Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
*I have just discovered Nero Wolfe, an absolute chonker of a detective. He's Sherlock Stay-at-Home. He has another detective, Archie Goodwin, actually go out and find things. Oh, and occasionally face off against bad guys.*
*So I'm gonna make Sweets kind of like Archie mixed with Genya, Batman, Toriko, and Dresden, where he's trying to become a real paranormal detective/monster hunter but he's been deemed "not physically able." He is illegally apprenticing under an agoraphobic ex-investigator, who he is also a cook for. So imagine he has to go on "shopping trips" hunting down monsters based on the classifieds in the newspaper and cook up his bagged monsters in time to make a fine meal for his boss. Eventually, he'll get a recommendation from his boss, allowing him to operate within the law... assuming the big bad, who traumatized his boss in the first place, doesn't kill him first.*
*I require opinions.*
*Or you will be be plated at The Feast.*
*strugel chef killing big bad monsters to cook up... sounds familiar, doesn't it?*
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He looks to the remains “I do not know, unfortunately enough. I saw them in need of being killed, so I did them the service.”
He doesn’t resist, falling to the ground and causing it to shake slightly as he chuckles “I have no regrets.”
He opens his bag, beginning to look for where he put the money he has “One minute.”
"What exactly demarks 'needing to be killed'?"
She towels off a bit, sitting down and drinking some water. "Love you, though." she winks
"Not a problem." he smiles, waiting.
“Going infernal, I’m just putting the dead out of their misery.” He says with a sigh.
“I love you more.” He says, pushing himself up just a little bit “Could you spot a couple sets for me?”
He pulls out three platinum, mistaking it for a silver and putting it on the counter “Thanks!”
"Sad.." she sifts through the ashes.
"I'm nowhere near as strong as you, but if things go bad, I can make the weights disappear." she says, nodding.
He makes change for one platinum, handing them nine gold and seven silver, as well as two platinum. "This is platinum, that's silver." he explains kindly, giving them their purchase
There isn’t anything left but ash, “It is the best mercy I could provide. Best not to think too much about it. How are you three?”
He puts nearly plate on the bar, lying down on the ground, before grabbing it and pulling it off, beginning to bench some reps.
He nods along, pocketing the money back and takes the cooking supplies “Thanks, names Thorfinn, nice ta meet ya.”
He looks to the remains “I do not know, unfortunately enough. I saw them in need of being killed, so I did them the service.”
He doesn’t resist, falling to the ground and causing it to shake slightly as he chuckles “I have no regrets.”
He opens his bag, beginning to look for where he put the money he has “One minute.”
"What exactly demarks 'needing to be killed'?"
She towels off a bit, sitting down and drinking some water. "Love you, though." she winks
"Not a problem." he smiles, waiting.
“Going infernal, I’m just putting the dead out of their misery.” He says with a sigh.
“I love you more.” He says, pushing himself up just a little bit “Could you spot a couple sets for me?”
He pulls out three platinum, mistaking it for a silver and putting it on the counter “Thanks!”
"Sad.." she sifts through the ashes.
"I'm nowhere near as strong as you, but if things go bad, I can make the weights disappear." she says, nodding.
He makes change for one platinum, handing them nine gold and seven silver, as well as two platinum. "This is platinum, that's silver." he explains kindly, giving them their purchase
There isn’t anything left but ash, “It is the best mercy I could provide. Best not to think too much about it. How are you three?”
He puts nearly plate on the bar, lying down on the ground, before grabbing it and pulling it off, beginning to bench some reps.
He nods along, pocketing the money back and takes the cooking supplies “Thanks, names Thorfinn, nice ta meet ya.”
"We.. arebored. Usually by now we find at least one willing human, but for now, we are waiting."
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
*I have just discovered Nero Wolfe, an absolute chonker of a detective. He's Sherlock Stay-at-Home. He has another detective, Archie Goodwin, actually go out and find things. Oh, and occasionally face off against bad guys.*
*So I'm gonna make Sweets kind of like Archie mixed with Genya, Batman, Toriko, and Dresden, where he's trying to become a real paranormal detective/monster hunter but he's been deemed "not physically able." He is illegally apprenticing under an agoraphobic ex-investigator, who he is also a cook for. So imagine he has to go on "shopping trips" hunting down monsters based on the classifieds in the newspaper and cook up his bagged monsters in time to make a fine meal for his boss. Eventually, he'll get a recommendation from his boss, allowing him to operate within the law... assuming the big bad, who traumatized his boss in the first place, doesn't kill him first.*
*I require opinions.*
*Or you will be be plated at The Feast.*
*So is Nero Wolfe a sort of Hercule Poirot detective? Agatha Christie called him an arm chair detective because he did most of his case solving from the comfort of his arm chair.*
“Eh, that happens, maybe you won’t, maybe there will be some human in the next town.” He says, beginning to walk.
His arms wobble with each rep, but is able to push through, looking up at them.
He smiles back at them, “Welp, I should get going to meet my uncle Rag.” He prepares to run off.
"Maybe... see you later, maybe."
"You got this, i'm here." every thought is primed to erase the weights if needed.
