Otto enters, drawn by the strangeness of its conjuration.
He comes across a spindly harengon dressed in a leather field jacket, beret, tank top, and cargo pants, all of which are simultaneously too big and too short for him. His belt nearly wraps double around his waist. He has a roundish, blood-splattered face and is discreetly cooking a pan of what looks to be squirrels with bacon and onions.
Inside is a comforting and pleasant restaurant, a stocky and muscular kobold woman works at the front. Her eyes tired with work, scales black, she holds up a clipboard, her voice direct and forceful "Party of one, sir?"
He stops when he sees them, stopping his humming as he circles around to lean against a tree nearby and watch them, putting his knife away, "What ya makin' there?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.
"Yes, please." He gives a little bit of a bow.
He opens his mouth to speak, revealing that all of his teeth have been filed down to perfectly flat, scarred nubs. "F-food. Please, don't tell anyone."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Otto enters, drawn by the strangeness of its conjuration.
He comes across a spindly harengon dressed in a leather field jacket, beret, tank top, and cargo pants, all of which are simultaneously too big and too short for him. His belt nearly wraps double around his waist. He has a roundish, blood-splattered face and is discreetly cooking a pan of what looks to be squirrels with bacon and onions.
Inside is a comforting and pleasant restaurant, a stocky and muscular kobold woman works at the front. Her eyes tired with work, scales black, she holds up a clipboard, her voice direct and forceful "Party of one, sir?"
He stops when he sees them, stopping his humming as he circles around to lean against a tree nearby and watch them, putting his knife away, "What ya makin' there?" He asks, raising an eyebrow.
"Yes, please." He gives a little bit of a bow.
He opens his mouth to speak, revealing that all of his teeth have been filed down to perfectly flat, scarred nubs. "F-food. Please, don't tell anyone."
She nods, leading them through the calm place to a booth, gesturing for them to sit down.
"I ain't no snitch, I didn't plan on it before, I ain't plan on it now. Who turned your teeth all flat?" He walks over to them to get a closer look, looking close at their teeth.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
He opens his mouth to speak, revealing that all of his teeth have been filed down to perfectly flat, scarred nubs. "F-food. Please, don't tell anyone."
She nods, leading them through the calm place to a booth, gesturing for them to sit down.
"I ain't no snitch, I didn't plan on it before, I ain't plan on it now. Who turned your teeth all flat?" He walks over to them to get a closer look, looking close at their teeth.
He does so, smiling. "Thank you very much, ma'am." He speaks softly, trying not to harsh the vibe with his twisted-up voice.
He reaches into his coat and pulls out a metal file with a saw along one edge. It has fresh blood smeared over it, as if someone tried to wipe it off but didn't properly clean it. "I need to be more acceptable. More sane."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He opens his mouth to speak, revealing that all of his teeth have been filed down to perfectly flat, scarred nubs. "F-food. Please, don't tell anyone."
She nods, leading them through the calm place to a booth, gesturing for them to sit down.
"I ain't no snitch, I didn't plan on it before, I ain't plan on it now. Who turned your teeth all flat?" He walks over to them to get a closer look, looking close at their teeth.
He does so, smiling. "Thank you very much, ma'am." He speaks softly, trying not to harsh the vibe with his twisted-up voice.
He reaches into his coat and pulls out a metal file with a saw along one edge. It has fresh blood smeared over it, as if someone tried to wipe it off but didn't properly clean it. "I need to be more acceptable. More sane."
She smiles just a little bit back at them, holding a clipboard "Would you like any drinks to begin with, sir? Appetizers perhaps?"
He squints "[gp] ya had ta destroy your teeth to get them all filed down like that. I don't think it's worth being more acceptable over, cause it don't help ya seem that way." He looks back up to their eyes, "But that's just my opinion."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
He does so, smiling. "Thank you very much, ma'am." He speaks softly, trying not to harsh the vibe with his twisted-up voice.
He reaches into his coat and pulls out a metal file with a saw along one edge. It has fresh blood smeared over it, as if someone tried to wipe it off but didn't properly clean it. "I need to be more acceptable. More sane."
