"My name is... well, my assigned name is Comte Marbeline. My original one is in a vault, so I don't have it right now unfortunately." He holds out a big, strong hand to shake. He smells faintly like the fish he caught.
Sam shakes his head, he smells of the sea and the light essence of sandalwood and citrus, most likely a cologne of sorts. "Nice to meet ye mate, ain't never herd of that name before but there's a first for everything huh?" he tilts his head to the side, resembling a curious dog "Where ye from? Gotta be someplace fancy if yer trying to hide yourself under that glamour."
"Ah, right, almost forgot to say. I'm a lesser noble of the Sugarplum Court. 'Comte' means 'Count.'" He begins hauling nets of fish onto the dock. "I can't do those weird social contracts that true fey can do, like stealing names or forcing reciprocity, but I'm still a member of the court." He takes a fish out of one of his nets and tosses it into his mouth whole and raw, crunching down on the bones.
"Feywild huh? read about that was I was a lad." He smiled and crouched down "Fancy stuff, nature and the like." he said, messing with his earring on his left ear.
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"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
*My favorite homebrewers, Action Fiction, just released a chainsaw weapon for 5e.*
*It's follower-exclusive, so I can't just post the stats here, but it's surprisingly balanced... assuming you only have two attacks and your bonus action is free.*
*Basically, bonus action to rev it up, deals an extra d6 for every time you hit the same target without switching, up to 3d6.*
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Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles) I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat. I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world. Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
Kal and Xero are playing chess. The board is so large that Kal has to stand on top of it.
Neave is drinking his head off. He's somehow still sober.
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Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
"Feywild huh? read about that was I was a lad." He smiled and crouched down "Fancy stuff, nature and the like." he said, messing with his earring on his left ear.
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*hello, Alaric! How art thou?*
*not great, but i had some tea :>*
*Gonna bring in a new character today, hopefully i'll be on more consistently*
*hi.*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*My favorite homebrewers, Action Fiction, just released a chainsaw weapon for 5e.*
*It's follower-exclusive, so I can't just post the stats here, but it's surprisingly balanced... assuming you only have two attacks and your bonus action is free.*
*Basically, bonus action to rev it up, deals an extra d6 for every time you hit the same target without switching, up to 3d6.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*[implodes]*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*hi*
I'm fry, and I make doodles. That's why they call me FRY DOODLES. Also no pressure but check out my YouTube channel (Fry Doodles)
I'm a disabled, neurodivergent, artsy dumpster fire who's always open to chat.
I'm a sensitive little sad bean, and somewhat of a clown. But, I'm also god's favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world.
Crafter of Constellations, vocaloid enjoyer, waluigi’s #1 fan, space alien, princess-of-quite-a-lot, and certified silly goose
*hi.*
My titles are the great Silver Dragon Lord of the Sky, Second in Command of the Dragon Cult, High Warlock of Cynophobia, High Cultist of Jeff, The Lightning Mage. I’m a ✨Chronically online teenage boy✨, and one of the most active posters on the forums (MORE THAN SALEM AND GONZALO). Always open to talk if you’d like to shoot me a PM! Please don’t hesitate to tell me I’m being a jerk or overbearing, I love helpful feedback! Love y’all!
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*Good morning y'all. I am making a obsessed man who is hunting down his obsession.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Literally me*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*In which way?????*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*When you hear the knocking at the window, don't run.*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*Jokes on you, I am on a bus.*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Did I stutter?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
*hi baal*
fellow follower of JEFF!!!! and a fan of botw
Co-cult leader of the cynophobia cult
Archivist of the kingdoms and Crowns thread, Percy Jackson thread, and Mechanicus thread
*I will nibble your ear honey. Do not test me >:3*
"Forgive the mess, I am trying to regain my sanity again."
[Taken by my gourmand boyfriend]
*Hey Drizzt. What's up?*
Let him who is without sin cast the first stone.
May each word that I speak be backed by each of my teeth.
Kal and Xero are playing chess. The board is so large that Kal has to stand on top of it.
Neave is drinking his head off. He's somehow still sober.
Hi! I'm EJO. I am a silly billy who forgets to play Genshin Impact every day totally DOESN'T simp for at least three different ninja girls. Some other facts about me:
I main Milio in League of Legends, and therefore have extreme anxiety whenever my glass cannon Vayne main teammate charges at the enemy while I'm at the spawn zone.
My average accuracy in Marvel Rivals is about 19%.
If anyone says the words "Spider man lord" in my presence I will immediately lock myself in my room.
I like cheese.
*good morning*
*hello, its been awhile, hasn't it?
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented