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Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?" He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type." "Forest." "You realize that she was the one who did that, right? She also killed herself in the process. Using a ring of three wishes." "Oh. What was your favorite thing about the forest?" "Hey, nobodys perfect." He nods, continueing to read the scroll "I got to eat." "You blame me for her actions too, don't you?" "What was your favorite food?" He's writing this all down. "No. i blame her for what she did, and you for what you did. Theres really no hard feelings for what i'm about to do." It things for a second, "Dwarves. They're seasoned well, but i don't get them often." "And just what did I do that was so evil?" "Interesting! Do you have a favorite type of dwarf, or do you not have a preference?"
Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?" He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type." "Forest." "You realize that she was the one who did that, right? She also killed herself in the process. Using a ring of three wishes." "Oh. What was your favorite thing about the forest?" "Hey, nobodys perfect." He nods, continueing to read the scroll "I got to eat." "You blame me for her actions too, don't you?" "What was your favorite food?" He's writing this all down. "No. i blame her for what she did, and you for what you did. Theres really no hard feelings for what i'm about to do." It things for a second, "Dwarves. They're seasoned well, but i don't get them often."
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?" He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type." "Forest." "You realize that she was the one who did that, right? She also killed herself in the process. Using a ring of three wishes." "Oh. What was your favorite thing about the forest?" "Hey, nobodys perfect." He nods, continueing to read the scroll "I got to eat." "You blame me for her actions too, don't you?" "What was your favorite food?" He's writing this all down.
Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?" He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type." "Forest." "You realize that she was the one who did that, right? She also killed herself in the process. Using a ring of three wishes." "Oh. What was your favorite thing about the forest?" "Hey, nobodys perfect." He nods, continueing to read the scroll "I got to eat."
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?" He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type." "Forest." "You realize that she was the one who did that, right? She also killed herself in the process. Using a ring of three wishes." "Oh. What was your favorite thing about the forest?"
Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?" He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type." "Forest."
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?"
Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?"
Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there
Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera.
The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?"
Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera.
"Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one."
The chimera is sorta just sitting there
"She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure."
Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?"
He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either"
"Sitting." It growls
"What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?"
"Oh. So, uh, where are you from?"
He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type."
"Forest."
"You realize that she was the one who did that, right? She also killed herself in the process. Using a ring of three wishes."
"Oh. What was your favorite thing about the forest?"
"Hey, nobodys perfect." He nods, continueing to read the scroll
"I got to eat."
"You blame me for her actions too, don't you?"
"What was your favorite food?" He's writing this all down.
"No. i blame her for what she did, and you for what you did. Theres really no hard feelings for what i'm about to do."
It things for a second, "Dwarves. They're seasoned well, but i don't get them often."
"And just what did I do that was so evil?"
"Interesting! Do you have a favorite type of dwarf, or do you not have a preference?"
"I would say creating eternal darkness in an area is evil."
"Mountains have the best stuff on them."
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Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?" He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type." "Forest." "You realize that she was the one who did that, right? She also killed herself in the process. Using a ring of three wishes." "Oh. What was your favorite thing about the forest?" "Hey, nobodys perfect." He nods, continueing to read the scroll "I got to eat." "You blame me for her actions too, don't you?" "What was your favorite food?" He's writing this all down. "No. i blame her for what she did, and you for what you did. Theres really no hard feelings for what i'm about to do." It things for a second, "Dwarves. They're seasoned well, but i don't get them often." "And just what did I do that was so evil?" "Interesting! Do you have a favorite type of dwarf, or do you not have a preference?" "I would say creating eternal darkness in an area is evil." "Mountains have the best stuff on them."
"It lasts for eight hours, and I only had that on so that I could get this tower set up."
"There is a point there. Do you have a specific taste for humanoids, or are most of them just part of the menu and nothing more?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?" He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type." "Forest." "You realize that she was the one who did that, right? She also killed herself in the process. Using a ring of three wishes." "Oh. What was your favorite thing about the forest?" "Hey, nobodys perfect." He nods, continueing to read the scroll "I got to eat." "You blame me for her actions too, don't you?" "What was your favorite food?" He's writing this all down. "No. i blame her for what she did, and you for what you did. Theres really no hard feelings for what i'm about to do." It things for a second, "Dwarves. They're seasoned well, but i don't get them often." "And just what did I do that was so evil?" "Interesting! Do you have a favorite type of dwarf, or do you not have a preference?" "I would say creating eternal darkness in an area is evil." "Mountains have the best stuff on them." "It lasts for eight hours, and I only had that on so that I could get this tower set up." "There is a point there. Do you have a specific taste for humanoids, or are most of them just part of the menu and nothing more?"
"DO you know what 8 hours of darkness more does to stuff?"
"Hm... its edible, so its food."
Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?" He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type." "Forest." "You realize that she was the one who did that, right? She also killed herself in the process. Using a ring of three wishes." "Oh. What was your favorite thing about the forest?" "Hey, nobodys perfect." He nods, continueing to read the scroll "I got to eat." "You blame me for her actions too, don't you?" "What was your favorite food?" He's writing this all down. "No. i blame her for what she did, and you for what you did. Theres really no hard feelings for what i'm about to do." It things for a second, "Dwarves. They're seasoned well, but i don't get them often." "And just what did I do that was so evil?" "Interesting! Do you have a favorite type of dwarf, or do you not have a preference?" "I would say creating eternal darkness in an area is evil." "Mountains have the best stuff on them." "It lasts for eight hours, and I only had that on so that I could get this tower set up." "There is a point there. Do you have a specific taste for humanoids, or are most of them just part of the menu and nothing more?" "DO you know what 8 hours of darkness more does to stuff?" "Hm... its edible, so its food."
"Not that much. The spell is specifically designed to weaken the light, not destroy it."
"Do you think that another meat, properly seasoned, would be close to dwarf that it could be a substitute?"
Xan is outside. He is drinking heavily while muttering to himself.
Ochran is writing letters while hummig.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?" He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type." "Forest." "You realize that she was the one who did that, right? She also killed herself in the process. Using a ring of three wishes." "Oh. What was your favorite thing about the forest?" "Hey, nobodys perfect." He nods, continueing to read the scroll "I got to eat." "You blame me for her actions too, don't you?" "What was your favorite food?" He's writing this all down. "No. i blame her for what she did, and you for what you did. Theres really no hard feelings for what i'm about to do." It things for a second, "Dwarves. They're seasoned well, but i don't get them often." "And just what did I do that was so evil?" "Interesting! Do you have a favorite type of dwarf, or do you not have a preference?" "I would say creating eternal darkness in an area is evil." "Mountains have the best stuff on them." "It lasts for eight hours, and I only had that on so that I could get this tower set up." "There is a point there. Do you have a specific taste for humanoids, or are most of them just part of the menu and nothing more?" "DO you know what 8 hours of darkness more does to stuff?" "Hm... its edible, so its food." "Not that much. The spell is specifically designed to weaken the light, not destroy it." "Do you think that another meat, properly seasoned, would be close to dwarf that it could be a substitute?"
"Still, that could kill a good seciton of plants and animals for various reasons."
"Maybe."
Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Xan is outside. He is drinking heavily while muttering to himself. Ochran is writing letters while hummig.
