*It's my birthday! Yay! I'm so glad that there isn't anything to make this special day any less special and wonderful!*
*I had to sleep on the couch tonight because my bed broke.*
*But I do have an idea for a Void Warlock whose patron is a god-like being of suffering and emptiness who manifests its power through black holes. The warlock himself has the glorious Worthless Husk background, which has the wonderful trait of being just generally worse at everything. As in, their ability scores are lowered until Standard Array is too high for them, and they start with almost nothing.*
*Oh dear, are you okay? Sleeping in the couch can be rough. Also, happy birthday! 🎂 🥳🧁🎉✨🎁🎈🍰💐*
*I am mostly fine. I'm probably gonna eat ramen and bacon cheeseburgers today.*
*Oh, looks like I came at the perfect time. Happy Birthday to you Baalze. Since I wasn’t able to get you a gift, would you like me to sing you the birthday song? Also, hello everyone else.*
*Oh, looks like I came at the perfect time. Happy Birthday to you Baalze. Since I wasn’t able to get you a gift, would you like me to sing you the birthday song? Also, hello everyone else.*
*Like a bald eagle, you shall lack the proper vocal cords.*
*Also, I finally made a character worthy of the Worthless Husk background from Steinhardt's. With the Worthless feature.*
*It's my birthday! Yay! I'm so glad that there isn't anything to make this special day any less special and wonderful!*
*I had to sleep on the couch tonight because my bed broke.*
*But I do have an idea for a Void Warlock whose patron is a god-like being of suffering and emptiness who manifests its power through black holes. The warlock himself has the glorious Worthless Husk background, which has the wonderful trait of being just generally worse at everything. As in, their ability scores are lowered until Standard Array is too high for them, and they start with almost nothing.*
*Oh dear, are you okay? Sleeping in the couch can be rough. Also, happy birthday! 🎂 🥳🧁🎉✨🎁🎈🍰💐*
*I am mostly fine. I'm probably gonna eat ramen and bacon cheeseburgers today.*
*It's my birthday! Yay! I'm so glad that there isn't anything to make this special day any less special and wonderful!*
*I had to sleep on the couch tonight because my bed broke.*
*But I do have an idea for a Void Warlock whose patron is a god-like being of suffering and emptiness who manifests its power through black holes. The warlock himself has the glorious Worthless Husk background, which has the wonderful trait of being just generally worse at everything. As in, their ability scores are lowered until Standard Array is too high for them, and they start with almost nothing.*
*Oh dear, are you okay? Sleeping in the couch can be rough. Also, happy birthday! 🎂 🥳🧁🎉✨🎁🎈🍰💐*
*I am mostly fine. I'm probably gonna eat ramen and bacon cheeseburgers today.*
*Oh, looks like I came at the perfect time. Happy Birthday to you Baalze. Since I wasn’t able to get you a gift, would you like me to sing you the birthday song? Also, hello everyone else.*
*Like a bald eagle, you shall lack the proper vocal cords.*
*Also, I finally made a character worthy of the Worthless Husk background from Steinhardt's. With the Worthless feature.*
*That will not stop me from the attempt!*
*You made a character worthy of being a worthless husk? I don’t know whether to be impressed or confused, please do elaborate.*
*It's my birthday! Yay! I'm so glad that there isn't anything to make this special day any less special and wonderful!*
*I had to sleep on the couch tonight because my bed broke.*
*But I do have an idea for a Void Warlock whose patron is a god-like being of suffering and emptiness who manifests its power through black holes. The warlock himself has the glorious Worthless Husk background, which has the wonderful trait of being just generally worse at everything. As in, their ability scores are lowered until Standard Array is too high for them, and they start with almost nothing.*
*Oh dear, are you okay? Sleeping in the couch can be rough. Also, happy birthday! 🎂 🥳🧁🎉✨🎁🎈🍰💐*
*I am mostly fine. I'm probably gonna eat ramen and bacon cheeseburgers today.*
“Fighting is my culture, and I’m the last of my culture, I have to try and keep it alive somehow.”
