Monstrous Compendium Vol. 1: Spelljammer Creatures
Frozen Sick
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He seems a bit surprised that they know his name. "You're both very welcome!"
*I'm good with that, actually*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Kharn does not respond at first. He just stares at the captain, giving everyone nearby a deeply unsettling feeling. "Prove it."
*Actually tell me, is his suspicion completely unwarranted? Kharn is a noble guy and wouldn't do anything bad if this guy's legit.*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"Legally? I'm a consultant for the police. Truthfully? I move around goods that, while not exactly harmful or necessarily illegal, should not be shipped to the places I'm bringing them to. Think about the men who brought European guns to Japan, but without guns. I mostly transport food and other creature comforts that you're not supposed to be able to get in certain places."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Mn, how noble of you." He stubs his own cigar, the heads facing him "And the 'police' are okay with that?"
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
He holds out his arms. "How."
*He's being honest, and he's actually a consultant for the guards in quite a few cities. He's a smuggler, but the police are completely okay with his goods since they are basically harmless or even beneficial. Really, most of the laws he skirts around were not meant to help people.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Yup. I'm actually pretty valuable in some places. Mostly because I'm cheaper than the people who would replace me, but still. And don't call me noble, even with sarcasm. I'm going to be a real noble someday, and then you can call me that."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Mn." He rolls his eyes "Noble's arent anything special. Greed, Gluttony... all of that will only grow hells legions." he shrugs.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"Figure it out." Kharn says bluntly. "I'll wait."
*Hm. We'll have to see how well a guy who died thousands of years ago will react to 'modern' laws.*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"So? It's the status. The power. I was born at the bottom of the ladder, and I'm going to die at the top. Hopefully of a heart attack due to eating crap that's just plain awful for me."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"But shouldn't you be proud of where you started? where you come from?" he asks, tilting his heads.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"Alright then. How about I catch the sun in a cup while we're at it? Gods, you're pathetic. That dumb(gp) might-makes-right bull(gp)!" He snarls. "You think because you have some power that you 'earned,' you can just step on anyone you want, huh? You're exactly why I don't respect the law. You're a carbon copy of the whiter, richer men controlling you, and the whiter, richer men controlling them. Piss off. I don't have to prove anything to you, (gp)hole."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Good morning you goobers, i fixed my sleep schedule*
*Hey! :D*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
Kharn's kris is at the captain's throat immediately. "One more word, captain, and I'll show what I've been through, and make it ten times worse."
*Baaaad move brutha (talking to the captain, not you)*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
"Nothing to be proud of. My home was awful. The world is awful, and the more I learn the worse it seems to get. You're awful, I'm awful, even the baby who was born yesterday is awful. Why do you think so many people give up their babies? There's no point in life other than to enjoy everything you can. It's a rigged game, and if I can help someone else in the process of making it better for myself I'm taking that option."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Samaritan nods "I know I am, hell, I've been alive since the big guy upstairs made Eve for Adam." he reaches out and hugs them "Still, for better or for worse, you are here. Everyone is awful, I know this, but that doesn't mean you can't do nothing bout it."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*gtg*
Heya everyone! I'm EJO, DDB's resident immortal Welsh medieval rat who appears randomly roughly once every week.
I'm not active much, but always up to talk when I am.
I'm known as CptKurn nearly everywhere but here.
Do not ask me about anything I like because I WILL waffle on for half an hour.
He grins. "Oh, well played. You must be really proud of how moral you are. How easily you could destroy someone who hasn't done (gp) to you. Take what you want, and don't give a damn about the consequences, right? And what you want right now is to kill me, huh? Go for it. I'm sure it will make your day to snuff out decades of potential in an instant."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Hi! [hug]*
"I've got nothing to be proud of, man. I do my job, I try and help, and eventually, I'll have enough power to just wipe away anyone who makes the world worse. I'll be just as bad as the people before me, but at least I'll care."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels