he is in the process of Moving the Weeping deaths to the Greenhouse.
He finds the greenhouse, and with it, Maximillion “hey, I was wondering if there was a way to make it poisonous on contact, but harmless or even healing for spiders”
"...well-Wait, who told you about the plant?"
“You did, I was going to show the queen my weapon I made, but you were there, and the guildmaster”
"...oh. Well, About your Question, I would probably need to Genetically Modify the Spiders, which could take Months."
He nods “I was only wondering if there was a way to make it poisonous on contact so I could turn it into bullets so we have poison bullets”
he is in the process of Moving the Weeping deaths to the Greenhouse.
He finds the greenhouse, and with it, Maximillion “hey, I was wondering if there was a way to make it poisonous on contact, but harmless or even healing for spiders”
"...well-Wait, who told you about the plant?"
“You did, I was going to show the queen my weapon I made, but you were there, and the guildmaster”
"...oh. Well, About your Question, I would probably need to Genetically Modify the Spiders, which could take Months."
He nods “I was only wondering if there was a way to make it poisonous on contact so I could turn it into bullets so we have poison bullets”
"well, the Poison can be Just as Harmful if you get it in your Blood stream, so once we can Extract the poison, we can tip Bullets in them to get the same effect."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Yvonne is working on some strange device on her desk.
Ursula, who is Holding the Blueprints for something enters the Office. "Oh, What are you working on?"
"Well, this place is kinda understaffed. There's a lot to do: Security, clean-up, all the dirty work. So, while we wait for more members, I figured we could repurpose the Novas to do maintenance. Working on adding a gravity beam to this one so it can pick up stuff."
"Good idea. Speaking of Security, how about Taser spiders?" they reply.
"That sounds like a good idea. Mechanical spiders, or normal giant spiders armed with tasers?"
"Mechanical Spiders with Tasers, and emit An E.M.P... i have The Blueprints for the General idea right here." they show them Blueprints for What looks like a Huntsman spider made of metal, with a Taser cannon on it's Abdomen.
"Hmmm.... Yeah, that could work really well! Not sure about the EMP, because that might mess with other nearby machinery. The rest, though, all looks amazing to me!"
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
Yvonne is working on some strange device on her desk.
Ursula, who is Holding the Blueprints for something enters the Office. "Oh, What are you working on?"
"Well, this place is kinda understaffed. There's a lot to do: Security, clean-up, all the dirty work. So, while we wait for more members, I figured we could repurpose the Novas to do maintenance. Working on adding a gravity beam to this one so it can pick up stuff."
"Good idea. Speaking of Security, how about Taser spiders?" they reply.
"That sounds like a good idea. Mechanical spiders, or normal giant spiders armed with tasers?"
"Mechanical Spiders with Tasers, and emit An E.M.P... i have The Blueprints for the General idea right here." they show them Blueprints for What looks like a Huntsman spider made of metal, with a Taser cannon on it's Abdomen.
"Hmmm.... Yeah, that could work really well! Not sure about the EMP, because that might mess with other nearby machinery. The rest, though, all looks amazing to me!"
"alright. Oh, and One last bit, i was thinking about making a tiny Upgrade to some of the Machines."
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Yvonne is working on some strange device on her desk.
Ursula, who is Holding the Blueprints for something enters the Office. "Oh, What are you working on?"
"Well, this place is kinda understaffed. There's a lot to do: Security, clean-up, all the dirty work. So, while we wait for more members, I figured we could repurpose the Novas to do maintenance. Working on adding a gravity beam to this one so it can pick up stuff."
"Good idea. Speaking of Security, how about Taser spiders?" they reply.
"That sounds like a good idea. Mechanical spiders, or normal giant spiders armed with tasers?"
"Mechanical Spiders with Tasers, and emit An E.M.P... i have The Blueprints for the General idea right here." they show them Blueprints for What looks like a Huntsman spider made of metal, with a Taser cannon on it's Abdomen.
"Hmmm.... Yeah, that could work really well! Not sure about the EMP, because that might mess with other nearby machinery. The rest, though, all looks amazing to me!"
"alright. Oh, and One last bit, i was thinking about making a tiny Upgrade to some of the Machines."