"Have a good one!" he says, wheeling his cart to a new location
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
*I have just discovered Nero Wolfe, an absolute chonker of a detective. He's Sherlock Stay-at-Home. He has another detective, Archie Goodwin, actually go out and find things. Oh, and occasionally face off against bad guys.*
*So I'm gonna make Sweets kind of like Archie mixed with Genya, Batman, Toriko, and Dresden, where he's trying to become a real paranormal detective/monster hunter but he's been deemed "not physically able." He is illegally apprenticing under an agoraphobic ex-investigator, who he is also a cook for. So imagine he has to go on "shopping trips" hunting down monsters based on the classifieds in the newspaper and cook up his bagged monsters in time to make a fine meal for his boss. Eventually, he'll get a recommendation from his boss, allowing him to operate within the law... assuming the big bad, who traumatized his boss in the first place, doesn't kill him first.*
*I require opinions.*
*Or you will be be plated at The Feast.*
*so the job he's going for is basically what Felix was, right?*
*Sort of, yeah. He wants to cook monsters, just like Felix, but he's much less focused on nature and the craft and more on "Ooh, boy, I sure love eating these supernatural entities!"*
*Same general actions, different methods and motives. It's an entire profession, although a lot of people don't eat the monsters afterward.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I have just discovered Nero Wolfe, an absolute chonker of a detective. He's Sherlock Stay-at-Home. He has another detective, Archie Goodwin, actually go out and find things. Oh, and occasionally face off against bad guys.*
*So I'm gonna make Sweets kind of like Archie mixed with Genya, Batman, Toriko, and Dresden, where he's trying to become a real paranormal detective/monster hunter but he's been deemed "not physically able." He is illegally apprenticing under an agoraphobic ex-investigator, who he is also a cook for. So imagine he has to go on "shopping trips" hunting down monsters based on the classifieds in the newspaper and cook up his bagged monsters in time to make a fine meal for his boss. Eventually, he'll get a recommendation from his boss, allowing him to operate within the law... assuming the big bad, who traumatized his boss in the first place, doesn't kill him first.*
*I require opinions.*
*Or you will be be plated at The Feast.*
*So is Nero Wolfe a sort of Hercule Poirot detective? Agatha Christie called him an arm chair detective because he did most of his case solving from the comfort of his arm chair.*
*Exactly. His wikipedia article even describes him as an armchair detective.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I have just discovered Nero Wolfe, an absolute chonker of a detective. He's Sherlock Stay-at-Home. He has another detective, Archie Goodwin, actually go out and find things. Oh, and occasionally face off against bad guys.*
*So I'm gonna make Sweets kind of like Archie mixed with Genya, Batman, Toriko, and Dresden, where he's trying to become a real paranormal detective/monster hunter but he's been deemed "not physically able." He is illegally apprenticing under an agoraphobic ex-investigator, who he is also a cook for. So imagine he has to go on "shopping trips" hunting down monsters based on the classifieds in the newspaper and cook up his bagged monsters in time to make a fine meal for his boss. Eventually, he'll get a recommendation from his boss, allowing him to operate within the law... assuming the big bad, who traumatized his boss in the first place, doesn't kill him first.*
*I require opinions.*
*Or you will be be plated at The Feast.*
*so the job he's going for is basically what Felix was, right?*
*Sort of, yeah. He wants to cook monsters, just like Felix, but he's much less focused on nature and the craft and more on "Ooh, boy, I sure love eating these supernatural entities!"*
*Same general actions, different methods and motives. It's an entire profession, although a lot of people don't eat the monsters afterward.*
*This is a really clever and unique character concept and I'm already picturing the dynamic. Though if he was deemed unable to hunt these monsters, how is he doing it now for his boss?*
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No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*I have just discovered Nero Wolfe, an absolute chonker of a detective. He's Sherlock Stay-at-Home. He has another detective, Archie Goodwin, actually go out and find things. Oh, and occasionally face off against bad guys.*
*So I'm gonna make Sweets kind of like Archie mixed with Genya, Batman, Toriko, and Dresden, where he's trying to become a real paranormal detective/monster hunter but he's been deemed "not physically able." He is illegally apprenticing under an agoraphobic ex-investigator, who he is also a cook for. So imagine he has to go on "shopping trips" hunting down monsters based on the classifieds in the newspaper and cook up his bagged monsters in time to make a fine meal for his boss. Eventually, he'll get a recommendation from his boss, allowing him to operate within the law... assuming the big bad, who traumatized his boss in the first place, doesn't kill him first.*
*I require opinions.*
*Or you will be be plated at The Feast.*
*strugel chef killing big bad monsters to cook up... sounds familiar, doesn't it?*
*I guess. But this character wasn't made for the forums. He's going to be the protagonist of my manga.*
*But I see your point. I really like monster chefs.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I have just discovered Nero Wolfe, an absolute chonker of a detective. He's Sherlock Stay-at-Home. He has another detective, Archie Goodwin, actually go out and find things. Oh, and occasionally face off against bad guys.*
