Drilin is crawling through the sewers, humming to himself
They hear singing coming from the underground pool, and by the accent it’s unmistakably Moonshine.
Drilin follows the source of the sound. 'Hey there, ya good?'
They find Moonshine, swimming through the water on her board, in a bikini. She looks up at them, “Drillin! I’m doin’ just fine.”
'Hah, nice to see ya. See ya adapting well to underground life, huh. Where ya get the bikini? Let me guess, theft?'
“Well I certainly ain’t pay fer it.” She says with a cackle, lying on her back, looking up at them with a chipped smile, “What do ya think? Like what ya see?” She says jokingly.
'I mean, it's a nice pattern on it.' Drilin slides into the murky water
She cackles even more, making sure not to fall into the water, “Still don’t know how to swim though, thanks.”
Drilin is crawling through the sewers, humming to himself
They hear singing coming from the underground pool, and by the accent it’s unmistakably Moonshine.
Drilin follows the source of the sound. 'Hey there, ya good?'
They find Moonshine, swimming through the water on her board, in a bikini. She looks up at them, “Drillin! I’m doin’ just fine.”
'Hah, nice to see ya. See ya adapting well to underground life, huh. Where ya get the bikini? Let me guess, theft?'
“Well I certainly ain’t pay fer it.” She says with a cackle, lying on her back, looking up at them with a chipped smile, “What do ya think? Like what ya see?” She says jokingly.
'I mean, it's a nice pattern on it.' Drilin slides into the murky water
She cackles even more, making sure not to fall into the water, “Still don’t know how to swim though, thanks.”
'Ya don't? Maybe I could teach ya'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
Drilin is crawling through the sewers, humming to himself
They hear singing coming from the underground pool, and by the accent it’s unmistakably Moonshine.
Drilin follows the source of the sound. 'Hey there, ya good?'
They find Moonshine, swimming through the water on her board, in a bikini. She looks up at them, “Drillin! I’m doin’ just fine.”
'Hah, nice to see ya. See ya adapting well to underground life, huh. Where ya get the bikini? Let me guess, theft?'
“Well I certainly ain’t pay fer it.” She says with a cackle, lying on her back, looking up at them with a chipped smile, “What do ya think? Like what ya see?” She says jokingly.
'I mean, it's a nice pattern on it.' Drilin slides into the murky water
She cackles even more, making sure not to fall into the water, “Still don’t know how to swim though, thanks.”
'Ya don't? Maybe I could teach ya'
“Ya don’t have ta, I’m enjoyin’ the water enough without it.”
Drilin is crawling through the sewers, humming to himself
They hear singing coming from the underground pool, and by the accent it’s unmistakably Moonshine.
Drilin follows the source of the sound. 'Hey there, ya good?'
They find Moonshine, swimming through the water on her board, in a bikini. She looks up at them, “Drillin! I’m doin’ just fine.”
'Hah, nice to see ya. See ya adapting well to underground life, huh. Where ya get the bikini? Let me guess, theft?'
“Well I certainly ain’t pay fer it.” She says with a cackle, lying on her back, looking up at them with a chipped smile, “What do ya think? Like what ya see?” She says jokingly.
'I mean, it's a nice pattern on it.' Drilin slides into the murky water
She cackles even more, making sure not to fall into the water, “Still don’t know how to swim though, thanks.”
'Ya don't? Maybe I could teach ya'
“Ya don’t have ta, I’m enjoyin’ the water enough without it.”
'That's fair'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
She swims over to them on the board, “Yer the best, ain’t ya. What have ya been doin’?”
'Just been out scavenging, got us some cash and supplies'
“Such a gentleman, gettin’ us some cash and supplies, thank ya again.”
'Yep, nothing says gentlemanly like a sewer scavenger' Drilin cracks a crooked grin. 'Well, it beats thieving, less likely to end up behind bars'
“Eh but ya ain’t get the same thrill when there ain’t any police chasin’ after ya.” She says with a grin of her own, hugging them before paddling away.
She swims over to them on the board, “Yer the best, ain’t ya. What have ya been doin’?”
'Just been out scavenging, got us some cash and supplies'
“Such a gentleman, gettin’ us some cash and supplies, thank ya again.”
'Yep, nothing says gentlemanly like a sewer scavenger' Drilin cracks a crooked grin. 'Well, it beats thieving, less likely to end up behind bars'
“Eh but ya ain’t get the same thrill when there ain’t any police chasin’ after ya.” She says with a grin of her own, hugging them before paddling away.
'I don't know, I never found it too fun when the guards were after me'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
She swims over to them on the board, “Yer the best, ain’t ya. What have ya been doin’?”
'Just been out scavenging, got us some cash and supplies'
“Such a gentleman, gettin’ us some cash and supplies, thank ya again.”
'Yep, nothing says gentlemanly like a sewer scavenger' Drilin cracks a crooked grin. 'Well, it beats thieving, less likely to end up behind bars'
“Eh but ya ain’t get the same thrill when there ain’t any police chasin’ after ya.” She says with a grin of her own, hugging them before paddling away.