*I will not let this thread die. The Spider Guild shall remain eternal!*
"Hmmm.... I'm all ears."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*hemlocke runs into the room yvonne is in, panting heavily. they look up and yvonne sees the fear in their eyes.*
"my queen. there is someone who is trying to take your throne. quickly, the guild must gather our armies and attack- we must act fast or they could succeed."
*a random person pops around the corner* "That's me, your majesty! Pleased to announce that I want to challenge the queen for the throne. You may have me climb the rank ladder first, but if possible, I would like to take over now. And just so you know, I have experience as a queen as I happen to be the leader of the Cult of Nerds and Dorks. Ta-ta!" *disappears*
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
A familiar (To Yvonne and the oldest members of the Spider Guild) elf appears in the main bay wearing elaborate deep purple and blue bladed armor with a pair of long, curved swords on his belt. A blackened bow is slung over his shoulder, although he has no quiver for it, and a blood red cloak with the emblem of a dragon spewing ice crystals in gold trimmed sky blue is on his back. His skin is ebon, and his mid-shoulder length hair is a pale silvery-blue. The guards are surprised at his sudden appearance, given the wards on the guild's lair, and the fact that he seemed to circumvent them without a problem, as well as a large portion of the security force.
He scans the area with his intense, royal blue (Unnaturally blue, you might say), eyes as a glowing, royal crown appears on his head, mainly jeweled with sapphires, rubies, and emeralds, with a single star sapphire at each point of the crown.
A familiar (To Yvonne and the oldest members of the Spider Guild) elf appears in the main bay wearing elaborate deep purple and blue bladed armor with a pair of long, curved swords on his belt. A blackened bow is slung over his shoulder, although he has no quiver for it, and a blood red cloak with the emblem of a dragon spewing ice crystals in gold trimmed sky blue is on his back. His skin is ebon, and his mid-shoulder length hair is a pale silvery-blue. The guards are surprised at his sudden appearance, given the wards on the guild's lair, and the fact that he seemed to circumvent them without a problem, as well as a large portion of the security force.
He scans the area with his intense, royal blue (Unnaturally blue, you might say), eyes as a glowing, royal crown appears on his head, mainly jeweled with sapphires, rubies, and emeralds, with a single star sapphire at each point of the crown.
the moss zombie seems vaguely surprised but bows to the newcomer. "greetings. my name is hemlocke. may i ask who you are? i am fairly new to the Guild."
(they're an elf who has evidently died at some point and been revived through some sort of odd nature magic, as evident in the mosses and lichens growing on them. they wear clothes in shades of brown and green, a mossy cloak, and a belt with potions and other various items tied to it. their hair is tangled, and dirty blond, and roughly jaw-length. their irises glow green, with no visible pupil. their scleras are black. they have pale skin which has a greyish, sickly cast. a snail is perched on their shoulder.)
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she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
A familiar (To Yvonne and the oldest members of the Spider Guild) elf appears in the main bay wearing elaborate deep purple and blue bladed armor with a pair of long, curved swords on his belt. A blackened bow is slung over his shoulder, although he has no quiver for it, and a blood red cloak with the emblem of a dragon spewing ice crystals in gold trimmed sky blue is on his back. His skin is ebon, and his mid-shoulder length hair is a pale silvery-blue. The guards are surprised at his sudden appearance, given the wards on the guild's lair, and the fact that he seemed to circumvent them without a problem, as well as a large portion of the security force.
He scans the area with his intense, royal blue (Unnaturally blue, you might say), eyes as a glowing, royal crown appears on his head, mainly jeweled with sapphires, rubies, and emeralds, with a single star sapphire at each point of the crown.
the moss zombie seems vaguely surprised but bows to the newcomer. "greetings. my name is hemlocke. may i ask who you are? i am fairly new to the Guild."
(they're an elf who has evidently died at some point and been revived through some sort of odd nature magic, as evident in the mosses and lichens growing on them. they wear clothes in shades of brown and green, a mossy cloak, and a belt with potions and other various items tied to it. their hair is tangled, and dirty blond, and roughly jaw-length. their irises glow green, with no visible pupil. their scleras are black. they have pale skin which has a greyish, sickly cast. a snail is perched on their shoulder.)
