Phoenix chuckles. "That ain't that bad. Just another companion."
"It is that bad! Bug's awful company and they're too fragile to do anything worthwhile and-" he blinks and goes full suave salesman mode. "Well, now that I mention it, there's quite the advantage to a golem like bug, you hear? Extra light and easily replaceable and not to mention, they're a blank slate! Normally I make my golems to customer specifications but now, the customer has control! So whaddya say to... let's see, 15 gold? That's a steal!"
"1: Im not buying it. 2: Thats not really a great reason to drink. If you want a good reason you should watch your friends get shot dead in front of your face. Watching soldiers scream for their mothers as they burn alive. Face the horrors of war. Then drink until you drop." Phoenix says.
"Ah. Well, if you have any friends who are in the market for a golem, new or used, send them my way, ya hear?" he takes bug's hand and marches out the door to sell to the street
"Will do. Also, do you wanna try some Christmas cookies? Free of charge." he says with a friendly smile
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Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
Phoenix chuckles. "That ain't that bad. Just another companion."
"It is that bad! Bug's awful company and they're too fragile to do anything worthwhile and-" he blinks and goes full suave salesman mode. "Well, now that I mention it, there's quite the advantage to a golem like bug, you hear? Extra light and easily replaceable and not to mention, they're a blank slate! Normally I make my golems to customer specifications but now, the customer has control! So whaddya say to... let's see, 15 gold? That's a steal!"
"1: Im not buying it. 2: Thats not really a great reason to drink. If you want a good reason you should watch your friends get shot dead in front of your face. Watching soldiers scream for their mothers as they burn alive. Face the horrors of war. Then drink until you drop." Phoenix says.
"Ah. Well, if you have any friends who are in the market for a golem, new or used, send them my way, ya hear?" he takes bug's hand and marches out the door to sell to the street
"Will do. Also, do you wanna try some Christmas cookies? Free of charge." he says with a friendly smile
"I'm a man on a mission, sir!"
*any new char you'd like to have here? someone gullible or rich or easily made to take pity?*
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Phoenix chuckles. "That ain't that bad. Just another companion."
"It is that bad! Bug's awful company and they're too fragile to do anything worthwhile and-" he blinks and goes full suave salesman mode. "Well, now that I mention it, there's quite the advantage to a golem like bug, you hear? Extra light and easily replaceable and not to mention, they're a blank slate! Normally I make my golems to customer specifications but now, the customer has control! So whaddya say to... let's see, 15 gold? That's a steal!"
"1: Im not buying it. 2: Thats not really a great reason to drink. If you want a good reason you should watch your friends get shot dead in front of your face. Watching soldiers scream for their mothers as they burn alive. Face the horrors of war. Then drink until you drop." Phoenix says.
"Ah. Well, if you have any friends who are in the market for a golem, new or used, send them my way, ya hear?" he takes bug's hand and marches out the door to sell to the street
"Will do. Also, do you wanna try some Christmas cookies? Free of charge." he says with a friendly smile
"I'm a man on a mission, sir!"
*any new char you'd like to have here? someone gullible or rich or easily made to take pity?*
"Take some to go!" he says
*I have Thorfinn who has money and is a brawler. He could probably toughen up Bug*
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Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
Phoenix chuckles. "That ain't that bad. Just another companion."
"It is that bad! Bug's awful company and they're too fragile to do anything worthwhile and-" he blinks and goes full suave salesman mode. "Well, now that I mention it, there's quite the advantage to a golem like bug, you hear? Extra light and easily replaceable and not to mention, they're a blank slate! Normally I make my golems to customer specifications but now, the customer has control! So whaddya say to... let's see, 15 gold? That's a steal!"
"1: Im not buying it. 2: Thats not really a great reason to drink. If you want a good reason you should watch your friends get shot dead in front of your face. Watching soldiers scream for their mothers as they burn alive. Face the horrors of war. Then drink until you drop." Phoenix says.
"Ah. Well, if you have any friends who are in the market for a golem, new or used, send them my way, ya hear?" he takes bug's hand and marches out the door to sell to the street
"Will do. Also, do you wanna try some Christmas cookies? Free of charge." he says with a friendly smile
"I'm a man on a mission, sir!"
