Lord's Rest Inn

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*Cut for Jobah.*

 She laughs, her barrel chest expanding with laughter as she slaps their shoulder “Ya got me with it, but don’t worry none, liked the happy memories.” She smiles.

 He looks down to all of them, sighing as heavily as humanly possible “I would rather not have to deal with all of this.” (Quick question, would John get anything because he’s devoted himself to Riotan’s cult?)

 “Just a little self hatred, you heard about me getting arrested right?”

Hayden blushes again a little. "No problem. Still working on rounding out my magic."

"I made these for you to kill! That's the whole point! They're little guys to practice your awesome paladin swordery with!"

"Yes, I did. But you're out, and doing well, aren't you?"

 She notices the blush, “Yer doin’ real good, looks like a know a few people who’re real good with magic.”

 He sighs “Okay, I was taking a nap, but thank you for the gift.  Also, you can just call it swordsmanship.” He reaches down to one of them, picking it up curiously.

 “In terms of life, quite, in terms of mental health, less so unfortunately.” He smiles “But I’ll be fine, I always am.”

"Thanks! I do my best..."

The quasit is made of rooster, rat, and lizard parts, and it squirms in futility. "That's a less fun word though!"

"Well, don't just push through and assume things will work out. Take time to address your pain and try and reconcile with it."

 “Looks like yer best is real good, ain’t it?” She says, sitting her firewood down for a moment.

 He begins slowly squeezing on it, his grip crushing as he plans to kill it this way “I…” He sighs “It’s not worth the effort with you.”

 He shakes his head “Don’t worry about me Thirteen, I already got the speech from Mauric and Saphuno. I’ll be okay.”

"I guess. I've seen stronger mages though."

"I'm not worth it? You've hurt my feelings." Rio pouts exaggeratedly.

"Good to hear."

 “That doesn’t mean you aren’t strong. Just, less so.” She pats their shoulder “Now, why do ya blush so much around me?”

 He crushes the creature in his hand before looking to them “A threatened to stab you when we met, you’ll live a few sour words.”

 He walks back into the kitchen “Do you want anything to eat? I’m getting better at cooking every day.”

"What? No I don't..."

"Maybe little things hurt me more than larger things because they fit through the chinks in my armor." He pouts.

"I am alright, but thank you for offering."

 “Ya know yer cute when ya lie.” She says, baiting it out.

 “Oh? The demon doesn’t like it when his feelings get hurt? I guess I’ll keep that in mind.” He says, standing up, crushing each of the little creatures.

 “Oh come on, please, let me show you how much I’ve grown. How has life been for you? Has anything new happened?”

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*i don’t have a character, so let’s do smth fun. Anyone, give me a race*

*thri-kreen*

 *what are those again? Perhaps a different one*

*they're like telepathic mantis people. if not, you could do tabaxi*

 *okay, tabaxi. Now I need a class*

*monk*

 *cool. Somebody, now, a tragic backstory element*

*dead wife*

 *ah! Classic. Now, how about a sexuality*

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*Does anyone want to rp before I’m gone for the day?*

 *Anybody else?*

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"I have." He growls.

"Your daughter? How old is she?"

Rio looks sympathetic and regretful. "I'm sorry. But I want to legitimately help you. Just tell me something I can do for you, and I'll do it. Nothing asked in return."

 "I didn't kill that poor ferret, though, somebody did. Here, try it." he tosses them a note, open to the page containing the details of Felix's death. "Those details don't match how he died. Try it. Write my name in it. Look into my eyes while you do." he cackles, staring at them.

"19 in human terms. shes the light of my life, other than my husband..."

"I need somebody to help me get clean..." he says, sniffling.

"...huh??" Mauric looks at it, then writes 'Omi' on the page, staring into your eyes.

"In human terms?"

"Of course. Don't worry. I'll help however you need."

 He can see that the details for Felix's death don't match up. "So, after fourty seconds, I should die, right? According to the inside cover of the note?"

"Herangon age different... I'm only about 20 years old, but a human at my age would be 40-ish. We mature quickly, and then age slower."

"Thank you..." he says, clinging to Riotan. "My name is Mac..."

"Uhhhh..." He flips to the dust jacket.

"Oh. So how old is she in regular terms?"

Rio hugs him back. "I'm Riotan. Glad to meet you. So where do we need to go?"

 On the inside of the cover, it reads 'The person whose name is written in this note shall die... If no cause of death is written in 40 seconds, the victim will die of a heart attack.' Omi reads it aloud from memory as Mauric reads along. 

"It's only been a few months since she was born." She sighs "She grew up fast."

"I don't know... I just need somebody to keep me in check..."

"Just 'cause something's written down doesn't mean it's true. Do you expect me to believe that you weren't involved? And either way, if you hadn't done this to begin with, he wouldn't have thrown that stupid feast and he wouldn't have died!!"

"Huh. I'm 19, so that's pretty interesting biologically... I don't know much about that stuff though."

"Okay. So what are you going to go do now?" Rio smiles reassuringly.

 "He died the day after. I wasn't actually gonna kill him. That boyfriend of his though..." he cackles. "Cyvus Thornweaver... A sad old centenarian. I killed him." he licks his black teeth, cackling.

"So, what are you doing all the way out here? pretty far from anything."

"I guess, get some food?..." he says, unsure.

"Wh-what? What are you on about, you weirdo?"

"Practicing my psionics without bothering anyone."

"Okay. We can go do that, no problem. You also mentioned needing to clean yourself?"

 "Doesn't matter... It's been 40 seconds, no? I'm alive. I didn't kill Felix, Scout's Honor."

"Now that's interesting." she says, nodding. "Sounds fun."

he flushes, rubbing the back of his head. "Like, sober... y'know? No drugs, o-or alchohol?..."

"How dumb do you think I am?" Mauric hisses, taking the glaive off his back. "You expect me to believe that this even does anything? It's just a notebook! And you certainly still set up his death, just mundanely!"

"Yeah." She nods, blushing slightly.

"Oh. Okay. Well that's a long-term goal and I'm sure you'll be able to reach it. But anyway, what did you want to get?"