The elf turns to face them, a slight glowing nimbus of holy energy around them. "I am Elendon Starguide, a former ally of Yvonne. She fought alongside me against Jerry."
A familiar (To Yvonne and the oldest members of the Spider Guild) elf appears in the main bay wearing elaborate deep purple and blue bladed armor with a pair of long, curved swords on his belt. A blackened bow is slung over his shoulder, although he has no quiver for it, and a blood red cloak with the emblem of a dragon spewing ice crystals in gold trimmed sky blue is on his back. His skin is ebon, and his mid-shoulder length hair is a pale silvery-blue. The guards are surprised at his sudden appearance, given the wards on the guild's lair, and the fact that he seemed to circumvent them without a problem, as well as a large portion of the security force.
He scans the area with his intense, royal blue (Unnaturally blue, you might say), eyes as a glowing, royal crown appears on his head, mainly jeweled with sapphires, rubies, and emeralds, with a single star sapphire at each point of the crown.
the moss zombie seems vaguely surprised but bows to the newcomer. "greetings. my name is hemlocke. may i ask who you are? i am fairly new to the Guild."
(they're an elf who has evidently died at some point and been revived through some sort of odd nature magic, as evident in the mosses and lichens growing on them. they wear clothes in shades of brown and green, a mossy cloak, and a belt with potions and other various items tied to it. their hair is tangled, and dirty blond, and roughly jaw-length. their irises glow green, with no visible pupil. their scleras are black. they have pale skin which has a greyish, sickly cast. a snail is perched on their shoulder.)
The elf turns to face them, a slight glowing nimbus of holy energy around them. "I am Elendon Starguide, a former ally of Yvonne. She fought alongside me against Jerry."
"i presume you're here to help us combat the usurper?" hemlocke turns away from elendon and walks further into the Guild's lair. "follow me. i have something we could possibly use."
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she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
A familiar (To Yvonne and the oldest members of the Spider Guild) elf appears in the main bay wearing elaborate deep purple and blue bladed armor with a pair of long, curved swords on his belt. A blackened bow is slung over his shoulder, although he has no quiver for it, and a blood red cloak with the emblem of a dragon spewing ice crystals in gold trimmed sky blue is on his back. His skin is ebon, and his mid-shoulder length hair is a pale silvery-blue. The guards are surprised at his sudden appearance, given the wards on the guild's lair, and the fact that he seemed to circumvent them without a problem, as well as a large portion of the security force.
He scans the area with his intense, royal blue (Unnaturally blue, you might say), eyes as a glowing, royal crown appears on his head, mainly jeweled with sapphires, rubies, and emeralds, with a single star sapphire at each point of the crown.
the moss zombie seems vaguely surprised but bows to the newcomer. "greetings. my name is hemlocke. may i ask who you are? i am fairly new to the Guild."
(they're an elf who has evidently died at some point and been revived through some sort of odd nature magic, as evident in the mosses and lichens growing on them. they wear clothes in shades of brown and green, a mossy cloak, and a belt with potions and other various items tied to it. their hair is tangled, and dirty blond, and roughly jaw-length. their irises glow green, with no visible pupil. their scleras are black. they have pale skin which has a greyish, sickly cast. a snail is perched on their shoulder.)
The elf turns to face them, a slight glowing nimbus of holy energy around them. "I am Elendon Starguide, a former ally of Yvonne. She fought alongside me against Jerry."
"i presume you're here to help us combat the usurper?" hemlocke turns away from elendon and walks further into the Guild's lair. "follow me. i have something we could possibly use."
Elendon chuckles. "I don't need your guild's weapons to fight, although I actually helped make your most powerful weapon."
A familiar (To Yvonne and the oldest members of the Spider Guild) elf appears in the main bay wearing elaborate deep purple and blue bladed armor with a pair of long, curved swords on his belt. A blackened bow is slung over his shoulder, although he has no quiver for it, and a blood red cloak with the emblem of a dragon spewing ice crystals in gold trimmed sky blue is on his back. His skin is ebon, and his mid-shoulder length hair is a pale silvery-blue. The guards are surprised at his sudden appearance, given the wards on the guild's lair, and the fact that he seemed to circumvent them without a problem, as well as a large portion of the security force.
