The miniature soda jerk smiles and nods. "Comin' right up, chief. Cola and vanilla, or somethin' special?" He puts out some sturdy paper cups and compostable spoons.
"Nope, just the original'l do." he turns to the wolf. "Go on'n' get changed, you can't drink it like that" the wolf growls a little and ambles off. Not long after, a kid with shaggy black hair and overalls comes.
He nods and squirts dark syrup into each cup before spraying fizzy water into them and adding two hearty scoops of vanilla to each. He stabs spoons into the ice cream. The whole process takes less than 20 seconds for both of them. "That'll be six coppers, boss! I've got some free whipped cream, too, if you'd like that!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He unfolds his pack, revealing it to be a stand for ice cream floats. He begins to scoop a big, triple-layer paper bowl of vanilla ice-cream, chattering all the while.
"Oh, they just wanted a paycheck. The guys above them? They hate me for quitting the Guild. No one ever missed a payment when I was around. Bookie, collector, and, rarely, demonstrator. Overall I just made sure money got where it needed to go: from the pockets of orphans and widows and into the hands of a bucha wacko lowlifes. I hate violence, but sometimes I wanna wring the Xanathar's neck. I mean, I assume he has one, even if he don't stick it out for no one. Ya get me, right, brotha?"
He scratches his paunch, "I think I do. You were too handy to be allowed to leave, is that right?"
"Yep! My penchant for shrapnel and terror makes me a force to be reckoned with. 'Course, I didn't come here to join the mob. I just wanted to do this, y'know? Sellin' floats. Speakin' o' which, ya want any toppin's, boss?" He places down the bowl, now filled with beautifully scooped ice cream.
"Cherry on top would be nice but I better not see no sprinkles." He then expels a long, thin stream of grey smoke from his lips. "You'll do betta with this ice cream biz. Gangs are too messy, let me tell you." He says with a shake of his shaggy head.
The miniature soda jerk smiles and nods. "Comin' right up, chief. Cola and vanilla, or somethin' special?" He puts out some sturdy paper cups and compostable spoons.
"Nope, just the original'l do." he turns to the wolf. "Go on'n' get changed, you can't drink it like that" the wolf growls a little and ambles off. Not long after, a kid with shaggy black hair and overalls comes.
He nods and squirts dark syrup into each cup before spraying fizzy water into them and adding two hearty scoops of vanilla to each. He stabs spoons into the ice cream. The whole process takes less than 20 seconds for both of them. "That'll be six coppers, boss! I've got some free whipped cream, too, if you'd like that!"
he pays and passes a soda to the kid, who drinks it with gusto. "These are pretty good" the man says
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"Yep! My penchant for shrapnel and terror makes me a force to be reckoned with. 'Course, I didn't come here to join the mob. I just wanted to do this, y'know? Sellin' floats. Speakin' o' which, ya want any toppin's, boss?" He places down the bowl, now filled with beautifully scooped ice cream.
"Cherry on top would be nice but I better not see no sprinkles." He then expels a long, thin stream of grey smoke from his lips. "You'll do betta with this ice cream biz. Gangs are too messy, let me tell you." He says with a shake of his shaggy head.
"Got kinda caught up in it. Press ganged! Coerced!" He tops it with three maraschino cherries. "There we go! Signed an' sealed." He puts a spoon in it.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He nods and squirts dark syrup into each cup before spraying fizzy water into them and adding two hearty scoops of vanilla to each. He stabs spoons into the ice cream. The whole process takes less than 20 seconds for both of them. "That'll be six coppers, boss! I've got some free whipped cream, too, if you'd like that!"
he pays and passes a soda to the kid, who drinks it with gusto. "These are pretty good" the man says
"Yeah, you see it, right? Visionary! Ice cream and soda were meant to be togetha! If only my family saw it that way I'd be golden. They don't think ice cream and soda should mix. Heresy! Bah! But I need their blessin' to marry, so I gotta prove this is worth doin'." He washes off his scooper and puts it back.
"Cherry on top would be nice but I better not see no sprinkles." He then expels a long, thin stream of grey smoke from his lips. "You'll do betta with this ice cream biz. Gangs are too messy, let me tell you." He says with a shake of his shaggy head.
"Got kinda caught up in it. Press ganged! Coerced!" He tops it with three maraschino cherries. "There we go! Signed an' sealed." He puts a spoon in it.
"Looks scrumptious," He takes a very large scoop out and places the frozen food into his mouth. He closes his eyes as he enjoys the chilly treat. "That's wonderful." He takes another long and savored bite before saying, "I ran a gang once."