*any new char you'd like to have here? someone gullible or rich or easily made to take pity?*
"Take some to go!" he says
*I have Thorfinn who has money and is a brawler. He could probably toughen up Bug*
"ah, why not" he takes a cookie and puts it in his mouth, giving another to bug who just holds it as they walk out the door" *anyone if they're willing to become part of the adopted parent trope*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Phoenix chuckles. "That ain't that bad. Just another companion."
"It is that bad! Bug's awful company and they're too fragile to do anything worthwhile and-" he blinks and goes full suave salesman mode. "Well, now that I mention it, there's quite the advantage to a golem like bug, you hear? Extra light and easily replaceable and not to mention, they're a blank slate! Normally I make my golems to customer specifications but now, the customer has control! So whaddya say to... let's see, 15 gold? That's a steal!"
"1: Im not buying it. 2: Thats not really a great reason to drink. If you want a good reason you should watch your friends get shot dead in front of your face. Watching soldiers scream for their mothers as they burn alive. Face the horrors of war. Then drink until you drop." Phoenix says.
"Ah. Well, if you have any friends who are in the market for a golem, new or used, send them my way, ya hear?" he takes bug's hand and marches out the door to sell to the street
"Will do. Also, do you wanna try some Christmas cookies? Free of charge." he says with a friendly smile
"I'm a man on a mission, sir!"
*any new char you'd like to have here? someone gullible or rich or easily made to take pity?*
"Take some to go!" he says
*I have Thorfinn who has money and is a brawler. He could probably toughen up Bug*
"ah, why not" he takes a cookie and puts it in his mouth, giving another to bug who just holds it as they walk out the door" *anyone if they're willing to become part of the adopted parent trope*
"Byeeee!!"
*Hed be a good adoptive parent*
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Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
A kobold wizard, with spectacles at the end of his snout and a pseudodragon familiar, silently walks into the tavern. He steps up to the bar and says, "Hello there! I was wondering if you could give me one of those drinks you have. My name? You can call me Bookwyrm."
Theren is sitting inside by the fire playing his guitar. He is singing a song that he heard from a bard long ago.
Phoenix is making a bunch of Christmas cookies. His apron is stained with chocolate and batter.
Thane sits down nearby, his child cradled in his arms as he looks to the fire, his golden scales shining as takes a seat. He listens to the song, but does not make a sound.
Sparrow sits down nearby, playing the harmonica with enough skill for it to sound decently good.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Theren is sitting inside by the fire playing his guitar. He is singing a song that he heard from a bard long ago.
Phoenix is making a bunch of Christmas cookies. His apron is stained with chocolate and batter.
Thane sits down nearby, his child cradled in his arms as he looks to the fire, his golden scales shining as takes a seat. He listens to the song, but does not make a sound.
Sparrow sits down nearby, playing the harmonica with enough skill for it to sound decently good.
He sings it in elvish as he plays his acoustic guitar. It sounds otherworldly as he sings, like a lullaby.
Phoenix smiles as he decorates the cookies.
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Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
Theren is sitting inside by the fire playing his guitar. He is singing a song that he heard from a bard long ago.
Phoenix is making a bunch of Christmas cookies. His apron is stained with chocolate and batter.
Thane sits down nearby, his child cradled in his arms as he looks to the fire, his golden scales shining as takes a seat. He listens to the song, but does not make a sound.
Sparrow sits down nearby, playing the harmonica with enough skill for it to sound decently good.
Bookwyrm notices the golden scales that shine, and walks over to Thane, introducing himself in Draconic.
Phoenix chuckles. "That ain't that bad. Just another companion."
"It is that bad! Bug's awful company and they're too fragile to do anything worthwhile and-" he blinks and goes full suave salesman mode. "Well, now that I mention it, there's quite the advantage to a golem like bug, you hear? Extra light and easily replaceable and not to mention, they're a blank slate! Normally I make my golems to customer specifications but now, the customer has control! So whaddya say to... let's see, 15 gold? That's a steal!"
"1: Im not buying it. 2: Thats not really a great reason to drink. If you want a good reason you should watch your friends get shot dead in front of your face. Watching soldiers scream for their mothers as they burn alive. Face the horrors of war. Then drink until you drop." Phoenix says.
