"Anything less would be a crime, ma'am." He explains.
"Don't be so afraid... You're already perfect, my child..."Come the whispers again. "I'm sorry... I was trying to... I didn't mean to..." The Squire begins to hyperventilate.
She smiles, "We can't take this, it would be robbing you, and we wouldn't do that unless you owe us."
"You aren't allowed to panic right now, I can still hear the voices, and they slap away my power like it's nothin'." He looks back up to them, looking scared of what's going to happen.
He nods and takes back all but one of the coins. "Will this do?"
"Don't yell at the boy... He's my favorite child, after all... Are you hungry, dear?" The bunny looks back, tears in his eyes. "I've... been trying to find a cure for ages. It's hungry, and so much stronger than anything I've seen before."
She picks up the coin, looking at it with a smile, "Thank you, we will hope to see you again, sir."
"Keep talking and I'll slit both of our throats and let us bleed out." He threatens, though the bunny and see in his eyes that he's bluffing, trying to get them to back off for now at least. Deception:29
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
He nods and takes back all but one of the coins. "Will this do?"
"Don't yell at the boy... He's my favorite child, after all... Are you hungry, dear?" The bunny looks back, tears in his eyes. "I've... been trying to find a cure for ages. It's hungry, and so much stronger than anything I've seen before."
She picks up the coin, looking at it with a smile, "Thank you, we will hope to see you again, sir."
"Keep talking and I'll slit both of our throats and let us bleed out." He threatens, though the bunny and see in his eyes that he's bluffing, trying to get them to back off for now at least. Deception:29
*Good place to end?*
He stares at the tiefling... and draws two Swordbreakers. "You don't get to talk to me that way." He sees that deep hunger well up in the Squire's eyes... and not go away. What follows is a flurry of slashes at Pimento's arms and hands.
He nods and takes back all but one of the coins. "Will this do?"
"Don't yell at the boy... He's my favorite child, after all... Are you hungry, dear?" The bunny looks back, tears in his eyes. "I've... been trying to find a cure for ages. It's hungry, and so much stronger than anything I've seen before."
She picks up the coin, looking at it with a smile, "Thank you, we will hope to see you again, sir."
"Keep talking and I'll slit both of our throats and let us bleed out." He threatens, though the bunny and see in his eyes that he's bluffing, trying to get them to back off for now at least. Deception:29
*Good place to end?*
He stares at the tiefling... and draws two Swordbreakers. "You don't get to talk to me that way." He sees that deep hunger well up in the Squire's eyes... and not go away. What follows is a flurry of slashes at Pimento's arms and hands.
He curses as all of the blows splash into his flesg"[gp], too good of a liar." He immediately disappears suddenly, completely vanishing from sight without a trace as he attempts to hide in the forest nearby. Stealth:24 (Cast Invisibly on himself and hid.)
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
He stares at the tiefling... and draws two Swordbreakers. "You don't get to talk to me that way." He sees that deep hunger well up in the Squire's eyes... and not go away. What follows is a flurry of slashes at Pimento's arms and hands.
He curses as all of the blows splash into his flesg"[gp], too good of a liar." He immediately disappears suddenly, completely vanishing from sight without a trace as he attempts to hide in the forest nearby. Stealth:24 (Cast Invisibly on himself and hid.)
The rabbit looks around before the blood trails on the ground catch his eye. He follows quickly and slashes the air wildly.
(He can't pinpoint the exact location, so I'm going to say that he only makes half his attacks in the right direction and treats them as not being able to see Pimento, and thusly has disadvantage. He's also not going to smite this time.)
Attack: 14 Damage: 7 Attack: 13 Damage: 7
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
He stares at the tiefling... and draws two Swordbreakers. "You don't get to talk to me that way." He sees that deep hunger well up in the Squire's eyes... and not go away. What follows is a flurry of slashes at Pimento's arms and hands.
He curses as all of the blows splash into his flesg"[gp], too good of a liar." He immediately disappears suddenly, completely vanishing from sight without a trace as he attempts to hide in the forest nearby. Stealth:24 (Cast Invisibly on himself and hid.)
The rabbit looks around before the blood trails on the ground catch his eye. He follows quickly and slashes the air wildly.
(He can't pinpoint the exact location, so I'm going to say that he only makes half his attacks in the right direction and treats them as not being able to see Pimento, and thusly has disadvantage. He's also not going to smite this time.)
Attack: 16 Damage: 5 Attack: 14 Damage: 7
For some reason, he can't manage to hit them, he slips past all of their attack as he disengages 30ft away, building distance between them.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
*Sorry Salem, I'm also here, and I introed my angry guy, he's also the mob's boss.*
*sweet! wanna continue and add him in next? *
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
*Sorry Salem, I'm also here, and I introed my angry guy, he's also the mob's boss.*
*sweet! wanna continue and add him in next? *
*Sure, if you want to, the intro's pretty long, can you get it? Also, when's your Isabelle gonna be ready?*
*she's mostly done, I can whip the rest of it up as we rp. i'll grab it*
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
She waits patiently, playing with the kids, allowing them to see her revolver when Annabelle isn’t looking.
