Viola goes up to the queen’s office [[ idk if there’s a door or not and if there is idk if it’s open :P ]] and knocks on the doorframe
The king bumps into Viola whilst running toward the entrance to the lair. "If you're looking for Yvonne, now isn't the best time."
“Ok” he looks at the mess of little black beads on the ground, then he leans down and they all gather back on his palm
"Um, I'm kind of in a rush... Good day, try to stay away from any evil Robots." The king continues toward the lair entrance.
As the King steps out of the Lair, they are greeted by a horrific sight.
Floating above your little town neighboring the Lair is a giant monstrosity of steel and scabby flesh. Piscine in form, its great webbed fins gently paddle through the air as long tendrils feel their way across the ground. Its face, if you can even call it that, is composed of myriad camera eyes clumped together like soap bubbles, scanning the surrounding area as the beast emits a low humming sound.
The amalgamation doesn't seem to notice your presence, instead filtering through the town in search of Elsa.
For a second, the king forgets that he's alone (wishful thinking) and says, "Umm.... Yvonne, we have a problem."
He readies himself, drawing his sword and taking stance, ready to face this thing until help arrives- if it does.
The piscine monstrosity does not seem to care about Drummer readying for battle. It picks up a person from the cobblestone path below it with one of its tendrils, looks at them for a few seconds... and then disintegrates them with a beam of energy. Without a second thought, it goes back to sifting through the crowds of panicked people.
"Oh god. We need-" He looks around himself. "I need to go get Calamitas."
Yvonne runs out of the Lair.
"Alright, I got Elsa somewhere safe and oh god what the hell is that?!"
"Whatever it is, it needs to die. This thing is either going to kill me... or become my new recurring nightmare. Nightwalker's are at least magical, this is just... Unnatural." The king stops himself. "Sorry Yvonne. I only ramble on when I'm..." He makes sure Elsa isn't in ear shot. "Scared." He turns back to the machine. "Time to die, monster."
Drummer leaps at the beast after dashing towards it *it was initially about 300 feet away from the lair, but I just retconned it and moved you to the monster*, cutting deep wounds in the side of the beast. The monster's flesh looks soft and raw, but when his sword hits it, it feels like cutting through cobblestones. The monster emits a deep clicking sound as its many camera-like eyes center themselves on Drummer.
From the aberration's stomach lowers a mechanical turret, which quickly begins firing large steel capsules at both Drummer and Yvonne, who was following close behind. Both of them need to make a Dexterity save.
Yvonne's save: 22
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*I'm sorry about the swearing thing, won't happen again. I was in a strange mood last night, probably up too late.*
Drummer's save: 16
Both of you only take half of 37 acid damage, rounded down, as the two avoid the canisters exploding out in a net of interconnected nerves and tissue. Immediately after landing, the tissues and veins starts pulsing rhythmically as they eat away at whatever they landed on. The amalgamation stares at Drummer, and a sensation of disgust and fear trickles throughout his entire body.
It's their turn now. I'll have Yvonne go after you.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The king, trying to stay brave, channels his disgust and fear into anger and strikes up at this thing again.
Attack: 27
Damage: 20
Attack: 13
Damage: 17
The first attack hits, and you hear the squeal of metal on metal as a deep gash forms in the monster's metal plating. You notice the previous wounds you made in the abomination's side start to change. Teeth push themselves out of the sides of the cuts, and the new mouths begin furiously biting at the air.
Yvonne shivers as she pulls out her hand crossbow and fires two bolts at the monstrosity.
First attack: 25 to hit, 9 piercing damage.
Second attack: 20 to hit, 7 piercing damage.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
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The two bolts land in the side of the abomination, but neither of them do too much damage. A foul-smelling yellow fluid begins bleeding from beneath the bolts, trickling down the beast's scabby tissue. *I really want to show just how disturbing this thing is, and I think this is working well*
One of the monster's long tendrils snakes its way down to Drummer, and furiously lashes at him.
First attack: 16 to hit, 25 bludgeoning damage.
Second attack: 16 to hit, 29 bludgeoning damage.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The two bolts land in the side of the abomination, but neither of them do too much damage. A foul-smelling yellow fluid begins bleeding from beneath the bolts, trickling down the beast's scabby tissue. *I really want to show just how disturbing this thing is, and I think this is working well*
One of the monster's long tendrils snakes its way down to Drummer, and furiously lashes at him.