He scans the area with his intense, royal blue (Unnaturally blue, you might say), eyes as a glowing, royal crown appears on his head, mainly jeweled with sapphires, rubies, and emeralds, with a single star sapphire at each point of the crown.
the moss zombie seems vaguely surprised but bows to the newcomer. "greetings. my name is hemlocke. may i ask who you are? i am fairly new to the Guild."
(they're an elf who has evidently died at some point and been revived through some sort of odd nature magic, as evident in the mosses and lichens growing on them. they wear clothes in shades of brown and green, a mossy cloak, and a belt with potions and other various items tied to it. their hair is tangled, and dirty blond, and roughly jaw-length. their irises glow green, with no visible pupil. their scleras are black. they have pale skin which has a greyish, sickly cast. a snail is perched on their shoulder.)
The elf turns to face them, a slight glowing nimbus of holy energy around them. "I am Elendon Starguide, a former ally of Yvonne. She fought alongside me against Jerry."
"i presume you're here to help us combat the usurper?" hemlocke turns away from elendon and walks further into the Guild's lair. "follow me. i have something we could possibly use."
Elendon chuckles. "I don't need your guild's weapons to fight, although I actually helped make your most powerful weapon."
"it'll take a lot to fight this though. we can't depend on having access to any of these. many of our allies are now supporting minty, and we don't yet know who will end up with any of the Guild's weapons." they continue walking, not checking to see if elendon is following.
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she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
A familiar (To Yvonne and the oldest members of the Spider Guild) elf appears in the main bay wearing elaborate deep purple and blue bladed armor with a pair of long, curved swords on his belt. A blackened bow is slung over his shoulder, although he has no quiver for it, and a blood red cloak with the emblem of a dragon spewing ice crystals in gold trimmed sky blue is on his back. His skin is ebon, and his mid-shoulder length hair is a pale silvery-blue. The guards are surprised at his sudden appearance, given the wards on the guild's lair, and the fact that he seemed to circumvent them without a problem, as well as a large portion of the security force.
He scans the area with his intense, royal blue (Unnaturally blue, you might say), eyes as a glowing, royal crown appears on his head, mainly jeweled with sapphires, rubies, and emeralds, with a single star sapphire at each point of the crown.
the moss zombie seems vaguely surprised but bows to the newcomer. "greetings. my name is hemlocke. may i ask who you are? i am fairly new to the Guild."
(they're an elf who has evidently died at some point and been revived through some sort of odd nature magic, as evident in the mosses and lichens growing on them. they wear clothes in shades of brown and green, a mossy cloak, and a belt with potions and other various items tied to it. their hair is tangled, and dirty blond, and roughly jaw-length. their irises glow green, with no visible pupil. their scleras are black. they have pale skin which has a greyish, sickly cast. a snail is perched on their shoulder.)
The elf turns to face them, a slight glowing nimbus of holy energy around them. "I am Elendon Starguide, a former ally of Yvonne. She fought alongside me against Jerry."
"i presume you're here to help us combat the usurper?" hemlocke turns away from elendon and walks further into the Guild's lair. "follow me. i have something we could possibly use."
Elendon chuckles. "I don't need your guild's weapons to fight, although I actually helped make your most powerful weapon."
"it'll take a lot to fight this though. we can't depend on having access to any of these. many of our allies are now supporting minty, and we don't yet know who will end up with any of the Guild's weapons." they continue walking, not checking to see if elendon is following.
*Not that it matters...elendon has an 80 ft walk speed, lol.*
He laughs again and the moss zombie hears a single FTANG! as elendon fires his bow, sending a bolt trailing flames and ice over the zombie's shoulder, drilling deep into the wall. "Like I said, I don't need your weapons. And I helped create the Dreadnaught, and can easily make more if needed."
A familiar (To Yvonne and the oldest members of the Spider Guild) elf appears in the main bay wearing elaborate deep purple and blue bladed armor with a pair of long, curved swords on his belt. A blackened bow is slung over his shoulder, although he has no quiver for it, and a blood red cloak with the emblem of a dragon spewing ice crystals in gold trimmed sky blue is on his back. His skin is ebon, and his mid-shoulder length hair is a pale silvery-blue. The guards are surprised at his sudden appearance, given the wards on the guild's lair, and the fact that he seemed to circumvent them without a problem, as well as a large portion of the security force.