She smiles just a little bit back at them, holding a clipboard "Would you like any drinks to begin with, sir? Appetizers perhaps?"
He squints "[gp] ya had ta destroy your teeth to get them all filed down like that. I don't think it's worth being more acceptable over, cause it don't help ya seem that way." He looks back up to their eyes, "But that's just my opinion."
"Do you have apple cider?" He takes a look at the menu. "The bread plate looks quite good. May I get one of those, please?"
"We m-must burn away the tasteless..." He runs his tongue over his teeth, then sighs. "They grow back when I sleep. It's become ritual at this point. It hardens my f-faith." He doesn't sound too convinced.
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He does so, smiling. "Thank you very much, ma'am." He speaks softly, trying not to harsh the vibe with his twisted-up voice.
He reaches into his coat and pulls out a metal file with a saw along one edge. It has fresh blood smeared over it, as if someone tried to wipe it off but didn't properly clean it. "I need to be more acceptable. More sane."
She smiles just a little bit back at them, holding a clipboard "Would you like any drinks to begin with, sir? Appetizers perhaps?"
He squints "[gp] ya had ta destroy your teeth to get them all filed down like that. I don't think it's worth being more acceptable over, cause it don't help ya seem that way." He looks back up to their eyes, "But that's just my opinion."
"Do you have apple cider?" He takes a look at the menu. "The bread plate looks quite good. May I get one of those, please?"
"We m-must burn away the tasteless..." He runs his tongue over his teeth, then sighs. "They grow back when I sleep. It's become ritual at this point. It hardens my f-faith." He doesn't sound too convinced.
She writes both of those orders down "I will have those out right away." She walks into the kitchen, almost immediately walking back out with a bread plate and cup of apple cider, placing them on the table with a smile.
He steps back from being right in front of their face "You aren't sure, I say you stop being it all together, but I'm a stranger, ya should go back ta focusing on your food before it burns. Name's Pimento by the way."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Do you have apple cider?" He takes a look at the menu. "The bread plate looks quite good. May I get one of those, please?"
"We m-must burn away the tasteless..." He runs his tongue over his teeth, then sighs. "They grow back when I sleep. It's become ritual at this point. It hardens my f-faith." He doesn't sound too convinced.
She writes both of those orders down "I will have those out right away." She walks into the kitchen, almost immediately walking back out with a bread plate and cup of apple cider, placing them on the table with a smile.
He steps back from being right in front of their face "You aren't sure, I say you stop being it all together, but I'm a stranger, ya should go back ta focusing on your food before it burns. Name's Pimento by the way."
"Thank you very much, ma'am." He tries some of his bread and cider. "Do you know how this place got here?"
"Flavor Squire Meiso." He puts away the file. "Most denominations would accept me how I am, but my church sees these features as a mark of the Beast Gluttisant."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Do you have apple cider?" He takes a look at the menu. "The bread plate looks quite good. May I get one of those, please?"
"We m-must burn away the tasteless..." He runs his tongue over his teeth, then sighs. "They grow back when I sleep. It's become ritual at this point. It hardens my f-faith." He doesn't sound too convinced.
She writes both of those orders down "I will have those out right away." She walks into the kitchen, almost immediately walking back out with a bread plate and cup of apple cider, placing them on the table with a smile.
He steps back from being right in front of their face "You aren't sure, I say you stop being it all together, but I'm a stranger, ya should go back ta focusing on your food before it burns. Name's Pimento by the way."
"Thank you very much, ma'am." He tries some of his bread and cider. "Do you know how this place got here?"
"Flavor Squire Meiso." He puts away the file. "Most denominations would accept me how I am, but my church sees these features as a mark of the Beast Gluttisant."
Her smile grows a bit more genuine, putting the board under her arm and clasping her hands together "Magic, powerful teleportation more specifically. The restaurant's owner did it. The boss."
"I ain't gonna lie, got no idea who or what that is. Either way, if your teeth grow back every night I would stop filing them down, it's a sign probably." He sits down and watches the food with curious eyes.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Thank you very much, ma'am." He tries some of his bread and cider. "Do you know how this place got here?"