First attack: 24 to hit, 17 bludgeoning damage.
Second attack: 23 to hit, 29 bludgeoning damage.
Both hit, and though the king raises his arms to protect himself, it still hurts like hell.
When the robot slashes the king for the second time, a golden light comes forth from the king's chest, spreading through his body and into the monsters long tendril. This golden light spreads throughout the robot, not doing major damage to any one place, but just weakening the monster as a whole ever so slightly.
That was a paladin ability to do with my subclass, not a magic item, if that makes any difference. The robot takes 14 (Half of 29) radiant damage.
The king uses his action to cast wall of force around himself, the monster and Yvonne, attempting to stop the monster from moving away to try and get Elsa or harm the lair.
*Yes, you're doing a really good job of making this robot a thing of nightmares. I'm lucky robots don't creep me out too much... if this was an alien we are fighting, then I probably would be pretty freaked out right now. Aliens aren't my strong suit.*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The two bolts land in the side of the abomination, but neither of them do too much damage. A foul-smelling yellow fluid begins bleeding from beneath the bolts, trickling down the beast's scabby tissue. *I really want to show just how disturbing this thing is, and I think this is working well*
One of the monster's long tendrils snakes its way down to Drummer, and furiously lashes at him.
First attack: 24 to hit, 17 bludgeoning damage.
Second attack: 23 to hit, 29 bludgeoning damage.
Both hit, and though the king raises his arms to protect himself, it still hurts like hell.
When the robot slashes the king for the second time, a golden light comes forth from the king's chest, spreading through his body and into the monsters long tendril. This golden light spreads throughout the robot, not doing major damage to any one place, but just weakening the monster as a whole ever so slightly.
That was a paladin ability to do with my subclass, not a magic item, if that makes any difference. The robot takes 14 (Half of 29) radiant damage.
The king uses his action to cast wall of force around himself, the monster and Yvonne, attempting to stop the monster from moving away to try and get Elsa or harm the lair.
*Yes, you're doing a really good job of making this robot a thing of nightmares. I'm lucky robots don't creep me out too much... if this was an alien we are fighting, then I probably would be pretty freaked out right now. Aliens aren't my strong suit.*
The beast slowly looks around to address the barrier around itself *yes, I know wall of force is invisible, but the monster has truesight*, emitting more unnerving groans and clicks in response. The sheets of tissue left by the monster's bombs are leaving deep grooves in the buildings around you as they continue to feast.
Yvonne fires another two bolts at the beast, too scared to say anything.
First attack: 22 to hit, 12 piercing damage.
Second attack: 16 to hit, 8 piercing damage.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
The amalgamation focuses on Yvonne, given how it didn't like the divine retribution it got from hitting Drummer, and fires a Disintegration Ray at her.
Yvonne's Dexterity save: 19
Damage: 79 force damage (halved if save was above 17)
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The amalgamation focuses on Yvonne, given how it didn't like the divine retribution it got from hitting Drummer, and fires a Disintegration Ray at her.
Yvonne's Dexterity save: 19
Damage: 79 force damage (halved if save was above 17)
Yvonne winces as a large cube-shaped portion of her arm dissipates into ash. Clutching her arm, she looks back to Drummer. She tries to say something, but the pain of her arm stifles her words.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The amalgamation focuses on Yvonne, given how it didn't like the divine retribution it got from hitting Drummer, and fires a Disintegration Ray at her.
Yvonne's Dexterity save: 19
Damage: 79 force damage (halved if save was above 17)
Yvonne winces as a large cube-shaped portion of her arm dissipates into ash. Clutching her arm, she looks back to Drummer. She tries to say something, but the pain of her arm stifles her words.
*Oh god, that escalated*
*Maybe giant robots could indeed appear in my christmas eve nightmares*
"Yvonne! Don't worry... I'm coming." The king half runs, half slides over to Yvonne, and immediately heals her as much as he can with lay on hands.