He scans the area with his intense, royal blue (Unnaturally blue, you might say), eyes as a glowing, royal crown appears on his head, mainly jeweled with sapphires, rubies, and emeralds, with a single star sapphire at each point of the crown.
the moss zombie seems vaguely surprised but bows to the newcomer. "greetings. my name is hemlocke. may i ask who you are? i am fairly new to the Guild."
(they're an elf who has evidently died at some point and been revived through some sort of odd nature magic, as evident in the mosses and lichens growing on them. they wear clothes in shades of brown and green, a mossy cloak, and a belt with potions and other various items tied to it. their hair is tangled, and dirty blond, and roughly jaw-length. their irises glow green, with no visible pupil. their scleras are black. they have pale skin which has a greyish, sickly cast. a snail is perched on their shoulder.)
The elf turns to face them, a slight glowing nimbus of holy energy around them. "I am Elendon Starguide, a former ally of Yvonne. She fought alongside me against Jerry."
"i presume you're here to help us combat the usurper?" hemlocke turns away from elendon and walks further into the Guild's lair. "follow me. i have something we could possibly use."
Elendon chuckles. "I don't need your guild's weapons to fight, although I actually helped make your most powerful weapon."
"it'll take a lot to fight this though. we can't depend on having access to any of these. many of our allies are now supporting minty, and we don't yet know who will end up with any of the Guild's weapons." they continue walking, not checking to see if elendon is following.
*Not that it matters...elendon has an 80 ft walk speed, lol.*
He laughs again and the moss zombie hears a single FTANG! as elendon fires his bow, sending a bolt trailing flames and ice over the zombie's shoulder, drilling deep into the wall. "Like I said, I don't need your weapons. And I helped create the Dreadnaught, and can easily make more if needed."
*i didn't think elendon couldn't follow, just that he might choose not to and hemlocke doesn''t particularly care either way*
they flinch away from the bolt and turn towards him, their eyes flashing slightly brighter for a second. "you might need 'em if you keep wasting ammunition in an attempt to intimidate me," they say wryly. they turn to face back down the hall and continue down the hall, though they seem a bit more nervous than before.
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she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
A familiar (To Yvonne and the oldest members of the Spider Guild) elf appears in the main bay wearing elaborate deep purple and blue bladed armor with a pair of long, curved swords on his belt. A blackened bow is slung over his shoulder, although he has no quiver for it, and a blood red cloak with the emblem of a dragon spewing ice crystals in gold trimmed sky blue is on his back. His skin is ebon, and his mid-shoulder length hair is a pale silvery-blue. The guards are surprised at his sudden appearance, given the wards on the guild's lair, and the fact that he seemed to circumvent them without a problem, as well as a large portion of the security force.
He scans the area with his intense, royal blue (Unnaturally blue, you might say), eyes as a glowing, royal crown appears on his head, mainly jeweled with sapphires, rubies, and emeralds, with a single star sapphire at each point of the crown.
the moss zombie seems vaguely surprised but bows to the newcomer. "greetings. my name is hemlocke. may i ask who you are? i am fairly new to the Guild."
(they're an elf who has evidently died at some point and been revived through some sort of odd nature magic, as evident in the mosses and lichens growing on them. they wear clothes in shades of brown and green, a mossy cloak, and a belt with potions and other various items tied to it. their hair is tangled, and dirty blond, and roughly jaw-length. their irises glow green, with no visible pupil. their scleras are black. they have pale skin which has a greyish, sickly cast. a snail is perched on their shoulder.)
The elf turns to face them, a slight glowing nimbus of holy energy around them. "I am Elendon Starguide, a former ally of Yvonne. She fought alongside me against Jerry."
"i presume you're here to help us combat the usurper?" hemlocke turns away from elendon and walks further into the Guild's lair. "follow me. i have something we could possibly use."
Elendon chuckles. "I don't need your guild's weapons to fight, although I actually helped make your most powerful weapon."
