"I am..." He takes a moment to think. "...doing my best. My name is Jacob, and my title is the Desperation Chef."
"Aren't we all? My name is Saphuno, and I don't think I have a title besides mother or wife." she laughs, extending a paw after wiping it carefully. "A pleasure, Jacob."
The lumbering drow dries his obsidian black hands and takes her paw. "To you as well, Mrs. Saphuno. I believe your titles surpass mine." His grip hides great strength, but his hands are as soft as butter. No callouses or scars despite his proclamation of being a chef. "Are you the chef here?"
The lumbering drow dries his obsidian black hands and takes her paw. "To you as well, Mrs. Saphuno. I believe your titles surpass mine." His grip hides great strength, but his hands are as soft as butter. No callouses or scars despite his proclamation of being a chef. "Are you the chef here?"
"I am, and I try to keep everybody here fed, hydrated, drunk, and happy. Though, it's getting harder to balance two kids and a future son-in-law my husband despises."
"I'm sorry to hear that you're having troubles. I wish I could help, but they sound out of my league. I can help in the kitchen, but my main area of expertise outside of that comes from my involvement in the Yakuza. No family to speak of." He gets back to dishes. "Why does your husband dislike your future son-in-law?"
I heard some talk about MHA, so I came over as fast as humanly possible!* *Which wasn't very fast, because reading that very manga took up all my time!* *But now, I AM HERE!*
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
I heard some talk about MHA, so I came over as fast as humanly possible!* *Which wasn't very fast, because reading that very manga took up all my time!* *But now, I AM HERE!*
I heard some talk about MHA, so I came over as fast as humanly possible!* *Which wasn't very fast, because reading that very manga took up all my time!* *But now, I AM HERE!*
*Hey, EJO! Nice to see you again!*
*Heyo baalz! Wanna continue our RP from earlier?*
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
I heard some talk about MHA, so I came over as fast as humanly possible!* *Which wasn't very fast, because reading that very manga took up all my time!* *But now, I AM HERE!*
*Hey, EJO! Nice to see you again!*
*Heyo baalz! Wanna continue our RP from earlier?*
*Sure! I'll go find it in a second, after I reply to Salem real quick.*
"I'm sorry to hear that you're having troubles. I wish I could help, but they sound out of my league. I can help in the kitchen, but my main area of expertise outside of that comes from my involvement in the Yakuza. No family to speak of." He gets back to dishes. "Why does your husband dislike your future son-in-law?"
"We all have issues it's fine. Some help in the kitchen would be great, Jacob." She sets out another dish, sighing "Tony, my daughter's fiancee, made a drunk proposition to her, one she wasn't quite ready for. That upset my husband greatly; That, and I think Tony reminds Damian of a younger version of himself. From what I've learned, Damian wasn't the greatest person when he was younger."
"I doubt any of us are. We are moral creatures, but we can be convinced that anything is moral. 'I deserve this because I'm better' or 'because they don't' are common moral beliefs these days. I could have the kid history checked so Damian knows he's safe, but that's not my business unless you want it to be." He begins carefully drying the dishes. "As for help in the kitchen, I specialize in minimizing food waste. Rarer ingredients are often wasted on me, but I can make good food out of very little."
"Thank you for clarifying." He looks the mage over. "I prefer bright clothes so people know what happened to me today. Blood, dirt, sauces... they all show up better on white."
"Honest, as well. Heh, we really are opposites." The man chuckles. "I'm Neave, by the way. What do you go by?"
"Jacob, the Desperation Chef. A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Neave. Pardon me if I repeat myself, but would you care for something to eat? The mind runs on glucose, after all."
"Thank you for clarifying." He looks the mage over. "I prefer bright clothes so people know what happened to me today. Blood, dirt, sauces... they all show up better on white."
"Honest, as well. Heh, we really are opposites." The man chuckles. "I'm Neave, by the way. What do you go by?"
"Jacob, the Desperation Chef. A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Neave. Pardon me if I repeat myself, but would you care for something to eat? The mind runs on glucose, after all."
"Food? What kinda stuff you got?" Neave's accent clashes heavily with the way he constructs sentences.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"I doubt any of us are. We are moral creatures, but we can be convinced that anything is moral. 'I deserve this because I'm better' or 'because they don't' are common moral beliefs these days. I could have the kid history checked so Damian knows he's safe, but that's not my business unless you want it to be." He begins carefully drying the dishes. "As for help in the kitchen, I specialize in minimizing food waste. Rarer ingredients are often wasted on me, but I can make good food out of very little."
"I appreciate your offer, but we've got a contingency plan for Tony. Morals, such a finicky topic, food is easier. Is that where you get your title of Desperation Chef? Rather intriguing, I must say. This place makes good money, so I could offer you a fair payment for your help."