"Ah. Well, if you have any friends who are in the market for a golem, new or used, send them my way, ya hear?" he takes bug's hand and marches out the door to sell to the street
"Will do. Also, do you wanna try some Christmas cookies? Free of charge." he says with a friendly smile
"I'm a man on a mission, sir!"
*any new char you'd like to have here? someone gullible or rich or easily made to take pity?*
"Take some to go!" he says
*I have Thorfinn who has money and is a brawler. He could probably toughen up Bug*
"ah, why not" he takes a cookie and puts it in his mouth, giving another to bug who just holds it as they walk out the door" *anyone if they're willing to become part of the adopted parent trope*
"Byeeee!!"
*Hed be a good adoptive parent*
*hopefully* Taika, once outside, pulls a little sign out of nowhere and props it on the paver stones. It reads "Taika Mathide, inventor extraordinaire"
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I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3 Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
*hopefully* Taika, once outside, pulls a little sign out of nowhere and props it on the paver stones. It reads "Taika Mathide, inventor extraordinaire"
Thorfinn walks up, a bloodred sword on his back. "Inventor?"
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Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
"Will do. Also, do you wanna try some Christmas cookies? Free of charge." he says with a friendly smile
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
"I'm a man on a mission, sir!"
*any new char you'd like to have here? someone gullible or rich or easily made to take pity?*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
"Take some to go!" he says
*I have Thorfinn who has money and is a brawler. He could probably toughen up Bug*
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
"ah, why not" he takes a cookie and puts it in his mouth, giving another to bug who just holds it as they walk out the door"
*anyone if they're willing to become part of the adopted parent trope*
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
"Byeeee!!"
*Hed be a good adoptive parent*
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
*Anybody want to rp for a little bit?*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Sure!!*
Theren is sitting inside by the fire playing his guitar. He is singing a song that he heard from a bard long ago.
Phoenix is making a bunch of Christmas cookies. His apron is stained with chocolate and batter.
Leo is sitting outside a doctors office, waiting for some help.
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
*maybe.*
This is just Jobah619 again btw
Protect trans kids
Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
*haberdasheries, and yes I do!*
A kobold wizard, with spectacles at the end of his snout and a pseudodragon familiar, silently walks into the tavern. He steps up to the bar and says, "Hello there! I was wondering if you could give me one of those drinks you have. My name? You can call me Bookwyrm."
Dragons, kobolds, and draconic things everywhere!
Thane sits down nearby, his child cradled in his arms as he looks to the fire, his golden scales shining as takes a seat. He listens to the song, but does not make a sound.
Sparrow sits down nearby, playing the harmonica with enough skill for it to sound decently good.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He sings it in elvish as he plays his acoustic guitar. It sounds otherworldly as he sings, like a lullaby.
Phoenix smiles as he decorates the cookies.
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
*return.*
This is just Jobah619 again btw
Protect trans kids
Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
Bookwyrm notices the golden scales that shine, and walks over to Thane, introducing himself in Draconic.
Dragons, kobolds, and draconic things everywhere!
*hopefully*
Taika, once outside, pulls a little sign out of nowhere and props it on the paver stones. It reads "Taika Mathide, inventor extraordinaire"
I'm Fry, a doodler, writer, aspiring singer/songwriter, and sort-of youtuber (check me out!) goofin' around on the interwebs
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown, but I do my best :3
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, undead cutie pie, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
Internet big sib to aspeninthetrees, TheGatoLover, (and hopefully more)
Bookwyrm then travels over to Phoenix, and politely asks, "Could you make a cookie that isn't decorated for me? I don't like frosting."
Dragons, kobolds, and draconic things everywhere!
*Ah, hey.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*revive.*
This is just Jobah619 again btw
Protect trans kids
Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
Thorfinn walks up, a bloodred sword on his back. "Inventor?"
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
He nods, handing him a Christmas tree shaped cookie.
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
He does not understand the song, but finds it soothing regardless as it puts his child to asleep. He sighs, finally having a moment to rest himself.
Eventually he finishes his song, looking to them "How ya doin' Phoenix?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)