Felix shakes it. "I'm Felix Ambersmoke. I don't really have any titles, but I'm a priest as well. I serve Volstadt, the Great Spirit of the Hearth." He casts a quick spell on himself and cuddles against Kazuya's side. He's pretty cold, like the cooling blanket.
He shakes it with no hesitation whatsoever, a firm businessman's handshake. "It's great to meet you, sir! My name is W.L. Fryer, a foreign businessman trying to make a difference. I run Whaleheart Eats, which hasn't had a presence here before due to the prevalence of rich adventurers, but recently we've expanded our menu with items that might appeal to the brave men, women, and other such people out fighting evil for us civilians."
He lowers himself farther down to their level so that they don’t have to put as much effort into being next to him. He should be overheating, at least for a normal person considering his skin is burning to ash and flaking off as if he had leprosy “Thank you for this, Mr. Amber smoke. May the great Sol and your own god bless you, you are a kind man, as far as I can tell.”
He makes sure not to crush their hand with his own, nodding silently with a smile before pulling his hand back “So you are here for business, it’s good to see another in the business of helping others. Nice to meet you, you can just call me Rag by the way, everyone else does.”
Felix seems fine despite his thick, fluffy fur coat and blubbery body. "Heh. Volstadt doesn't really give blessings anymore. Especially not to strugels." He climbs onto the captain's lap, radiating a refreshing chill.
He nods. "Of course. Now, this isn't really business. This is charity work funded by my business. I have little donation boxes at checkout, alongside like 6% of the profits going to helping people." He waves a hand, and some planks lift off the ground, as well as a hammer and nails. Unseen Servant. "It'll be a while before we're done here, but we already put up a temporary Whaleheart Eats in the meantime to provide free food to the workers."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Felix shakes it. "I'm Felix Ambersmoke. I don't really have any titles, but I'm a priest as well. I serve Volstadt, the Great Spirit of the Hearth." He casts a quick spell on himself and cuddles against Kazuya's side. He's pretty cold, like the cooling blanket.
He shakes it with no hesitation whatsoever, a firm businessman's handshake. "It's great to meet you, sir! My name is W.L. Fryer, a foreign businessman trying to make a difference. I run Whaleheart Eats, which hasn't had a presence here before due to the prevalence of rich adventurers, but recently we've expanded our menu with items that might appeal to the brave men, women, and other such people out fighting evil for us civilians."
He lowers himself farther down to their level so that they don’t have to put as much effort into being next to him. He should be overheating, at least for a normal person considering his skin is burning to ash and flaking off as if he had leprosy “Thank you for this, Mr. Amber smoke. May the great Sol and your own god bless you, you are a kind man, as far as I can tell.”
He makes sure not to crush their hand with his own, nodding silently with a smile before pulling his hand back “So you are here for business, it’s good to see another in the business of helping others. Nice to meet you, you can just call me Rag by the way, everyone else does.”
Felix seems fine despite his thick, fluffy fur coat and blubbery body. "Heh. Volstadt doesn't really give blessings anymore. Especially not to strugels." He climbs onto the captain's lap, radiating a refreshing chill.
He nods. "Of course. Now, this isn't really business. This is charity work funded by my business. I have little donation boxes at checkout, alongside like 6% of the profits going to helping people." He waves a hand, and some planks lift off the ground, as well as a hammer and nails. Unseen Servant. "It'll be a while before we're done here, but we already put up a temporary Whaleheart Eats in the meantime to provide free food to the workers."
He lets himself cool back to a normal temperature “I doubt I could convince you to convert religions in that case.” He gives a weak laugh, looking down at them with a smile, “You are kind, I likely would’ve overheated quite a bit by now. Maybe even lost my arms to Tebrosis, thank you.”
He nods, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a platinum, handing it to them “I wouldn’t know where to put that, so please spend that on the charity, I want this place to grow and help as many people as possible.”
Felix seems fine despite his thick, fluffy fur coat and blubbery body. "Heh. Volstadt doesn't really give blessings anymore. Especially not to strugels." He climbs onto the captain's lap, radiating a refreshing chill.