*So I'm gonna make Sweets kind of like Archie mixed with Genya, Batman, Toriko, and Dresden, where he's trying to become a real paranormal detective/monster hunter but he's been deemed "not physically able." He is illegally apprenticing under an agoraphobic ex-investigator, who he is also a cook for. So imagine he has to go on "shopping trips" hunting down monsters based on the classifieds in the newspaper and cook up his bagged monsters in time to make a fine meal for his boss. Eventually, he'll get a recommendation from his boss, allowing him to operate within the law... assuming the big bad, who traumatized his boss in the first place, doesn't kill him first.*
*I require opinions.*
*Or you will be be plated at The Feast.*
*so the job he's going for is basically what Felix was, right?*
*Sort of, yeah. He wants to cook monsters, just like Felix, but he's much less focused on nature and the craft and more on "Ooh, boy, I sure love eating these supernatural entities!"*
*Same general actions, different methods and motives. It's an entire profession, although a lot of people don't eat the monsters afterward.*
*This is a really clever and unique character concept and I'm already picturing the dynamic. Though if he was deemed unable to hunt these monsters, how is he doing it now for his boss?*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I have just discovered Nero Wolfe, an absolute chonker of a detective. He's Sherlock Stay-at-Home. He has another detective, Archie Goodwin, actually go out and find things. Oh, and occasionally face off against bad guys.*
*So I'm gonna make Sweets kind of like Archie mixed with Genya, Batman, Toriko, and Dresden, where he's trying to become a real paranormal detective/monster hunter but he's been deemed "not physically able." He is illegally apprenticing under an agoraphobic ex-investigator, who he is also a cook for. So imagine he has to go on "shopping trips" hunting down monsters based on the classifieds in the newspaper and cook up his bagged monsters in time to make a fine meal for his boss. Eventually, he'll get a recommendation from his boss, allowing him to operate within the law... assuming the big bad, who traumatized his boss in the first place, doesn't kill him first.*
*I require opinions.*
*Or you will be be plated at The Feast.*
*strugel chef killing big bad monsters to cook up... sounds familiar, doesn't it?*
*I guess. But this character wasn't made for the forums. He's going to be the protagonist of my manga.*
*But I see your point. I really like monster chefs.*
*I like the concept, maybe I'm just a bit biased of it because of Felix.*
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*👉👈🥺*
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"Thank you so much..." She murmurs.
"Well, I'm not exactly sure what the wedding'll be like. How formal, how large... but no, I don't. And if I do, it will be you."
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*strugel chef killing big bad monsters to cook up... sounds familiar, doesn't it?*
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There isn’t anything left but ash, “It is the best mercy I could provide. Best not to think too much about it. How are you three?”
He puts nearly plate on the bar, lying down on the ground, before grabbing it and pulling it off, beginning to bench some reps.
He nods along, pocketing the money back and takes the cooking supplies “Thanks, names Thorfinn, nice ta meet ya.”
*Cut for Jobah.*
“I just want to help, unfortunately there isn’t a lot, but it’s strong enough to make you sense normally I think.”
“I know it won’t be too much for you.” He doesn’t process the second part for a moment before tilting his head, “…Me?”
"We.. are bored. Usually by now we find at least one willing human, but for now, we are waiting."
She stands by, spotting him.
"I'm Lacai, it's a pleasure." he smiles
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S♡J
2-13-25
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*So is Nero Wolfe a sort of Hercule Poirot detective? Agatha Christie called him an arm chair detective because he did most of his case solving from the comfort of his arm chair.*
"Thank you so much..." Tears well up in her eyes.
"Yep."
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Cut for Salem.*
“Eh, that happens, maybe you won’t, maybe there will be some human in the next town.” He says, beginning to walk.
His arms wobble with each rep, but is able to push through, looking up at them.
He smiles back at them, “Welp, I should get going to meet my uncle Rag.” He prepares to run off.
She continues to work, so she doesn’t notice, “I wish I could do more.”
“Why?” He seems extraordinarily confused.
"Maybe... see you later, maybe."
"You got this, i'm here." every thought is primed to erase the weights if needed.
"Have a good one!" he says, wheeling his cart to a new location
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*Sort of, yeah. He wants to cook monsters, just like Felix, but he's much less focused on nature and the craft and more on "Ooh, boy, I sure love eating these supernatural entities!"*
*Same general actions, different methods and motives. It's an entire profession, although a lot of people don't eat the monsters afterward.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Exactly. His wikipedia article even describes him as an armchair detective.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*This is a really clever and unique character concept and I'm already picturing the dynamic. Though if he was deemed unable to hunt these monsters, how is he doing it now for his boss?*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*I guess. But this character wasn't made for the forums. He's going to be the protagonist of my manga.*
*But I see your point. I really like monster chefs.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
“I hope to see you around.” He waves off, walking away.
He is able to finish the workout without having the weights fall in his head, incredibly heated, sweat turning to steam.
He runs off, waving enthusiastically. (good place to end two of those, want anyone else?)
"It's amazing... you're amazing..."
"Cause you're like... my friend?"
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*I like the concept, maybe I'm just a bit biased of it because of Felix.*
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YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
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