He opens one ruby eye and pauses his music. "First John 3:18." He doesn't elaborate, but he does pull out a notepad and pencil.
He looks up with a smile. "We do a lot of desserts, right? Well, I was thinking we could branch out now that we know the basics of stellar cuisine! Something savory sounds nice, don't you think?"
She somewhat hears him, looking up from her own notepad and pen with one pair of eyes, looking around for the source of the words.
"I think that's a wonderful idea. What recipes have you pondered so far?" It responds, slithering the rest of the way into the room, its wretched form taking up almost a third of the space there.
He takes off his headphones and straightens his cap, walking into view. His hair and skin are pure white, and his eyes are ruby red, tired and shadowed by his bacon-themed baseball cap. "'Dear children, let us not love with words or speech but with actions and in truth.' You know that one?"
He 'makes room' for it, taking a couple steps to the side. "Well, I was thinking faux-meat, some sauces, and some things that are really cool but there aren't terms for them that I know. It's working with plasma, and culinary terms mostly relate to solids, liquids, and gases."
She looks up from her notepad fully, all six eyes focused on him. "I've heard it once before, yeah. Why do you ask?" She asks.
"I suppose we'll have to invent the terms ourselves." It replies. "I'd be happy to provide as many stars as it takes for your culinary endeavors, and assist in any other ways I can."
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
*I was imagining she was on her knees to butcher the body. He's 6' 6".*
He holds up his hands. "Shhh... you reacted appropriately. I was the one who did something wrong." He bows his head, the brim of his cap covering his sunken eyes. "Don't worry about it. Do you need any help?"
*She had stood up because she got startled by him appearing behind her.*
She shakes her head, trying to brush back her hair but it refuses to stay away from her face "I don't want you to get in trouble, in this life or the next.."
*Ah, dang. I forgot about that. I concede.*
"Don't worry about it. I'm expected to be covered in blood on this earth, and I trust that God has a place for me in Heaven. He planned for this meeting, after all, and while I don't understand His plan, I can still try to help where I can."
She tilts her head from side to side, considering the idea but sighs and nods, conceding. She pushes back her hair from her hideous features and ties it back in a ponytail.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
"It is good to be grateful. Are you sure being a soldier is the right way to go about this? Why not take some courses and pick up chaplain work? You can still protect people on the field of battle if that's your calling, but you'd be serving in ways other than killing."
He sighs "Unfortunately so, I am destined to kill people either way, for in my mind I am not alone, which means either I can kill those who have done wrong, or those who have not, and I am no murderer." He says, looking to the silver blade on his back before shaking his head, "But that's enough about me, what about you?"
"Hm." He raises an eyebrow, but chooses not to press it. "I'm an exorcist. My job is about as violent as yours, but my targets are incarnated evil to be destroyed or lost souls to be sent home in most cases. I have high Spiritual Sensitivity, so my magic is very strong at the cost of being extremely vulnerable to the foes I face. No amount of material will protect me, so that frees up my muscles to swing an oversized hammer that can split demonic plate armor like eggshell. I'd say out of the two of us, I have the easier job. Either way, no one is going to thank us except for each other. So, thank you for your service."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"It is good to be grateful. Are you sure being a soldier is the right way to go about this? Why not take some courses and pick up chaplain work? You can still protect people on the field of battle if that's your calling, but you'd be serving in ways other than killing."
He sighs "Unfortunately so, I am destined to kill people either way, for in my mind I am not alone, which means either I can kill those who have done wrong, or those who have not, and I am no murderer." He says, looking to the silver blade on his back before shaking his head, "But that's enough about me, what about you?"
"Hm." He raises an eyebrow, but chooses not to press it. "I'm an exorcist. My job is about as violent as yours, but my targets are incarnated evil to be destroyed or lost souls to be sent home in most cases. I have high Spiritual Sensitivity, so my magic is very strong at the cost of being extremely vulnerable to the foes I face. No amount of material will protect me, so that frees up my muscles to swing an oversized hammer that can split demonic plate armor like eggshell. I'd say out of the two of us, I have the easier job. Either way, no one is going to thank us except for each other. So, thank you for your service."
He bows his head back at them "And thank you for yours. You are... well a hero wouldn't be the right word for either of us, but you certainly are reaching for the closest thing to good you can be. It is good to know I am not alone in this fight against the evils of existence, may the light of the moon protect you as much as it can." He says with a smile, taking his blade off of his back and putting it on a table nearby, "I wouldn't agree you have the easier job, but I wouldn't argue that mine is more difficult. I hope you remain in good health, as much as you can anyway."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
He takes off his headphones and straightens his cap, walking into view. His hair and skin are pure white, and his eyes are ruby red, tired and shadowed by his bacon-themed baseball cap. "'Dear children, let us not love with words or speech but with actions and in truth.' You know that one?"