Tim looks up at them with a smile brightly on his face, if they truly are a cleric, they can sense Tim’s power to be particularly divine, even himself once a god “Hello… I’m Tim.”
He’s not gone long, he never is, having turned back into his human form to go get them what they needed. A fresh cup of cold water, and a meal, still steaming.
The kids Ooh and ahh, one of them managing to touch it.
"Hello, I am GLORIOUS DAY." the words scroll across the screen in a nice blue.
She sits up, sniffing the air, when he gets back.
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
She waits patiently, playing with the kids, allowing them to see her revolver when Annabelle isn’t looking.
Tim looks up at them with a smile brightly on his face, if they truly are a cleric, they can sense Tim’s power to be particularly divine, even himself once a god “Hello… I’m Tim.”
He’s not gone long, he never is, having turned back into his human form to go get them what they needed. A fresh cup of cold water, and a meal, still steaming.
The kids Ooh and ahh, one of them managing to touch it.
"Hello, I am GLORIOUS DAY." the words scroll across the screen in a nice blue.
She sits up, sniffing the air, when he gets back.
She pulls it back, shushing them "I ain't gonna get in trouble cause o' y'all, ya ain't old enough fer somethin' like this yet."
He looks up to them, nodding "Glorious day? Why are you named that?"
He sits back down next to them, putting down the plate of food, "There, now eat."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
She waits patiently, playing with the kids, allowing them to see her revolver when Annabelle isn’t looking.
Tim looks up at them with a smile brightly on his face, if they truly are a cleric, they can sense Tim’s power to be particularly divine, even himself once a god “Hello… I’m Tim.”
He’s not gone long, he never is, having turned back into his human form to go get them what they needed. A fresh cup of cold water, and a meal, still steaming.
The kids Ooh and ahh, one of them managing to touch it.
"Hello, I am GLORIOUS DAY." the words scroll across the screen in a nice blue.
She sits up, sniffing the air, when he gets back.
She pulls it back, shushing them "I ain't gonna get in trouble cause o' y'all, ya ain't old enough fer somethin' like this yet."
He looks up to them, nodding "Glorious day? Why are you named that?"
He sits back down next to them, putting down the plate of food, "There, now eat."
They agree to hush down, food arriving now.
"I'm an artificial intelligence built with a technology akin to clerical magic. I also act defensively towards combatants, featuring a housing compartment."
She takes the food and the water, eating as if it could be her last for a while, guzzling the water when she's done.
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
"I'm an artificial intelligence built with a technology akin to clerical magic. I also act defensively towards combatants, featuring a housing compartment."
She takes the food and the water, eating as if it could be her last for a while, guzzling the water when she's done.
She takes her chunk of the food, thanking Annabelle, smiling brightly.
"Really? Are you completely artificial? I... I used to be kinda like a robot... my dad put my brain into a machine... he said it was to protect me."
He watches them, sitting down on the ground next to the bed, playing his guitar and humming along "Good."
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"I'm an artificial intelligence built with a technology akin to clerical magic. I also act defensively towards combatants, featuring a housing compartment."
She takes the food and the water, eating as if it could be her last for a while, guzzling the water when she's done.
She takes her chunk of the food, thanking Annabelle, smiling brightly.
"Really? Are you completely artificial? I... I used to be kinda like a robot... my dad put my brain into a machine... he said it was to protect me."
He watches them, sitting down on the ground next to the bed, playing his guitar and humming along "Good."
"yer welcome, eat till yer full."
"Everything but my fuel source is human made. I run on a water engine."
She puts the plate off to the side and grabs a few things to doodle with
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
"I'm an artificial intelligence built with a technology akin to clerical magic. I also act defensively towards combatants, featuring a housing compartment."
She takes the food and the water, eating as if it could be her last for a while, guzzling the water when she's done.
She takes her chunk of the food, thanking Annabelle, smiling brightly.
"Really? Are you completely artificial? I... I used to be kinda like a robot... my dad put my brain into a machine... he said it was to protect me."
He watches them, sitting down on the ground next to the bed, playing his guitar and humming along "Good."
"yer welcome, eat till yer full."
"Everything but my fuel source is human made. I run on a water engine."
She puts the plate off to the side and grabs a few things to doodle with
She begins to eat, enjoying every single bite.
"A water engine? Thats... can I see the blueprint?" He asks, looking up at them.
He stays close to them, eyes shifting around as if suspicious of everything.