"Flavor Squire Meiso." He puts away the file. "Most denominations would accept me how I am, but my church sees these features as a mark of the Beast Gluttisant."
Her smile grows a bit more genuine, putting the board under her arm and clasping her hands together "Magic, powerful teleportation more specifically. The restaurant's owner did it. The boss."
"I ain't gonna lie, got no idea who or what that is. Either way, if your teeth grow back every night I would stop filing them down, it's a sign probably." He sits down and watches the food with curious eyes.
He smiles back with his tattered lips and uncanny teeth. "Incredible. I've never seen anything so precise. And the food is incredible too. This cider... superb. Do you make it in-house?"
He looks back at the food. His stomach growls, and a deep hunger fills his eyes, followed by guilt. "Would you like this?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
"Thank you very much, ma'am." He tries some of his bread and cider. "Do you know how this place got here?"
"Flavor Squire Meiso." He puts away the file. "Most denominations would accept me how I am, but my church sees these features as a mark of the Beast Gluttisant."
Her smile grows a bit more genuine, putting the board under her arm and clasping her hands together "Magic, powerful teleportation more specifically. The restaurant's owner did it. The boss."
"I ain't gonna lie, got no idea who or what that is. Either way, if your teeth grow back every night I would stop filing them down, it's a sign probably." He sits down and watches the food with curious eyes.
He smiles back with his tattered lips and uncanny teeth. "Incredible. I've never seen anything so precise. And the food is incredible too. This cider... superb. Do you make it in-house?"
He looks back at the food. His stomach growls, and a deep hunger fills his eyes, followed by guilt. "Would you like this?"
She nods the smallest bit, "The chefs change depending on when you come, but we all know how to cook around here. Everyone works everything, even the boss works sometimes." She analyzes his teeth closely.
"I ain't gonna deny any you're willing to give. I suggest ya eat some too, no one's bad enough to starve." He leans on his hands, sighing.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
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He smiles back with his tattered lips and uncanny teeth. "Incredible. I've never seen anything so precise. And the food is incredible too. This cider... superb. Do you make it in-house?"
He looks back at the food. His stomach growls, and a deep hunger fills his eyes, followed by guilt. "Would you like this?"
She nods the smallest bit, "The chefs change depending on when you come, but we all know how to cook around here. Everyone works everything, even the boss works sometimes." She analyzes his teeth closely.
"I ain't gonna deny any you're willing to give. I suggest ya eat some too, no one's bad enough to starve." He leans on his hands, sighing.
Omnivore's teeth. High mobility, sharp canines. Nothing close to a human's. "So you base your meal plan based on who comes through the door? Incredible. I don't think I could tip enough for that kind of service."
He offers the entire skillet. "I am."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Been at classes. gonna go eat. will you grab the rp if you wanna continue? if not, just throw some out :3*
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He smiles back with his tattered lips and uncanny teeth. "Incredible. I've never seen anything so precise. And the food is incredible too. This cider... superb. Do you make it in-house?"
He looks back at the food. His stomach growls, and a deep hunger fills his eyes, followed by guilt. "Would you like this?"
She nods the smallest bit, "The chefs change depending on when you come, but we all know how to cook around here. Everyone works everything, even the boss works sometimes." She analyzes his teeth closely.
"I ain't gonna deny any you're willing to give. I suggest ya eat some too, no one's bad enough to starve." He leans on his hands, sighing.
Omnivore's teeth. High mobility, sharp canines. Nothing close to a human's. "So you base your meal plan based on who comes through the door? Incredible. I don't think I could tip enough for that kind of service."
He offers the entire skillet. "I am."
"You don't have to, the regular amount will do." She smiles truly, reaching her eyes as she steps back, "Do you want anything else, sir? Your favorite food perhaps?" She says, looking down to her clipboard.
He takes it, and hits them on the back of the head with the bud of his knife "I doubt your much worse than me." He splits the food between them.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"Yes, please." He gives a little bit of a bow.
He opens his mouth to speak, revealing that all of his teeth have been filed down to perfectly flat, scarred nubs. "F-food. Please, don't tell anyone."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
She nods, leading them through the calm place to a booth, gesturing for them to sit down.
"I ain't no snitch, I didn't plan on it before, I ain't plan on it now. Who turned your teeth all flat?" He walks over to them to get a closer look, looking close at their teeth.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He does so, smiling. "Thank you very much, ma'am." He speaks softly, trying not to harsh the vibe with his twisted-up voice.
He reaches into his coat and pulls out a metal file with a saw along one edge. It has fresh blood smeared over it, as if someone tried to wipe it off but didn't properly clean it. "I need to be more acceptable. More sane."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
She smiles just a little bit back at them, holding a clipboard "Would you like any drinks to begin with, sir? Appetizers perhaps?"
He squints "[gp] ya had ta destroy your teeth to get them all filed down like that. I don't think it's worth being more acceptable over, cause it don't help ya seem that way." He looks back up to their eyes, "But that's just my opinion."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Do you have apple cider?" He takes a look at the menu. "The bread plate looks quite good. May I get one of those, please?"
"We m-must burn away the tasteless..." He runs his tongue over his teeth, then sighs. "They grow back when I sleep. It's become ritual at this point. It hardens my f-faith." He doesn't sound too convinced.
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
She writes both of those orders down "I will have those out right away." She walks into the kitchen, almost immediately walking back out with a bread plate and cup of apple cider, placing them on the table with a smile.
He steps back from being right in front of their face "You aren't sure, I say you stop being it all together, but I'm a stranger, ya should go back ta focusing on your food before it burns. Name's Pimento by the way."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Thank you very much, ma'am." He tries some of his bread and cider. "Do you know how this place got here?"
"Flavor Squire Meiso." He puts away the file. "Most denominations would accept me how I am, but my church sees these features as a mark of the Beast Gluttisant."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Her smile grows a bit more genuine, putting the board under her arm and clasping her hands together "Magic, powerful teleportation more specifically. The restaurant's owner did it. The boss."
"I ain't gonna lie, got no idea who or what that is. Either way, if your teeth grow back every night I would stop filing them down, it's a sign probably." He sits down and watches the food with curious eyes.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He smiles back with his tattered lips and uncanny teeth. "Incredible. I've never seen anything so precise. And the food is incredible too. This cider... superb. Do you make it in-house?"
He looks back at the food. His stomach growls, and a deep hunger fills his eyes, followed by guilt. "Would you like this?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
She nods the smallest bit, "The chefs change depending on when you come, but we all know how to cook around here. Everyone works everything, even the boss works sometimes." She analyzes his teeth closely.
"I ain't gonna deny any you're willing to give. I suggest ya eat some too, no one's bad enough to starve." He leans on his hands, sighing.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*I came, I saw, I left. too much social anxiety*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Salem! I've been waiting for you all day!*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
Omnivore's teeth. High mobility, sharp canines. Nothing close to a human's. "So you base your meal plan based on who comes through the door? Incredible. I don't think I could tip enough for that kind of service."
He offers the entire skillet. "I am."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
(hi baalze)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
You're no longer my concern
Faces from my past return
Another lesson yet to learn
*Been at classes. gonna go eat. will you grab the rp if you wanna continue? if not, just throw some out :3*
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Hey, Luna! How is ya?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
(i am very good. how about you?)
they/her Always open to chat. Just send me a PM
You're no longer my concern
Faces from my past return
Another lesson yet to learn
"You don't have to, the regular amount will do." She smiles truly, reaching her eyes as she steps back, "Do you want anything else, sir? Your favorite food perhaps?" She says, looking down to her clipboard.
He takes it, and hits them on the back of the head with the bud of his knife "I doubt your much worse than me." He splits the food between them.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Man, I wanna do both, I'll just go get the past rp for now, maybe start a new one tomorrow.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He works quickly, efficiently, and all three of them smell each of their favorite foods.
He holds her hands firmly, "And I would happily give it up for you~" He slides next to her, smiling.
He puts his hands in his pockets, "You won't have to be if I'm with you, if I'm not, stay inside."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)