He 'makes room' for it, taking a couple steps to the side. "Well, I was thinking faux-meat, some sauces, and some things that are really cool but there aren't terms for them that I know. It's working with plasma, and culinary terms mostly relate to solids, liquids, and gases."
She looks up from her notepad fully, all six eyes focused on him. "I've heard it once before, yeah. Why do you ask?" She asks.
"I suppose we'll have to invent the terms ourselves." It replies. "I'd be happy to provide as many stars as it takes for your culinary endeavors, and assist in any other ways I can."
"Because you are filled with Dark Energy. It pools around you, enough to drown out a choir of angels. The only way that could happen would be if you were surrounded by agony and terror and hatred. So, per my job description, I should discretely remove you from humanoid society, but I worry that won't be the best course of action for this case. So... whose actions aren't being loving in this equation? You look like you have something to live for, so I hope that you aren't going around tormenting people."
"I knew you would say that." He hugs one of its serpentine tendrils. "But I really wanted to hear you say it anyway."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Don't worry about it. I'm expected to be covered in blood on this earth, and I trust that God has a place for me in Heaven. He planned for this meeting, after all, and while I don't understand His plan, I can still try to help where I can."
She tilts her head from side to side, considering the idea but sighs and nods, conceding. She pushes back her hair from her hideous features and ties it back in a ponytail.
He looks slightly taken aback. "Are you injured?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
She looks up from her notepad fully, all six eyes focused on him. "I've heard it once before, yeah. Why do you ask?" She asks.
"I suppose we'll have to invent the terms ourselves." It replies. "I'd be happy to provide as many stars as it takes for your culinary endeavors, and assist in any other ways I can."
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
She tilts her head from side to side, considering the idea but sighs and nods, conceding. She pushes back her hair from her hideous features and ties it back in a ponytail.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Wendi perhaps? It's cool if not.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*maybe it’s me?*
This is just Jobah619 again btw
Protect trans kids
Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
*Your characters. Give them to me.*
This is just Jobah619 again btw
Protect trans kids
Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
*Is it you Jobah? It is?*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Hm." He raises an eyebrow, but chooses not to press it. "I'm an exorcist. My job is about as violent as yours, but my targets are incarnated evil to be destroyed or lost souls to be sent home in most cases. I have high Spiritual Sensitivity, so my magic is very strong at the cost of being extremely vulnerable to the foes I face. No amount of material will protect me, so that frees up my muscles to swing an oversized hammer that can split demonic plate armor like eggshell. I'd say out of the two of us, I have the easier job. Either way, no one is going to thank us except for each other. So, thank you for your service."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*boredom*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*It is. It has to be. There aren’t any others. Not anymore.*
This is just Jobah619 again btw
Protect trans kids
Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
*.......what happened to the other?*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*Or are there? (Vsauce music plays in the distance.) Good to see you Jobah, doing good?*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*I just wanted to see the sky.*
*Was that so wrong?*
This is just Jobah619 again btw
Protect trans kids
Though you rested, you were not content to remain. And so you just had to seek me out.
He bows his head back at them "And thank you for yours. You are... well a hero wouldn't be the right word for either of us, but you certainly are reaching for the closest thing to good you can be. It is good to know I am not alone in this fight against the evils of existence, may the light of the moon protect you as much as it can." He says with a smile, taking his blade off of his back and putting it on a table nearby, "I wouldn't agree you have the easier job, but I wouldn't argue that mine is more difficult. I hope you remain in good health, as much as you can anyway."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Im back :] *
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
*My favorite Theren, welcome back.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*yippie!!*
*Wanna cont rp?*
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.
"Because you are filled with Dark Energy. It pools around you, enough to drown out a choir of angels. The only way that could happen would be if you were surrounded by agony and terror and hatred. So, per my job description, I should discretely remove you from humanoid society, but I worry that won't be the best course of action for this case. So... whose actions aren't being loving in this equation? You look like you have something to live for, so I hope that you aren't going around tormenting people."
"I knew you would say that." He hugs one of its serpentine tendrils. "But I really wanted to hear you say it anyway."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*If you want to, or we could start a new, either way I'm happy to.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He looks slightly taken aback. "Are you injured?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I dont mind whichever*
Ye old creator of characters
Tortured poet and writer
This mortal body is expendable, I will be released from my binding soon.