"Heh, I don't like violence on principle. It's gonna be hard to avoid now that I'm supposed to be a guardian angel now." He sighs, a hollow sound. "I hope I can find someone who knows what I'm supposed to actually do. I haven't been an angel in millennia."
"Sure! Now hold still..." He holds up his hands to frame Rag and the toy. He puts his hands down. "Thank you!" He pulls a grainy, colorless photo out of his coat and sets it down in front of Rag. It's him holding the plush dino.
"I ain't no guardian angel, but I know what it means ta take care o' people. I'd be willin' ta help ya where I can, though I likely ain't much help, the fact ya know me at all is real interestin' ta me." He chuckles, leaning against one of the tree, smiling at them.
He looks at the photo, and back to them for a moment. He puts down the dino plush, smiling bright as the sun does shine "Now that's something special, I'd have to guess you're a magician, and a good one from what I can tell."
"Oh yeah, you and Felix had a good five minutes of fame in Hell. Tore down that castle quick. Thanks for your offer. If I ever have any questions, I'll come to you, alright?" He climbs up onto his spider. "Remember to read your bible!"
He smiles back. "Heh. You haven't even seen the trick yet." He pulls a metal hoop out from his case and picks up the photo. He folds it into a slightly confusing airplane with only 90-degree folds and throws it. "See, the trick is..." It circles back around him and through the hoop twice. He catches it and smooths it out back on the table. Now the photo includes the little strugel, standing in front of Rag and waving to the camera. "Getting the right angle."
He tilts his head as they climb back onto the spider, laughing a little bit "I'll try ta." He waves them off, taking out his revolver once more.
He chuckles at that, smiling "That is certainly a trick worth seeing, I don't have anything half that good, after all, I'm just a simple cook." He says, holding out a hand to them as he continues to serve people, "Do you have a place to stay?"
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'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
Oliver watches them while eating a slice of lemon cake, very much against Merabelles advice.
"N-n-no maam." he says. "Just warm in here."
He looks over to them with happy brown eyes, walking over to the kid, putting his hands in his pockets, "Hey, nice bit of food you got there buddy."
She raises an eyebrow, deciding to mess with this kid, "Ya sure 'bout that? Yer face gettin' double the red o' a tomato, an' that ring on yer finger ain't helpin' yer case."
"Thanks." he says, mouth slightly full.
He goes quiet, as not to stammer, still red.
"Shouldnt eat with your mouth full though. Where are your parents?"
She cackles like a mad woman, watching them, "Dont worry, I ain't gonna go after ya, I already got somebody, an' I hope ya do too."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
He looks over, then runs to her. "Woah! I didn't expect to see you here! Wait, you work at the Faceless Fair?! Awesome!"
The wooden demon looks over. "Hey, I used to be in charge of polishing and maintaining weaponry. Want some tips? Metaphorically, obviously." He shifts the sheathed swordspear on his back.
"Oh, hi Teddy! Yeah, I'm the person who designs and builds and repairs all the Mannequins and the other constructs here. I don't quite run the show- a lot of the Fair is run by my business partner, Podmorski- but I help keep things nice and horrifying." She explains, all while stitching an arm back onto the construct and pouring a ladle-full of blood into the gaps in its joints.
She looks up from her reading material over at him. "Oh, sure, I'd love some advice." She responds, a small smile on her face.
"Woah... all these guys are yours?" He seems even more awed than before. "They're so cool!"
"Okay, so what kind of weapons are we working with?" He scoots over. "I've worked with mortal, divine, and infernal weaponry in the past. Divine weaponry is some of the most complex there is, but mortal weaponry is more practical for drawn-out wars."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Oliver watches them while eating a slice of lemon cake, very much against Merabelles advice.
"N-n-no maam." he says. "Just warm in here."
He looks over to them with happy brown eyes, walking over to the kid, putting his hands in his pockets, "Hey, nice bit of food you got there buddy."
She raises an eyebrow, deciding to mess with this kid, "Ya sure 'bout that? Yer face gettin' double the red o' a tomato, an' that ring on yer finger ain't helpin' yer case."
"Thanks." he says, mouth slightly full.
He goes quiet, as not to stammer, still red.
"Shouldnt eat with your mouth full though. Where are your parents?"
She cackles like a mad woman, watching them, "Dont worry, I ain't gonna go after ya, I already got somebody, an' I hope ya do too."
He swallows his food. "Mommas getting her armor fixed."
