If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"I'm not pathetic. For now, yes. We will recruit others in the future."
*Okay, who do you want next?*
She wraps her arms around them, holding them tight.
"Will we, lamb chop? Until you prove yourself with some display of absolute power, I'm going to think you pathetic and adorable."
*not sure, just throw someone out
He smiles contently "Love you"
"How about this. You see that flock of birds?" he points up
Thane is sitting outside of his home, waiting for his son to get home.
"I love you more." She smiles back at them.
She looks up, eyes locking on the flock of birds as she licks her lips with a grin.
Rycenius comes home, bag bouncing up and down as he runs
"Now what?~"
They fall to the ground as she watches, dead.
He catches them, hugging them before bringing them inside "How was school taday?"
She picks them up, kissing their forehead, "You know what."
She sprints over, catching one of them and tearing into it before turning back to them, "Not pathetic, still adorable."
"it was good! We learned malty application!"
"Mmm, I'm ready~"
Black and red thorny vines snatch the bird from her before she can eat it
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"I'm not pathetic. For now, yes. We will recruit others in the future."
*Okay, who do you want next?*
She wraps her arms around them, holding them tight.
"Will we, lamb chop? Until you prove yourself with some display of absolute power, I'm going to think you pathetic and adorable."
*not sure, just throw someone out
He smiles contently "Love you"
"How about this. You see that flock of birds?" he points up
Thane is sitting outside of his home, waiting for his son to get home.
"I love you more." She smiles back at them.
She looks up, eyes locking on the flock of birds as she licks her lips with a grin.
Rycenius comes home, bag bouncing up and down as he runs
"Now what?~"
They fall to the ground as she watches, dead.
He catches them, hugging them before bringing them inside "How was school taday?"
She picks them up, kissing their forehead, "You know what."
She sprints over, catching one of them and tearing into it before turning back to them, "Not pathetic, still adorable."
"it was good! We learned malty application!"
"Mmm, I'm ready~"
Black and red thorny vines snatch the bird from her before she can eat it
“Really? An’ did ya enjoy learnin’ it?” He asks, putting them down as he gets them some dinner.
She takes them to the bedroom. (Good end there, my pick?)
“Hey! Give that back!” Her jaw grows a flaming mask with teeth that match her own, but made of flames, as her tail lashes.
"Yeah, it was pretty easy." he climbs up the chair and sits into it
(Aye)
"Now who's pathetic?" it's just out of her reach
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He walks over, patting their head, having warmed up dinner with their fire breath, “Make any new friends?”
She pounces up a superhuman height, trying to claw and grab the bird, “Ah! Let me have it!”
Yuki is melting, eating ice cream to cool off as she sits in front of the fridge with it open
"Nuhuh." he says, eating heartily
"Only if you tell me I'm not pathetic."
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He walks over, patting their head, having warmed up dinner with their fire breath, “Make any new friends?”
She pounces up a superhuman height, trying to claw and grab the bird, “Ah! Let me have it!”
Yuki is melting, eating ice cream to cool off as she sits in front of the fridge with it open
"Nuhuh." he says, eating heartily
"Only if you tell me I'm not pathetic."
Sylvia, who has been revealed to be a werehorse, is sitting in Yuki’s chair, eating an apple. Wander has been gone for a while.
“An’ why’s that?” He asks, sitting next to them.
She grumbles, landing on all fours and making her way back over to them, looking down at them, “You aren’t… as pathetic as I thought. Happy?”
"Sylvia, is he working on my gift?" she asks, closing the fridge
"People are scared of me."
The vine hands her the bird she wanted. "Quite happy."
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"Sylvia, is he working on my gift?" she asks, closing the fridge
"People are scared of me."
The vine hands her the bird she wanted. "Quite happy."
She takes a bite of an apple, chewing for a moment before answering "Yep, and he's almost done too."
"Scared?" He sighs, "Who could be scared o' such a sweet dragonborn?"
She tears into it like she wanted to, her firepower cooking it as she eats. She grumbles angry at them.
"Ahh, good. Needy anything?" she asks as she sits on the floor
"I beat up somebody." he says casually
"Hey now, love the system and it will love you~" he teases, eating the flowers he picked
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"Sylvia, is he working on my gift?" she asks, closing the fridge
"People are scared of me."
The vine hands her the bird she wanted. "Quite happy."
She takes a bite of an apple, chewing for a moment before answering "Yep, and he's almost done too."
"Scared?" He sighs, "Who could be scared o' such a sweet dragonborn?"
She tears into it like she wanted to, her firepower cooking it as she eats. She grumbles angry at them.
"Ahh, good. Needy anything?" she asks as she sits on the floor
"I beat up somebody." he says casually
"Hey now, love the system and it will love you~" he teases, eating the flowers he picked
"I've got my apples, I'll be fine. Maybe what he's doing is too much for you, we'll have to see."
He looks surprised, sighing "Who did ya beat up? Why?"
She rolls her eyes, walking back to them when there is nothing but bare bones left. She scoffs "Fine..."
"I hope it's not." she shrugs
"Some kid. He said you were a bad dad."
"Well? Was it worth it?"
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Sylvia walks over, pouring some ice from Wander's endless cup onto them "Do you want to know what it is?"