He nods. "Of course. Now, this isn't really business. This is charity work funded by my business. I have little donation boxes at checkout, alongside like 6% of the profits going to helping people." He waves a hand, and some planks lift off the ground, as well as a hammer and nails. Unseen Servant. "It'll be a while before we're done here, but we already put up a temporary Whaleheart Eats in the meantime to provide free food to the workers."
He lets himself cool back to a normal temperature “I doubt I could convince you to convert religions in that case.” He gives a weak laugh, looking down at them with a smile, “You are kind, I likely would’ve overheated quite a bit by now. Maybe even lost my arms to Tebrosis, thank you.”
He nods, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a platinum, handing it to them “I wouldn’t know where to put that, so please spend that on the charity, I want this place to grow and help as many people as possible.”
"I'm doing what I can for someone who needs it. Just like what you do, right?" He cuddles a bit closer.
He takes it, examining it. "I'll make sure it gets where it needs to go." He tosses it into the air, catches it, and drops it in his pocket. "All these little people... they scurry around like ants when they deserve to live like the greatest kings. It boggles my mind that they remain content with their lot. My latest theory is that they don't know any better, so I've started another charity project for education. Paying tuition for kids whose families can't afford it."
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Felix seems fine despite his thick, fluffy fur coat and blubbery body. "Heh. Volstadt doesn't really give blessings anymore. Especially not to strugels." He climbs onto the captain's lap, radiating a refreshing chill.
He nods. "Of course. Now, this isn't really business. This is charity work funded by my business. I have little donation boxes at checkout, alongside like 6% of the profits going to helping people." He waves a hand, and some planks lift off the ground, as well as a hammer and nails. Unseen Servant. "It'll be a while before we're done here, but we already put up a temporary Whaleheart Eats in the meantime to provide free food to the workers."
He lets himself cool back to a normal temperature “I doubt I could convince you to convert religions in that case.” He gives a weak laugh, looking down at them with a smile, “You are kind, I likely would’ve overheated quite a bit by now. Maybe even lost my arms to Tebrosis, thank you.”
He nods, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a platinum, handing it to them “I wouldn’t know where to put that, so please spend that on the charity, I want this place to grow and help as many people as possible.”
"I'm doing what I can for someone who needs it. Just like what you do, right?" He cuddles a bit closer.
He takes it, examining it. "I'll make sure it gets where it needs to go." He tosses it into the air, catches it, and drops it in his pocket. "All these little people... they scurry around like ants when they deserve to live like the greatest kings. It boggles my mind that they remain content with their lot. My latest theory is that they don't know any better, so I've started another charity project for education. Paying tuition for kids whose families can't afford it."
“That’s true… I suppose. I help those who need the help, you had no obligation to help me, and yet you did. Thank you, Mr.Ambersmoke.”
“Such is the world, the greatest aren’t allowed to live those lives because of the smallest limitations or the greatest mountains. Fated to die before they can change the world for the better, that’s why those who live have to work for those who cannot be what they are truly capable of.”
*Wait, I feel like this is a repeat of the last fast food guy, but though I do love a killer.*
*That guy was a coward and just middle management. This guy is a CEO and is brave. He also comes from a worse background and is genuinely nice to people he sees as equal or lower, but he fights tooth and nail to keep his business afloat in such a competitive industry. Sometimes literally tooth and nail, and against the exact same people who were under the impression that you can't commit violent crimes directly with all that money.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Samuel is outside, trying to pierce the septum of his nose with only a needle and a ton of whiskey.
Carrion is munching on a whole deer, the poor thing somehow alive despite multiple bites being taken out of it.
A huge man, bald and tubby, walks over, singing a slow jazz song. "Late at night, they want To be rebuilt... Organs out, sides Placed on the grill... It may be deadly but It's quite a thrill... Mutila-a-tion!" He chuckles. "Hey, buckaroo, want some help with that? A steady hand is better for safe piercing!"
Atticus waddles over, plumped up since he doesn't have spells to burn calories anymore. He slits the animal's spine and sits down on it, putting the knife in his coat. "What's up babe?"
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
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Felix seems fine despite his thick, fluffy fur coat and blubbery body. "Heh. Volstadt doesn't really give blessings anymore. Especially not to strugels." He climbs onto the captain's lap, radiating a refreshing chill.
