Yvonne, you need a promotion to Archqueen of All Arachnids, methinks.
Minty, you need a promotion as well, but due to the fact you're trying to steal someone else's cult, I feel your promotion should not be spider-related: you shall become the Archprince (using the non-gendered D&D version) of All Nerds and Dorks.
Seriously though, you two ought to work together. It could be quite a cool duo-queenship.
I agree with Yamana, at least to the possibility of both of you working together.
That being said, considering the aid The Spider Guild gave me in the battle against The Jerry Hive, if it comes to war, Yvonne has my full support.
Yvonne, you need a promotion to Archqueen of All Arachnids, methinks.
Minty, you need a promotion as well, but due to the fact you're trying to steal someone else's cult, I feel your promotion should not be spider-related: you shall become the Archprince (using the non-gendered D&D version) of All Nerds and Dorks.
Seriously though, you two ought to work together. It could be quite a cool duo-queenship.
I agree with Yamana, at least to the possibility of both of you working together.
That being said, considering the aid The Spider Guild gave me in the battle against The Jerry Hive, if it comes to war, Yvonne has my full support.
I second (third?) Yamana's proposal. I would hate for us to go into conflict, and I do believe if we were to work together, we would be unstoppable. But yeah, if you did fight us, we'd stay fighting until our last soldier falls.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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A third queen for the throne? My, my, I do hope you have more than one alliance.
Honestly? Same, I also hope I have more than one alliance. It'd be mortifying if I didn't. No wait, stronger word. Uh. Mortifyerriblastic.
I have a question. Do you have ferrets?
Um. No. Do you?
That was mostly addressed to Nikoli. And no, I do not.
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Yvonne, you need a promotion to Archqueen of All Arachnids, methinks.
Minty, you need a promotion as well, but due to the fact you're trying to steal someone else's cult, I feel your promotion should not be spider-related: you shall become the Archprince (using the non-gendered D&D version) of All Nerds and Dorks.
Seriously though, you two ought to work together. It could be quite a cool duo-queenship.
I agree with Yamana, at least to the possibility of both of you working together.
That being said, considering the aid The Spider Guild gave me in the battle against The Jerry Hive, if it comes to war, Yvonne has my full support.
I second (third?) Yamana's proposal. I would hate for us to go into conflict, and I do believe if we were to work together, we would be unstoppable. But yeah, if you did fight us, we'd stay fighting until our last soldier falls.
I will never give up. There is war coming no matter what Minty chooses. Even if I'm the only soldier.
Yvonne, you need a promotion to Archqueen of All Arachnids, methinks.
Minty, you need a promotion as well, but due to the fact you're trying to steal someone else's cult, I feel your promotion should not be spider-related: you shall become the Archprince (using the non-gendered D&D version) of All Nerds and Dorks.
Seriously though, you two ought to work together. It could be quite a cool duo-queenship.
I agree with Yamana, at least to the possibility of both of you working together.
That being said, considering the aid The Spider Guild gave me in the battle against The Jerry Hive, if it comes to war, Yvonne has my full support.
I second (third?) Yamana's proposal. I would hate for us to go into conflict, and I do believe if we were to work together, we would be unstoppable. But yeah, if you did fight us, we'd stay fighting until our last soldier falls.
I will never give up. There is war coming no matter what Minty chooses. Even if I'm the only soldier.
Isn't this a bad way to go about it? I imagine that this is more of a fanatical way of trying to force your opinion to be the right one. If no matter what is chosen will result in war for you, do you really care about who becomes spider queen or is it more on the point of you don't care and just want to go to war. I feel at this point it would be better to just have both form a Diarchy where each can fact check each other and everyone deals with which one is the better spider queen after we see which is the better spider queen yeah?
Hehehe...Do you even know the powers arrayed against you?
I was gonna say it'd be funny if you listed them
Meh, possibly. Don't want to reveal our hand yet though, lol.
Wouldn't you like to know what we have planned.
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The Nerd Queen! Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out? POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol) I ADMIT IT: I am two hundred thirty-three years old. Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
I have seen the "attempt" at my throne by a certain Minty person.... and I am not amused. They ran an election against me while I was on vacation for a week and entirely unable to react: That's no way to run any sort of election. Anyway, here's the main two reasons why I'm creating this post.
My first reason is to address that I will be opening a REAL election poll soon (I don't have a set date in mind, but if I do, I'll post it here), one where it ISN'T a one-sided charade. The rules for the election are as follows:
The Candidates (Minty and myself) are unable to vote in this election, for obvious reasons.
No bribery, threats, or blackmailing for the purpose of changing one's vote from either party.