The chimera sits down beside him
The priest looking dude is concerned, but decides not to bother them
Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?" He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type." "Forest." "You realize that she was the one who did that, right? She also killed herself in the process. Using a ring of three wishes." "Oh. What was your favorite thing about the forest?" "Hey, nobodys perfect." He nods, continueing to read the scroll "I got to eat." "You blame me for her actions too, don't you?" "What was your favorite food?" He's writing this all down. "No. i blame her for what she did, and you for what you did. Theres really no hard feelings for what i'm about to do." It things for a second, "Dwarves. They're seasoned well, but i don't get them often." "And just what did I do that was so evil?" "Interesting! Do you have a favorite type of dwarf, or do you not have a preference?" "I would say creating eternal darkness in an area is evil." "Mountains have the best stuff on them." "It lasts for eight hours, and I only had that on so that I could get this tower set up." "There is a point there. Do you have a specific taste for humanoids, or are most of them just part of the menu and nothing more?" "DO you know what 8 hours of darkness more does to stuff?" "Hm... its edible, so its food." "Not that much. The spell is specifically designed to weaken the light, not destroy it." "Do you think that another meat, properly seasoned, would be close to dwarf that it could be a substitute?" "Still, that could kill a good seciton of plants and animals for various reasons." "Maybe."
"Everything seems fine right now, and I have no intention of doing it again. Unless you destroy the tower, of course."
"Hmm. Do you have any particular abilities or skills of note?"
Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Xan is outside. He is drinking heavily while muttering to himself. Ochran is writing letters while hummig. The chimera sits down beside him The priest looking dude is concerned, but decides not to bother them
"What" He grumbles, he has dark bags under his eyes making him look 10x more of a punk
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?" He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type." "Forest." "You realize that she was the one who did that, right? She also killed herself in the process. Using a ring of three wishes." "Oh. What was your favorite thing about the forest?" "Hey, nobodys perfect." He nods, continueing to read the scroll "I got to eat." "You blame me for her actions too, don't you?" "What was your favorite food?" He's writing this all down. "No. i blame her for what she did, and you for what you did. Theres really no hard feelings for what i'm about to do." It things for a second, "Dwarves. They're seasoned well, but i don't get them often." "And just what did I do that was so evil?" "Interesting! Do you have a favorite type of dwarf, or do you not have a preference?" "I would say creating eternal darkness in an area is evil." "Mountains have the best stuff on them." "It lasts for eight hours, and I only had that on so that I could get this tower set up." "There is a point there. Do you have a specific taste for humanoids, or are most of them just part of the menu and nothing more?" "DO you know what 8 hours of darkness more does to stuff?" "Hm... its edible, so its food." "Not that much. The spell is specifically designed to weaken the light, not destroy it." "Do you think that another meat, properly seasoned, would be close to dwarf that it could be a substitute?" "Still, that could kill a good seciton of plants and animals for various reasons." "Maybe." "Everything seems fine right now, and I have no intention of doing it again. Unless you destroy the tower, of course." "Hmm. Do you have any particular abilities or skills of note?"
"So, what should i do to retaliate? Fight you? Doubt it would be a fair fight."
It gestures to the scorpion tail, claws, barbed hide, etc.
Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Xan is outside. He is drinking heavily while muttering to himself. Ochran is writing letters while hummig. The chimera sits down beside him The priest looking dude is concerned, but decides not to bother them "What" He grumbles, he has dark bags under his eyes making him look 10x more of a punk
The chimera doesn't say anything and just leans on him
Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?" He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type." "Forest." "You realize that she was the one who did that, right? She also killed herself in the process. Using a ring of three wishes." "Oh. What was your favorite thing about the forest?" "Hey, nobodys perfect." He nods, continueing to read the scroll "I got to eat." "You blame me for her actions too, don't you?" "What was your favorite food?" He's writing this all down. "No. i blame her for what she did, and you for what you did. Theres really no hard feelings for what i'm about to do." It things for a second, "Dwarves. They're seasoned well, but i don't get them often." "And just what did I do that was so evil?" "Interesting! Do you have a favorite type of dwarf, or do you not have a preference?" "I would say creating eternal darkness in an area is evil." "Mountains have the best stuff on them." "It lasts for eight hours, and I only had that on so that I could get this tower set up." "There is a point there. Do you have a specific taste for humanoids, or are most of them just part of the menu and nothing more?" "DO you know what 8 hours of darkness more does to stuff?" "Hm... its edible, so its food." "Not that much. The spell is specifically designed to weaken the light, not destroy it." "Do you think that another meat, properly seasoned, would be close to dwarf that it could be a substitute?" "Still, that could kill a good seciton of plants and animals for various reasons." "Maybe." "Everything seems fine right now, and I have no intention of doing it again. Unless you destroy the tower, of course." "Hmm. Do you have any particular abilities or skills of note?" "So, what should i do to retaliate? Fight you? Doubt it would be a fair fight." It gestures to the scorpion tail, claws, barbed hide, etc.