He nods. "Of course. Now, this isn't really business. This is charity work funded by my business. I have little donation boxes at checkout, alongside like 6% of the profits going to helping people." He waves a hand, and some planks lift off the ground, as well as a hammer and nails. Unseen Servant. "It'll be a while before we're done here, but we already put up a temporary Whaleheart Eats in the meantime to provide free food to the workers."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
He lets himself cool back to a normal temperature “I doubt I could convince you to convert religions in that case.” He gives a weak laugh, looking down at them with a smile, “You are kind, I likely would’ve overheated quite a bit by now. Maybe even lost my arms to Tebrosis, thank you.”
He nods, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a platinum, handing it to them “I wouldn’t know where to put that, so please spend that on the charity, I want this place to grow and help as many people as possible.”
*If you want to.*
“I would love to, they will be so very happy to see you.” She stands up, pulling them up with her.
“Sounds a lot like my job.” He laughs with them, sighing, leaning against them.
He goes and gets a deck of cards, placing it down at the table.
She leads them back to the flooded garden, the crocodilians waiting for them.
“Stonebreak? Bud of mine, helped me through my hardest times, why, do you?”
“What games do you know how to play? Maybe we have one we both know.”
"I'm doing what I can for someone who needs it. Just like what you do, right?" He cuddles a bit closer.
He takes it, examining it. "I'll make sure it gets where it needs to go." He tosses it into the air, catches it, and drops it in his pocket. "All these little people... they scurry around like ants when they deserve to live like the greatest kings. It boggles my mind that they remain content with their lot. My latest theory is that they don't know any better, so I've started another charity project for education. Paying tuition for kids whose families can't afford it."
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
The newly hatched, as well as their mother come over to them, the children chittering little words, the mother surprised “You can? How lovely.”
“Huh, ain’t that strange, he’s my boss too.”
“Well, maybe I can show you a game my parents taught me, something new.” He begins to play a game Aokiji wouldn’t never seen.
“That’s true… I suppose. I help those who need the help, you had no obligation to help me, and yet you did. Thank you, Mr.Ambersmoke.”
“Such is the world, the greatest aren’t allowed to live those lives because of the smallest limitations or the greatest mountains. Fated to die before they can change the world for the better, that’s why those who live have to work for those who cannot be what they are truly capable of.”
They all nuzzle into the hand, “These ones are a handful, all so passionate, a feeding frenzy.” She laughs, sounding like a seasoned mother.
“Well, we’ve met now, I’ll recognize your face next time I see ya, that’s all that matters, ain’t it?”
He still takes his time playing, a game of thinking, of strategy, reading faces and such things.
“Name them?” She tilts her multi eyed head, confused by the concept.
He laughs with them, sighing “It was fun, reminds me of the day we met.”
Vex wears his heart on his sleeve as far as Aokiji can tell, each card causing a new reaction from him.
*Burger man is too nice*
*He needs to kill some Wall Street kids*
*He'll be like the Joker*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Wait, I feel like this is a repeat of the last fast food guy, but though I do love a killer.*
*That guy was a coward and just middle management. This guy is a CEO and is brave. He also comes from a worse background and is genuinely nice to people he sees as equal or lower, but he fights tooth and nail to keep his business afloat in such a competitive industry. Sometimes literally tooth and nail, and against the exact same people who were under the impression that you can't commit violent crimes directly with all that money.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Samuel is outside, trying to pierce the septum of his nose with only a needle and a ton of whiskey.
Carrion is munching on a whole deer, the poor thing somehow alive despite multiple bites being taken out of it.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
A huge man, bald and tubby, walks over, singing a slow jazz song.
"Late at night, they want
To be rebuilt...
Organs out, sides
Placed on the grill...
It may be deadly but
It's quite a thrill...
Mutila-a-tion!"
He chuckles. "Hey, buckaroo, want some help with that? A steady hand is better for safe piercing!"
Atticus waddles over, plumped up since he doesn't have spells to burn calories anymore. He slits the animal's spine and sits down on it, putting the knife in his coat. "What's up babe?"
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.