let it happen twice.
As you say that, a large slime materializes behind you. The slime shifts as magical energy surrounds you, and soon, you are floating in the Void.
"Stop!" I say. "You are queen of the Spider Guild, yes, but I am creator of the ANTI-JERRY Cult. This is needlessly violent!" I wave my hand and GL0P reappears. "They shall be a prisoner of my Mantises and Striders. Even those who are one with Jerry deserve equity. I am lawful neutral, and I stand by my principles."
Thank you. Finally.
"Only Dertinus is undeserving of mercy..." I walk back to my lab. "Yvonne, you are my second in command. You must learn more merciful practices. Perhaps you can do some training exercises with the Striders? They are new and must learn to control their powers."
"Why do you claim to be merciful, yet you let the Jerries suffer in this pointless WAR!? The longer you hold onto me, the stronger Jerry will come for me and his followers. SURELY you must realize it by now?"
"Why do you claim to be merciful, yet you let the Jerries suffer in this pointless WAR!? The longer you hold onto me, the stronger Jerry will come for me and his followers. SURELY you must realize it by now?"
"What I realize is that you're all talk. Mantises, take them to the cell, but make sure they are safe and in good living conditions." Gamer_Thirteen looks solemn. "Last chance, you SURE you don't want to join us? Smarter than fighting us!"
"you're all repeating the mistakes of the jerry by trying to conquer EVERYTHING. Stargazer will come for you like he did for mendigo, and then you will be sorry."
"you're all repeating the mistakes of the jerry by trying to conquer EVERYTHING. Stargazer will come for you like he did for mendigo, and then you will be sorry."
"I'M no conqueror. I want peace and order. Jerry is a source of chaos and cruelty. I greatly desire peace, and since Jerry has not responded with peace, I am afraid that war was inevitable. I am sorrowful that you do not agree with peace. Perhaps when this is over, Jerry can peacefully join the Grand Alliance, and we will have no need for an Anti-Jerry Cult. But for now, you will be placed in an antimagic cell with adequate food, lodgings, and everything you'll need. Pakriish?" The red-crested Mantis Squad Leader, Pakriish, takes you to your cell, along with green-crested Celvarsh and blue-crested Laebron.
"you're all repeating the mistakes of the jerry by trying to conquer EVERYTHING. Stargazer will come for you like he did for mendigo, and then you will be sorry."
"I'M no conqueror. I want peace and order. Jerry is a source of chaos and cruelty. I greatly desire peace, and since Jerry has not responded with peace, I am afraid that war was inevitable. I am sorrowful that you do not agree with peace. Perhaps when this is over, Jerry can peacefully join the Grand Alliance, and we will have no need for an Anti-Jerry Cult. But for now, you will be placed in an antimagic cell with adequate food, lodgings, and everything you'll need. Pakriish?" The red-crested Mantis Squad Leader, Pakriish, takes you to your cell, along with green-crested Celvarsh and blue-crested Laebron.
I have, on behalf of Jerry, tried multiple times to make peace, but the Spider Queen has rejected it.
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Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Helmut's sacrifice will NOT be in VAIN. Not today, not tomorrow, NOT EVER. If anyone is reading this and truly doesn't want jerry to die, consider joining forces with us. In the past jerry made MANY mistakes, but NOW the Spider Queen is making some of the same mistakes and we cannot let it happen twice.
As you say that, a large slime materializes behind you. The slime shifts as magical energy surrounds you, and soon, you are floating in the Void.
"Stop!" I say. "You are queen of the Spider Guild, yes, but I am creator of the ANTI-JERRY Cult. This is needlessly violent!" I wave my hand and GL0P reappears. "They shall be a prisoner of my Mantises and Striders. Even those who are one with Jerry deserve equity. I am lawful neutral, and I stand by my principles."
"Forgive me. I'm still a bit paranoid. I just didn't want to risk them hurting us and the Guild."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Helmut's sacrifice will NOT be in VAIN. Not today, not tomorrow, NOT EVER. If anyone is reading this and truly doesn't want jerry to die, consider joining forces with us. In the past jerry made MANY mistakes, but NOW the Spider Queen is making some of the same mistakes and we cannot let it happen twice.
As you say that, a large slime materializes behind you. The slime shifts as magical energy surrounds you, and soon, you are floating in the Void.