"Maybe you don't need to retaliate." He pulls out a dull knife and hands it to Zenix. "Cut off my right arm. Fair enough?"
"Fair, fair. Have you ever met another one of your kind?"
Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from Baalzeboop >> The Baron approaches Zenix. "What are you doing?" Koszmar is drawing a picture of the Chimera. "Reading." He says sarcastically, "You know, you really messed up my loved one." The chimera is sorta just sitting there "She attacked first. If you could love something like that, you must be either very pure or very, very impure." Koszmar decides to speak. "Hello, there. What are you doing?" He shrugs, "Varies from moment to moment. And given what you did, i'd say you aren't pure either" "Sitting." It growls "What happened was entirely her fault. What on earth do you think I did that was explicitly 'evil' toward her?" "Oh. So, uh, where are you from?" He gestures to the barren land around them, "She's a nature spirit type." "Forest." "You realize that she was the one who did that, right? She also killed herself in the process. Using a ring of three wishes." "Oh. What was your favorite thing about the forest?" "Hey, nobodys perfect." He nods, continueing to read the scroll "I got to eat." "You blame me for her actions too, don't you?" "What was your favorite food?" He's writing this all down. "No. i blame her for what she did, and you for what you did. Theres really no hard feelings for what i'm about to do." It things for a second, "Dwarves. They're seasoned well, but i don't get them often." "And just what did I do that was so evil?" "Interesting! Do you have a favorite type of dwarf, or do you not have a preference?" "I would say creating eternal darkness in an area is evil." "Mountains have the best stuff on them." "It lasts for eight hours, and I only had that on so that I could get this tower set up." "There is a point there. Do you have a specific taste for humanoids, or are most of them just part of the menu and nothing more?" "DO you know what 8 hours of darkness more does to stuff?" "Hm... its edible, so its food." "Not that much. The spell is specifically designed to weaken the light, not destroy it." "Do you think that another meat, properly seasoned, would be close to dwarf that it could be a substitute?" "Still, that could kill a good seciton of plants and animals for various reasons." "Maybe." "Everything seems fine right now, and I have no intention of doing it again. Unless you destroy the tower, of course." "Hmm. Do you have any particular abilities or skills of note?" "So, what should i do to retaliate? Fight you? Doubt it would be a fair fight." It gestures to the scorpion tail, claws, barbed hide, etc. "Maybe you don't need to retaliate." He pulls out a dull knife and hands it to Zenix. "Cut off my right arm. Fair enough?" "Fair, fair. Have you ever met another one of your kind?"
"I'm angry, but i keep atleast a semblance of honor. What would be the point in doing that?"
"Yes. They were delicious."
"Because I have done nothing wrong, you obviously don't care, and I need this resolved."
"Curious. To your knowledge, did anyone else ever attempt to hunt your kind for a reason other than to stop you from killing?"
Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Xan is outside. He is drinking heavily while muttering to himself. Ochran is writing letters while hummig. The chimera sits down beside him The priest looking dude is concerned, but decides not to bother them "What" He grumbles, he has dark bags under his eyes making him look 10x more of a punk The chimera doesn't say anything and just leans on him
He sighs and seems to snuggle against them.
Quote from Baalzeboop >> "Because I have done nothing wrong, you obviously don't care, and I need this resolved." "Curious. To your knowledge, did anyone else ever attempt to hunt your kind for a reason other than to stop you from killing?"
"Yes, because what you did was in no way wrong."
"Hm, they never lived long enough for me to ask. But the last person to hunt me was payed."
Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Xan is outside. He is drinking heavily while muttering to himself. Ochran is writing letters while hummig. The chimera sits down beside him The priest looking dude is concerned, but decides not to bother them "What" He grumbles, he has dark bags under his eyes making him look 10x more of a punk The chimera doesn't say anything and just leans on him He sighs and seems to snuggle against them.
"Feeling ok?" They ask
Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Xan is outside. He is drinking heavily while muttering to himself. Ochran is writing letters while hummig. The chimera sits down beside him The priest looking dude is concerned, but decides not to bother them "What" He grumbles, he has dark bags under his eyes making him look 10x more of a punk The chimera doesn't say anything and just leans on him He sighs and seems to snuggle against them. "Feeling ok?" They ask
"No...."
Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Quote from AlaricBloodhunter >> Quote from WendigoOfLore >> Xan is outside. He is drinking heavily while muttering to himself. Ochran is writing letters while hummig. The chimera sits down beside him The priest looking dude is concerned, but decides not to bother them "What" He grumbles, he has dark bags under his eyes making him look 10x more of a punk The chimera doesn't say anything and just leans on him He sighs and seems to snuggle against them. "Feeling ok?" They ask "No...."
"Is there a way i can assist?"
Galax is on the couch
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
"I would say creating eternal darkness in an area is evil."
"Mountains have the best stuff on them."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"It lasts for eight hours, and I only had that on so that I could get this tower set up."
"There is a point there. Do you have a specific taste for humanoids, or are most of them just part of the menu and nothing more?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"DO you know what 8 hours of darkness more does to stuff?"
"Hm... its edible, so its food."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Not that much. The spell is specifically designed to weaken the light, not destroy it."
"Do you think that another meat, properly seasoned, would be close to dwarf that it could be a substitute?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
Xan is outside. He is drinking heavily while muttering to himself.
Ochran is writing letters while hummig.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"Still, that could kill a good seciton of plants and animals for various reasons."
"Maybe."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
The chimera sits down beside him
The priest looking dude is concerned, but decides not to bother them
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Everything seems fine right now, and I have no intention of doing it again. Unless you destroy the tower, of course."
"Hmm. Do you have any particular abilities or skills of note?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"What" He grumbles, he has dark bags under his eyes making him look 10x more of a punk
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"So, what should i do to retaliate? Fight you? Doubt it would be a fair fight."
It gestures to the scorpion tail, claws, barbed hide, etc.
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
The chimera doesn't say anything and just leans on him
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Maybe you don't need to retaliate." He pulls out a dull knife and hands it to Zenix. "Cut off my right arm. Fair enough?"
"Fair, fair. Have you ever met another one of your kind?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I'm angry, but i keep atleast a semblance of honor. What would be the point in doing that?"
"Yes. They were delicious."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Because I have done nothing wrong, you obviously don't care, and I need this resolved."
"Curious. To your knowledge, did anyone else ever attempt to hunt your kind for a reason other than to stop you from killing?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
He sighs and seems to snuggle against them.
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"Yes, because what you did was in no way wrong."
"Hm, they never lived long enough for me to ask. But the last person to hunt me was payed."
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"Feeling ok?" They ask
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND
"No...."
𝔾𝕖𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕠𝕡 𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕗, 𝕕𝕠𝕦𝕓𝕝𝕖 𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕤, 𝕡𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝕀'𝕧𝕖 𝕞𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕥𝕦𝕟𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕦𝕞𝕓𝕝𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕔𝕝𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
𝔻𝕖𝕒𝕝 𝕞𝕖 𝕚𝕟, 𝕜𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕚𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕒 𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕔𝕙
𝔻𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕟 𝕢𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕'𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕟 𝕤𝕚𝕟𝕜𝕚𝕟𝕘
"Is there a way i can assist?"
I play a miriad of characters at the lord's rest inn
Two things are infinite: The universe, and human stupidity; and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Scifi horror is quite the trip :) Comics and a story
#FreeDND