He holds their head with a hand, "Thank ya, but don't do that again, I don't wanna be the reason ya don't have no friends, okay?"
She wipes the blood from her mouth "It was... thank you."
"Not until he shows me himself."
"I don't want friends who are mean.."
"Good, I'm glad. Now, we've got houses to snatch up." he stands
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"Good, I'm glad. Now, we've got houses to snatch up." he stands
"Leaving it a surprise? Good answer."
He smiles and hugs them "An' ya shouldn't. How badly ya beat 'em up?"
She stands back on her two feet, rolling her wrists "Why do we need to do that?"
"I should hope it was."
"I just thumped him twice, he cried." he hugs back
"Where else is the Group going to live?" He takes her to Aspen
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She doesn't stop, continuing to cry and shake happily, barely able to hear them, not even processing it.
"Do ya need a place ta sleep?" He stands up, patting their shoulder.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
He catches them, hugging them before bringing them inside "How was school taday?"
She picks them up, kissing their forehead, "You know what."
She sprints over, catching one of them and tearing into it before turning back to them, "Not pathetic, still adorable."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
*oh. Didnt realize.*
Lightning flashes, it creates ash. The ash forms a human.
If you don’t know where I am, I’m either sleeping or roleplaying. If I’m doing neither of those things, except the worst. (Do not actually expect the worst) If you need to talk then PM me. Head Acolyte of The Tree Cult.
"it was good! We learned malty application!"
"Mmm, I'm ready~"
Black and red thorny vines snatch the bird from her before she can eat it
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Dont worry about it dude, it’s all good.*
“Really? An’ did ya enjoy learnin’ it?” He asks, putting them down as he gets them some dinner.
She takes them to the bedroom. (Good end there, my pick?)
“Hey! Give that back!” Her jaw grows a flaming mask with teeth that match her own, but made of flames, as her tail lashes.
"Yeah, it was pretty easy." he climbs up the chair and sits into it
(Aye)
"Now who's pathetic?" it's just out of her reach
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
*Cut for Salem… Yuki.*
He walks over, patting their head, having warmed up dinner with their fire breath, “Make any new friends?”
She pounces up a superhuman height, trying to claw and grab the bird, “Ah! Let me have it!”
Yuki is melting, eating ice cream to cool off as she sits in front of the fridge with it open
"Nuhuh." he says, eating heartily
"Only if you tell me I'm not pathetic."
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
Sylvia, who has been revealed to be a werehorse, is sitting in Yuki’s chair, eating an apple. Wander has been gone for a while.
“An’ why’s that?” He asks, sitting next to them.
She grumbles, landing on all fours and making her way back over to them, looking down at them, “You aren’t… as pathetic as I thought. Happy?”
"Sylvia, is he working on my gift?" she asks, closing the fridge
"People are scared of me."
The vine hands her the bird she wanted. "Quite happy."
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
She takes a bite of an apple, chewing for a moment before answering "Yep, and he's almost done too."
"Scared?" He sighs, "Who could be scared o' such a sweet dragonborn?"
She tears into it like she wanted to, her firepower cooking it as she eats. She grumbles angry at them.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Ahh, good. Needy anything?" she asks as she sits on the floor
"I beat up somebody." he says casually
"Hey now, love the system and it will love you~" he teases, eating the flowers he picked
Error. (Traceback) line 1, <Salem> is undefined.
>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
"I've got my apples, I'll be fine. Maybe what he's doing is too much for you, we'll have to see."
He looks surprised, sighing "Who did ya beat up? Why?"
She rolls her eyes, walking back to them when there is nothing but bare bones left. She scoffs "Fine..."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I hope it's not." she shrugs
"Some kid. He said you were a bad dad."
"Well? Was it worth it?"
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
Sylvia walks over, pouring some ice from Wander's endless cup onto them "Do you want to know what it is?"
He holds their head with a hand, "Thank ya, but don't do that again, I don't wanna be the reason ya don't have no friends, okay?"
She wipes the blood from her mouth "It was... thank you."
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"Not until he shows me himself."
"I don't want friends who are mean.."
"Good, I'm glad. Now, we've got houses to snatch up." he stands
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
"Leaving it a surprise? Good answer."
He smiles and hugs them "An' ya shouldn't. How badly ya beat 'em up?"
She stands back on her two feet, rolling her wrists "Why do we need to do that?"
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)
"I should hope it was."
"I just thumped him twice, he cried." he hugs back
"Where else is the Group going to live?" He takes her to Aspen
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>Attemp <EXTENDED SIG>? Jester Day 5/1... We'll miss you
YES NO I'm on more than Gonzalo and Bananer, trust B)
My Threads: Anytown, USA and Sanctuary [Links]
S♡J
2-13-25
She sits down next to them, "He should be back in a few minutes."
"Did ya make sure he wouldn't say nothin' else ta yer face? Maybe we can go out, get ya some friends."
"The 'Group' is currently you and me, we don't need more than one house." She follows, annoyed.
Local Jokester, Viber, Doctor, and Therapist, I do my best to make your day better, and if I fail I'll try again tomorrow.
'Nothing is beautiful because it lasts.'
'War does not decide who was right, but only who is left.'
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12WUcdu6YBH2USIcmf48FCnLwDh_mGHZJZYZWwLLRzhA/edit?tab=t.0 (For when I'm gone.)