*The king has 100 hp in his lay on hands pool, you might have to tell me how much of that he has left after healing Yvonne, if any. He's willing to use it all if she's that badly hurt.*
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I'm not going to be available as much, given how it's nearing Christmas where I am, so this may be the last post until after Christmas. Happy holidays, and I'll see you guys after a few days.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
I'm not going to be available as much, given how it's nearing Christmas where I am, so this may be the last post until after Christmas. Happy holidays, and I'll see you guys after a few days.
I'm not going to be available as much, given how it's nearing Christmas where I am, so this may be the last post until after Christmas. Happy holidays, and I'll see you guys after a few days.
Merry Christmas, Queen
Have a great Christmas! See you later, and then maybe we can finish of this robot
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Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The amalgamation focuses on Yvonne, given how it didn't like the divine retribution it got from hitting Drummer, and fires a Disintegration Ray at her.
Yvonne's Dexterity save: 19
Damage: 79 force damage (halved if save was above 17)
Yvonne winces as a large cube-shaped portion of her arm dissipates into ash. Clutching her arm, she looks back to Drummer. She tries to say something, but the pain of her arm stifles her words.
*Oh god, that escalated*
*Maybe giant robots could indeed appear in my christmas eve nightmares*
"Yvonne! Don't worry... I'm coming." The king half runs, half slides over to Yvonne, and immediately heals her as much as he can with lay on hands.
*The king has 100 hp in his lay on hands pool, you might have to tell me how much of that he has left after healing Yvonne, if any. He's willing to use it all if she's that badly hurt.*
*Windows Vista startup noises* *I'm back!*
It takes 58 of your Lay on Hands pool's HP, but Yvonne is back to full health as a large rectangular scar forms over the missing chunk of her arm. She looks back up at the abomination, noting how it still stares at her coldly.
"Th- Thank you. Now, let's finish this." She whips out her crossbow again, firing two shots at the beast.
First Attack: 19 to hit, 8 damage.
Second Attack: 8 to hit, 7 damage.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The amalgamation focuses on Yvonne, given how it didn't like the divine retribution it got from hitting Drummer, and fires a Disintegration Ray at her.
Yvonne's Dexterity save: 19
Damage: 79 force damage (halved if save was above 17)
Yvonne winces as a large cube-shaped portion of her arm dissipates into ash. Clutching her arm, she looks back to Drummer. She tries to say something, but the pain of her arm stifles her words.
*Oh god, that escalated*
*Maybe giant robots could indeed appear in my christmas eve nightmares*
"Yvonne! Don't worry... I'm coming." The king half runs, half slides over to Yvonne, and immediately heals her as much as he can with lay on hands.
*The king has 100 hp in his lay on hands pool, you might have to tell me how much of that he has left after healing Yvonne, if any. He's willing to use it all if she's that badly hurt.*
*Windows Vista startup noises* *I'm back!*
It takes 58 of your Lay on Hands pool's HP, but Yvonne is back to full health as a large rectangular scar forms over the missing chunk of her arm. She looks back up at the abomination, noting how it still stares at her coldly.
"Th- Thank you. Now, let's finish this." She whips out her crossbow again, firing two shots at the beast.
First Attack: 11 to hit, 9 damage.
Second Attack: 18 to hit, 7 damage.
The king moves forward and swipes at the robots legs (Or tendrils, whatevers holding it off the ground)
Attack: 30
Damage: 22
Attack: 28
Damage: 14
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Anyway, back to the action. :)*
Drummer leaps at the beast after dashing towards it *it was initially about 300 feet away from the lair, but I just retconned it and moved you to the monster*, cutting deep wounds in the side of the beast. The monster's flesh looks soft and raw, but when his sword hits it, it feels like cutting through cobblestones. The monster emits a deep clicking sound as its many camera-like eyes center themselves on Drummer.
From the aberration's stomach lowers a mechanical turret, which quickly begins firing large steel capsules at both Drummer and Yvonne, who was following close behind. Both of them need to make a Dexterity save.
Yvonne's save: 22
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*I'm sorry about the swearing thing, won't happen again. I was in a strange mood last night, probably up too late.*
Drummer's save: 16
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Both of you only take half of 37 acid damage, rounded down, as the two avoid the canisters exploding out in a net of interconnected nerves and tissue. Immediately after landing, the tissues and veins starts pulsing rhythmically as they eat away at whatever they landed on. The amalgamation stares at Drummer, and a sensation of disgust and fear trickles throughout his entire body.