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A small human man is relaxing outside the inn. He keeps checking his pocketwatch
A wolf ambles up to his spot in the grass and lies down beside him, dropping an envelope in his lap. He gives the wolf a scratch and reads the letter
*im open*
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"Got kinda caught up in it. Press ganged! Coerced!" He tops it with three maraschino cherries. "There we go! Signed an' sealed." He puts a spoon in it.
"Looks scrumptious," He takes a very large scoop out and places the frozen food into his mouth. He closes his eyes as he enjoys the chilly treat. "That's wonderful." He takes another long and savored bite before saying, "I ran a gang once."
"Hah! 'Magine it was a big un' too, eh pops? Don't want nothin' t' do with gangs no more, so I understand the use a' past tense. Gaurds on ya' tail, violence everywhere ya go, and that sick sense that you're parta the problem... nasty work." He folds up his cart once more, then holds out his paw to shake. "I'm Nails, but my real name is Aldo. You an' me, we're brothas now, got it? We look out fo eachotha. Keep eachotha safe, right? I'll be honest, I prol'ly could blown those guys ta bits if they didn't get the drop on me, but you, man, you saved my life."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He nods and squirts dark syrup into each cup before spraying fizzy water into them and adding two hearty scoops of vanilla to each. He stabs spoons into the ice cream. The whole process takes less than 20 seconds for both of them. "That'll be six coppers, boss! I've got some free whipped cream, too, if you'd like that!"
he pays and passes a soda to the kid, who drinks it with gusto. "These are pretty good" the man says
"Yeah, you see it, right? Visionary! Ice cream and soda were meant to be togetha! If only my family saw it that way I'd be golden. They don't think ice cream and soda should mix. Heresy! Bah! But I need their blessin' to marry, so I gotta prove this is worth doin'." He washes off his scooper and puts it back.
"I'd say it's well worth it"
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"Yeah, you see it, right? Visionary! Ice cream and soda were meant to be togetha! If only my family saw it that way I'd be golden. They don't think ice cream and soda should mix. Heresy! Bah! But I need their blessin' to marry, so I gotta prove this is worth doin'." He washes off his scooper and puts it back.
"I'd say it's well worth it"
"Yeah, man!" He holds up his paw for a high-five. "You get it!"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He nods and squirts dark syrup into each cup before spraying fizzy water into them and adding two hearty scoops of vanilla to each. He stabs spoons into the ice cream. The whole process takes less than 20 seconds for both of them. "That'll be six coppers, boss! I've got some free whipped cream, too, if you'd like that!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Cherry on top would be nice but I better not see no sprinkles." He then expels a long, thin stream of grey smoke from his lips. "You'll do betta with this ice cream biz. Gangs are too messy, let me tell you." He says with a shake of his shaggy head.
he pays and passes a soda to the kid, who drinks it with gusto.
"These are pretty good" the man says
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
"Got kinda caught up in it. Press ganged! Coerced!" He tops it with three maraschino cherries. "There we go! Signed an' sealed." He puts a spoon in it.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Yeah, you see it, right? Visionary! Ice cream and soda were meant to be togetha! If only my family saw it that way I'd be golden. They don't think ice cream and soda should mix. Heresy! Bah! But I need their blessin' to marry, so I gotta prove this is worth doin'." He washes off his scooper and puts it back.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Looks scrumptious," He takes a very large scoop out and places the frozen food into his mouth. He closes his eyes as he enjoys the chilly treat. "That's wonderful." He takes another long and savored bite before saying, "I ran a gang once."
*Im alive! somehow.. anybody wanna RP?*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*heya*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
*Im here, does anyone want to rp?*
*I would*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*hi cutie*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*im open*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
*Who would you like? If anyone in particular?*
*shall i pick or shall you?*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.
"Hah! 'Magine it was a big un' too, eh pops? Don't want nothin' t' do with gangs no more, so I understand the use a' past tense. Gaurds on ya' tail, violence everywhere ya go, and that sick sense that you're parta the problem... nasty work." He folds up his cart once more, then holds out his paw to shake. "I'm Nails, but my real name is Aldo. You an' me, we're brothas now, got it? We look out fo eachotha. Keep eachotha safe, right? I'll be honest, I prol'ly could blown those guys ta bits if they didn't get the drop on me, but you, man, you saved my life."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Anyone else?*
"I'd say it's well worth it"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
*I would also like to RP. I want to develop Aldo some more.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Yeah, man!" He holds up his paw for a high-five. "You get it!"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Who would you like to have out of mine?*