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Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
"I'm an artificial intelligence built with a technology akin to clerical magic. I also act defensively towards combatants, featuring a housing compartment."
She takes the food and the water, eating as if it could be her last for a while, guzzling the water when she's done.
She takes her chunk of the food, thanking Annabelle, smiling brightly.
"Really? Are you completely artificial? I... I used to be kinda like a robot... my dad put my brain into a machine... he said it was to protect me."
He watches them, sitting down on the ground next to the bed, playing his guitar and humming along "Good."
"yer welcome, eat till yer full."
"Everything but my fuel source is human made. I run on a water engine."
She puts the plate off to the side and grabs a few things to doodle with
She begins to eat, enjoying every single bite.
"A water engine? Thats... can I see the blueprint?" He asks, looking up at them.
He stays close to them, eyes shifting around as if suspicious of everything.
"So, how ya been?"
A hatch in his chest opens up, and a man crawls out of it. The man is lanky, tall, and thin. He wears dark-brown slacks, a turtleneck of the same color, and black round glasses. His face is round, his black hair short and scrankly. "Classified, sorry."
She draws a color accurate sketch of them, smiling
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Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined. >Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you YESNO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
She picks up the coin, looking at it with a smile, "Thank you, we will hope to see you again, sir."
"Keep talking and I'll slit both of our throats and let us bleed out." He threatens, though the bunny and see in his eyes that he's bluffing, trying to get them to back off for now at least. Deception:29
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*I think I need to make the Flavor Squire less neurotic. Have him give in to the Tasting Beast a bit more.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*It already looks like he's steer that way, he only needs a little push, and that sounds very fun indeed.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Good place to end?*
He stares at the tiefling... and draws two Swordbreakers. "You don't get to talk to me that way." He sees that deep hunger well up in the Squire's eyes... and not go away. What follows is a flurry of slashes at Pimento's arms and hands.
Attack: 23 Damage: 12
Attack: 23 Damage: 12
Attack: 26 Damage: 14
Attack: 27 Damage: 32
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Very good place to end.*
He curses as all of the blows splash into his flesg"[gp], too good of a liar." He immediately disappears suddenly, completely vanishing from sight without a trace as he attempts to hide in the forest nearby. Stealth:24 (Cast Invisibly on himself and hid.)
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
The rabbit looks around before the blood trails on the ground catch his eye. He follows quickly and slashes the air wildly.
(He can't pinpoint the exact location, so I'm going to say that he only makes half his attacks in the right direction and treats them as not being able to see Pimento, and thusly has disadvantage. He's also not going to smite this time.)
Attack: 14 Damage: 7
Attack: 13 Damage: 7
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*I am here*
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
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2-13-25
For some reason, he can't manage to hit them, he slips past all of their attack as he disengages 30ft away, building distance between them.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*Sorry Salem, I'm also here, and I introed my angry guy, he's also the mob's boss.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*sweet! wanna continue and add him in next? *
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Sure, if you want to, the intro's pretty long, can you get it? Also, when's your Isabelle gonna be ready?*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*she's mostly done, I can whip the rest of it up as we rp. i'll grab it*
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Thank you buddy, you are one of my closest friends.*
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
The kids Ooh and ahh, one of them managing to touch it.
"Hello, I am GLORIOUS DAY." the words scroll across the screen in a nice blue.
She sits up, sniffing the air, when he gets back.
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
She pulls it back, shushing them "I ain't gonna get in trouble cause o' y'all, ya ain't old enough fer somethin' like this yet."
He looks up to them, nodding "Glorious day? Why are you named that?"
He sits back down next to them, putting down the plate of food, "There, now eat."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
They agree to hush down, food arriving now.
"I'm an artificial intelligence built with a technology akin to clerical magic. I also act defensively towards combatants, featuring a housing compartment."
She takes the food and the water, eating as if it could be her last for a while, guzzling the water when she's done.
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
She takes her chunk of the food, thanking Annabelle, smiling brightly.
"Really? Are you completely artificial? I... I used to be kinda like a robot... my dad put my brain into a machine... he said it was to protect me."
He watches them, sitting down on the ground next to the bed, playing his guitar and humming along "Good."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"yer welcome, eat till yer full."
"Everything but my fuel source is human made. I run on a water engine."
She puts the plate off to the side and grabs a few things to doodle with
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
She begins to eat, enjoying every single bite.
"A water engine? Thats... can I see the blueprint?" He asks, looking up at them.
He stays close to them, eyes shifting around as if suspicious of everything.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"So, how ya been?"
A hatch in his chest opens up, and a man crawls out of it. The man is lanky, tall, and thin. He wears dark-brown slacks, a turtleneck of the same color, and black round glasses. His face is round, his black hair short and scrankly. "Classified, sorry."
She draws a color accurate sketch of them, smiling
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25