It's their turn now. I'll have Yvonne go after you.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The king, trying to stay brave, channels his discus and fear into anger and strikes up at this thing again.
Attack: 27
Damage: 20
Attack: 13
Damage: 17
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The first attack hits, and you hear the squeal of metal on metal as a deep gash forms in the monster's metal plating. You notice the previous wounds you made in the abomination's side start to change. Teeth push themselves out of the sides of the cuts, and the new mouths begin furiously biting at the air.
Yvonne shivers as she pulls out her hand crossbow and fires two bolts at the monstrosity.
First attack: 25 to hit, 9 piercing damage.
Second attack: 20 to hit, 7 piercing damage.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The two bolts land in the side of the abomination, but neither of them do too much damage. A foul-smelling yellow fluid begins bleeding from beneath the bolts, trickling down the beast's scabby tissue. *I really want to show just how disturbing this thing is, and I think this is working well*
One of the monster's long tendrils snakes its way down to Drummer, and furiously lashes at him.
First attack: 16 to hit, 25 bludgeoning damage.
Second attack: 16 to hit, 29 bludgeoning damage.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Both hit, and though the king raises his arms to protect himself, it still hurts like hell.
When the robot slashes the king for the second time, a golden light comes forth from the king's chest, spreading through his body and into the monsters long tendril. This golden light spreads throughout the robot, not doing major damage to any one place, but just weakening the monster as a whole ever so slightly.
That was a paladin ability to do with my subclass, not a magic item, if that makes any difference. The robot takes 14 (Half of 29) radiant damage.
The king uses his action to cast wall of force around himself, the monster and Yvonne, attempting to stop the monster from moving away to try and get Elsa or harm the lair.
*Yes, you're doing a really good job of making this robot a thing of nightmares. I'm lucky robots don't creep me out too much... if this was an alien we are fighting, then I probably would be pretty freaked out right now. Aliens aren't my strong suit.*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
The beast slowly looks around to address the barrier around itself *yes, I know wall of force is invisible, but the monster has truesight*, emitting more unnerving groans and clicks in response. The sheets of tissue left by the monster's bombs are leaving deep grooves in the buildings around you as they continue to feast.
Yvonne fires another two bolts at the beast, too scared to say anything.
First attack: 22 to hit, 12 piercing damage.
Second attack: 16 to hit, 8 piercing damage.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
[[ tbh if a robot attack me irl I would be paralyzed because animatronics scare the hecc outa me ]]
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
The amalgamation focuses on Yvonne, given how it didn't like the divine retribution it got from hitting Drummer, and fires a Disintegration Ray at her.
Yvonne's Dexterity save: 19
Damage: 79 force damage (halved if save was above 17)
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Yvonne winces as a large cube-shaped portion of her arm dissipates into ash. Clutching her arm, she looks back to Drummer. She tries to say something, but the pain of her arm stifles her words.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*Oh god, that escalated*
*Maybe giant robots could indeed appear in my christmas eve nightmares*
"Yvonne! Don't worry... I'm coming." The king half runs, half slides over to Yvonne, and immediately heals her as much as he can with lay on hands.
*The king has 100 hp in his lay on hands pool, you might have to tell me how much of that he has left after healing Yvonne, if any. He's willing to use it all if she's that badly hurt.*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
*Are you still accepting new members*
MY INFO
I'm not going to be available as much, given how it's nearing Christmas where I am, so this may be the last post until after Christmas. Happy holidays, and I'll see you guys after a few days.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Merry Christmas, Queen
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Have a great Christmas! See you later, and then maybe we can finish of this robot
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
Merry Christmas by the way
MY INFO
*Windows Vista startup noises* *I'm back!*
It takes 58 of your Lay on Hands pool's HP, but Yvonne is back to full health as a large rectangular scar forms over the missing chunk of her arm. She looks back up at the abomination, noting how it still stares at her coldly.
"Th- Thank you. Now, let's finish this." She whips out her crossbow again, firing two shots at the beast.
First Attack: 19 to hit, 8 damage.
Second Attack: 8 to hit, 7 damage.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The king moves forward and swipes at the robots legs (Or tendrils, whatevers holding it off the ground)
Attack: 30
Damage: 22
Attack: 28
Damage: 14
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.