If there is a tie in the votes, we shall all revote. If we end up with a tie again, a coin-flip is in order to decide the winner.
Voting will ONLY be allowed on the day that the poll is posted and the day prior. The poll will be locked afterwards, if possible (this is one of my first polls like this.)
Of course, both sides be nice and play fair: This is a fair election. No more scummy tricks, Minty.
My second reason for posting this is to list some reasons why I think I should win. Yes, this may seem biased (and it may unintentionally end up being so), but the information below is fact-checked. So, without further ado, here's the info:
Yvonne has fought in the Jerry Wars, and has supervised the construction of hundreds of machines. She is a skilled engineer and has singlehandedly designed numerous different machines that assisted her in battle: These include the R.A.A.I.Es, Anahita, and the majority of the foot soldiers in the Draedon Legion.
SpiderQueenYvonne has run two Taverns in the past: The Brimstone Tavern, and the Kingdom's Edge Inn, while running the Spider Guild simultaneously.
Yvonne is a skilled leader, and the Spider Guild has made many scientific, engineering, and arcanological breakthroughs under her rule: These include, but are not limited to Silksteel, the Weeping Death plant, and rituals that allow the transformation into an Arachne.
Yvonne has helped majorly in the creation of Gamer_Thirteen's custom world, Tanmar, as well as started the creation of her own custom world Davendria.
And that's all I've got so far. I'll see you in the ballots, Minty: May the best queen reign.
I was looking back at this, and could hold back a laughing fit when I read the first sentence, when you said "by a certain Minty person". Calling her a minty person was genius.
This is in no way meant to offend anyone, I just thought it was funny :)
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I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
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I agree with Yamana, at least to the possibility of both of you working together.
That being said, considering the aid The Spider Guild gave me in the battle against The Jerry Hive, if it comes to war, Yvonne has my full support.
I second (third?) Yamana's proposal. I would hate for us to go into conflict, and I do believe if we were to work together, we would be unstoppable. But yeah, if you did fight us, we'd stay fighting until our last soldier falls.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
That was mostly addressed to Nikoli. And no, I do not.
All stars fade. Some stars forever fall.
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If there was no light, people wouldn't fear the dark.
I will never give up. There is war coming no matter what Minty chooses. Even if I'm the only soldier.
N- not currently.
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Isn't this a bad way to go about it? I imagine that this is more of a fanatical way of trying to force your opinion to be the right one. If no matter what is chosen will result in war for you, do you really care about who becomes spider queen or is it more on the point of you don't care and just want to go to war. I feel at this point it would be better to just have both form a Diarchy where each can fact check each other and everyone deals with which one is the better spider queen after we see which is the better spider queen yeah?
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
I will be spider king if minty doesn't become spider queen.
Yeah...no you won't. You seriously have no idea of the powers you'd be facing...alone.
Who said I was alone?
Hehehe...Do you even know the powers arrayed against you?
I was gonna say it'd be funny if you listed them
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o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Meh, possibly. Don't want to reveal our hand yet though, lol.
Wouldn't you like to know what we have planned.
The Nerd Queen!
Minty (me) vs Yvonne (SpiderQueenYvonne)... how will we work this out?
POSSIBLE Arachnid Queen
Imma nerdy nonbinary YouTuber who lives on Earth, quick summary for ya. (No my channel is not under this username lol)
I ADMIT IT:
I am two hundred thirty-three years old.
Me rn: darn it- can't think of how to design this stupid signature.
I would, but honestly, I doubt you have much that can be a threat to us, as powerful as you may be.
we should make a count of the number of gods/eldritch beings/immortals/liches/etc etc etc that support yvonne cause it's a lot lmao
she/any - member of the spider guild :D - official elesh norn enthusiast
current characters:
-Zalia Moonkeeper, tiefling abjuration wizard/alchemist artificer
-Philomena Silverthread, changeling assassin rogue
-Glass, kenku vengeance paladin
My masters have directed me to support Yvonne's cause. Their direct reinforcements alone consist of four eldritch entities of god-like power.
Hi, I am not a chest. I deny with 100% certainty that I am a chest. I can neither confirm nor deny what I am beyond that.
I used to portray Krathian, Q'ilbrith, Jim, Tara, Turin, Nathan, Tench, Finn, Alvin, and other characters in various taverns.
I also do homebrew, check out my Spells and Magic Items
"That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange eons, even death may die"
As always Yvonne has the full support of the Jhon the tabaxi cult, which includes an army of users, and one god. Jhon the tabaxi.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I was looking back at this, and could hold back a laughing fit when I read the first sentence, when you said "by a certain Minty person". Calling her a minty person was genius.
This is in no way meant to offend anyone, I just thought it was funny :)
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.