"I would gladly accept your payment. I am known as the Desperation Chef because of my ability to stretch handfuls of poor ingredients into gourmet feasts, yes, but also because of my origins. As a male surfaceborn drow with no family, I was never going to be accepted by the Underdark, or even Waterdeep unless I made an impact. So I became a pillar of the community in Mistshore, helping where I could even while I had no home or wealth of my own. I've lived off the kindness of strangers for 34 years, and I don't regret a moment of it. I can bring out the nutrition of the food I cook, so I've provided for the sick and injured using the most meager ingredients. My displays of kindness in the face of discrimination and abject poverty earned me my title. I am not a supreme cook, but on a tight budget I will feed people more and better than a true master with the same."
"Jacob, the Desperation Chef. A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Neave. Pardon me if I repeat myself, but would you care for something to eat? The mind runs on glucose, after all."
"Food? What kinda stuff you got?" Neave's accent clashes heavily with the way he constructs sentences.
"At the moment, I'm serving lots of organ meats, put into pancakes and served with a variety of toppings. Sweet and savory is the winning combination here. I even managed to get my hands on some cream for whipping and for the spiced pseudo-coffee."
"Jacob, the Desperation Chef. A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Neave. Pardon me if I repeat myself, but would you care for something to eat? The mind runs on glucose, after all."
"Food? What kinda stuff you got?" Neave's accent clashes heavily with the way he constructs sentences.
"At the moment, I'm serving lots of organ meats, put into pancakes and served with a variety of toppings. Sweet and savory is the winning combination here. I even managed to get my hands on some cream for whipping and for the spiced pseudo-coffee."
"Organ meats is liver and that like, right? And what the heck is a pseudo-coffee?" Neave seems intrigued and incredibly confused at the same time.
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Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed theArcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
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Natasha walks to the edge of the pool, sitting outside of the water.
Sylvia rests nearby, watching them struggle happily while resting. Wander is working on tuning his bango.
He hears a knock at his door, and Moonshine shouting to let them in outside.
The lumbering drow dries his obsidian black hands and takes her paw. "To you as well, Mrs. Saphuno. I believe your titles surpass mine." His grip hides great strength, but his hands are as soft as butter. No callouses or scars despite his proclamation of being a chef. "Are you the chef here?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I'm sorry to hear that you're having troubles. I wish I could help, but they sound out of my league. I can help in the kitchen, but my main area of expertise outside of that comes from my involvement in the Yakuza. No family to speak of." He gets back to dishes. "Why does your husband dislike your future son-in-law?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
I heard some talk about MHA, so I came over as fast as humanly possible!*
*Which wasn't very fast, because reading that very manga took up all my time!*
*But now, I AM HERE!*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*Hey, EJO! Nice to see you again!*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
*Heyo baalz! Wanna continue our RP from earlier?*
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
*Sure! I'll go find it in a second, after I reply to Salem real quick.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"I doubt any of us are. We are moral creatures, but we can be convinced that anything is moral. 'I deserve this because I'm better' or 'because they don't' are common moral beliefs these days. I could have the kid history checked so Damian knows he's safe, but that's not my business unless you want it to be." He begins carefully drying the dishes. "As for help in the kitchen, I specialize in minimizing food waste. Rarer ingredients are often wasted on me, but I can make good food out of very little."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Jacob, the Desperation Chef. A pleasure to meet you, Mr. Neave. Pardon me if I repeat myself, but would you care for something to eat? The mind runs on glucose, after all."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Food? What kinda stuff you got?" Neave's accent clashes heavily with the way he constructs sentences.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!
"I would gladly accept your payment. I am known as the Desperation Chef because of my ability to stretch handfuls of poor ingredients into gourmet feasts, yes, but also because of my origins. As a male surfaceborn drow with no family, I was never going to be accepted by the Underdark, or even Waterdeep unless I made an impact. So I became a pillar of the community in Mistshore, helping where I could even while I had no home or wealth of my own. I've lived off the kindness of strangers for 34 years, and I don't regret a moment of it. I can bring out the nutrition of the food I cook, so I've provided for the sick and injured using the most meager ingredients. My displays of kindness in the face of discrimination and abject poverty earned me my title. I am not a supreme cook, but on a tight budget I will feed people more and better than a true master with the same."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"At the moment, I'm serving lots of organ meats, put into pancakes and served with a variety of toppings. Sweet and savory is the winning combination here. I even managed to get my hands on some cream for whipping and for the spiced pseudo-coffee."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
Awake, impure, divine
Breathgiver of the Strugels
"Organ meats is liver and that like, right? And what the heck is a pseudo-coffee?" Neave seems intrigued and incredibly confused at the same time.
Hi, I'm hungry! I mean, I'm EJODM18604, but you can call me EJO.
As an avid League of Legends player, I main (And maybe potentially might could simp for) Aurora, the Witch between Worlds.
I'm active most weekends, but keep in mind I live in the BST timezone.
My Baalzeboopical title is The New Hunter! I have been proclaimed the Arcane Oryctolagus By the great artificer Salem!