He shrugs, leaning back in his chair “I don’t know what I want to do, but I had direction, I might be able to do something.”
“Oh. Uh… fine then, I guess.”
“Hm. Well, got any ideas to begin with?”
She points the halberd at the ground “If you don’t want to fight, don’t fight. There’s no fun in fighting someone who doesn’t want to, no honor.”
“I don’t know, someone beat me in an arm wrestling match a while back, and I still feel strange about it.”
She thinks for a minute, her nascent hatred building back up. “No, I want to fight. Let’s see if you can keep up, two-arms.”
“Are you mad about it?”
She holds out her halberd, smiling at them “Then let’s see if you can fight a real warrior.” Init:16 (There is no way she can win, so wanna just skip to the lose?)
He shakes his head “No… and that only makes me more confused.”
*i think it'd be better to just go through it fully*
Initiative: 13
"Well what do you feel?"
She rages before swinging her halberd twice at them. Using reckless attack for both. To hit:2124 Damage:1312
He shakes his head, “I don’t know, it feels familiar, but I can’t remember.”
Both hit. Mala screeches and falls upon you with her many claws. Attack: 19 Damage: 3 Attack: 13 Damage: 5 Attack: 12 Damage: 9 Attack: 10 Damage: 3 Attack: 22 Damage: 10 Attack: 7 Damage: 10
"Well, if you can't remember it, it's probably not that important."
She is able to dodge all but the first and second last, though the cuts are shallow as she swings down into them again. To hit:2515 Damage:1310
“No no, I remember what it is, I don’t remember what it’s called. What’s that feeling, you can’t hate someone no matter how hard you try?”
The first one catches her in the beak, smacking her to the side violently. She looks livid and beats her wings violently, unleashing a cutting wind. Make a Dexterity save.
"Stockholm syndrome?"
Dex save:17
“No I haven’t been around them long enough for that. It’s close to what I felt with my wife, and my son, it was…” He’s stumped.
*Oh, looks like I came at the perfect time. Happy Birthday to you Baalze. Since I wasn’t able to get you a gift, would you like me to sing you the birthday song? Also, hello everyone else.*
*Like a bald eagle, you shall lack the proper vocal cords.*
*Also, I finally made a character worthy of the Worthless Husk background from Steinhardt's. With the Worthless feature.*
*That will not stop me from the attempt!*
*You made a character worthy of being a worthless husk? I don’t know whether to be impressed or confused, please do elaborate.*
*He was an urchin in the worst part of the city for the longest time. Abandoned from birth, he was not exceptional in any way, born a particularly weak human. A common belief about Warlocks is that they basically cheated to gain their power. This guy embodies that concept to a tee. He has never had any innate magical ability, never had the education to learn it, and generally lacks faith in anything other than himself.*
*His patron is a living black hole known as the Aching King or the Starving Anonymous. It wants humanity to get better, but it doesn't have a lot of warlocks and never has. While my boi is nothing special, even to his patron, he's really trying. He's tough and charismatic, but he's armed with little more than a metal pipe. Oh, and eldritch magic that allows him to summon small black holes.*
*Oh, looks like I came at the perfect time. Happy Birthday to you Baalze. Since I wasn’t able to get you a gift, would you like me to sing you the birthday song? Also, hello everyone else.*
*Like a bald eagle, you shall lack the proper vocal cords.*
*Also, I finally made a character worthy of the Worthless Husk background from Steinhardt's. With the Worthless feature.*
*That will not stop me from the attempt!*
*You made a character worthy of being a worthless husk? I don’t know whether to be impressed or confused, please do elaborate.*
*He was an urchin in the worst part of the city for the longest time. Abandoned from birth, he was not exceptional in any way, born a particularly weak human. A common belief about Warlocks is that they basically cheated to gain their power. This guy embodies that concept to a tee. He has never had any innate magical ability, never had the education to learn it, and generally lacks faith in anything other than himself.*
*His patron is a living black hole known as the Aching King or the Starving Anonymous. It wants humanity to get better, but it doesn't have a lot of warlocks and never has. While my boi is nothing special, even to his patron, he's really trying. He's tough and charismatic, but he's armed with little more than a metal pipe. Oh, and eldritch magic that allows him to summon small black holes.*
*I love him already, but then again, I love any good character with a decent backstory and a metal pipe. I find gratuitous violence with simple tools to always be fun. That’s why I’m happy the Jojo’s threads might be coming back, this time is 80s Paris. I like warlocks, and I hope you like playing with him.**
*Hmm, I wish it was better though. Sorry I can’t make it better with my magic powers.*
*It's all good :). How are you?*
*Im blessed to be alive, so I’d doin’ fine. Wanna rp?*
*Sure!*
*Do you want anyone specific?*
*Uhhh I suppose Tim, Merabelle, and Grimes.*
*Of course, here you go my friend.*
Tim is sleeping in front of the fire in the Inn, he’s wearing his sweater on top of his jacket, still seemingly shivering from the cold as his cracks softly pulsate.