"Stop!" I say. "You are queen of the Spider Guild, yes, but I am creator of the ANTI-JERRY Cult. This is needlessly violent!" I wave my hand and GL0P reappears. "They shall be a prisoner of my Mantises and Striders. Even those who are one with Jerry deserve equity. I am lawful neutral, and I stand by my principles."
"Forgive me. I'm still a bit paranoid. I just didn't want to risk them hurting us and the Guild."
"It's fine. I've got GL0P in one of the antimagic cells in the dungeon. My Mantis Lieutenants are guarding them. Which reminds me, I've finished making the Striders. Behold! https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/2454801-strider"
Alright, so plopped123 wants a peace treaty. What say you? I think it might be good, we could negotiate that if they don't expand forcibly, we won't lead attacks. We'll even give back the hive!
You want your proof? Check out the Spider Guild's Lair, and there's your proof. *heh*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Jerry must die!
Help us! Jerry has threatened adohand’s kitchen for too long! With his mind controlling manipulative ways he has corrupted many of the members of this community. But never fear, the cult of Anti-Jerry is here! We are working on a great project to defeat Jerry and he shall be defeated once and for all!
As well as everything I now know you need (*sinister laugh*)
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Mmm... no.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
Helmut's sacrifice will NOT be in VAIN. Not today, not tommorrow, NOT EVER. If anyone is reading this and truly doesn't want jerry to die, consider joining forces with us. In the past jerry made MANY mistakes, but NOW the Spider Queen is making some of the same mistakes and we cannot let it happen twice.
As you say that, a large slime materializes behind you. The slime shifts as magical energy surrounds you, and soon, you are floating in the Void.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"Stop!" I say. "You are queen of the Spider Guild, yes, but I am creator of the ANTI-JERRY Cult. This is needlessly violent!" I wave my hand and GL0P reappears. "They shall be a prisoner of my Mantises and Striders. Even those who are one with Jerry deserve equity. I am lawful neutral, and I stand by my principles."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Thank you. Finally.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
"Only Dertinus is undeserving of mercy..." I walk back to my lab. "Yvonne, you are my second in command. You must learn more merciful practices. Perhaps you can do some training exercises with the Striders? They are new and must learn to control their powers."
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"Why do you claim to be merciful, yet you let the Jerries suffer in this pointless WAR!? The longer you hold onto me, the stronger Jerry will come for me and his followers. SURELY you must realize it by now?"
"What I realize is that you're all talk. Mantises, take them to the cell, but make sure they are safe and in good living conditions." Gamer_Thirteen looks solemn. "Last chance, you SURE you don't want to join us? Smarter than fighting us!"
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"you're all repeating the mistakes of the jerry by trying to conquer EVERYTHING. Stargazer will come for you like he did for mendigo, and then you will be sorry."
"I'M no conqueror. I want peace and order. Jerry is a source of chaos and cruelty. I greatly desire peace, and since Jerry has not responded with peace, I am afraid that war was inevitable. I am sorrowful that you do not agree with peace. Perhaps when this is over, Jerry can peacefully join the Grand Alliance, and we will have no need for an Anti-Jerry Cult. But for now, you will be placed in an antimagic cell with adequate food, lodgings, and everything you'll need. Pakriish?" The red-crested Mantis Squad Leader, Pakriish, takes you to your cell, along with green-crested Celvarsh and blue-crested Laebron.
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
"May Stargazer have mercy on us all..."
I have, on behalf of Jerry, tried multiple times to make peace, but the Spider Queen has rejected it.
Paladin main who spends most of his D&D time worldbuilding or DMing, not Paladin-ing.
"Forgive me. I'm still a bit paranoid. I just didn't want to risk them hurting us and the Guild."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"It's fine. I've got GL0P in one of the antimagic cells in the dungeon. My Mantis Lieutenants are guarding them. Which reminds me, I've finished making the Striders. Behold! https://www.dndbeyond.com/monsters/2454801-strider"
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.
Alright, so plopped123 wants a peace treaty. What say you? I think it might be good, we could negotiate that if they don't expand forcibly, we won't lead attacks. We'll even give back the hive!
I am an Arachpriest, Cat Cultist, Sauce Monk, Angel of Death, and First Spinjitzu Master.
I play Thirteen the necromancer elf, Timber the tabaxi child, and more at the tavern. Hope you like yams!
Oh yeah, don't forget to be kind and loving and stuff. Not on during weekends.