"it'll take a lot to fight this though. we can't depend on having access to any of these. many of our allies are now supporting minty, and we don't yet know who will end up with any of the Guild's weapons." they continue walking, not checking to see if elendon is following.
*Not that it matters...elendon has an 80 ft walk speed, lol.*
He laughs again and the moss zombie hears a single FTANG! as elendon fires his bow, sending a bolt trailing flames and ice over the zombie's shoulder, drilling deep into the wall. "Like I said, I don't need your weapons. And I helped create the Dreadnaught, and can easily make more if needed."
*i didn't think elendon couldn't follow, just that he might choose not to and hemlocke doesn''t particularly care either way*
they flinch away from the bolt and turn towards him, their eyes flashing slightly brighter for a second. "you might need 'em if you keep wasting ammunition in an attempt to intimidate me," they say wryly. they turn to face back down the hall and continue down the hall, though they seem a bit more nervous than before.
Elendon shakes his head. That was no intimidation attempt, Hemlocke. Believe me, if I wanted to, you'd be running in fear from me. His eyes flash with blinding radiance, and a pair of spectral wings manifest behind him for a split second before everything goes back to normal. "I am no mere mage or warrior elf, Hemlocke. You'll find out the truth of me soon enough, if you don't know already." With that, he walks past Hemlocke and heads straight towards Yvonne's office, navigating the twisting passages with ease and never questioning where he's going.
In the Atlas bay, Kat'chka has been working overtime on upgrading the various Atlas mechs, and spending a bit of time making a matched pair of 6-shot revolvers for himself, in addition to a bandolier and plenty of ammunition.
The doors to Yvonne's office burst open. Yvonne, in a dark violet suit with jet black tie, walks out of her office ready for battle. Mug of tea in one hand and remote in the other, she hurries towards the Gathering Hall of the Spider Guild's Lair.
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"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
The doors to Yvonne's office burst open. Yvonne, in a dark violet suit with jet black tie, walks out of her office ready for battle. Mug of tea in one hand and remote in the other, she hurries towards the Gathering Hall of the Spider Guild's Lair.
"I'm BAAAAAAAAACK!"
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*You guys deserve an apology. I'm sorry about not letting you know about the vacation, and I'm sorry for just leaving without another word. I hope I can do better as queen in the future.*
He nods “I was only wondering if there was a way to make it poisonous on contact so I could turn it into bullets so we have poison bullets”
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
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"well, the Poison can be Just as Harmful if you get it in your Blood stream, so once we can Extract the poison, we can tip Bullets in them to get the same effect."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
"Hmmm.... Yeah, that could work really well! Not sure about the EMP, because that might mess with other nearby machinery. The rest, though, all looks amazing to me!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"alright. Oh, and One last bit, i was thinking about making a tiny Upgrade to some of the Machines."
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
*I will not let this thread die. The Spider Guild shall remain eternal!*
"Hmmm.... I'm all ears."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*hemlocke runs into the room yvonne is in, panting heavily. they look up and yvonne sees the fear in their eyes.*
"my queen. there is someone who is trying to take your throne. quickly, the guild must gather our armies and attack- we must act fast or they could succeed."
( https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/off-topic/adohands-kitchen/147363-yes-i-do-indeed-want-to-become-the-spider-queen )
she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
current characters:
-Zalia Moonkeeper, tiefling abjuration wizard/alchemist artificer
-Philomena Silverthread, changeling assassin rogue
-Glass, kenku vengeance paladin
*a random person pops around the corner* "That's me, your majesty! Pleased to announce that I want to challenge the queen for the throne. You may have me climb the rank ladder first, but if possible, I would like to take over now. And just so you know, I have experience as a queen as I happen to be the leader of the Cult of Nerds and Dorks. Ta-ta!" *disappears*
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
A familiar (To Yvonne and the oldest members of the Spider Guild) elf appears in the main bay wearing elaborate deep purple and blue bladed armor with a pair of long, curved swords on his belt. A blackened bow is slung over his shoulder, although he has no quiver for it, and a blood red cloak with the emblem of a dragon spewing ice crystals in gold trimmed sky blue is on his back. His skin is ebon, and his mid-shoulder length hair is a pale silvery-blue. The guards are surprised at his sudden appearance, given the wards on the guild's lair, and the fact that he seemed to circumvent them without a problem, as well as a large portion of the security force.