"I-i do miss." he stammers, cleaning her sword
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Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
*who wants to meet some characters that get killed off in my stories before the stories even start?* A lithe man with dark hair and a darker suit is sitting at a table reading a book. He looks to be in his 30s-40s Outside, a strong, tan man with broad shoulders and a kind smile is feeding the sparrows
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
*who wants to meet some characters that get killed off in my stories before the stories even start?* A lithe man with dark hair and a darker suit is sitting at a table reading a book. He looks to be in his 30s-40s Outside, a strong, tan man with broad shoulders and a kind smile is feeding the sparrows
*rp pls*
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
*who wants to meet some characters that get killed off in my stories before the stories even start?*
Outside, a strong, tan man with broad shoulders and a kind smile is feeding the sparrows
A genuine colossus of a man sits next to them, beginning to help with a massive handful of seeds, looking down at them and smiling softly.
"Thanks, friend!" he scatters some seed and laughs heartily
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
*who wants to meet some characters that get killed off in my stories before the stories even start?*
Outside, a strong, tan man with broad shoulders and a kind smile is feeding the sparrows
A genuine colossus of a man sits next to them, beginning to help with a massive handful of seeds, looking down at them and smiling softly.
"Thanks, friend!" he scatters some seed and laughs heartily
He laughs with them, looking down at them "Nice to meet you, who might you be?"
"My name's Jonah, Jonah Clemont!"
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I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
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He tilts his head as they climb back onto the spider, laughing a little bit "I'll try ta." He waves them off, taking out his revolver once more.
He chuckles at that, smiling "That is certainly a trick worth seeing, I don't have anything half that good, after all, I'm just a simple cook." He says, holding out a hand to them as he continues to serve people, "Do you have a place to stay?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Shouldnt eat with your mouth full though. Where are your parents?"
She cackles like a mad woman, watching them, "Dont worry, I ain't gonna go after ya, I already got somebody, an' I hope ya do too."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Woah... all these guys are yours?" He seems even more awed than before. "They're so cool!"
"Okay, so what kind of weapons are we working with?" He scoots over. "I've worked with mortal, divine, and infernal weaponry in the past. Divine weaponry is some of the most complex there is, but mortal weaponry is more practical for drawn-out wars."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He swallows his food. "Mommas getting her armor fixed."
"I-i do miss." he stammers, cleaning her sword
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
"Would your momma be okay with you having that cake?" He asks, kneeling down in front of them.
"They must be a real good one if ya got a ring, an' the name's Merabelle, take care o' 'em if ya really love 'em."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Oliver freezes mid-bite. "uhm..."
"They are, and i will miss. Names Leo. Dont call me Leonidas. Only my wife can call me that."
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
He smiles and laughs at that, "Don't worry, I won't tell. What's your name, kid?"
"I wouldn't dare think o' callin' ya that. Nice ta meet ya Leo, hope yer relationship sticks long as ya want it ta."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Oliver."
"Nice to meet ya too Miss Merabelle." he says, starting on her armor now
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
He smiles "Nice to meet you Oliver, I'm Flynn Armstrong."
"Ya ain't gotta me polite, just call me Merabelle." She picks up her greatsword, looking at it.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Nice to meet you mister."
Its done to perfection. "Sorry, force of habit." he mumbles, finishing up her armor
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
*who wants to meet some characters that get killed off in my stories before the stories even start?*
A lithe man with dark hair and a darker suit is sitting at a table reading a book. He looks to be in his 30s-40s
Outside, a strong, tan man with broad shoulders and a kind smile is feeding the sparrows
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
"Do you like magic, Oliver?"
"Don't be sorry either, I ain't gonna blame ya fer doin' nothin' sweetheart." She says, smiling at the weapon "Thanks fer this."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Gotta go in three minutes :[ *
He nods. "Yes! Im a wizard!"
"Yeah of course. Im just a mechanic for a reason."
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
*We can rp tomorrow, see you then.*
He stands up, "Do you want to see something really magical?"
"Yer real good at yer job, I'll owe ya fer this, whatever ya need, I'm a druid an' a witch."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*rp pls*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
(hello again)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
I am failure and perfection
Without grace, but I am tired
Of walking life like it's a wire
A genuine colossus of a man sits next to them, beginning to help with a massive handful of seeds, looking down at them and smiling softly.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Thanks, friend!" he scatters some seed and laughs heartily
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose
He laughs with them, looking down at them "Nice to meet you, who might you be?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"My name's Jonah, Jonah Clemont!"
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
Soli Deo Gloria(Sed servus eius crustulum vult)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, danganer of ronpas, and certified silly goose