Merabelle is in her cave, painting something in her overalls, she hasn’t been doing much for the past few days, and she’s fine with that.
Grimes is cleaning the inside of his gun and having a drink in the forest. He doesn’t have much else to do, and he doesn’t want to do much else.
*I am mostly fine. I'm probably gonna eat ramen and bacon cheeseburgers today.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Oh, looks like I came at the perfect time. Happy Birthday to you Baalze. Since I wasn’t able to get you a gift, would you like me to sing you the birthday song? Also, hello everyone else.*
*Like a bald eagle, you shall lack the proper vocal cords.*
*Also, I finally made a character worthy of the Worthless Husk background from Steinhardt's. With the Worthless feature.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*What about seafood?*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*The seafood is in the ramen*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*That will not stop me from the attempt!*
*You made a character worthy of being a worthless husk? I don’t know whether to be impressed or confused, please do elaborate.*
*Now I want ramen.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
Dex save:17
“No I haven’t been around them long enough for that. It’s close to what I felt with my wife, and my son, it was…” He’s stumped.
*Oh hey Wendi. How are you doing today?*
*Eh, okay.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*Hmm, I wish it was better though. Sorry I can’t make it better with my magic powers.*
*It's all good :). How are you?*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*Im blessed to be alive, so I’d doin’ fine. Wanna rp?*
*He was an urchin in the worst part of the city for the longest time. Abandoned from birth, he was not exceptional in any way, born a particularly weak human. A common belief about Warlocks is that they basically cheated to gain their power. This guy embodies that concept to a tee. He has never had any innate magical ability, never had the education to learn it, and generally lacks faith in anything other than himself.*
*His patron is a living black hole known as the Aching King or the Starving Anonymous. It wants humanity to get better, but it doesn't have a lot of warlocks and never has. While my boi is nothing special, even to his patron, he's really trying. He's tough and charismatic, but he's armed with little more than a metal pipe. Oh, and eldritch magic that allows him to summon small black holes.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Sure!*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*I love him already, but then again, I love any good character with a decent backstory and a metal pipe. I find gratuitous violence with simple tools to always be fun. That’s why I’m happy the Jojo’s threads might be coming back, this time is 80s Paris. I like warlocks, and I hope you like playing with him.**
*Do you want anyone specific?*
*Uhhh I suppose Tim, Merabelle, and Grimes.*
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
*Of course, here you go my friend.*
Tim is sleeping in front of the fire in the Inn, he’s wearing his sweater on top of his jacket, still seemingly shivering from the cold as his cracks softly pulsate.
Merabelle is in her cave, painting something in her overalls, she hasn’t been doing much for the past few days, and she’s fine with that.
Grimes is cleaning the inside of his gun and having a drink in the forest. He doesn’t have much else to do, and he doesn’t want to do much else.
*all the world sings in tune, on a spring afternoon, as we poison the pigeons in the park!*