He scans the area with his intense, royal blue (Unnaturally blue, you might say), eyes as a glowing, royal crown appears on his head, mainly jeweled with sapphires, rubies, and emeralds, with a single star sapphire at each point of the crown.
the moss zombie seems vaguely surprised but bows to the newcomer. "greetings. my name is hemlocke. may i ask who you are? i am fairly new to the Guild."
(they're an elf who has evidently died at some point and been revived through some sort of odd nature magic, as evident in the mosses and lichens growing on them. they wear clothes in shades of brown and green, a mossy cloak, and a belt with potions and other various items tied to it. their hair is tangled, and dirty blond, and roughly jaw-length. their irises glow green, with no visible pupil. their scleras are black. they have pale skin which has a greyish, sickly cast. a snail is perched on their shoulder.)
she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
current characters:
-Zalia Moonkeeper, tiefling abjuration wizard/alchemist artificer
-Philomena Silverthread, changeling assassin rogue
-Glass, kenku vengeance paladin
The elf turns to face them, a slight glowing nimbus of holy energy around them. "I am Elendon Starguide, a former ally of Yvonne. She fought alongside me against Jerry."
"i presume you're here to help us combat the usurper?" hemlocke turns away from elendon and walks further into the Guild's lair. "follow me. i have something we could possibly use."
she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
current characters:
-Zalia Moonkeeper, tiefling abjuration wizard/alchemist artificer
-Philomena Silverthread, changeling assassin rogue
-Glass, kenku vengeance paladin
Elendon chuckles. "I don't need your guild's weapons to fight, although I actually helped make your most powerful weapon."
"it'll take a lot to fight this though. we can't depend on having access to any of these. many of our allies are now supporting minty, and we don't yet know who will end up with any of the Guild's weapons." they continue walking, not checking to see if elendon is following.
she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
current characters:
-Zalia Moonkeeper, tiefling abjuration wizard/alchemist artificer
-Philomena Silverthread, changeling assassin rogue
-Glass, kenku vengeance paladin
*Not that it matters...elendon has an 80 ft walk speed, lol.*
He laughs again and the moss zombie hears a single FTANG! as elendon fires his bow, sending a bolt trailing flames and ice over the zombie's shoulder, drilling deep into the wall. "Like I said, I don't need your weapons. And I helped create the Dreadnaught, and can easily make more if needed."
*i didn't think elendon couldn't follow, just that he might choose not to and hemlocke doesn''t particularly care either way*
they flinch away from the bolt and turn towards him, their eyes flashing slightly brighter for a second. "you might need 'em if you keep wasting ammunition in an attempt to intimidate me," they say wryly. they turn to face back down the hall and continue down the hall, though they seem a bit more nervous than before.
she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
current characters:
-Zalia Moonkeeper, tiefling abjuration wizard/alchemist artificer
-Philomena Silverthread, changeling assassin rogue
-Glass, kenku vengeance paladin
Elendon shakes his head. That was no intimidation attempt, Hemlocke. Believe me, if I wanted to, you'd be running in fear from me. His eyes flash with blinding radiance, and a pair of spectral wings manifest behind him for a split second before everything goes back to normal. "I am no mere mage or warrior elf, Hemlocke. You'll find out the truth of me soon enough, if you don't know already." With that, he walks past Hemlocke and heads straight towards Yvonne's office, navigating the twisting passages with ease and never questioning where he's going.
*Meanwhile...*
In the Atlas bay, Kat'chka has been working overtime on upgrading the various Atlas mechs, and spending a bit of time making a matched pair of 6-shot revolvers for himself, in addition to a bandolier and plenty of ammunition.
The doors to Yvonne's office burst open. Yvonne, in a dark violet suit with jet black tie, walks out of her office ready for battle. Mug of tea in one hand and remote in the other, she hurries towards the Gathering Hall of the Spider Guild's Lair.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
"I'm BAAAAAAAAACK!"
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*You guys deserve an apology. I'm sorry about not letting you know about the vacation, and I'm sorry for just leaving without another word. I hope I can do better as queen in the future.*
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)