'I don't know, I never found it too fun when the guards were after me'
“Ah that’s just cause ya were goin’ fer a big enough prize, but we don’t need ta argue ‘bout that.”
She swims over to them on the board, “Yer the best, ain’t ya. What have ya been doin’?”
'Just been out scavenging, got us some cash and supplies'
“Such a gentleman, gettin’ us some cash and supplies, thank ya again.”
'Yep, nothing says gentlemanly like a sewer scavenger' Drilin cracks a crooked grin. 'Well, it beats thieving, less likely to end up behind bars'
“Eh but ya ain’t get the same thrill when there ain’t any police chasin’ after ya.” She says with a grin of her own, hugging them before paddling away.
'I don't know, I never found it too fun when the guards were after me'
“Ah that’s just cause ya were goin’ fer a big enough prize, but we don’t need ta argue ‘bout that.”
'What's the biggest prize you've ever stolen, then?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
She swims over to them on the board, “Yer the best, ain’t ya. What have ya been doin’?”
'Just been out scavenging, got us some cash and supplies'
“Such a gentleman, gettin’ us some cash and supplies, thank ya again.”
'Yep, nothing says gentlemanly like a sewer scavenger' Drilin cracks a crooked grin. 'Well, it beats thieving, less likely to end up behind bars'
“Eh but ya ain’t get the same thrill when there ain’t any police chasin’ after ya.” She says with a grin of her own, hugging them before paddling away.
'I don't know, I never found it too fun when the guards were after me'
“Ah that’s just cause ya were goin’ fer a big enough prize, but we don’t need ta argue ‘bout that.”
'What's the biggest prize you've ever stolen, then?'
“I once helped steal enough water ta have everyone in my whole town drinkin’ full cups every day fer months.”
She swims over to them on the board, “Yer the best, ain’t ya. What have ya been doin’?”
'Just been out scavenging, got us some cash and supplies'
“Such a gentleman, gettin’ us some cash and supplies, thank ya again.”
'Yep, nothing says gentlemanly like a sewer scavenger' Drilin cracks a crooked grin. 'Well, it beats thieving, less likely to end up behind bars'
“Eh but ya ain’t get the same thrill when there ain’t any police chasin’ after ya.” She says with a grin of her own, hugging them before paddling away.
'I don't know, I never found it too fun when the guards were after me'
“Ah that’s just cause ya were goin’ fer a big enough prize, but we don’t need ta argue ‘bout that.”
'What's the biggest prize you've ever stolen, then?'
“I once helped steal enough water ta have everyone in my whole town drinkin’ full cups every day fer months.”
'That's a pretty good theft. How ya pull that off?'
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You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
She swims over to them on the board, “Yer the best, ain’t ya. What have ya been doin’?”
'Just been out scavenging, got us some cash and supplies'
“Such a gentleman, gettin’ us some cash and supplies, thank ya again.”
'Yep, nothing says gentlemanly like a sewer scavenger' Drilin cracks a crooked grin. 'Well, it beats thieving, less likely to end up behind bars'
“Eh but ya ain’t get the same thrill when there ain’t any police chasin’ after ya.” She says with a grin of her own, hugging them before paddling away.
'I don't know, I never found it too fun when the guards were after me'
“Ah that’s just cause ya were goin’ fer a big enough prize, but we don’t need ta argue ‘bout that.”
'What's the biggest prize you've ever stolen, then?'
“I once helped steal enough water ta have everyone in my whole town drinkin’ full cups every day fer months.”
'That's a pretty good theft. How ya pull that off?'
“My old boss, Deadeye, he used a portal once he got into the vault, I was on the destruction crew to keep the guards distracted.”
She cackles even more, making sure not to fall into the water, “Still don’t know how to swim though, thanks.”
'Ya don't? Maybe I could teach ya'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Ya don’t have ta, I’m enjoyin’ the water enough without it.”
'That's fair'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Cut for Dutch.*
She swims over to them on the board, “Yer the best, ain’t ya. What have ya been doin’?”
'Just been out scavenging, got us some cash and supplies'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Such a gentleman, gettin’ us some cash and supplies, thank ya again.”
'Yep, nothing says gentlemanly like a sewer scavenger' Drilin cracks a crooked grin. 'Well, it beats thieving, less likely to end up behind bars'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Eh but ya ain’t get the same thrill when there ain’t any police chasin’ after ya.” She says with a grin of her own, hugging them before paddling away.
'I don't know, I never found it too fun when the guards were after me'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“Ah that’s just cause ya were goin’ fer a big enough prize, but we don’t need ta argue ‘bout that.”
'What's the biggest prize you've ever stolen, then?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“I once helped steal enough water ta have everyone in my whole town drinkin’ full cups every day fer months.”
'That's a pretty good theft. How ya pull that off?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
“My old boss, Deadeye, he used a portal once he got into the vault, I was on the destruction crew to keep the guards distracted.”
*quote chain cut for Jester*
'Pretty nice. So, ya were part of a gang?'
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*Congrats!*
You guys are awesome and mean so much to me. And mean so much to each other.
*[drags you to the netherworld cutely]*
No news is good news…
I'll lay a white rose on the cold earth, knowing it that it has not claimed your soul.